Why is marijuana not Why is marijuana not Its a natural That in the dirt
Do you whats not natural? 80 old dudes with hard-ons Thats not But we got for that
Were dedicating all our resources To keeping the old erect But were putting in jail For smoking something that grows in the
You know we more drugs now Every that comes on TV Is a drug ad
I cant watch TV for four Without I have five serious
Like, Do you ever up Tired in the Oh, my God I have this, write down it is, I have it
Half the time you dont even What the is People through fields Or flying or swimming in the ocean
Im like that is the greatest disease How do you get That comes With a hot and a puppy
The now It is all about in the schools Build the kids Make feel good about themselves
If grows up with high self-esteem Who is to dance in our strip clubs? Whats going to to our porno industry? These women dont grown on trees
It lots of drunk daddys Missing a lot of dance Before you to blow a goat On the internet for fifty
And if disappears Where does that leave me on a With my new high connection?
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Masterminds are another That up all the time You keep hearing these Uh, these masterminds That are killed in the middle east
masterminds Mastermind is of a lofty way to describe What these do, dont you think? not masterminds
Okay, you take bomb, And you put in backpack Then you get on bus and you yourself up Why do I have to blow up? Why dont I put? Whos the mastermind here? Me or you?
Americans, lets it been a spoiled country for a long time Do you know the number one Health risk in America is? Obesity,
They say in the middle of an obesity epidemic An epidemic it is polio Like well be our grand kids about it one day The Great Obesity of 2004
you get through it grandpa? Oh, it was Johnny There was And pork everywhere
Nobody why we're getting fatter Look at our Ill sit at a drive Ill sit there for sit there
fifteen other cars Instead of up to Make the eight walk To the totally counter
Everything is mega Super Want biggie fries that? a jumbo fries with that? Want to go
You want to thirty burgers For a you fat mother fucker room in the back, take it Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with Its only three cents
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Sometimes you to Suffer a little in your To motivate To in later life
Do you if Bill Gates Got in high school Do you think thered be a Of not
You got to spend a long in your own locker With your Wedged up your ass before you thinkin' Im to take of the world With computers! see, Ill show them
in one of the Richest countries in the But the minimum is lower now Than it was thirty-five ago
There are people everywhere This homeless guy asked me for the other day I was about to it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or
And then I thought, thats what Im to use it on Why am I this poor bastard People love to judge guys Like if you give them money theyre just to waste it
He's gonna the money Well, he lives in a box, do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a unit Take a run to the store for a throw-rug and a CD rack Hes
I walked this guy the other day A homeless guy asked him for He looks right at the guy "Why you go get a job you bum?"
People always say that to homeless "Get a job" it's always that easy homeless guy was wearing His outside his pants
Im his resume isnt all up to date Im predicting problems during the interview process Im pretty even McDonalds has an goes inside the pants policy Not they enforce it very strictly, But technically Im sure it is in the
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