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Why is marijuana not
Why is not legal?
Its a natural
That in the dirt

Do you whats not natural?
80 year old with hard-ons
Thats not
But we got for that

Were dedicating all our resources
To keeping the old guys
But putting people in jail
For smoking something grows in the dirt

You know we more
Prescription now
Every that comes on TV
Is a drug ad

I cant watch TV for minutes
thinking
I have serious diseases

Like, Do you wake up
Tired in the
Oh, my God I have this, this down
it is, I have it

Half the you dont even know
the commercial is
People running through
Or flying kites or in the ocean

Im like that is the greatest ever
How do you get
That comes
With a hot and a puppy

The now
It is all self-esteem in the schools
the kids self-esteem
Make them feel about themselves

If grows up with high self-esteem
Who is to dance in our strip clubs?
Whats going to happen to our industry?
These women dont just on trees

It takes lots of daddys
Missing a lot of dance
Before you decide to a goat
On the for fifty bucks

And if that
Where does that leave me on a
With my new speed connection?

sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
Sing for me, now sing
Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing your
Sing to me, a song

are another word
That up all the time
You hearing about these
Uh, these terrorists
That are being killed in the east

masterminds
Mastermind is of a lofty way to describe
What guys do, dont you think?
not masterminds

Okay, you take bomb, And you put in backpack
Then you get on bus and you blow up
Why do I to blow myself up? Why dont I put?
Whos the fucking mastermind Me or you?

Americans, lets it
Weve been a country for a long time
Do you know the number one
Health risk in America is? Obesity,

They say were in the of an obesity epidemic
An epidemic it is polio
well be telling our grand kids about it one day
The Obesity Epidemic of 2004

Howd you get it grandpa?
Oh, it was Johnny
There was
And pork everywhere

Nobody why we're getting fatter
Look at our
Ill sit at a through
Ill sit there for sit there

Behind fifteen cars
Instead of up to
the eight foot walk
To the totally empty

Everything is mega
sized
Want fries with that?
Want a fries with that?
Want to go

You want to thirty burgers
For a nickel you fat fucker
room in the back, take it
Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke that?
Its only three cents

Baby sing, sing, sing, sing, sing song
Sing for me, c'mon now
Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing song
Sing to me, sing a

Sometimes you to
Suffer a in your youth
To motivate
To succeed in later

Do you think if Bill
Got laid in high
Do you think be a Microsoft?
Of not

You got to spend a time
Stuffed in your own
With your
Wedged up your ass before you start
Im to take of the world
With computers! You'll see, Ill them

in one of the
Richest in the world
But the wage is lower now
Than it was years ago

There are homeless everywhere
This guy asked me for money the other day
I was to give it to him and then
I thought he was going to use it on or alcohol

And then I thought, what Im going to use it on
Why am I this poor bastard
People love to judge homeless
if you give them money theyre just going to waste it

He's gonna the money
Well, he lives in a box, what do you him to do?
Save it up and buy a wall
Take a little run to the for a throw-rug and a CD rack
Hes

I walked behind guy the other day
A homeless guy him for money
He right at the homeless guy
"Why you go get a job you bum?"

People say that to homeless guys
"Get a job" it's always that easy
homeless guy was wearing
His underwear his pants

Im guessing his resume all up to date
Im predicting some problems the interview process
Im pretty sure even has an
goes inside the pants policy
Not that they it very strictly,
But technically Im it is in the books

Sing, sing, sing, sing, your song
for me, c'mon now sing
Baby, sing, sing, sing, your song
to me, sing a song