Luyện nghe bài hát Vasectomy Song

I to see my doctor, I said Doc I can't pay my bills
The rent's all spent, the truck's got a
And I think I'm getting the
From being forced to alone
You know this just ain't no home
I can't afford no kids, my life's on the skids
Cause my woman says me alone
you get a
Vasectomy, ya gotta get a
one little male alteration
Could us from another altercation
a
Vasectomy, you getta vasectomy
a vas deferens there could be

The next thing I knew I was laying on a
With a shining in my eyes
They my wrists, they strapped my ankles
And they double-strapped my
The nurses were giggling and I was
uncomfortably
When the Doc walked in with a perverted
And here's what he to me"
"It only hurts for a while
That's what they me, that's what they say"

It's two weeks and I feel a little better
And my mind's much more at
My rent's still spent, the truck's still got a
But my is no longer a tease
And even down at the office, a lot more interest in me
The girls all grin when I in and brother they mean to please
A man a Vasectomy
I got a
Like a Fun Kissed Orange, I been
Cause it's all and there's no seed

With a
You gotta get a
What a vas
It's to make a little sense
What a vas deferens there ..
(spoken)
here is the part that I most
it the danger out of being close

What a vas deferens there
(spoken)
snipped those suckers right in two
And them off with super glue

a vas deferens there could be!