Luyện nghe bài hát Virus Alert

Hey, everyone, listen up, attention if you please
wanna give you a warning
'Cause I found out this
a dangerous, insidious computer virus
If you should get an email with the subject, 'stinky
Better not go taking chances
Under no circumstances, you open it
Or it will

your documents into Swahili
Make your TV "Gigli"
Neuter your pets, and you laundry static cling
(Look out!)
It's gonna make your computer freeze
(Look out!)
Erase the eggs off your DVDs
(Look out!)
your hard drive and your backups too
And the hard of anyone related to you

alert!
Delete immediately before gets hurt!
Forward this message on to

Soon, very soon, it will all the paint peel off your walls
It'll your keyboard all sticky
your poodle a hickey
And invest your cash in in Euro Disney
Then, it will tie up your phone, crank long-distance calls
It'll set your clocks back an and start clogging the shower
So just it now, or else it will

Decide to give you a wedgie,
change your name to Reggie,
Even up the pH balance in your pool

(Look out!)
It's melt your face right off your skull
(Look out!)
And make your only play Jethro Tull
(Look out!)
And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to
(Look out!)
And you physically attracted to sheep
(Look out!)
Steal your identity and your credit
(Look out!)
Buy you a full of pink leotards
(Look out!)
Then cause a major in time and space
And a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
That's right a

(Virus alert!)
immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to

(Virus alert!)
Delete before someone gets hurt!
this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell now

If you get infected, you'll wish you had been born
So it emails your grandmother all of your porn
Turn off computer and make sure it powers down
it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground
Bury it completely, rocks and boulders be fine
Then all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online!

(Virus alert!)
Delete immediately someone gets hurt!
this message on to everybody

(Virus alert!)
Delete before someone gets hurt!
Forward message on to everybody

(Virus alert!)
Delete immediately someone gets hurt!
Forward message on to everybody
all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, everybody now
are you waiting for'
Just hurry up and forward this to every person that you know!
Hit send now!