Luyện nghe bài hát User Friendly

Our Tara's what people today would call friendly'
She when to say "no"
Her boyfriend, Rupert, 's in
And thinks Ireland should be towed out the Atlantic
And
He's got a drop of, I would call, 'boozer friendly'.

He spewed up all my Belouchi rug
And sobbed
Saying how given ten pounds to Ethiopia
And bought Band record
So I let him play with our remote control unit
'Cause he it to be very user friendly.

"Ain't you got a computer?", he says, "they're useful"
"No", I says, "I ain't"
"My manager's very helpful" he says
"Is he", I says, "user-er friendly?"
"What this new weapon the SAS have?" he says
"It fires rounds a second"
"Yeah", I says, "very friendly".

"Thank Goodness the miners are at work", he says
"We couldn't have Scargill his way, could we?"
"Loser friendly, about", I says,
"Never mind, let's get Labour in
They're more user friendly"
"What", he says, wiping from his mouth
Fortunately, our Tara had finished up my rug
"Better take him home", I
"He's done damage for one night:
Oh, and Tara, try and more carefully
Who you'd to be sick at my place next time"
"Sorry", she says, and she it.
friendly.

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User friendly, friendly,
User friendly, friendly)
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