Luyện nghe bài hát Virus Alert

Hey, everyone, up, your attention if you please
Really wanna give you a
'Cause I found out this
About a dangerous, computer virus
If you should get an email the subject, 'stinky cheese'
not go taking your chances
Under no circumstances, you open it
Or it will

your documents into Swahili
Make your TV "Gigli"
your pets, and give you laundry static cling
(Look out!)
It's gonna make your screen freeze
(Look out!)
Erase the Easter off your DVDs
(Look out!)
Erase your hard drive and your too
And the hard drive of related to you

alert!
Delete immediately before gets hurt!
Forward this message on to

Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint off your walls
It'll make keyboard all sticky
Give your a hickey
And invest your cash in stock in Disney
Then, it will tie up your phone, making crank calls
It'll set your clocks back an hour and clogging the shower
So just trash it now, or else it

Decide to give you a wedgie,
Legally your name to Reggie,
Even up the pH balance in your pool

(Look out!)
It's gonna melt your face right off skull
(Look out!)
And make your only play Jethro Tull
(Look out!)
And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're to sleep
(Look out!)
And make you attracted to sheep
(Look out!)
Steal your identity and your credit
(Look out!)
Buy you a warehouse full of pink
(Look out!)
Then cause a major in time and space
And leave a of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
right it's a

(Virus alert!)
Delete before someone gets hurt!
Forward message on to everybody

(Virus alert!)
Delete immediately before someone hurt!
this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send to everybody
Tell you know, tell everybody now

If you get infected, you'll you had never been born
So before it emails your grandmother all of porn
Turn off your computer and sure it powers down
it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground
Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be
Then burn all the clothes you may worn any time you were online!

(Virus alert!)
immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward message on to everybody

(Virus alert!)
Delete before someone gets hurt!
Forward this on to everybody

(Virus alert!)
immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to
everyone you know, tell everybody now
What are you waiting
hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know!
Hit send now!