Why is not legal? Why is not legal? Its a natural grows in the dirt
Do you know not natural? 80 year old dudes hard-ons Thats not But we got pills for
Were dedicating all our medical To keeping the old erect But were putting people in For smoking something that in the dirt
You we have more Prescription now Every commercial that on TV Is a prescription ad
I cant TV for four minutes thinking I five serious diseases
Like, Do you wake up Tired in the Oh, my God I have this, write this it is, I have it
Half the you dont even know What the is People through fields Or flying kites or swimming in the
Im like that is the greatest disease How do you get That comes a hot chick and a puppy
The now It is all self-esteem in the schools Build the self-esteem Make them feel good themselves
If grows up with high self-esteem Who is going to dance in our clubs? Whats going to to our porno industry? These women dont just on trees
It takes lots of daddys Missing a lot of dance Before you decide to a goat On the internet for fifty
And if disappears Where that leave me on a Friday With my new speed connection?
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Masterminds are word That up all the time You keep hearing these Uh, terrorists masterminds That are being killed in the middle
masterminds Mastermind is sort of a way to describe What guys do, dont you think? Theyre not
Okay, you bomb, right? And you put in backpack Then you get on bus and you blow up Why do I have to blow up? Why dont I put? the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?
Americans, face it been a spoiled country for a long time Do you know what the one Health risk in is? Obesity, obesity
They say in the middle of an obesity epidemic An epidemic it is polio Like well be telling our grand kids it one day The Great Obesity Epidemic of
Howd you get it grandpa? Oh, it was horrible was cheesecake And pork everywhere
Nobody knows why we're fatter at our lifestyle Ill sit at a drive Ill sit for I'll sit there
fifteen other cars Instead of up to the eight foot walk To the empty counter
Everything is meal Super biggie fries with that? Want a jumbo fries with to go large?
You want to have thirty For a nickel you fat fucker Theres in the back, take it Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with Its only three more
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Sometimes you to Suffer a little in your To motivate To succeed in life
Do you think if Gates Got laid in school Do you think be a Microsoft? Of not
You got to spend a long in your own locker With underwear Wedged up your ass before you start Im going to take of the With computers! You'll see, Ill them
in one of the Richest countries in the But the minimum wage is now Than it was years ago
There are people everywhere This guy asked me for money the other day I was about to give it to him and I thought he was to use it on drugs or alcohol
And then I thought, what Im going to use it on Why am I judging this bastard People love to homeless guys Like if you give them money theyre just going to it
He's gonna waste the Well, he in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a unit a little run to the store for a throw-rug and a CD rack Hes
I walked this guy the other day A homeless guy asked him for He looks at the homeless guy "Why you go get a job you bum?"
People always say to homeless guys "Get a job" like it's always easy homeless guy was wearing His underwear his pants
Im guessing his resume isnt all up to Im some problems during the interview process Im sure even McDonalds has an Underwear goes inside the policy Not they enforce it very strictly, But technically Im sure it is in the
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