Why is marijuana not Why is not legal? Its a plant grows in the dirt
Do you whats not natural? 80 year old dudes with not natural But we got for that
Were dedicating all our resources To the old guys erect But were people in jail For smoking something grows in the dirt
You know we more drugs now Every commercial comes on TV Is a prescription ad
I watch TV for four minutes Without I have serious diseases
Like, Do you ever up Tired in the Oh, my God I have this, write down Whatever it is, I it
Half the time you even know What the is People running fields Or flying or swimming in the ocean
Im that is the greatest disease ever How do you get That disease With a hot and a puppy
The now It is all about in the schools Build the kids Make them feel good themselves
If grows up with high self-esteem Who is to dance in our strip clubs? Whats going to happen to our porno These women dont just grown on
It lots of drunk daddys a lot of dance recitals Before you decide to a goat On the internet for bucks
And if that Where does leave me on a Friday With my new high connection?
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Masterminds are another That up all the time You keep hearing about Uh, terrorists masterminds That are being killed in the middle
masterminds Mastermind is of a lofty way to describe What guys do, dont you think? Theyre not
Okay, you bomb, right? And you put in backpack you get on bus and you blow yourself up Why do I to blow myself up? Why dont I put? Whos the fucking mastermind here? Me or
Americans, lets it been a spoiled country for a long time Do you know what the one Health risk in is? Obesity, obesity
They say were in the middle of an obesity An epidemic it is polio well be telling our grand kids about it one day The Obesity Epidemic of 2004
Howd you get through it Oh, it was horrible There was And pork chops
knows why we're getting fatter Look at our Ill sit at a drive Ill sit there for I'll sit
fifteen other cars Instead of up to Make the foot walk To the totally empty
Everything is mega sized Want biggie with that? Want a jumbo fries that? Want to go
You to have thirty burgers For a nickel you fat mother Theres in the back, take it Want a 55 gallon drum of with that? Its only more cents
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you have to Suffer a little in youth To motivate To in later life
Do you if Bill Gates Got in high school Do you think thered be a Of not
You got to a long time Stuffed in your own With underwear Wedged up your ass before you thinkin' Im going to take of the With computers! You'll see, Ill them
in one of the Richest countries in the But the minimum wage is now Than it was thirty-five ago
There are homeless everywhere homeless guy asked me for money the other day I was about to give it to him and I thought he was to use it on drugs or alcohol
And I thought, thats what Im going to use it on Why am I judging this bastard People to judge homeless guys Like if you give them money just going to waste it
He's waste the money Well, he in a box, what do you want him to do? it up and buy a wall unit Take a run to the store for a throw-rug and a CD rack Hes
I walked behind guy the other day A homeless guy him for money He right at the homeless guy "Why you go get a job you bum?"
People always say that to guys "Get a job" like it's that easy homeless guy was wearing His outside his pants
Im guessing his resume all up to date Im predicting some problems the interview process Im pretty sure McDonalds has an Underwear goes inside the policy Not that they enforce it strictly, But technically Im it is in the books
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