Why is not legal? Why is marijuana not Its a natural That grows in the
Do you whats not natural? 80 year old with hard-ons not natural But we got for that
Were dedicating all our medical To keeping the old erect But were putting in jail For smoking something grows in the dirt
You know we have Prescription now commercial that comes on TV Is a prescription ad
I cant watch TV for four thinking I have five serious
Like, Do you wake up Tired in the Oh, my God I have this, this down Whatever it is, I it
the time you dont even know What the is People running through Or flying kites or in the ocean
Im like that is the disease ever How do you get disease comes With a hot and a puppy
The now It is all about in the schools Build the kids Make them feel about themselves
If everybody grows up with high Who is going to in our strip clubs? Whats going to happen to our porno women dont just grown on trees
It takes lots of daddys Missing a lot of dance you decide to blow a goat On the for fifty bucks
And if disappears Where does leave me on a Friday With my new speed connection?
Baby sing, sing, sing, sing, your song Sing for me, now sing Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing your to me, sing a song
Masterminds are word That up all the time You keep about these Uh, terrorists masterminds That are being in the middle east
Terrorists Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to What these guys do, you think? not masterminds
Okay, you bomb, right? And you put in backpack Then you get on bus and you blow up Why do I have to blow myself up? Why dont I Whos the fucking mastermind here? Me or
Americans, lets it Weve been a country for a long time Do you know the number one Health in America is? Obesity, obesity
say were in the middle of an obesity epidemic An epidemic it is polio Like well be telling our kids about it one day The Great Epidemic of 2004
Howd you get through it Oh, it was horrible was cheesecake And pork chops
Nobody why we're getting fatter at our lifestyle Ill sit at a drive Ill sit there for sit there
fifteen other cars Instead of up to the eight foot walk To the totally counter
Everything is meal sized Want fries with that? Want a jumbo fries that? to go large?
You want to thirty burgers For a nickel you fat fucker Theres in the back, take it Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with Its only more cents
Baby sing, sing, sing, sing, sing song Sing for me, c'mon now Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing song to me, sing a song
Sometimes you to Suffer a little in youth To yourself To succeed in life
Do you think if Bill Got in high school Do you thered be a Microsoft? Of not
You got to spend a time Stuffed in your own With underwear Wedged up ass before you start thinkin' Im to take of the world With computers! You'll see, Ill them
in one of the Richest countries in the But the wage is lower now Than it was years ago
There are homeless everywhere This homeless guy asked me for money the day I was about to it to him and then I he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol
And then I thought, thats what Im to use it on Why am I judging this bastard People to judge homeless guys Like if you give them money theyre just to waste it
gonna waste the money Well, he lives in a box, do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a unit Take a little run to the store for a throw-rug and a CD Hes
I behind this guy the other day A homeless guy him for money He looks right at the guy "Why you go get a job you bum?"
People say that to homeless guys "Get a job" like it's that easy This homeless guy was His outside his pants
Im guessing his resume isnt all up to Im predicting problems during the interview process Im pretty even McDonalds has an goes inside the pants policy Not that they it very strictly, But technically Im sure it is in the
Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your Sing for me, now sing Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing song to me, sing a song