Why is not legal? Why is marijuana not Its a plant grows in the dirt
Do you know whats not 80 year old with hard-ons Thats not But we got pills for
Were dedicating all our medical To the old guys erect But putting people in jail For smoking that grows in the dirt
You we have more Prescription now Every commercial comes on TV Is a prescription ad
I cant watch TV for four thinking I have serious diseases
Like, Do you wake up in the morning? Oh, my God I have this, this down Whatever it is, I it
Half the time you dont know What the is running through fields Or flying or swimming in the ocean
Im like that is the disease ever How do you get That comes With a hot chick and a
The now It is all about self-esteem in the Build the self-esteem Make them feel good themselves
If everybody grows up with self-esteem Who is going to dance in our clubs? Whats going to to our porno industry? women dont just grown on trees
It takes of drunk daddys Missing a lot of dance Before you to blow a goat On the internet for fifty
And if disappears Where does that leave me on a my new high speed connection?
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are another word That comes up all the You keep hearing about Uh, terrorists masterminds That are killed in the middle east
masterminds Mastermind is of a lofty way to describe What these guys do, you think? not masterminds
Okay, you bomb, right? And you put in backpack you get on bus and you blow yourself up Why do I have to blow myself up? Why dont I the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?
Americans, lets it been a spoiled country for a long time Do you what the number one Health in America is? Obesity, obesity
They say in the middle of an obesity epidemic An like it is polio Like well be telling our grand kids it one day The Obesity Epidemic of 2004
you get through it grandpa? Oh, it was Johnny was cheesecake And pork everywhere
Nobody why we're getting fatter at our lifestyle Ill sit at a through Ill sit there for I'll sit
Behind other cars of getting up to Make the foot walk To the totally counter
Everything is meal Super Want biggie fries that? a jumbo fries with that? Want to go
You want to have thirty For a nickel you fat fucker Theres in the back, take it Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke that? Its only three more
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Sometimes you to Suffer a in your youth To motivate To succeed in later
Do you think if Bill Got laid in high Do you think thered be a Of not
You got to spend a time Stuffed in own locker With your up your ass before you start thinkin' Im going to take of the With computers! You'll see, Ill them
in one of the Richest countries in the But the minimum wage is now Than it was thirty-five ago
There are homeless everywhere This homeless guy asked me for the other day I was to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or
And I thought, thats what Im going to use it on Why am I this poor bastard People love to judge guys Like if you give them money theyre just to waste it
He's waste the money Well, he in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a unit a little run to the store for a throw-rug and a CD rack Hes
I walked behind guy the other day A homeless guy asked him for He looks at the homeless guy "Why you go get a job you bum?"
People always say that to homeless "Get a job" it's always that easy This guy was wearing His underwear his pants
Im guessing his resume all up to date Im some problems during the interview process Im pretty sure even has an Underwear inside the pants policy Not they enforce it very strictly, But technically Im sure it is in the
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