Luyện nghe bài hát Unicorn

Once upon a time there was a fine young man traveling the seas.
He was young, he was wild and sometimes a bit with the girls.
One day he met an old in a dark corner of a tavern.
She had an apple. "Eat this apple", she said, "eat this and you will get rid of all the problems you will have with girls" and so he did.
He waited. He waited for the apple to take effect, but then he felt was something terribly wrong.
He stumbled, he tried not to but the pain was unimaginable and then...

AND THEN HIS DICK OFF
HIS FELL OFF
HIS DICK OFF
YES
AND HIS DICK FELL OFF
YES
HIS FELL OFF

Devastated and deprived of his manhood he lost the to carry on.
But then, he heard an ancient legend about a mystic animal which was set to hold the for his problem.
The thing he needed to do was, to touch the horn of the...

UNICORN

He instantly set sail, went to Moon Island, the beast and after a long and furious battle, finally touched it's horn.
The curing process fought on immediately, in fact, the growth was so immense that that moment on he was known as the Three Legged Pirate.
He sailed back to the tavern, for the old lady and then...

FUCKED ALL NIGHT
THEY ALL NIGHT
AND THEN HIS FELL OFF
YES