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Why is marijuana not
Why is not legal?
Its a natural
grows in the dirt

Do you know whats not
80 old dudes with hard-ons
not natural
But we got for that

dedicating all our medical resources
To the old guys erect
But were putting people in
For smoking that grows in the dirt

You know we have
drugs now
Every that comes on TV
Is a drug ad

I cant TV for four minutes
Without
I five serious diseases

Like, Do you ever up
in the morning?
Oh, my God I have this, this down
it is, I have it

Half the you dont even know
What the is
running through fields
Or flying kites or in the ocean

Im like that is the greatest disease
How do you get
That disease
a hot chick and a puppy

The now
It is all about self-esteem in the
Build the self-esteem
Make them feel about themselves

If everybody grows up high self-esteem
Who is going to dance in our strip
Whats going to happen to our porno
women dont just grown on trees

It takes lots of daddys
Missing a lot of dance
Before you decide to a goat
On the for fifty bucks

And if that
does that leave me on a Friday
With my new high speed

Baby sing, sing, sing, sing, sing song
for me, c'mon now sing
Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing song
Sing to me, sing a

Masterminds are word
comes up all the time
You hearing about these
Uh, terrorists masterminds
That are being killed in the middle

masterminds
Mastermind is sort of a way to describe
these guys do, dont you think?
Theyre not

Okay, you bomb, right? And you put in backpack
you get on bus and you blow yourself up
Why do I have to myself up? Why dont I put?
Whos the fucking here? Me or you?

Americans, lets it
Weve been a spoiled country for a long
Do you what the number one
Health risk in America is? Obesity,

They say were in the middle of an epidemic
An epidemic it is polio
Like well be telling our grand about it one day
The Great Epidemic of 2004

Howd you get it grandpa?
Oh, it was Johnny
was cheesecake
And pork chops

Nobody why we're getting fatter
Look at our
Ill sit at a through
Ill sit for I'll sit there

Behind other cars
Instead of up to
Make the foot walk
To the empty counter

is mega meal
Super
Want biggie fries with
Want a fries with that?
to go large?

You want to have burgers
For a nickel you fat fucker
room in the back, take it
Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke that?
Its three more cents

sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
Sing for me, c'mon now
Baby, sing, sing, sing, your song
Sing to me, sing a

you have to
Suffer a little in your
To motivate
To succeed in later

Do you if Bill Gates
Got laid in high
Do you think be a Microsoft?
Of not

You got to spend a time
Stuffed in your own
With your
Wedged up your ass before you start
Im going to of the world
With computers! You'll see, Ill show

in one of the
Richest countries in the
But the wage is lower now
Than it was thirty-five ago

There are people everywhere
This homeless guy asked me for the other day
I was to give it to him and then
I thought he was to use it on drugs or alcohol

And then I thought, thats what Im to use it on
Why am I judging poor bastard
People love to homeless guys
Like if you them money theyre just going to waste it

gonna waste the money
Well, he lives in a box, do you want him to do?
Save it up and buy a unit
Take a run to the store for a throw-rug and a CD rack
Hes

I walked behind this guy the day
A guy asked him for money
He right at the homeless guy
"Why you go get a job you bum?"

always say that to homeless guys
"Get a job" like always that easy
homeless guy was wearing
His outside his pants

Im guessing his resume isnt all up to
Im predicting some problems during the interview
Im pretty even McDonalds has an
Underwear inside the pants policy
Not that they enforce it strictly,
But technically Im it is in the books

Sing, sing, sing, sing, your song
Sing for me, now sing
Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing song
Sing to me, a song