Luyện nghe bài hát We Only Read the Headlines

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And you know its
'Cause we only the headlines
We read the headlines

get to the point
And the foreplay
We only the headlines
We read the headlines anyways

54 percent of bank robberies place on a Friday
Women blink nearly twice as as men
Elvis never ever gave an
The number of wars fought between
That have at least one McDonald's is zero

Every 5 minutes an area of forest
The size of a ball field is eliminated
Women who read romance
Have sex as often as those who dont

Did you know? That a can of Coke will float in water
While a can of Coke will sink
The Muppet Show was from TV in Saudi Arabia
one of its stars was a pig
Males on average think about sex 7 seconds

than 50 percent of the people in the world
Have never or received a telephone call
Syphilis has risen 500 percent in the last six in Europe
Why is it that seems to get older except for Cliff Richard?

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And you know its
we only read the headlines
We only read the

get to the point
And quit the
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We only the headlines anyways

1 out of 10 girls 20 is carrying Chlamydia
to several sources, Dr. Harvey Kellogg
Actually tried to a cure for masturbation when he made cornflakes
Women are 30 percent sexually active during a full moon
is the country with the highest Scout membership

In single episode of Seinfeld, theres a superman
In at one scene somewhere
If you all the animals in the world
Hens would be 10 percent of the total

In Minnesota theres a law against men having sex with fish
Jimmy Carter can read 2000 per minute
and dolphins are the only species
That sex for pleasure
Danny is taller than Dolly Parton

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And you its okay
We only read the
We read the headlines

In the on the news
Heaven is no excuse
In formations
All you need to is right here

Its to attend your own funeral
the human brain continues
To send out electrical signals
For up to 37 hours following

We read the headlines
We read the headlines
We read the headlines
We read the headlines

You can cut to the
And you know its
'Cause we only read the
We read the headlines

get to the point
And quit the
We only the headlines
We read the headlines anyways