Luyện nghe bài hát Vasectomy

Well, I to see my Doctor,
I said, "Doc, I pay my bills!
The all spent,
The got a dent,
And I I'm gettin' the chills
From being forced to alone,
You see this just ain't no home,
I afford no kids,
My is on the skids,
'Cause my woman
"Leave me alone,
you get a vasectomy!
You to get a vasectomy!
Just one male alteration
Can keep us from altercation!
Get a vasectomy!
You to get a vasectomy!
Oh what a vas deferens there be!"

Well, the next I know,
I'm on a table
a light shinin' in my eyes!
They my wrists,
They my ankles,
And they my thighs!

The were a gigglin'
And I was a wigglin',
uncomfortably,
When the Doc in,
With a grin,
And here's he said to me:

"It only
For a while,
what they tell me,
That's what say!"

Oooeeeiy! Ooooh! Oh!

Well, two weeks later,
And I feel a better,
My mind is at ease.
The rent's spent,
The got a dent,
But my no longer a tease!

And down at the office,
There is a lot more in me,
The girls all grin when I in!
And brother, they mean to
A man a vasectomy,
You to get a vasectomy!
Like a orange,
I've squeezed,
its all juice and there's no seed!

Well, a vasedctomy!
You to get a vasectomy!
Oh a vas deferens!
It's beginnin' to a little sense!
Oh a vas deferens there could...'

Here is the part that I the most,
It the danger out of bein' close!

Oh a vas deferens there could..

They snip those suckers right in two
And 'em of with super-glue!

Oh what a vas deferens there be!