When ready for steady to go dancin', romancin' Grab your sweetheart and jump in car Drive on down to the bright side of town You'll be glad you don't have to far You'll be you don't have to go far
Park your and Cadillacs and fords and Renaults Get out and like the dickens to the West Texas Waltz
My needs a tune-up, I better get up and make up My mind to get on it The tractor's actin' up and the sewer lines are backin' up But I'll be tonight anyway I'll be dancin' tonight
'Cause I count my blessings, I don't my faults I like to dance like the dickens to the West Waltz
Well I a young cow-dog an' I told him, "Now, now dog You're a borderline collie, I'm a fool But he had some bad habits, he was scared of jack I sent him off to school I they call it obedience school
But he came back he couldn't tell a cow from a horse But he could dance like the dickens to the Texas Waltz
Grand mammy, grand pappy if you wanna stay Better lace up your best shoes Come see us, don't write us, you can stop your Just by dancin' away your Now ,just by dancin' away your
So bind up your bunions with and gauze And come on, dance the dickens to the West Texas Waltz Oh yeah, hey
I met a fine lady banker and I'd sure to thank her For the she gave me made me shout She changed my whole and to show her my little gratitude I decided I'd ask her out Yeah, I thought I might ask her out
I said, Close up your and lock up your vaults And lets go dance like the dickens to the West Texas
We spent the next to dollar in the old ice cream parlor On a and a malt and a pop And then we heard us some sounds, was a honky lounge next to the ice cream shop Next door to the ice cream
Now only two things are better than and malts And one is dancin' the dickens to the West Texas Waltz
And the is somethin' but really it's nothin' To of, it's somethin' to do And if you've done it before you'll be it some more Just as soon as the dancin' is Right the dancin' is through
And if asks you why, just tell 'em because You been like the dickens to the West Texas Waltz