Luyện nghe bài hát Vasectomy Song

I to see my doctor, I said Doc I can't pay my bills
The rent's all spent, the truck's got a
And I think I'm the chills
being forced to sleep alone
You know this house ain't no home
I can't afford no more kids, my on the skids
Cause my woman says leave me
you get a
Vasectomy, ya gotta get a
Just one male alteration
Could us from another altercation
a
Vasectomy, you gotta vasectomy
What a vas there could be

The next thing I knew I was on a table
a light shining in my eyes
They my wrists, they strapped my ankles
And double-strapped my thighs
The nurses were giggling and I was
Most
When the Doc walked in with a perverted
And here's what he to me"
"It only hurts for a while
That's what they tell me, that's they say"

It's two later and I feel a little better
And my mind's much at ease
My rent's spent, the truck's still got a dent
But my woman is no a tease
And even at the office, there's a lot more interest in me
The girls all grin when I walk in and brother mean to please
A man with a
I got a
Like a Fun Kissed Orange, I been
Cause it's all and there's no seed

With a
You gotta get a
a vas deferens
It's beginning to make a sense
What a vas there could ..
(spoken)
is the part that I like most
it takes the out of being close

a vas deferens there could
(spoken)
They snipped those right in two
And clamped them off with glue

What a vas deferens could be!