Luyện nghe bài hát Underwear Goes Inside The Pants

Why is marijuana not
Why is not legal?
Its a plant
grows in the dirt

Do you whats not natural?
80 old dudes with hard-ons
Thats not
But we got pills for

Were dedicating all our resources
To the old guys erect
But were putting in jail
For smoking something grows in the dirt

You know we more
drugs now
Every commercial that on TV
Is a prescription ad

I cant watch TV for minutes
Without
I have five diseases

Like, Do you wake up
in the morning?
Oh, my God I have this, this down
Whatever it is, I it

Half the time you dont even
the commercial is
People through fields
Or flying kites or swimming in the

Im like that is the disease ever
How do you get
disease comes
With a hot and a puppy

The now
It is all self-esteem in the schools
the kids self-esteem
Make them good about themselves

If everybody grows up with high
Who is to dance in our strip clubs?
Whats going to to our porno industry?
These women dont just on trees

It takes lots of daddys
a lot of dance recitals
Before you decide to a goat
On the for fifty bucks

And if that
Where that leave me on a Friday
With my new high speed

Baby sing, sing, sing, sing, your song
for me, c'mon now sing
Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing your
to me, sing a song

Masterminds are another
comes up all the time
You keep hearing these
Uh, these terrorists
That are being killed in the middle

Terrorists
Mastermind is of a lofty way to describe
What these guys do, dont you
Theyre not

Okay, you take bomb, right? And you put in
you get on bus and you blow yourself up
Why do I have to blow up? Why dont I put?
Whos the fucking mastermind here? Me or

Americans, lets it
been a spoiled country for a long time
Do you what the number one
risk in America is? Obesity, obesity

They say were in the of an obesity epidemic
An epidemic like it is
Like well be our grand kids about it one day
The Great Epidemic of 2004

Howd you get it grandpa?
Oh, it was horrible
There was
And pork chops

Nobody knows why getting fatter
at our lifestyle
Ill sit at a through
Ill sit there for I'll sit

Behind fifteen cars
Instead of up to
Make the eight walk
To the empty counter

Everything is mega
Super
biggie fries with that?
Want a jumbo fries that?
Want to go

You want to have thirty
For a nickel you fat mother
Theres room in the back, it
Want a 55 gallon drum of with that?
Its only three more

Baby sing, sing, sing, sing, sing song
Sing for me, c'mon now
Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing song
Sing to me, a song

Sometimes you to
a little in your youth
To motivate
To succeed in later

Do you think if Gates
Got laid in high
Do you think be a Microsoft?
Of not

You got to spend a long
in your own locker
With your
Wedged up your ass you start thinkin'
Im going to of the world
computers! You'll see, Ill show them

in one of the
Richest in the world
But the wage is lower now
Than it was years ago

There are homeless everywhere
This homeless guy me for money the other day
I was to give it to him and then
I he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol

And then I thought, thats Im going to use it on
Why am I this poor bastard
People love to judge homeless
Like if you give them money just going to waste it

He's gonna waste the
Well, he lives in a box, what do you him to do?
Save it up and buy a wall
Take a little run to the store for a throw-rug and a CD
Hes

I behind this guy the other day
A guy asked him for money
He right at the homeless guy
"Why you go get a job you bum?"

People always say that to guys
"Get a job" like it's always that
This guy was wearing
His outside his pants

Im his resume isnt all up to date
Im predicting some during the interview process
Im pretty sure McDonalds has an
Underwear goes the pants policy
Not that they enforce it strictly,
But technically Im sure it is in the

Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing song
Sing for me, c'mon now
Baby, sing, sing, sing, your song
to me, sing a song