Why is not legal? Why is marijuana not Its a plant That in the dirt
Do you know whats not 80 year old with hard-ons not natural But we got for that
Were dedicating all our medical To keeping the old erect But putting people in jail For smoking something that in the dirt
You we have more drugs now Every that comes on TV Is a prescription ad
I watch TV for four minutes Without I five serious diseases
Like, Do you wake up in the morning? Oh, my God I have this, this down Whatever it is, I it
Half the time you even know the commercial is People through fields Or kites or swimming in the ocean
Im like that is the greatest disease How do you get disease comes With a hot chick and a
The now It is all self-esteem in the schools Build the self-esteem them feel good about themselves
If everybody up with high self-esteem Who is going to in our strip clubs? going to happen to our porno industry? These women just grown on trees
It takes lots of drunk Missing a lot of dance you decide to blow a goat On the internet for bucks
And if that Where does that leave me on a With my new speed connection?
Baby sing, sing, sing, sing, your song Sing for me, c'mon now Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing your to me, sing a song
Masterminds are another comes up all the time You keep hearing these Uh, these terrorists That are killed in the middle east
masterminds Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to these guys do, dont you think? Theyre not
Okay, you take bomb, right? And you put in Then you get on bus and you blow up Why do I have to blow myself up? Why dont I Whos the fucking here? Me or you?
Americans, lets it Weve been a spoiled for a long time Do you know what the one Health in America is? Obesity, obesity
They say in the middle of an obesity epidemic An epidemic it is polio Like well be telling our grand about it one day The Great Epidemic of 2004
Howd you get through it Oh, it was Johnny was cheesecake And pork chops
Nobody why we're getting fatter at our lifestyle Ill sit at a drive Ill sit there for sit there
Behind fifteen cars of getting up to Make the eight foot To the totally counter
Everything is meal Super Want biggie fries with Want a jumbo with that? Want to go
You want to thirty burgers For a nickel you fat fucker room in the back, take it Want a 55 gallon of Coke with that? Its three more cents
Baby sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your for me, c'mon now sing Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing song to me, sing a song
Sometimes you to Suffer a little in your To motivate To succeed in life
Do you think if Bill Got laid in high Do you think thered be a Of not
You got to spend a time Stuffed in your own With underwear Wedged up your ass before you start Im going to take of the With computers! see, Ill show them
in one of the Richest countries in the But the minimum is lower now it was thirty-five years ago
There are homeless people homeless guy asked me for money the other day I was to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on or alcohol
And then I thought, what Im going to use it on Why am I judging this poor People love to judge homeless Like if you give them money theyre just to waste it
He's gonna waste the Well, he in a box, what do you want him to do? it up and buy a wall unit Take a little run to the for a throw-rug and a CD rack Hes
I walked behind guy the other day A homeless guy him for money He looks right at the guy "Why you go get a job you bum?"
People always say that to guys "Get a job" it's always that easy This homeless guy was His underwear his pants
Im guessing his isnt all up to date Im predicting problems during the interview process Im pretty sure even has an Underwear goes the pants policy Not they enforce it very strictly, But technically Im it is in the books
Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your for me, c'mon now sing Baby, sing, sing, sing, your song Sing to me, a song