Luyện nghe bài hát Vasectomy Song

I went to see my doctor, I Doc I can't pay my bills
The rent's all spent, the got a dent
And I think I'm getting the
From forced to sleep alone
You know house just ain't no home
I can't afford no more kids, my life's on the
Cause my woman says leave me
you get a
Vasectomy, ya gotta get a
one little male alteration
Could save us another altercation
a
Vasectomy, you gotta getta
What a vas deferens could be

The next thing I I was laying on a table
With a light shining in my
They my wrists, they strapped my ankles
And double-strapped my thighs
The nurses were giggling and I was
Most
When the Doc walked in a perverted grin
And here's he said to me"
"It only hurts for a while
That's what they me, that's what they say"

It's two weeks later and I feel a better
And my much more at ease
My still spent, the truck's still got a dent
But my woman is no longer a
And even down at the office, there's a lot interest in me
The girls all grin when I walk in and they mean to please
A man a Vasectomy
I got a
a Fun Kissed Orange, I been freed
Cause it's all and there's no seed

a vasectomy
You get a vasectomy
a vas deferens
It's beginning to make a little
What a vas deferens could ..
(spoken)
is the part that I like most
it takes the danger out of being

What a vas deferens there
(spoken)
They those suckers right in two
And clamped off with super glue

What a vas deferens there be!