Luyện nghe bài hát Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part 1

FZ: We're shooting the uh, title sequence for Uncle Meat right now, which is the name of the Mothers of Invention movie that we've been working on for about years . . . without too much success.
Don: Boy, we really need a hit single . . . Just think, I mean, the way the world's going today . . . with all the problems in it . . . I think I can actually change the world, because it's the young people that really need to be changed, and, and you can really do that through music and everything . . . was our last hit single . . . it was really a bummer, they wouldn't even play it on the radio . . . Oh, well, gotta come up with something better than that . . .

Don: Good evening, this is Debris.
You know . . . it's too much, I know.
Don: Coming to you the motel.
Phyllis: Look at monster.
Don: . . .
FZ: Ha ha ha ha!
Phyllis: What are they laughing He looks so beautiful when they laugh . . .
Don: what my psychiatrist used to say . . .
Phyllis: Twelve years. It's the same story there with that song, I don't know what I'm doing, but look, look at the way he's changing . . . Oh, I remember that in the shower, the first time with the hamburger. Oh, that was good . . . But, I know, twelve years marriage, you get tired of the same thing. But I don't know, I can try it again sometime. Oh, look there's Minnesota! He was a great guy, Minnesota Tishman . . .
Don: We're to the beginning of a new era
He was a nice guy . . .
Don: you feel it coming?
Phyllis: He was, he was okay in this time. He's washed up now, I about it though.

Ray: is it you're doing, Mr. Tishman?
Carl: I'm the chicken to measure it
. . . pool?
Phyllis: You know what I used to do? I used to him eat, and while he was eating I would ask him what he's doing.
Haskell Wexler: What the are we doing in this bathroom?
FZ: I'm going to . . . While you stand there and take pictures of that, I'm gonna tell you the, the plot of the movie. Alright. Basically what we're going to do, today, is spend some around the house while you meet the people that you're going to be photographing for the rest of the week . . . and we discuss some of the absurdities . . .
Haskell Wexler:
FZ: Yes, we're just dealing with the . . . the absurdities of making the movie in the first and especially about the Mothers of Invention . . .

Guy From Alabama: You wanna have a
The who?
Guy Alabama: Circle-jerk.
Aynsley: A jerk? What's that?
Guy From Alabama: That's where you get around and bet yer meat and see who can get it the fastest.
Aynsley:
Guy Alabama: Yeah, and whoever wins gets nineteen kegs
Aynsley: who?
Guy From Kegs, you know . . .
Aynsley: Cakes of
Meredith: Gee Jimmy, cool!
Cakes. Cheers. Yeah, anyway.
FZ: What could that possibly mean . . . hmmm, I wonder happens if you go like this . . .

Ray: What is it you're doing with this?
Carl: I'm the . . .
FZ: You know what I used to do? I used to watch him eat. And while he was eating, I would talk to him while he was eating, and I would ask him what he's doing. And he say, "I'm using the chicken to measure it."
Ok . . .
Don: Can I borrow your
Phyllis: You know I used to do?
Ray: What are you doing with
Phyllis: I to watch him eat.
I'm using the chicken to measure it.
Phyllis: You know, you know what I used to do? I used to him eat. And while he was eating, I would ask him, "What are you doing?"
FZ: Do it again.
Ray: Why is he a chicken to measure it?
Phyllis: And he would say, "I'm using the chicken to measure it." What did he mean by
Ray: . . . using the chicken to measure it
Phyllis: Till this day I don't know what he's talking . . .
FZ: Do it again.
Phyllis: That Tishman. That Minnesota . . . What a guy . . .

Guy Alabama: Eight inches or less?
Uh . . . eight inches.
Guy From Alabama: Eight inches? Well, get your kind of women, there, man.
Aynsley: You can? Yes, cool . . .
Guy Alabama: Oh, they got some whores there you wouldn't believe!
Gee Jimmy, that's cool!
Guy From Alabama: You can just . . . fall in.
Aynsley: But do they play

Phyllis: What a guy, what a sense of . . . The way he used to . . . let me get back to that.
FZ: Look at the way he hands that . . .
Aynsley: Do you want ball?
FZ: He had a way with that . . .
Phyllis: He . . . look at the way he handles chicken, he had a way . . . look at the way he holds it, and fondles it, and he put it right near his privates . . .
But that's cool, still
Guy From That's cool, yeah.
Aynsley: That's cool, yeah, I of followed the . . .
Guy From Alabama: I'm the chicken to measure it, though
Aynsley: You
Guy Alabama: Yeah.
Aynsley: Yeah, the shit . . . or the white dove?
Guy Alabama: I'm up to my knees in shit, man.
Really.
Guy From Alabama: all kind of shit, now about . . . all smokin' shit . . .

Massimo: And now, we are to translate: "This is my left hand." Repeat after me: "Questa e' la mia mano sinistra." And now: "This is my right hand." Repeat after me: "Questa e' la mia mano destra."
What is it you're doing?
Carl: I'm using the to measure it. Have you ever used a chicken to measure it?
Gee Jimmy, that's cool!
Guy Alabama: I fucked a chicken . . .

Don: We're coming to the beginning of a new era wherein the development of the inner self is the most important thing. We have to train ourselves. So that we can on anything: a bird, a sock, a fuming beaker. This is, this too can be music. Anything can be music.

FZ: Hello? Yeah, are you busy? Well I was wondering --this is Frank-- can you come, yeah, can you come over here and be in our uh, teen-age movie? Okay, well, tell you what the action is . . .
Phyllis: eating.
FZ: Ok, he's eating, you see . . . Don Preston . . . Well, it depends, mostly it's a hamburger, sometimes, well he doesn't eat the hamburger, 'cause he's a vegetarian . . . Okay now, Phyllis is here . . . Phyllis . . .
Phyllis: Phyllis?
FZ: No, no, no, Phyllis is the girl that's the, my assistant editor on the, on the film . . . Yeah, she used to be Tom Wilson's secretary . . . Ok . . . You remember Tom were gonna run for President?

Aynsley: Tom Wilson?
Yeah.
Aynsley:
Carl: Then she out here work on the Woodstock festival.
Ray: What are you with that chicken?
And then uh, then . . .
Ray: I was the ball.
Then Frank hired her to work on the Mothers movie.

Phyllis: Hi, I'm Phyllis Altenhaus, and I'm working with Frank Zappa on his film Uncle Meat, in Hollywood. I'm a little nervous doing this 'cause it's the first time I'd even been a star in a film. I originally started working for Frank as his assistant editor on the film Uncle Meat, and one day we were sitting around watching the Festival Hall shots, the rushes, and I saw Don on the screen --Don Preston plays the monster-- and I said, "Frank, look at Don! He's turning into a monster! I'm gonna vomit!"
FZ: When she him turning into a monster she has to vomit.
Phyllis: Frank said, "That's it, that's the opening of the line, that, that, I mean, that's the opening of the picture." I said, "Frank, I can't be in your picture, first of all, I have such a bad accent, I'm embarrased by the whole thing!" And he said, "Don't worry, you'll do it." So, you know, with Frank, he has a certain way about him, I mean he just gets people to do these things.
Don: He just makes me sick when he into a monster.
Phyllis: Why? Why does he you sick?
Don: Oh, can't you see it how, how . . . ugly it is that, being that monster? Oh, just, I can't stand it, I, I I'm gonna be sick, I have to vomit.

FZ: She just, she tells me she has to vomit, see. She's trying to make me believe that it makes her sick when he turns a monster.
Phyllis: There's something about that gets me so nauseous, I don't know what it is. Look at that, look at that.
FZ: Yeah, but not true. Well, you see, it gets her hot.
Phyllis: There's something so sexy him. When he comes on that stage, I get so hot just looking at him drinking that, that smoke stuff, I don't know what it is. I don't even care if he turns into a monster, I love it . . .
Oh dear!
Phyllis: Look at that, oh him with the cape, but he doesn't, he walks away. It's such a hot move and he, he's so terrific when he goes back to that gong, oh, that's so nice . . . Boy, I hope no one finds out I love it so much, that hot monster . . . oh, ooh . . .
Don: You're really good at those dials, baby. You're the manipulating person I've ever seen.
Phyllis: I don't like to be called manipulating, that's for sure, but I like to think of as being hot.
FZ: She gets hot. And she runs into the toilet, and she stands in front of the mirror and she makes faces to herself so she can turn into a monster. Isn't it cute? That's right, then, when she does that, and she's having a fantasy that she's turning into a monster, the monster comes out of the toilet from behind her.

Phyllis: Oh . . . a lower, please.
Don: How do you all those controls in there? That's really fantastic . . .
Oh, it's nothing.
Don: All of those buttons and . . .
Phyllis: nothing. Look, look what's going on there! Oh . . . oh, wow, this . . .
Don: I just can't see how a girl do all that.
Phyllis: Oh, now with the, the Women's Liberation Front we can do anything, you're kidding? Oh . . . oh! so good!
Don: This girl obviously has some sort of demented problem in where she, she likes uh, monsters drink foamy vile liquid and uh transform. It must be some uh, connection in her past, in her childhood of something. Maybe her father didn't demonstrate enough uh, affection for her. It's a . . .
Oh . . . it's been so long . . .
Don: Tell me, did your father any affection for you?
Phyllis: I've been watching you on the screen for four . . . Finally, my monster . . . Is it real? Is it really you? Oh that feels, oh, monster, can I have a bite off of your apple?
Don: Mm . . . I think uh . . .
Phyllis: It's so nice to be here with a monster . . .
Don: It must be uh, her mother and father probably told her that she's real ugly and and dumb and everything . . .
Phyllis: a good apple, monster.
Don: And so she relates to that are ugly, dumb and awkward.
Phyllis: Let me off your hat so I can really see what's happening underneath there. Just what I thought, a monster head.
Don: find this is quite common in uh, today's society
Phyllis: It's Adam and Eve and the apple . . . Finally, here's my monster . . . after all this time . . .
Don: That's why monster movies are so popular, you
I'd waited and waited . . .
Don: know how many a monster movie costs to make?
Phyllis: And there he is, right here.
Don: movies really cost a lot of money.
Phyllis: with me, I can't believe it! Is it really you, monster?
And our young society today goes to all these monster movies and they see them on television night after night.
Phyllis: so terrific to be with the monster.
We're raising a new generation of monster lovers.
Phyllis: I've been waiting so long for the . . . Maybe this'll be the real thing.

Don: He's changing a monster! You should see this! God, I get so hot!
Aynsley: Would you like a quick vibrator? Now you've ruined the whole
Carl: Have I? take one down!
Aynsley: Oh, . . .
Carl: I thought you get the walking balls.
No no . . .
Carl: It's to walk on three.
I'm using the chicken to measure it.
Carl:
Don: I'm using the to measure it.
Charles.
Phyllis: Aynsley Dunbar, who's playing with Frank now, this real English popstar, very attractive guy, and he's like into a whole groupie thing with whips and things, don't ask me, and Frank got this great idea, actually he gets this great idea for me, to have Aynsley in the Hollywood Ranch Market, which we just did last night, hit him with toilet brushes. It's, it's a little dumb but I went along with it, you know, what else are you gonna do? You're getting paid and uh, you do things.

Phyllis: . . . cleanser . . . cleanser . . . cleanser . . . cleanser . . .
Hello, there!
Phyllis: Cleanser . . . . . .
Aynsley: Say, could you do me a favour? Could you me with a toilet brush?
Beat you with a toilet brush?
Aynsley: Shhh . . . someone might hear . . . yes, beat me a toilet brush.
Phyllis: What's your
Aynsley: Ah, hello, my name is Aynsley Dunbar and I, I'm very interested in and canes, etc. I'm gonna fill, fill you in about uh, my background.
FZ: Are you absolutely serious about this? You really whips and canes?
Oh yeah, yeah.
FZ: And you
Aynsley: I didn't have too much chance to use 'em here, as yet, because it's, you know the screams and that, most likely wake the kids up! No, actually I'm moving on though to toilet brushes and things, 'cause I think they'll be coming in this year . . . definitely.
Phyllis: You want me to beat you with the brush?
Yes.
Phyllis: I mean uh, I'm ready!

Phyllis: You know, I'll tell you something, I find myself saying, "I'm ready," you know, and like, I slap my face when I'm saying, "I'm ready," because it's like uh, in the I'm saying, "I'm ready," you know? And . . . there has to be a limit.

Phyllis: That's a whip, I guessed right, you know I saw this handle sticking up here and I like, I, I guessed it right on first, you know? Like I . . .
FZ: Beat him you're talking.
Phyllis: You know . . . I tell you something. I hope it's not getting your kidney or anything like that.
Aynsley: Oh look, keep, keep, just keep it high, keep it high.
You know what I mean? I got worried about those things, I got . . . you know I'm humane, Aquarius and all this . . .
Aynsley: great . . . that's. . .
Phyllis: is arising, you know, I'm humane.
Aynsley: Just keep it high. Oh, it, yeah, right.
Phyllis: Uhm . . . well, see . . .
FZ: Ask him, "Does it get you hot?"
Phyllis: Is it you hot?
Oh, maybe it would do if I had another 'bout fifteen people.

Don: I know gets you hot. Hamburgers get you hot, 'cause I picked you up in the pool hall!
Phyllis: You don't what gets me hot, you don't have the faintest idea what gets me hot!
Don: Sure! Hamburgers! at this . . .
I can't take it . . .
Don: See
Phyllis: I can't take it . . . oh, God, hamburger!
Don: But you don't what gets me hot.
I'd bet I know what gets you hot. Sticks, sticks on your body on a table get you hot.
Don: I'm getting hot! . . . I was drinking the potion . . . and that hat and that cape and everything . . . just incredible . . . I'd . . . wonder what it's like to, to change into a monster . . . it must be really great.
Phyllis: It's just so wonderful. Give me a bite of the apple there . . . Mmm, oh, my monster! Oh, that's so terr-- Oh! I love that, when a monster does that, mm . . . Well, I've just thinking, monster, we can take rides in the country in the Volkswagen . . . and, my monster, you're feeling me up, my monster.
FZ: It get you hot.
Phyllis: . . . it doesn't get me hot.
FZ: I saw you laying on the in the corner with him!
Phyllis: I, it wasn't me laying in the corner! That was, wasn't me!
FZ: Ha ha . . . Who was it?
That was Sheba! It wasn't me!
FZ: Who is Ha ha!
Phyllis: Sheba is the one that's in with Don.

Don: And why, why do you monsters?
Phyllis: It's, it's not their looks, it's the intellectual thing that comes across, you know, you could tell that, I, looks aren't important to me, it's something about the intelligence. When you mix that potion, you know when I've seen you mix that potion, I don't know, it's the way I get hot.
Don: Yeah, but causes this?
Phyllis: You know what I
Don: I mean, . . .
Phyllis: It's, hotness.

Phyllis: It used to be very, it was really nice and quiet in this place, that's why I came here, because of the feeling like, like a place to get away things, and now what's going on, it's like all noise and . . . I don't know, it doesn't . . . wherever you go nowadays it's the same thing, all these guys they're so disgusting, I can't stand it . . .
Look, anybody . . . anybody sitting here?
Phyllis: No! Go ahead, sit down!
Don: Thanks. Anybody this beer in here?
Phyllis: No, I don't know what the bartender . . . he just left it there, I don't what's going on . . .
My name is Biff Debris.
Phyllis: Oh, hi! Flieschman.
Don: How do?
Phyllis: So and uh, name is Biff Debris.
Yeah.
Phyllis: You know, funny thing, if we got married my name be Sheba DeBiff.
Don: My name is Debris, not Debris DeBiff.
Debris?
Yeah.
Phyllis: Biff Debris . . . well, I'll tell you something, I knew someone whose name was Dubois. It, it sort of sounds like Debris, you know what I mean? Like, is that French, or what?
Don: Well, actually I'm part Mohawk and Norwegian.
Phyllis: Excuse me. Is the ready yet?
What sign are you?
Phyllis: Uh, I'm Aquarius with rising on my past.
Don:
Phyllis: Yeah. It's really sign because it's the Aquarian age now, you know? And like, it's all coming together. You know what I mean by coming together?
Yeah.
Phyllis: I think since I from New York, you know, I'm really . . .
Don: Are you from New
Phyllis: Yeah, you can't tell!
No . . .
Phyllis: I tell you something, so it really means I'm losing my accent, you know, because the other day I was talking to someone and they couldn't guess either, well, I asked them, I said to them, "Where do you think I'm from?" And you know they said, they said, "New Jersey," you know, so, and New Jersey accent is really completely different, you know? Like, it depends so, if you come from Patterson, it's different from Trenton and Orange County, but you know, I say "Orange" like this, "Orange," 'cause that's in California they say, "Orange," you know?
What's the, what's the matter with uh, Debris?
Phyllis: one thing I stayed away from.
Don: Alright, free . . .
Phyllis: I think that you can be high on your own intellectual stratification.
Hamburgers.
Phyllis: say hamburgers, it gets me so hot . . .
Don: But you know what gets me hot, you see . . .
I know what gets you hot!
No, no . . .
Phyllis: I saw it in the pool
Don: You saw
Yeah!
Don: That isn't what does it, you see. It isn't.
Well, well, what is it? You know, like if it's not that, then what is it?
Don: . . .
Well, don't be embarrassed! You can tell me, you know? Like I'm . . .
Showers.
Phyllis:
Showers.
Phyllis: Well, okay, you know, I can go see that, I can see, I can showers.
Don: Not, not showers.
Phyllis: you mean not nude showers?
Don: It's gotta be a shower, you know.
Phyllis: What of shower?
With these special clothes on it.
Phyllis: You mean, you clothes when you . . . ?
Don: clothes! These are the clothes . . .
These are the clothes that you . . . ?
Don: Right . . .
Phyllis: There are clothes in for me for the shower?

Phyllis: Say he devised this plan, this is how clothes and the shower thing all came by, because I was too embarrassed to stand in the shower. First roll, you know, I'm not gonna be standing naked but, the whole thing's taking out, so I figured, "Okay, I'll wear dungarees and a shirt." And, and anyway to tell you the truth I think it's sexier because, you see like just a little outline . . . tiny little bit, you know, like, poinnnng!

Phyllis: I don't understand it, but it's . . .
Don: I . . .
It's your trip, man! You know? Like, it's alright with me, you know? I don't care.
Don: And this belt with the little holes in it. Look at those pants!
Phyllis: Ooh, but has this . . . do with the holes! I mean, you know, like I hope they fit up.
Don: be good . . .
Phyllis: You know, like, okay, try, I don't care, I'll try anything!

FZ: Hi, Phyllis, why don't you to take your clothes off with the monster?
Phyllis: I'm embarrassed to.
FZ: What's there to be about?
Phyllis: Well, I've never that before, and I don't wanna do it now!
FZ: But why you wanna do it?
Phyllis: I'd not. There's no reason, I'd just rather not.
FZ: But what's the matter? You got an ugly
Phyllis: No, I have a great body. I just wanna do it.
FZ: But why don't you wanna do it if you've got a great body? Don't you wanna it with the world?
No, I don't wanna share it with the world.

Phyllis: So I did it, and it was, I tell you, I was hot, see my shirt?

Phyllis: I'm ready! I got the shirt, I got the pants, and I got the belt with that yellow holes, you know? And I'm hot!
Don: And I got the bun and the hamburger and the relish and the and I've got my clothes off and I'm hot!
Phyllis: Oh, on!
Don: You know how many times we . . . ? I go down to Mr. Pocket three a week, trying to find somebody that'll wear these clothes in the shower.
Phyllis: How do they on me?
Oh . . .
Phyllis: You it?
They're great, you know. I had those clothes in the refrigerator for about two months now.
Phyllis: Where is the hamburger? Just give me a bite, mmh . . . it's so great, you don't meet . . .
Don: Oh, disgusting . . .
Phyllis: You don't meet guys who get you off with hamburgers, I'm saying I'm happy that mmmm . . .
Oh, the two of us really make a great couple!
Phyllis: I know, me with my clean clothes and the and everything like that, well, you know, we can go places.
Yeah.
Phyllis: You want me to wash your While you, just hold the hamburger first, you know, while I wash your hair . . .
Don: Do you want me to wash it to
Phyllis: Well, I don't know, I planning on it, it's alright, you can wash my back . . . mm, so nice the shower . . .
I can't bear it.
Phyllis: Especially, especially, if you . . .
Don: Some are really weird.
Phyllis: Pull it on my back, just a little bit, it won't, it hurt, just a little bit over there, this side, it's terrific, with the hamburger.

Phyllis: meat . . . Hhhh . . . Oh . . .
FZ: Wouldn't that be better if you had your clothes off you can uh, enforce him on your arms?
Phyllis: No, I . . . don't need my clothes off, I can get the gratification that I want like this.

Phyllis: Oh, that feel good, oh, it's so great. I'm so glad that I met you today . . .
Don: . . .
Phyllis: And hamburger . . .
Don: Do you mind if I rub some of this in your
Phyllis: Oh I mind, let me just take out that little thing here, mmm . . .
Oh, boy . . .
Phyllis: A bit, wait, it's, but I don't know, do you have cream rinse here? . . . this strip I won't be able to . . .
Cream rinse?
Phyllis: Yeah . . . I . . .
Eugh!
Phyllis: I won't be, let me see how it feels the soap.
FZ: Whi-whi-which get you the hottest that can be rushed with the hamburger?
Phyllis: Well I uh . . . what part!
Don: Oh, I love with hamburgers under the clothes.

Don: You're getting hot, on.
Phyllis: Oh, am I hot, over this hamburger! Oh, I of my uh . . .
Don: For a dollars you're getting hot.
Phyllis: Oh, am I hot! I'm so hot! Hhh . . . I'm so hot from hamburger, oh . . .
FZ: Get hot!
I'm so hot!
FZ: Under, . . . Ha ha ha ha!
Undulate.
FZ: Look!
Don: You . . . it's better.
Phyllis: Where's the hamburger? . . . those . . .
FZ: Hamburgers with are good.
Ha-a . . . let me take a little bite, mmm . . . delicious! Let me put it in here so I don't loose it. I don't wanna in case I wanna little piece after, could you do my back?
Don: Oh . . .
Phyllis: Underneath the shirt, be bashful, I, oh, I know it makes you hot, like if you keep . . .
Don: Yeah, I like the shirt better. wash the shirt.
Phyllis: Oh, let me take a little bit of the
FZ: Ha ha!
Phyllis: You know, the last guy that I was with he just had Ground Choc, you know what Ground Choc tastes in the shower, man . . .
FZ: Ha ha ha ha!
Oh . . .
Phyllis: This is odd meat, where did you get
FZ: Ha ha ha!
Phyllis: Just like the health food stuff, are you a health food person? You know, . . .
No, I am Uncle Meat!
Phyllis: You are Uncle

Phyllis: And because you're the main man with the . . .
FZ: "And the my trip."
Phyllis: And the burger's my and is such a groove, I wanna show my appreciation and I wanna clean your bathroom . . . the cleanser . . .
FZ: "I am to the Hollywood Ranch . . . "
Phyllis: I'm going to the Hollywood Ranch and I'm gonna buy the cleanser.
And because you have worn the clothes . . .
Phyllis: . . .
That got me hot, the shirt . . .
Phyllis: . . .
Don: The pants and the little brown belt, children's belt the holes in it . . .
Phyllis: . . .
Don: I . . .
Phyllis: . . .
Don: Accept your offer to go to the Hollywood Ranch . . .
Cleanser . . .
Don: And get the cleanser and my bathroom.

Janet: He's from group Cleanser. He looks pretty kinky. Too bad we didn't have our garters on.
Janet & EEEEEEEUH!
Janet: Oh, do you expect from work in this joint.
Lucy: Ooh Janet, he has a vibrator! Now, ooh . . . Eeeuhh! Ha ha ha! Ah . . . ah . . . aaaaaaAAAAH! Ooh wha . . . ooh! Hhh . . . . . .

Don: We're coming to the beginning of a new era at the motel, where we have been working secretly on a new composition in the back room, in our secret chambers. 'Cause everything is secret. We're trying to get the secret karma change for the whole world, you see, like this whole karma thing, it's really what's causing all the problems, so we have to get a and, I'm sure that it's going to be a hit single, because everyone is going out and buying our new hit single, for this group that uh . . .
FZ: "You remember our other 'The Bun'?"
Don: Yeah, you remember our other single, "The Bun"? See, this, this was our last . . .
Aynsley: it in . . .
Don: And uh, it was pretty hard to play because uh, some of the members of the group couldn't read music, you But we got it all straightened out and, some of them quit and everything but . . .
Aynsley?: A few in the Brothers . . .
Don: Uh, with our new arrangement we really hope to do big things, you know? Like we hope to change every single person's karma and that in turn will change and upgrade all the ecology problems, all the polution and all the air and everything, you know? And this right here is the composition I was speaking of and uh, this is the guitar part, this is the vocal, is the bass part, and this little section over here could be for the dancer, but she keeps quitting all the time so we don't really know uh, if she's gonna be in it which she is now or just take it out like that. Now, it's very difficult to compose this type of thing, because like, the slightest movement that you can make of one single article could define whether it's underground or real commercial, see? If we put the sock over here it's more commercial than if it were over here, then it's real underground, you understand? So we take you now to the motel, where the group is deep in . . . just deep.

Motorhead: . . . member is the writer, you know what I . . .
Don: Hey, listen you guys, I like just . . .
Meredith: guys can work together.
Don: Talk about the here
Aynsley: How that new drum solo you just worked out?
I've got a new composition.
Meredith: rhythmic, huh?
Motorhead: Now beautiful.
Don: Listen . . . Silence, fools! . . . SILENCE, FOOLS! you believe in progress?
Carl: I'm the chicken to measure it.
FZ?: Take that progress and stick it a rock!
Carl: I'm using the chicken to measure it . . . I'm using the chicken to measure it . . . I'm using the chicken to measure it . . . I'm using the chicken to measure it . . . I'm the chicken to measure it . . . I'm using the chicken to measure it . . . I'm using the chicken to measure it.
FZ: What are you doing the chicken?
I'm using the chicken to measure it.
FZ: are you doing with the chicken?
I'm using the chicken to measure it.
Motorhead: Outta site! outta site!
Meredith: beautiful!
FZ: What are you doing with the
Carl: I'm . . .
That's what we need for our new song.
Meredith: That was a composition!
We got it!
Aynsley: Can you write one like then?
I did! Well . . .
Ray?: You would? I . . .
Don: At night, that's . . .
Ray: That's when he in with the guitar . . . ?
Don: Now . . .
Ray: Then he comes in with his solo?
Don: You guys, do you see this over
Ray: Why he have this?
Don: Can you see this over here? is the new composition that we're going to make a hit single with.
Aynsley: it called, "Junk Shuffle"?
No . . .
"Junkyard."
Aynsley: What's it
Carl: I'm using the chicken to it.
FZ: It's "We're using the chicken to measure it."
I'm using the chicken to measure it.
Don: Right, "We're using the chicken to measure it." Well, I get a chicken, I, all I got was . . .
That would be the title. Ray's got a chicken.
Yeah!
Motorhead: You can use chicken to measure it.
But uh . . .
FZ: No, no, that's part of the concept, you're using the to measure the pitch in?
Aynsley: what I choose.
Don: Oh, I see, yeah, are we the chicken to measure it?
Or drumming?
Don: I'll you, this is . . .
Ray: How about a
Motorhead: I it was cooler.
Don: is the guitar part, right here.
Motorhead: let me see . . .
Pull her.
Motorhead: It's that what I play? my part.
Don: your part.
Motorhead: Oh, A . . .
Don: And is a new concept.
Motorhead: I can't that by tomorrow, man, there's no way.
Tonight.
Motorhead: I learn it tonight!
Listen, I got the time booked.
Motorhead: I can't . . .
Aynsley: OW!
Don: At the Hollywodd Ranch tonight, man!
Meredith: pretty heavy, man.
But tonight?!
Meredith: That's heavy . . .
Motorhead: My strings are flat, my pickups are shot, do Herbie wouldn't give us an advance so I can buy some new and an amp?
Don: Listen, take care of everything.

Don: You see, Countess, the problem is uh, it's very hard to talk about but, the guys need equipment, you know like he needs batteries and uh, and, and uh, needs strings for his guitar, you know? And, and some of the electronic equipment needs boosting and uh, we have a good prog and everything, you know? I just wanted to find out if we could get any awr . . . nng . . . gnn . . . Do you have a and a paper? Uh huh . . . thanks . . .
Francesca:
Don: GNG! MMnnnngrgGGL! Sorry, would you mind not that word? It's a . . .
Francesca: Who about royalties?
Grrah!
Francesca: Look, I've seen everybody around, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Arthur Brown, and his fire and his head . . . Oh, man, I've got so hot as long, I've ever got so hot until I started to, to use the chicken head to measure it with it.

Guy From Alabama: We must say it in language, man, I can't understand.
Another "Guy From Alabama": Playing that of music and eating meat, you'll never . . .
I say . . . I say . . .
Guy Alabama: (unintelligible shouting)
Aynsley: I say, old boy, you speak
Guy From Alabama: Hey man, you got any peas or or anything like that?

Don: You have to admit is different.
Oh I hate . . . that's a drum, that's gotta be a drum.
Don: I . . . I know what it's like, to me the idea of being commercial is doing something different.
Bet that one's a heavy one . . .
Carl: The way feed . . .
Don: You Something people can . . . can . . .
WAH!
Don: not the same old thing.
Hey, but that, that isn't a . . .
Meredith: to practise . . .
No!
WAH!
NO!
Motorhead: out!
Oh . . .
Don: it, Ray . . .
Chicken's in the . . .
Don: Now, use the chicken to it.
Motorhead: in the . . .
Aynsley: Biff, man, how does that fit into the part, . . . heavy like that . . .
Meredith: And is after into that my part there?
Don: is the music.
Meredith: where?
This, the whole thing is the music.
Meredith: Ah, but how does that one fit all . . .
But there's no head, man.
Meredith: But how does fit into all that?
Oh yeah, there's . . .
Ray: Are you a chicken to measure it?
What's the concept of this?
Motorhead: There's no way we can it.
Meredith: What's the of this number?
Look, look . . .
Motorhead: Not by tonight, man! It be done.
Aynsley: Let me . . . anyway, man, I'm going out tonight, you know, I've got a few to meet.
Motorhead: I'm going to the Fudge.
Don: You guys, if you make a hit single and I mean, a hit single.
Aynsley: Yeah, but all I'm is as long as you pay us well, I just don't wanna know.
Well, you'll get royalties.
Motorhead: You gotta get royalties, man!
Royalties?
Don: Listen, you . . .
A monster!
Phyllis: I'm wet . . . . . .
Meredith: This is turning too confusing, I just understand what all this is about, it's so confusing!
My monster!
WARrrGH!
Phyllis: My monster! I'm ready! I got the pants, I got the shirt, I got the with the little yellow holes!

Phyllis: I get enough of that stuff, mmm!
FZ: "We're coming to the of a new era, at the motel."
Phyllis: at this over there, look . . . mmm mm . . .
Don: We're coming to the beginning of a new era at the motel, we have been secretly . . .
Phyllis: still, still the best.
Don: . . .on a new composition in the back . . .
Phyllis: I love he always did that . . .
Don: . . . in our chambers.
Then changed into . . . I remember that . . .
Don: everything is secret.
Phyllis: For twelve years he's still on the same song, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Don: We're trying to get the karma change for the whole world.
Phyllis: Still kinda get that "The Bun" thing. I stop this, it's not good anymore.
Don: You see, like this karma thing, it's really what's causing all the problems.
Phyllis: Because after all got kids now.
Don: So we to get a composition.
Phyllis: And we can't, he do this anymore, it's another whole life.
Don: And, I'm that it's going to be a hit single.
Phyllis: But, I can't help it, I he's irresistible. The guy is irresistible.
Don: Because everyone is going out and our new hit single, for this group that uh . . .
Phyllis: Look at that face, over . . .
FZ: "You remember our single 'The Bun'?"
Yeah, you rem--
Phyllis: at that, right that, right there . . . mmm . . .
Our other single, "The Bun"? See, this, this was our last composition . . .
Phyllis: Oh, God! Oh, I remember that too . . . . . .
Don: And uh, it was hard to play because uh . . .
Phyllis: Look at this, when he did that at the . . .
Don: Some of the members of the couldn't read music, you see?
Phyllis: No . . . it's better, tell you something . . .
But we got it all straightened out.
Phyllis: I know, I have to think about this, 'cause I gotta tell him. Ah! I'll go back! I can't be bother 'cause my mind it's too, it's too crazy, it's going, it's driving me nuts already, I have to think about work, I have to think about him, I have to think about . . .
Stumuk: Maybe I oughta face it, after twelve years "The Bun" just isn't a hit. Maybe I'm approaching it wrong. Look at him, a musician, a natural musician. This Motorcity was a serious little boy. Liked to pull down the shades before helping her the dishes.
Massimo: And why it didn't sell. Look at this . . .
Phyllis: Oh, look at that! I remember --let me stop that and see how the fume was coming out of his mouth, and the way the lips, the lips, so and the hamburger . . .
Try to do something like that.
Stumuk: that?
Massimo: figlio di puttana.
FZ: on television set.
E non cagarmi il cazzo.
Stumuk: A non catzo.
Massimo: 'Cause I have a big of minchia!
Stumuk: A big of minchia!
Phyllis: It's great you're learning Italian, I love . . . That's what I want! More, a culture, it's enough already with "The Bun"!
I had, I had to change it. It wasn't right.
Massimo: fucking things didn't work, I don't know why. Maybe, can you see all these little points, white points, on these fucking things? You have to know that . . .
Can you see?
Massimo: . . . all stuff . . .
Stumuk: Everybody's using the to measure it with nowadays, even my kids!
Massimo: . . . from my nose, and maybe people didn't like it.
Stumuk: No the sock . . .
And I just don't know why . . .
Stumuk: But "The Bun," the of "The Bun." It has seeds. It's different.
Massimo: I can't imagine why they didn't like these balls that come from my nose, you know? This way, tshh! And I spent a lot of years of my life to do something like that, these fucking things, and it didn't work. What can I say?

Guy From Alabama: Far fucking out! Far out!

Hee hee hee hee!
Ah! I can dig it!

Guy From Alabama: DONG! DONG! I mean dong, what your minchia is!
Aynsley: which?
Guy Alabama: A minchia!
Aynsley: You mean dick?
Guy Alabama: You put your minchia in the stinky-a.

Massimo: And you know why? 'Cause I have a big bunch of dick! Tengo una minchia tanta! And this part of the lesson, I'm sorry, but you can't learn, 'cause Nature didn't make you Italian.