Luyện nghe bài hát Virus Alert

Hey, everyone, listen up, attention if you please
wanna give you a warning
'Cause I found out this
a dangerous, insidious computer virus
If you should get an email with the subject, cheese'
Better not go your chances
Under no circumstances, you open it
Or else it

your documents into Swahili
Make TV record "Gigli"
Neuter your pets, and give you laundry static
(Look out!)
It's gonna make your screen freeze
(Look out!)
Erase the Easter off your DVDs
(Look out!)
Erase your drive and your backups too
And the hard drive of related to you

alert!
Delete before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to

Soon, soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls
It'll your keyboard all sticky
Give your a hickey
And invest your cash in stock in Disney
Then, it will tie up your phone, making crank long-distance
It'll set your clocks back an and start clogging the shower
So just trash it now, or it will

to give you a permanent wedgie,
Legally change name to Reggie,
Even mess up the pH balance in your

(Look out!)
gonna melt your face right off your skull
(Look out!)
And make iPod only play Jethro Tull
(Look out!)
And tell you knock-knock jokes while trying to sleep
(Look out!)
And you physically attracted to sheep
(Look out!)
Steal your identity and credit cards
(Look out!)
Buy you a warehouse full of leotards
(Look out!)
cause a major rift in time and space
And leave a bunch of Twinkie all over the place
That's right a

(Virus alert!)
Delete immediately before someone hurt!
Forward this on to everybody

(Virus alert!)
Delete immediately before gets hurt!
Forward this on to everybody
Warn all your friends, this to everybody
Tell you know, tell everybody now

If you get infected, you'll wish you had never born
So it emails your grandmother all of your porn
Turn off your and make sure it powers down
it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground
Bury it completely, rocks and boulders be fine
Then burn all the clothes you may worn any time you were online!

(Virus alert!)
Delete immediately someone gets hurt!
Forward this on to everybody

(Virus alert!)
immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to

(Virus alert!)
immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to
Tell everyone you know, tell now
are you waiting for'
Just hurry up and forward this to every single that you know!
Hit right now!