Luyện nghe bài hát Vasectomy Song

I went to see my doctor, I said Doc I can't pay my
The all spent, the truck's got a dent
And I think I'm getting the
From being to sleep alone
You know this just ain't no home
I can't afford no kids, my life's on the skids
Cause my woman says me alone
you get a
Vasectomy, ya gotta get a
Just one little alteration
Could us from another altercation
a
Vasectomy, you gotta getta
What a vas deferens there be

The next thing I I was laying on a table
With a light in my eyes
They strapped my wrists, they my ankles
And they double-strapped my
The nurses giggling and I was wiggling
uncomfortably
When the Doc walked in with a grin
And here's he said to me"
"It hurts for a little while
That's what they tell me, that's they say"

It's two weeks later and I feel a better
And my mind's more at ease
My rent's still spent, the truck's got a dent
But my woman is no longer a
And even down at the office, there's a lot interest in me
The girls all grin when I walk in and they mean to please
A man a Vasectomy
I got a
a Fun Kissed Orange, I been freed
Cause it's all and there's no seed

With a
You gotta get a
What a vas
beginning to make a little sense
What a vas there could ..
(spoken)
here is the part I like most
it takes the out of being close

What a vas deferens could
(spoken)
They snipped suckers right in two
And clamped them off with glue

What a vas deferens there be!