Luyện nghe bài hát Vasectomy

Well, I to see my Doctor,
I said, "Doc, I pay my bills!
The all spent,
The got a dent,
And I think I'm the chills
being forced to sleep alone,
You see house just ain't no home,
I afford no kids,
My is on the skids,
my woman says
"Leave me alone,
you get a vasectomy!
You to get a vasectomy!
Just one male alteration
Can keep us from altercation!
Get a vasectomy!
You to get a vasectomy!
Oh what a vas deferens there be!"

Well, the thing I know,
I'm on a table
With a light in my eyes!
They my wrists,
They my ankles,
And they my thighs!

The nurses a gigglin'
And I was a wigglin',
uncomfortably,
When the Doc in,
With a grin,
And what he said to me:

"It hurts
For a while,
what they tell me,
That's what say!"

Oooeeeiy! Ooooh! Oh!

Well, two weeks later,
And I a little better,
My mind is at ease.
The rent's spent,
The got a dent,
But my no longer a tease!

And down at the office,
is a lot more interest in me,
The girls all grin when I in!
And brother, they mean to
A man a vasectomy,
You to get a vasectomy!
Like a orange,
I've squeezed,
its all juice and there's no seed!

Well, a vasedctomy!
You to get a vasectomy!
Oh a vas deferens!
It's beginnin' to a little sense!
Oh what a vas deferens could...'

is the part that I like the most,
It takes the out of bein' close!

Oh what a vas there could..

They snip little suckers right in two
And 'em of with super-glue!

Oh what a vas deferens there be!