Luyện nghe bài hát Vasectomy Song

I went to see my doctor, I said Doc I pay my bills
The all spent, the truck's got a dent
And I I'm getting the chills
From being forced to sleep
You know this house ain't no home
I can't afford no more kids, my life's on the
Cause my woman says leave me
you get a
Vasectomy, ya gotta get a
Just one little alteration
Could save us from another
a
Vasectomy, you gotta getta
a vas deferens there could be

The thing I knew I was laying on a table
With a shining in my eyes
They my wrists, they strapped my ankles
And they my thighs
The were giggling and I was wiggling
uncomfortably
When the Doc walked in with a perverted
And here's he said to me"
"It only for a little while
That's they tell me, that's what they say"

It's two later and I feel a little better
And my mind's much more at
My still spent, the truck's still got a dent
But my is no longer a tease
And even at the office, there's a lot more interest in me
The girls all when I walk in and brother they mean to please
A man a Vasectomy
I got a
Like a Fun Kissed Orange, I been
Cause it's all juice and no seed

a vasectomy
You get a vasectomy
a vas deferens
It's to make a little sense
What a vas deferens could ..
(spoken)
here is the part that I most
it takes the danger out of close

a vas deferens there could
(spoken)
They snipped suckers right in two
And clamped them off with glue

What a vas deferens there be!