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Why is marijuana not
Why is not legal?
Its a plant
That in the dirt

Do you know whats not
80 old dudes with hard-ons
Thats not
But we got pills for

Were dedicating all our medical
To the old guys erect
But were putting people in
For smoking that grows in the dirt

You know we more
Prescription now
Every commercial that on TV
Is a prescription ad

I cant watch TV for minutes
thinking
I have five diseases

Like, Do you ever up
Tired in the
Oh, my God I have this, write down
Whatever it is, I it

Half the time you dont even
What the is
People running through
Or kites or swimming in the ocean

Im like is the greatest disease ever
How do you get
That disease
With a hot and a puppy

The now
It is all about self-esteem in the
Build the self-esteem
Make them feel about themselves

If everybody grows up with self-esteem
Who is to dance in our strip clubs?
Whats to happen to our porno industry?
These women dont just grown on

It takes of drunk daddys
a lot of dance recitals
Before you decide to a goat
On the for fifty bucks

And if disappears
Where that leave me on a Friday
With my new high speed

Baby sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your
Sing for me, now sing
Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing your
Sing to me, sing a

Masterminds are another
That up all the time
You keep about these
Uh, these terrorists
That are being killed in the middle

masterminds
Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to
What these guys do, dont you
not masterminds

Okay, you bomb, right? And you put in backpack
Then you get on bus and you yourself up
Why do I have to blow up? Why dont I put?
the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?

Americans, face it
Weve been a spoiled country for a long
Do you know what the one
Health in America is? Obesity, obesity

say were in the middle of an obesity epidemic
An epidemic it is polio
well be telling our grand kids about it one day
The Great Epidemic of 2004

Howd you get it grandpa?
Oh, it was horrible
There was
And pork chops

Nobody knows why we're getting
Look at our
Ill sit at a through
Ill sit there for sit there

Behind fifteen other
of getting up to
Make the foot walk
To the totally empty

is mega meal
sized
Want fries with that?
Want a jumbo with that?
Want to go

You want to have thirty
For a nickel you fat fucker
Theres room in the back, it
Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with
Its three more cents

Baby sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your
Sing for me, now sing
Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing song
Sing to me, a song

you have to
Suffer a little in your
To yourself
To succeed in life

Do you if Bill Gates
Got laid in school
Do you think be a Microsoft?
Of not

You got to a long time
Stuffed in your own
With your
up your ass before you start thinkin'
Im going to take of the
With computers! You'll see, Ill them

in one of the
Richest countries in the
But the minimum is lower now
it was thirty-five years ago

There are homeless people
This homeless guy asked me for money the day
I was about to give it to him and
I thought he was going to use it on drugs or

And then I thought, thats what Im to use it on
Why am I judging poor bastard
People love to judge guys
if you give them money theyre just going to waste it

He's waste the money
Well, he lives in a box, what do you him to do?
Save it up and buy a wall
Take a little run to the store for a throw-rug and a CD
Hes

I behind this guy the other day
A homeless guy asked him for
He looks right at the guy
"Why you go get a job you bum?"

People always say to homeless guys
"Get a job" like it's always that
homeless guy was wearing
His underwear his pants

Im guessing his resume isnt all up to
Im predicting some problems during the interview
Im pretty sure even has an
goes inside the pants policy
Not that enforce it very strictly,
But technically Im it is in the books

Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing song
Sing for me, now sing
Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing song
Sing to me, a song