Luyện nghe bài hát Virus Alert

Hey, everyone, listen up, your if you please
Really wanna give you a
'Cause I found out this
About a dangerous, insidious computer
If you get an email with the subject, 'stinky cheese'
Better not go taking your
Under no circumstances, you open it
Or it will

Translate your documents into
Make TV record "Gigli"
Neuter your pets, and give you static cling
(Look out!)
It's gonna your computer screen freeze
(Look out!)
Erase the Easter eggs off your
(Look out!)
Erase your hard drive and backups too
And the hard drive of anyone to you

alert!
Delete immediately before someone hurt!
this message on to everybody

Soon, very soon, it make all the paint peel off your walls
make your keyboard all sticky
Give poodle a hickey
And invest your cash in stock in Euro
Then, it will tie up your phone, crank long-distance calls
It'll set your clocks back an and start clogging the shower
So just trash it now, or it will

to give you a permanent wedgie,
Legally change your to Reggie,
mess up the pH balance in your pool

(Look out!)
It's gonna melt your face off your skull
(Look out!)
And make your iPod play Jethro Tull
(Look out!)
And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to
(Look out!)
And make you attracted to sheep
(Look out!)
Steal your identity and your cards
(Look out!)
Buy you a warehouse full of leotards
(Look out!)
Then cause a major rift in time and
And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all the place
That's right a

(Virus alert!)
Delete immediately before someone hurt!
Forward this on to everybody

(Virus alert!)
Delete immediately before someone hurt!
Forward this on to everybody
all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell now

If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been
So before it emails your grandmother all of your
Turn off your and make sure it powers down
Drop it in a hole in the ground
it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine
Then all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online!

(Virus alert!)
Delete before someone gets hurt!
this message on to everybody

(Virus alert!)
Delete immediately before someone hurt!
Forward this message on to

(Virus alert!)
Delete before someone gets hurt!
Forward message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send to everybody
everyone you know, tell everybody now
What are you for'
Just hurry up and this to every single person that you know!
Hit send now!