Luyện nghe bài hát Vasectomy

Well, I to see my Doctor,
I said, "Doc, I pay my bills!
The all spent,
The got a dent,
And I I'm gettin' the chills
From being forced to alone,
You see this house ain't no home,
I afford no kids,
My is on the skids,
'Cause my says
"Leave me alone,
you get a vasectomy!
You to get a vasectomy!
Just one little alteration
Can us from another altercation!
Get a vasectomy!
You to get a vasectomy!
Oh what a vas deferens could be!"

Well, the thing I know,
I'm laying on a
With a shinin' in my eyes!
They my wrists,
strapped my ankles,
And double-strapped my thighs!

The were a gigglin'
And I was a wigglin',
uncomfortably,
When the Doc in,
a perverted grin,
And here's what he to me:

"It hurts
For a while,
That's what they me,
what they say!"

Oooeeeiy! Ooooh! Oh!

Well, two weeks later,
And I feel a better,
My is more at ease.
The still spent,
The got a dent,
But my no longer a tease!

And down at the office,
There is a lot interest in me,
The girls all grin when I in!
And brother, mean to please
A man a vasectomy,
You to get a vasectomy!
Like a orange,
I've squeezed,
'Cause its all juice and no seed!

Well, a vasedctomy!
You to get a vasectomy!
Oh a vas deferens!
beginnin' to make a little sense!
Oh a vas deferens there could...'

Here is the that I like the most,
It takes the danger out of close!

Oh what a vas deferens could..

They snip those little right in two
And clamp 'em of super-glue!

Oh a vas deferens there could be!