Why is marijuana not Why is not legal? Its a plant That grows in the
Do you know whats not 80 year old dudes with Thats not But we got for that
dedicating all our medical resources To keeping the old guys But putting people in jail For smoking something that grows in the
You know we more Prescription now Every commercial that on TV Is a prescription ad
I cant watch TV for four thinking I have five serious
Like, Do you wake up in the morning? Oh, my God I have this, this down Whatever it is, I it
the time you dont even know What the is People running fields Or flying kites or swimming in the
Im like that is the greatest disease How do you get That disease With a hot and a puppy
The now It is all about self-esteem in the Build the kids Make them feel about themselves
If everybody grows up with self-esteem Who is going to dance in our clubs? Whats to happen to our porno industry? These women just grown on trees
It takes lots of drunk Missing a lot of dance Before you decide to a goat On the internet for bucks
And if disappears does that leave me on a Friday With my new high speed
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Masterminds are word That comes up all the You keep hearing about Uh, these terrorists That are killed in the middle east
masterminds Mastermind is sort of a way to describe What guys do, dont you think? not masterminds
Okay, you take bomb, And you put in backpack Then you get on bus and you blow up Why do I have to myself up? Why dont I put? the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?
Americans, face it Weve been a spoiled country for a time Do you know the number one Health risk in is? Obesity, obesity
They say were in the middle of an epidemic An epidemic it is polio Like well be telling our grand about it one day The Great Epidemic of 2004
Howd you get through it Oh, it was Johnny There was And pork chops
Nobody knows why getting fatter at our lifestyle Ill sit at a drive Ill sit for I'll sit there
Behind fifteen cars Instead of up to Make the foot walk To the empty counter
is mega meal Super Want biggie with that? Want a jumbo fries with Want to go
You want to have thirty For a nickel you fat mother Theres in the back, take it Want a 55 drum of Coke with that? Its only three more
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you have to Suffer a little in youth To yourself To succeed in life
Do you think if Bill Got in high school Do you think thered be a Of not
You got to a long time Stuffed in own locker With your Wedged up ass before you start thinkin' Im going to of the world With computers! You'll see, Ill them
in one of the Richest countries in the But the wage is lower now it was thirty-five years ago
There are people everywhere This homeless guy asked me for the other day I was about to give it to him and I thought he was going to use it on drugs or
And then I thought, thats Im going to use it on Why am I judging this bastard People love to homeless guys Like if you give them money theyre just to waste it
gonna waste the money Well, he lives in a box, do you want him to do? it up and buy a wall unit Take a run to the store for a throw-rug and a CD rack Hes
I walked this guy the other day A homeless guy asked him for He looks at the homeless guy "Why you go get a job you bum?"
People say that to homeless guys "Get a job" like it's always easy This guy was wearing His outside his pants
Im guessing his isnt all up to date Im some problems during the interview process Im sure even McDonalds has an Underwear goes inside the policy Not that enforce it very strictly, But technically Im sure it is in the
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