Luyện nghe bài hát Underwear Goes Inside The Pants

Why is not legal?
Why is marijuana not
Its a plant
That in the dirt

Do you know whats not
80 year old with hard-ons
not natural
But we got for that

Were dedicating all our medical
To keeping the old erect
But putting people in jail
For smoking something that in the dirt

You we have more
drugs now
Every that comes on TV
Is a prescription ad

I watch TV for four minutes
Without
I five serious diseases

Like, Do you wake up
in the morning?
Oh, my God I have this, this down
Whatever it is, I it

Half the time you even know
the commercial is
People through fields
Or kites or swimming in the ocean

Im like that is the greatest disease
How do you get
disease comes
With a hot chick and a

The now
It is all self-esteem in the schools
Build the self-esteem
them feel good about themselves

If everybody up with high self-esteem
Who is going to in our strip clubs?
going to happen to our porno industry?
These women just grown on trees

It takes lots of drunk
Missing a lot of dance
you decide to blow a goat
On the internet for bucks

And if that
Where does that leave me on a
With my new speed connection?

Baby sing, sing, sing, sing, your song
Sing for me, c'mon now
Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing your
to me, sing a song

Masterminds are another
comes up all the time
You keep hearing these
Uh, these terrorists
That are killed in the middle east

masterminds
Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to
these guys do, dont you think?
Theyre not

Okay, you take bomb, right? And you put in
Then you get on bus and you blow up
Why do I have to blow myself up? Why dont I
Whos the fucking here? Me or you?

Americans, lets it
Weve been a spoiled for a long time
Do you know what the one
Health in America is? Obesity, obesity

They say in the middle of an obesity epidemic
An epidemic it is polio
Like well be telling our grand about it one day
The Great Epidemic of 2004

Howd you get through it
Oh, it was Johnny
was cheesecake
And pork chops

Nobody why we're getting fatter
at our lifestyle
Ill sit at a drive
Ill sit there for sit there

Behind fifteen cars
of getting up to
Make the eight foot
To the totally counter

Everything is meal
Super
Want biggie fries with
Want a jumbo with that?
Want to go

You want to thirty burgers
For a nickel you fat fucker
room in the back, take it
Want a 55 gallon of Coke with that?
Its three more cents

Baby sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your
for me, c'mon now sing
Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing song
to me, sing a song

Sometimes you to
Suffer a little in your
To motivate
To succeed in life

Do you think if Bill
Got laid in high
Do you think thered be a
Of not

You got to spend a time
Stuffed in your own
With underwear
Wedged up your ass before you start
Im going to take of the
With computers! see, Ill show them

in one of the
Richest countries in the
But the minimum is lower now
it was thirty-five years ago

There are homeless people
homeless guy asked me for money the other day
I was to give it to him and then
I thought he was going to use it on or alcohol

And then I thought, what Im going to use it on
Why am I judging this poor
People love to judge homeless
Like if you give them money theyre just to waste it

He's gonna waste the
Well, he in a box, what do you want him to do?
it up and buy a wall unit
Take a little run to the for a throw-rug and a CD rack
Hes

I walked behind guy the other day
A homeless guy him for money
He looks right at the guy
"Why you go get a job you bum?"

People always say that to guys
"Get a job" it's always that easy
This homeless guy was
His underwear his pants

Im guessing his isnt all up to date
Im predicting problems during the interview process
Im pretty sure even has an
Underwear goes the pants policy
Not they enforce it very strictly,
But technically Im it is in the books

Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your
for me, c'mon now sing
Baby, sing, sing, sing, your song
Sing to me, a song