Luyện nghe bài hát User Friendly

Our Tara's what people today would call friendly'
She when to say "no"
Her boyfriend, Rupert, 's in
And thinks Ireland should be towed out the Atlantic
And
He's got a of, what I would call, 'boozer friendly'.

He spewed up all over my rug
And apologetically
Saying how he'd ten pounds to Ethiopia
And bought Aid's record
So I let him play with our Tara's remote control
'Cause he found it to be user friendly.

"Ain't you got a computer?", he says, "they're useful"
"No", I says, "I ain't"
"My bank very helpful" he says
"Is he", I says, "user-er friendly?"
"What about new weapon the SAS have?" he says
"It fires fifteen a second"
"Yeah", I says, "very friendly".

"Thank Goodness the miners are at work", he says
"We have Scargill getting his way, could we?"
"Loser friendly, about", I says,
"Never mind, get Labour back in
They're much user friendly"
"What", he says, vomit from his mouth
Fortunately, our Tara had finished up my rug
"Better him home", I says
"He's done enough for one night:
Oh, and Tara, try and chose carefully
Who you'd like to be sick at my place time"
"Sorry", she says, and she it.
friendly.

(User friendly, friendly,
friendly, user friendly,
User friendly, friendly)
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