Luyện nghe bài hát Underwear Goes Inside The Pants

Why is marijuana not
Why is not legal?
Its a plant
That in the dirt

Do you know whats not
80 old dudes with hard-ons
Thats not
But we got pills for

Were dedicating all our resources
To the old guys erect
But were people in jail
For smoking something grows in the dirt

You know we more
drugs now
Every commercial that on TV
Is a drug ad

I cant watch TV for minutes
Without
I have five serious

Like, Do you ever up
in the morning?
Oh, my God I have this, write down
it is, I have it

Half the you dont even know
the commercial is
People running through
Or flying or swimming in the ocean

Im like that is the greatest ever
How do you get
That disease
a hot chick and a puppy

The now
It is all about self-esteem in the
Build the kids
Make them feel about themselves

If everybody grows up high self-esteem
Who is going to in our strip clubs?
Whats going to happen to our porno
These women just grown on trees

It takes lots of daddys
a lot of dance recitals
Before you decide to blow a
On the internet for fifty

And if that
does that leave me on a Friday
With my new speed connection?

Baby sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your
Sing for me, now sing
Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing song
Sing to me, a song

Masterminds are another
That comes up all the
You keep about these
Uh, these masterminds
That are being killed in the middle

Terrorists
is sort of a lofty way to describe
What these guys do, dont you
not masterminds

Okay, you take bomb, right? And you put in
Then you get on bus and you blow up
Why do I have to blow myself up? Why dont I
Whos the fucking mastermind here? Me or

Americans, face it
Weve been a spoiled country for a long
Do you know the number one
Health risk in is? Obesity, obesity

They say in the middle of an obesity epidemic
An like it is polio
Like well be telling our kids about it one day
The Great Epidemic of 2004

you get through it grandpa?
Oh, it was horrible
was cheesecake
And pork everywhere

knows why we're getting fatter
Look at our
Ill sit at a through
Ill sit there for I'll sit

Behind other cars
Instead of up to
Make the eight walk
To the totally empty

is mega meal
Super
Want fries with that?
Want a jumbo with that?
to go large?

You want to have thirty
For a nickel you fat mother
room in the back, take it
Want a 55 drum of Coke with that?
Its only more cents

Baby sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your
Sing for me, now sing
Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing song
Sing to me, sing a

you have to
Suffer a in your youth
To motivate
To succeed in life

Do you think if Gates
Got laid in school
Do you think thered be a
Of not

You got to spend a long
in your own locker
With your
up your ass before you start thinkin'
Im going to take of the
With computers! You'll see, Ill them

in one of the
Richest in the world
But the wage is lower now
Than it was thirty-five ago

There are homeless everywhere
This homeless guy asked me for the other day
I was to give it to him and then
I thought he was going to use it on drugs or

And then I thought, what Im going to use it on
Why am I judging this bastard
People love to homeless guys
if you give them money theyre just going to waste it

He's gonna the money
Well, he lives in a box, what do you him to do?
Save it up and buy a unit
Take a little run to the store for a and a CD rack
Hes

I behind this guy the other day
A homeless guy asked him for
He looks at the homeless guy
"Why you go get a job you bum?"

People always say that to homeless
"Get a job" like it's that easy
This homeless guy was
His underwear outside his

Im his resume isnt all up to date
Im predicting some problems during the process
Im pretty sure McDonalds has an
Underwear inside the pants policy
Not that they it very strictly,
But technically Im it is in the books

Sing, sing, sing, sing, your song
Sing for me, now sing
Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing your
Sing to me, sing a