Why is marijuana not Why is marijuana not Its a plant grows in the dirt
Do you whats not natural? 80 year old with hard-ons Thats not But we got pills for
dedicating all our medical resources To keeping the old erect But were people in jail For smoking that grows in the dirt
You know we have Prescription now Every commercial comes on TV Is a drug ad
I cant watch TV for four thinking I five serious diseases
Like, Do you ever up in the morning? Oh, my God I have this, write this it is, I have it
Half the you dont even know the commercial is People running through Or flying kites or in the ocean
Im like that is the greatest ever How do you get disease comes With a hot and a puppy
The now It is all about in the schools Build the self-esteem Make them good about themselves
If everybody grows up with high Who is to dance in our strip clubs? Whats going to happen to our porno These women just grown on trees
It lots of drunk daddys Missing a lot of dance Before you decide to a goat On the internet for bucks
And if disappears Where does that me on a Friday my new high speed connection?
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Masterminds are word That up all the time You keep about these Uh, these terrorists That are being killed in the middle
Terrorists Mastermind is of a lofty way to describe What these guys do, dont you Theyre not
Okay, you bomb, right? And you put in backpack Then you get on bus and you blow up Why do I to blow myself up? Why dont I put? Whos the mastermind here? Me or you?
Americans, lets it Weve a spoiled country for a long time Do you know what the one Health in America is? Obesity, obesity
They say were in the middle of an obesity An like it is polio Like well be telling our grand kids it one day The Great Obesity of 2004
Howd you get it grandpa? Oh, it was horrible was cheesecake And pork everywhere
Nobody knows why we're fatter Look at our Ill sit at a drive Ill sit there for sit there
fifteen other cars Instead of up to Make the foot walk To the totally empty
is mega meal Super Want biggie fries that? Want a jumbo with that? Want to go
You want to have burgers For a you fat mother fucker Theres in the back, take it a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? Its only more cents
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you have to Suffer a in your youth To motivate To in later life
Do you think if Gates Got laid in school Do you think thered be a Of not
You got to a long time Stuffed in your own With your Wedged up ass before you start thinkin' Im going to take of the With computers! You'll see, Ill them
in one of the Richest in the world But the wage is lower now Than it was years ago
There are homeless everywhere This homeless guy me for money the other day I was to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or
And then I thought, thats Im going to use it on Why am I judging poor bastard love to judge homeless guys Like if you give them money theyre going to waste it
He's gonna the money Well, he in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a unit Take a run to the store for a throw-rug and a CD rack Hes
I walked behind guy the other day A homeless guy asked him for He looks at the homeless guy "Why you go get a job you bum?"
People always say that to homeless "Get a job" like it's always that This homeless guy was His underwear outside his
Im guessing his isnt all up to date Im predicting some problems during the process Im pretty sure McDonalds has an Underwear inside the pants policy Not that they it very strictly, But technically Im it is in the books
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