Luyện nghe bài hát Vasectomy Song

I to see my doctor, I said Doc I can't pay my bills
The rent's all spent, the got a dent
And I think I'm the chills
From being to sleep alone
You know this just ain't no home
I can't afford no kids, my life's on the skids
Cause my says leave me alone
you get a
Vasectomy, ya gotta get a
Just one little alteration
Could save us another altercation
a
Vasectomy, you gotta vasectomy
a vas deferens there could be

The thing I knew I was laying on a table
a light shining in my eyes
They strapped my wrists, strapped my ankles
And they double-strapped my
The nurses giggling and I was wiggling
Most
the Doc walked in with a perverted grin
And here's what he to me"
"It hurts for a little while
That's what they tell me, what they say"

It's two weeks later and I a little better
And my mind's more at ease
My rent's spent, the truck's still got a dent
But my woman is no a tease
And even at the office, there's a lot more interest in me
The girls all grin when I walk in and brother they to please
A man a Vasectomy
I got a
Like a Fun Kissed Orange, I freed
it's all juice and there's no seed

With a
You gotta get a
a vas deferens
It's to make a little sense
What a vas there could ..
(spoken)
here is the part that I most
it the danger out of being close

a vas deferens there could
(spoken)
They snipped those suckers in two
And clamped off with super glue

What a vas deferens there be!