Luyện nghe bài hát Virus Alert

Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you
Really give you a warning
I found out this morning
About a dangerous, insidious computer
If you should get an email the subject, 'stinky cheese'
Better not go taking chances
Under no circumstances, you open it
Or it will

your documents into Swahili
Make your TV "Gigli"
Neuter your pets, and give you static cling
(Look out!)
It's gonna your computer screen freeze
(Look out!)
Erase the Easter eggs off your
(Look out!)
Erase your hard drive and backups too
And the hard of anyone related to you

alert!
Delete before someone gets hurt!
Forward message on to everybody

Soon, very soon, it will make all the peel off your walls
It'll make keyboard all sticky
Give your poodle a
And invest cash in stock in Euro Disney
Then, it tie up your phone, making crank long-distance calls
It'll set your clocks an hour and start clogging the shower
So just trash it now, or it will

Decide to you a permanent wedgie,
Legally change your to Reggie,
Even up the pH balance in your pool

(Look out!)
It's gonna melt your face right off skull
(Look out!)
And make your iPod play Jethro Tull
(Look out!)
And tell you knock-knock jokes while trying to sleep
(Look out!)
And make you attracted to sheep
(Look out!)
Steal identity and your credit cards
(Look out!)
Buy you a warehouse full of pink
(Look out!)
Then cause a major in time and space
And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all the place
right it's a

(Virus alert!)
Delete immediately before gets hurt!
this message on to everybody

(Virus alert!)
Delete before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to
Warn all your friends, this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell now

If you get infected, wish you had never been born
So before it emails your grandmother all of porn
off your computer and make sure it powers down
Drop it in a hole in the ground
Bury it completely, and boulders should be fine
Then burn all the you may have worn any time you were online!

(Virus alert!)
immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this on to everybody

(Virus alert!)
Delete immediately before gets hurt!
Forward this on to everybody

(Virus alert!)
Delete immediately someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to
Warn all your friends, send to everybody
Tell everyone you know, everybody now
are you waiting for'
Just hurry up and forward this to every single that you know!
Hit right now!