Luyện nghe bài hát Virus Alert

Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you
Really give you a warning
I found out this morning
About a dangerous, insidious computer
If you should get an email with the subject, 'stinky
Better not go taking your
Under no circumstances, should you it
Or else it

Translate your into Swahili
Make your TV "Gigli"
your pets, and give you laundry static cling
(Look out!)
It's gonna make your computer freeze
(Look out!)
the Easter eggs off your DVDs
(Look out!)
Erase your hard drive and backups too
And the hard drive of anyone to you

alert!
Delete immediately before someone hurt!
this message on to everybody

Soon, very soon, it will make all the peel off your walls
It'll your keyboard all sticky
your poodle a hickey
And invest cash in stock in Euro Disney
Then, it will tie up phone, making crank long-distance calls
It'll set your clocks back an hour and clogging the shower
So trash it now, or else it will

Decide to you a permanent wedgie,
Legally change name to Reggie,
Even up the pH balance in your pool

(Look out!)
It's gonna your face right off your skull
(Look out!)
And make your iPod only Jethro Tull
(Look out!)
And tell you knock-knock jokes you're trying to sleep
(Look out!)
And make you physically to sheep
(Look out!)
Steal your and your credit cards
(Look out!)
Buy you a warehouse full of pink
(Look out!)
cause a major rift in time and space
And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the
That's right a

(Virus alert!)
immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this on to everybody

(Virus alert!)
Delete immediately before gets hurt!
Forward message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to
Tell everyone you know, tell now

If you get infected, you'll you had never been born
So before it emails your grandmother all of your
Turn off your computer and make it powers down
it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground
Bury it completely, and boulders should be fine
burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online!

(Virus alert!)
Delete immediately someone gets hurt!
Forward message on to everybody

(Virus alert!)
Delete immediately before someone hurt!
Forward this on to everybody

(Virus alert!)
Delete immediately someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to
Warn all your friends, send this to
Tell everyone you know, everybody now
What are you waiting
Just hurry up and forward to every single person that you know!
Hit send now!