Luyện nghe bài hát Virus Alert

Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you
Really give you a warning
'Cause I found out morning
About a dangerous, computer virus
If you should get an email the subject, 'stinky cheese'
Better not go your chances
Under no circumstances, you open it
Or else it

Translate documents into Swahili
Make TV record "Gigli"
Neuter your pets, and give you laundry static
(Look out!)
It's gonna make your screen freeze
(Look out!)
the Easter eggs off your DVDs
(Look out!)
Erase hard drive and your backups too
And the hard drive of related to you

alert!
Delete before someone gets hurt!
this message on to everybody

Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off walls
It'll your keyboard all sticky
Give your poodle a
And invest your cash in stock in Euro
Then, it will tie up your phone, crank long-distance calls
It'll set your clocks an hour and start clogging the shower
So just it now, or else it will

Decide to you a permanent wedgie,
Legally change your to Reggie,
Even mess up the pH balance in your

(Look out!)
It's gonna melt face right off your skull
(Look out!)
And make your iPod play Jethro Tull
(Look out!)
And tell you knock-knock jokes you're trying to sleep
(Look out!)
And make you physically attracted to
(Look out!)
Steal your identity and your credit
(Look out!)
Buy you a full of pink leotards
(Look out!)
Then cause a rift in time and space
And leave a bunch of wrappers all over the place
That's right a

(Virus alert!)
Delete before someone gets hurt!
this message on to everybody

(Virus alert!)
Delete immediately before gets hurt!
Forward this on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send to everybody
everyone you know, tell everybody now

If you get infected, wish you had never been born
So before it emails grandmother all of your porn
Turn off your and make sure it powers down
it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground
Bury it completely, rocks and should be fine
Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you online!

(Virus alert!)
Delete immediately someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to

(Virus alert!)
immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this on to everybody

(Virus alert!)
Delete immediately before someone hurt!
this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, everybody now
are you waiting for'
Just hurry up and forward this to every single that you know!
Hit right now!