Luyện nghe bài hát Vasectomy Song

I to see my doctor, I said Doc I can't pay my bills
The rent's all spent, the got a dent
And I think I'm the chills
From forced to sleep alone
You know house just ain't no home
I can't no more kids, my life's on the skids
my woman says leave me alone
you get a
Vasectomy, ya get a vasectomy
one little male alteration
Could save us from another
a
Vasectomy, you gotta getta
What a vas there could be

The next thing I I was laying on a table
With a shining in my eyes
They strapped my wrists, they strapped my
And they double-strapped my
The nurses were giggling and I was
uncomfortably
When the Doc walked in a perverted grin
And here's what he to me"
"It only hurts for a while
That's what they me, that's what they say"

two weeks later and I feel a little better
And my much more at ease
My still spent, the truck's still got a dent
But my is no longer a tease
And down at the office, there's a lot more interest in me
The girls all grin when I walk in and brother they mean to
A man a Vasectomy
I got a
Like a Fun Orange, I been freed
Cause it's all and there's no seed

With a
You get a vasectomy
a vas deferens
It's beginning to make a sense
What a vas deferens could ..
(spoken)
here is the part that I like
it takes the out of being close

What a vas deferens there
(spoken)
They snipped those right in two
And clamped them off with glue

What a vas deferens there be!