Luyện nghe bài hát Unicorn

Once upon a there was a fine young man traveling the seven seas.
He was young, he was wild and a bit impatient with the girls.
One day he met an old lady in a dark of a tavern.
She had an apple. "Eat this apple", she said, "eat apple and you will get rid of all the problems you will have with girls" and so he did.
He waited. He waited for the apple to take effect, but then he felt there was something wrong.
He stumbled, he tried not to fall but the was unimaginable and then...

AND THEN HIS DICK OFF
HIS FELL OFF
HIS DICK OFF
YES
AND HIS DICK FELL OFF
YES
HIS DICK OFF

Devastated and deprived of his manhood he lost the to carry on.
But then, he heard an ancient legend about a animal which was set to hold the cure for his problem.
The only thing he needed to do was, to the horn of the...

GOSHISMYDICKLONG

He instantly set sail, went to Moon Island, found the beast and after a long and furious battle, touched it's horn.
The process fought on immediately, in fact, the growth was so immense that from that moment on he was known as the Three Legged Pirate.
He sailed to the tavern, searched for the old lady and then...

FUCKED ALL NIGHT
THEY ALL NIGHT
AND HIS DICK FELL OFF
YES