Luyện nghe bài hát Virus Alert

Hey, everyone, listen up, attention if you please
Really wanna give you a
'Cause I found out morning
a dangerous, insidious computer virus
If you should get an email with the subject, cheese'
Better not go taking your
Under no circumstances, you open it
Or else it

Translate your documents into
your TV record "Gigli"
Neuter your pets, and you laundry static cling
(Look out!)
It's gonna make your screen freeze
(Look out!)
the Easter eggs off your DVDs
(Look out!)
Erase your hard drive and backups too
And the hard drive of related to you

alert!
Delete immediately someone gets hurt!
Forward message on to everybody

Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint off your walls
It'll make keyboard all sticky
your poodle a hickey
And invest cash in stock in Euro Disney
Then, it will tie up your phone, making long-distance calls
It'll set your clocks back an hour and start the shower
So just trash it now, or else it

Decide to you a permanent wedgie,
Legally your name to Reggie,
mess up the pH balance in your pool

(Look out!)
It's gonna melt your face right off your
(Look out!)
And your iPod only play Jethro Tull
(Look out!)
And tell you knock-knock jokes while trying to sleep
(Look out!)
And make you attracted to sheep
(Look out!)
Steal identity and your credit cards
(Look out!)
Buy you a full of pink leotards
(Look out!)
Then cause a major rift in and space
And leave a bunch of wrappers all over the place
That's right a

(Virus alert!)
Delete immediately before gets hurt!
Forward this on to everybody

(Virus alert!)
Delete before someone gets hurt!
Forward message on to everybody
Warn all friends, send this to everybody
Tell you know, tell everybody now

If you get infected, you'll you had never been born
So before it emails your all of your porn
Turn off your and make sure it powers down
Drop it in a forty-three-foot in the ground
Bury it completely, rocks and should be fine
Then all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online!

(Virus alert!)
Delete immediately before someone hurt!
Forward this message on to

(Virus alert!)
Delete immediately someone gets hurt!
Forward message on to everybody

(Virus alert!)
Delete immediately before someone hurt!
Forward message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send to everybody
Tell you know, tell everybody now
are you waiting for'
Just up and forward this to every single person that you know!
Hit send now!