Luyện nghe bài hát Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part 1

FZ: We're shooting the uh, sequence for Uncle Meat right now, which is the name of the Mothers of Invention movie that we've been working on for about three years . . . without too much success.
Don: Boy, we really need a hit single . . . Just think, I mean, the way the world's going today . . . with all the problems in it . . . I think I can actually change the world, because it's the young people that really need to be changed, and, and you can really do that through music and everything . . . This was our last hit single . . . it was really a bummer, they wouldn't even play it on the radio . . . Oh, well, gotta come up with better than that . . .

Don: Good evening, this is Debris.
You know . . . it's too much, I know.
Don: Coming to you the motel.
Phyllis: at that monster.
Don: . . .
FZ: Ha ha ha ha!
Phyllis: What are they laughing He looks so beautiful when they laugh . . .
Don: That's what my psychiatrist to say . . .
Phyllis: Twelve years. It's the same story there with that song, I don't know what I'm doing, but look, look at the way he's changing . . . Oh, I remember that in the shower, the first time with the hamburger. Oh, that was good . . . But, I don't know, twelve years marriage, you get tired of the same thing. But I don't know, I can try it sometime. Oh, look there's Minnesota! He was a great guy, Minnesota Tishman . . .
Don: coming to the beginning of a new era
Phyllis: He was a guy . . .
Don: Don't you feel it
He was, he was okay in this time. He's washed up now, I heard about it though.

Ray: What is it you're doing, Mr.
Carl: I'm the chicken to measure it
Aynsley: . . .
Phyllis: You know what I to do? I used to watch him eat, and while he was eating I would ask him what he's doing.
Haskell Wexler: What the hell are we doing in this
FZ: I'm going to . . . While you stand there and take pictures of that, I'm gonna tell you the, the plot of the movie. Alright. Basically what we're going to do, today, is spend some time around the house while you meet the people that you're going to be photographing for the rest of the week . . . and we some of the absurdities . . .
Haskell Absurdities?
FZ: Yes, we're just dealing with the . . . the absurdities of the movie in the first place and especially about the Mothers of Invention . . .

Guy From Alabama: You have a circle-jerk?
The who?
Guy From Circle-jerk.
Aynsley: A circle What's that?
Guy Alabama: That's where you get everybody around and bet yer meat and see who can get it the fastest.
Aynsley:
Guy From Yeah, and whoever wins gets nineteen kegs
Nineteen who?
Guy From Alabama: Kegs, you . . .
Aynsley: Cakes of
Gee Jimmy, that's cool!
Cakes. Cheers. Yeah, anyway.
FZ: What could that possibly mean . . . hmmm, I wonder what happens if you go like . . .

Ray: What is it that you're doing with
Carl: I'm the . . .
FZ: You know I used to do? I used to watch him eat. And while he was eating, I would talk to him while he was eating, and I would ask him what he's doing. And he would say, "I'm using the chicken to measure it."
Ok . . .
Don: Can I your comb?
You know what I used to do?
Ray: What are you doing that?
I used to watch him eat.
Carl: I'm using the chicken to it.
Phyllis: You know, you know I used to do? I used to watch him eat. And while he was eating, I would ask him, "What are you doing?"
FZ: Do it again.
Ray: Why is he using a chicken to it?
Phyllis: And he say, "I'm using the chicken to measure it." What did he mean by that?
Ray: . . . using the chicken to measure it
Phyllis: this day I don't know what he's talking about . . .
FZ: Do it again.
Phyllis: That Tishman. Minnesota Tishman . . . What a guy . . .

Guy From Alabama: inches or less?
Aynsley: Uh . . . inches.
Guy From Eight inches? Well, I'll get your kind of women, there, man.
You can? Yes, it's cool . . .
Guy From Alabama: Oh, they got whores there you wouldn't believe!
Gee Jimmy, that's cool!
Guy From You can just . . . fall right in.
But do they play pool?

Phyllis: What a guy, a sense of humour . . . The way he used to . . . let me get back to that.
FZ: Look at the way he hands chicken . . .
Do you want another ball?
FZ: He had a way with chicken . . .
Phyllis: He . . . look at the way he that chicken, he had a way . . . look at the way he holds it, and fondles it, and he put it right near his privates . . .
But that's cool, still
Guy From Alabama: cool, yeah.
Aynsley: That's cool, yeah, I sort of the . . .
Guy From Alabama: I'm the chicken to measure it, though
Aynsley: You
Guy Alabama: Yeah.
Aynsley: Yeah, where's the . . . or the white dove?
Guy Alabama: I'm up to my knees in shit, man.
Really.
Guy From There's all kind of shit, now about . . . all smokin' shit . . .

Massimo: And now, we are going to translate: "This is my left hand." Repeat after me: "Questa e' la mia sinistra." And now: "This is my right hand." Repeat after me: "Questa e' la mia mano destra."
What is it you're doing?
Carl: I'm using the chicken to measure it. Have you ever used a to measure it?
Gee Jimmy, that's cool!
Guy Alabama: I fucked a chicken . . .

Don: We're coming to the beginning of a new era wherein the development of the inner self is the most important thing. We have to train ourselves. So that we can improvise on anything: a bird, a sock, a fuming beaker. This is, too can be music. Anything can be music.

FZ: Hello? Yeah, are you busy? Well I was wondering --this is Frank-- can you come, yeah, can you come over here and be in our uh, teen-age movie? Okay, well, I'll tell you what the is . . .
He's eating.
FZ: Ok, he's eating, you see . . . Don Preston . . . Well, it depends, mostly it's a hamburger, sometimes, well he doesn't wanna eat the hamburger, 'cause a vegetarian . . . Okay now, Phyllis is here . . . Phyllis . . .
Phyllis: Who's
FZ: No, no, no, Phyllis is the girl that's the, my assistant editor on the, on the film . . . Yeah, she used to be Tom Wilson's secretary . . . Ok . . . You Tom Wilson were gonna run for President?

Aynsley: You're Tom
Yeah.
Aynsley:
Then she came out here work on the Woodstock festival.
Ray: What are you doing that chicken?
Carl: And then uh, . . .
I was measuring the ball.
Carl: Then Frank hired her to on the Mothers movie.

Phyllis: Hi, I'm Phyllis Altenhaus, and I'm working with Frank Zappa on his film Uncle Meat, in Hollywood. I'm a little nervous doing this 'cause it's the first time I'd even been a star in a film. I originally started working for Frank as his assistant editor on the Uncle Meat, and one day we were sitting around watching the Festival Hall shots, the rushes, and I saw Don come on the screen --Don Preston plays the monster-- and I said, "Frank, look at Don! He's turning into a monster! I'm gonna vomit!"
FZ: When she sees him turning into a she has to vomit.
Phyllis: Frank said, "That's it, that's the opening of the line, that, that, I mean, that's the opening of the picture." I said, "Frank, I can't be in your picture, first of all, I have such a bad Brooklyn accent, I'm embarrased by the whole thing!" And he said, "Don't worry, you'll do it." So, you know, with Frank, he has a certain way about him, I mean he gets people to do these things.
Don: He just makes me sick when he into a monster.
Why? Why does he make you sick?
Don: Oh, can't you see it how, how . . . ugly it is that, being that monster? Oh, just, I can't stand it, I, I think I'm be sick, I have to vomit.

FZ: She just, she tells me she has to vomit, see. She's trying to make me believe it makes her sick when he turns into a monster.
Phyllis: There's something about that gets me so nauseous, I don't know what it is. Look at that, look at that.
FZ: Yeah, but not true. Well, you see, it gets her hot.
Phyllis: There's something so sexy about him. When he comes on that stage, I get so hot just looking at him drinking that, that smoke stuff, I don't know what it is. I don't even if he turns into a monster, I love it . . .
Oh dear!
Phyllis: Look at that, oh him with the cape, but he doesn't, he away. It's such a hot move and he, he's so terrific when he goes back to that gong, oh, that's so nice . . . Boy, I hope no one ever finds out I love it so much, that hot monster . . . oh, ooh . . .
Don: You're really good at those dials, baby. You're the most manipulating person I've seen.
Phyllis: I like to be called manipulating, that's for sure, but I like to think of myself as being hot.
FZ: She gets hot. And then she runs into the toilet, and she stands in front of the mirror and she makes faces to herself so she can turn into a monster. Isn't it cute? That's right, then, when she does that, and having a fantasy that she's turning into a monster, the monster comes out of the toilet from behind her.

Phyllis: Oh . . . a lower, please.
Don: How do you work all those controls in there? That's really . . .
Oh, it's nothing.
Don: All of buttons and switches . . .
Phyllis: It's nothing. Look, look going on there! Oh . . . oh, wow, this . . .
Don: I can't see how a girl could do all that.
Oh, now with the, the Women's Liberation Front we can do anything, you're kidding? Oh . . . oh! It's so good!
Don: This girl obviously has sort of demented problem in where she, she likes uh, monsters that drink foamy vile liquid and uh transform. It must be some uh, connection in her past, in her childhood of something. Maybe her father didn't demonstrate enough uh, affection for her. It's a . . .
Phyllis: Oh . . . been so long . . .
Don: Tell me, did father demonstrate any affection for you?
Phyllis: I've been watching you on the screen for four . . . Finally, my monster . . . Is it real? Is it really you? Oh that feels, oh, monster, can I have a bite off of your apple?
Don: Mm . . . I that uh . . .
Phyllis: It's so nice to be with a monster finally . . .
Don: It be uh, her mother and father probably told her that she's real ugly and awkward and dumb and everything . . .
It's a good apple, monster.
Don: And so she relates to that are ugly, dumb and awkward.
Phyllis: Let me take off hat so I can really see what's happening underneath there. Just what I thought, a monster head.
Don: You'll find this is quite in uh, today's society
Phyllis: It's like and Eve and the apple . . . Finally, here's my monster . . . after all this time . . .
That's why monster movies are so popular, you know?
Phyllis: I'd waited and . . .
Don: D'you know how many a movie costs to make?
Phyllis: And there he is, right here.
Don: movies really cost a lot of money.
Phyllis: with me, I can't believe it! Is it really you, monster?
Don: And our young society today goes to all these monster and they see them on television night after night.
It's so terrific to be with the monster.
Don: We're a new generation of monster lovers.
Phyllis: been waiting so long for the monster . . . Maybe this'll be the real thing.

Don: He's changing into a monster! You see this! God, I get so hot!
Aynsley: Would you like a quick vibrator? Now you've the whole thing
Have I? I'll take one down!
Aynsley: Oh, . . .
Carl: I thought you get the four balls.
No no . . .
Carl: It's to walk on three.
Don: I'm the chicken to measure it.
Carl:
Don: I'm using the chicken to it.
Charles.
Phyllis: Aynsley Dunbar, who's playing with Frank now, this real English popstar, very attractive guy, and he's like into a whole groupie thing whips and things, don't ask me, and Frank got this great idea, actually he gets this great idea for me, to have Aynsley in the Hollywood Ranch Market, which we just did last night, hit him with toilet brushes. It's, it's a little dumb but I went along with it, you know, what else are you gonna do? You're getting paid and uh, you do these things.

Phyllis: Cleanser . . . cleanser . . . . . . cleanser . . . cleanser . . .
Hello, there!
Phyllis: . . . cleanser . . .
Aynsley: Say, you do me a favour? Could you beat me with a toilet brush?
Phyllis: Beat you with a toilet
Aynsley: Shhh . . . might hear . . . yes, beat me with a toilet brush.
Phyllis: your name?
Ah, hello, my name is Aynsley Dunbar and I, I'm very interested in whips and canes, etc. I'm gonna fill, fill you in about uh, my background.
FZ: Are you absolutely about this? You really like whips and canes?
Oh yeah, yeah.
FZ: And you
Aynsley: I didn't have too chance to use 'em here, as yet, because it's, you know the screams and that, would most likely wake the kids up! No, actually I'm moving on though to toilet brushes and things, 'cause I think they'll be coming in this year . . . definitely.
Phyllis: You want me to you with the toilet brush?
Yes.
Phyllis: I like uh, I'm ready!

Phyllis: You know, I'll you something, I find myself saying, "I'm ready," you know, and like, I slap my face when I'm saying, "I'm ready," because it's like uh, in the house I'm saying, "I'm ready," you know? And . . . there has to be a limit.

Phyllis: That's a whip, I guessed right, you know I saw this handle sticking up here and I like, I, I guessed it on first, you know? Like I know . . .
FZ: Beat him you're talking.
Phyllis: You know like . . . I you something. I hope it's not getting your kidney or anything like that.
Aynsley: Oh look, keep, keep, just keep it high, keep it high.
Phyllis: You know what I mean? I got about those things, I got . . . you know I'm humane, Aquarius and all this . . .
Aynsley: That's . . . that's. . .
Venus is arising, you know, I'm humane.
Aynsley: Just it high. Oh, love it, yeah, right.
Uhm . . . well, let's see . . .
FZ: Ask him, "Does it get you hot?"
Phyllis: Is it you hot?
Aynsley: Oh, maybe it would do if I had another 'bout people.

Don: I know gets you hot. Hamburgers get you hot, 'cause I picked you up in the pool hall!
Phyllis: You don't know what gets me hot, you have the faintest idea what gets me hot!
Don: Sure! Hamburgers! at this . . .
Phyllis: I can't it . . .
Don: See
Phyllis: I can't it . . . oh, God, that hamburger!
But you don't know what gets me hot.
Phyllis: I'd bet I know what gets you hot. Sticks, sticks on body on a table get you hot.
Don: I'm getting hot! . . . When I was the potion . . . and that hat and that cape and everything . . . just incredible . . . I'd . . . wonder what it's like to, to change into a monster . . . it must be really great.
Phyllis: It's just so wonderful. Give me a bite of the apple there . . . Mmm, oh, my monster! Oh, that's so terr-- Oh! I love that, when a monster does that, mm . . . Well, I've just been thinking, monster, we can rides in the country in the Volkswagen . . . and, my monster, you're feeling me up, my monster.
FZ: It get you hot.
Phyllis: . . . it doesn't get me hot.
FZ: I saw you laying on the floor in the with him!
Phyllis: I, it wasn't me laying in the corner! That was, that me!
FZ: Ha ha . . . Who was it?
That was Sheba! It wasn't me!
FZ: Who is Ha ha!
Phyllis: Sheba is the one that's in love Don.

Don: And why, why do you monsters?
It's, it's not their looks, it's the intellectual thing that comes across, you know, you could tell that, I, looks aren't important to me, it's something about the intelligence. When you mix that potion, you know when I've seen you mix that potion, I don't know, it's the intellectual way I get hot.
Don: Yeah, but causes this?
Phyllis: You what I mean?
Don: I mean, . . .
It's, it's hotness.

Phyllis: It used to be very, it was really nice and quiet in this place, that's why I came here, because of the feeling like, like a place to get away from things, and now what's going on, it's like all noise and . . . I don't know, it doesn't . . . wherever you go nowadays it's the same thing, all these guys they're so disgusting, I stand it . . .
Don: Look, anybody . . . anybody sitting
No! Go right ahead, sit down!
Don: Thanks. Anybody this beer in here?
Phyllis: No, I don't know what the . . . he just left it there, I don't know what's going on . . .
My name is Biff Debris.
Phyllis: Oh, hi! Flieschman.
How d'you do?
Phyllis: So and uh, name is Biff Debris.
Yeah.
Phyllis: You know, funny thing, if we got married my name be Sheba DeBiff.
Don: My name is Biff Debris, not DeBiff.
Debris?
Yeah.
Phyllis: Biff Debris . . . well, I'll tell you something, I once knew whose name was Dubois. It, it sort of sounds like Debris, you know what I mean? Like, is that French, or what?
Don: Well, I'm part Mohawk and part Norwegian.
Phyllis: Excuse me. Is the hamburger ready
Don: sign are you?
Phyllis: Uh, I'm Aquarius Venus rising on my past.
Don:
Phyllis: Yeah. It's really good sign because the Aquarian age now, you know? And like, it's all coming together. You know what I mean by coming together?
Yeah.
Phyllis: I think since I came New York, you know, I'm really . . .
Are you from New York?
Phyllis: Yeah, you can't tell!
No . . .
Phyllis: I tell you something, so it really means that I'm losing my accent, you know, because the other day I was talking to someone and they couldn't guess either, well, I them, I said to them, "Where do you think I'm from?" And you know they said, they said, "New Jersey," you know, so, and New Jersey accent is really completely different, you know? Like, it depends so, if you come from Patterson, it's different from Trenton and Orange County, but you know, I say "Orange" like this, "Orange," 'cause that's in California they say, "Orange," you know?
Don: What's the, what's the matter uh, Debris?
Phyllis: one thing I stayed away from.
Alright, you're free . . .
Phyllis: I that you can really be high on your own intellectual stratification.
Hamburgers.
Phyllis: say hamburgers, it gets me so hot . . .
Don: But you know what gets me hot, you see . . .
I know what gets you hot!
No, no . . .
Phyllis: I saw it in the hall
Don: You saw
Yeah!
Don: isn't what does it, you see. It really isn't.
Phyllis: Well, well, is it? You know, like if it's not that, then what is it?
Well . . .
Phyllis: Well, be embarrassed! You can tell me, you know? Like I'm . . .
Showers.
Phyllis:
Showers.
Phyllis: Well, okay, you know, I can go see that, I can see, I can showers.
Don: Not, not showers.
Phyllis: What you not nude showers?
Don: It's be a special shower, you know.
Phyllis: What kind of
Don: these special clothes on it.
Phyllis: You mean, you wear when you . . . ?
Don: These clothes! are the clothes . . .
Phyllis: These are the that you . . . ?
Don: here . . .
Phyllis: are clothes in there for me for the shower?

Phyllis: Say he devised this plan, this is how this clothes and the shower thing all came by, because I was too embarrassed to stand in the shower. First roll, you know, I'm not gonna be standing naked but, the whole thing's taking out, so I figured, "Okay, wear dungarees and a shirt." And, and anyway to tell you the truth I think it's sexier because, you see like just a little outline . . . tiny little bit, you know, like, poinnnng!

Phyllis: I don't it, but it's like . . .
Don: I . . .
Phyllis: It's your trip, man! You know? Like, it's with me, you know? I don't care.
Don: And this children's belt with the little in it. Look at those pants!
Phyllis: Ooh, but what has this . . . do the holes! I mean, you know, like I hope they fit up.
Don: be good . . .
Phyllis: You know, like, okay, try, I don't care, I'll try anything!

FZ: Hi, Phyllis, why don't you want to your clothes off with the monster?
Because I'm embarrassed to.
FZ: What's to be embarrassed about?
Phyllis: Well, I've never that before, and I don't wanna do it now!
FZ: But why you wanna do it?
I'd rather not. There's no reason, I'd just rather not.
FZ: But the matter? You got an ugly body?
Phyllis: No, I have a body. I just don't wanna do it.
FZ: But why don't you wanna do it if got a great body? Don't you wanna share it with the world?
Phyllis: No, I don't wanna share it the world.

Phyllis: So I did it, and it was, I you, I was getting hot, see my shirt?

Phyllis: I'm ready! I got the shirt, I got the pants, and I got the belt with that little holes, you know? And I'm hot!
Don: And I got the bun and the and the relish and the orange and I've got my clothes off and I'm hot!
Phyllis: Oh, on!
Don: You know how many times we . . . ? I go to Mr. Pocket three times a week, trying to find somebody that'll wear these clothes in the shower.
Phyllis: How do look on me?
Oh . . .
Phyllis: You it?
Don: great, you know. I had those clothes in the refrigerator for about two months now.
Phyllis: Where is the hamburger? give me a bite, mmh . . . it's so great, you don't meet guys . . .
Don: Oh, it's . . .
Phyllis: You don't meet guys who get you off with hamburgers, I'm saying I'm really that mmmm . . .
Oh, the two of us really make a great couple!
Phyllis: I know, me my clean clothes and the hamburger and everything like that, well, you know, we can go places.
Yeah.
Phyllis: You want me to wash your hair? While you, just hold the first, you know, while I wash your hair . . .
Do you want me to wash it to you?
Phyllis: Well, I don't know, I wasn't planning on it, alright, you can wash my back . . . mm, so nice the shower . . .
Don: I bear it.
Especially, especially, especially if you . . .
Don: Some are really weird.
Phyllis: Pull it on my back, just a bit, it won't, it won't hurt, just a little bit over there, this side, it's terrific, with the hamburger.

Phyllis: Hamburger meat . . . . . . Oh . . .
FZ: Wouldn't that be better if you had your clothes off then you can uh, him on your arms?
Phyllis: No, I . . . need my clothes off, I can get the gratification that I want just like this.

Phyllis: Oh, doesn't that feel good, oh, it's so great. I'm so that I met you today . . .
Don: . . .
And this hamburger . . .
Don: Do you if I rub some of this in your hair?
Phyllis: Oh I don't mind, let me just out that little thing here, mmm . . .
Oh, boy . . .
Phyllis: A little bit, wait, it's, but I don't know, do you have cream rinse here? . . . this I won't be able to . . .
Cream rinse?
Phyllis: Yeah . . . I . . .
Eugh!
Phyllis: I be, let me see how it feels with the soap.
FZ: Whi-whi-which parts get you the hottest that can be rushed the hamburger?
Phyllis: Well I uh . . . what part!
Oh, I love this with hamburgers under the clothes.

Don: getting hot, come on.
Phyllis: Oh, am I hot, over hamburger! Oh, I think of my uh . . .
Don: For a hundred dollars getting hot.
Phyllis: Oh, am I hot! I'm so hot! Hhh . . . I'm so hot this hamburger, oh . . .
FZ: Get hot!
I'm so hot!
FZ: Under, . . . Ha ha ha ha!
Undulate.
FZ: Look!
Don: You . . . getting better.
Phyllis: Where's the hamburger? . . . those . . .
FZ: Hamburgers with are good.
Phyllis: Ha-a . . . let me take a little bite, mmm . . . delicious! Let me put it in here so I don't loose it. I don't wanna in I wanna little piece after, could you do my back?
Oh yeah . . .
Phyllis: Underneath the shirt, be bashful, I, oh, I know it makes you hot, like if you keep . . .
Don: Yeah, I the shirt better. I'll wash the shirt.
Phyllis: Oh, let me a little bit of the hamburger
FZ: Ha ha!
You know, the last guy that I was with he just had Ground Choc, you know what Ground Choc tastes like in the shower, man . . .
FZ: Ha ha ha ha!
Oh . . .
Phyllis: This is odd meat, where did you get
FZ: Ha ha ha!
Phyllis: like the health food stuff, are you a health food person? You know, like . . .
Don: No, I am Meat!
You are Uncle Meat?

Phyllis: And you're the main man with the burgers . . .
FZ: "And the my trip."
Phyllis: And the burger's my trip and is such a groove, I wanna my appreciation and I wanna clean your bathroom . . . the cleanser . . .
FZ: "I am to the Hollywood Ranch . . . "
Phyllis: I'm to the Hollywood Ranch Market and I'm gonna buy the cleanser.
Don: And you have worn the clothes . . .
Cleanser . . .
Don: got me hot, the shirt . . .
Phyllis: . . .
Don: The pants and the brown belt, children's belt with the holes in it . . .
Phyllis: . . .
Don: I . . .
Cleanser . . .
Don: Accept your offer to go to the Hollywood Market . . .
Phyllis: . . .
Don: And get the cleanser and my bathroom.

Janet: He's from that group Cleanser. He pretty kinky. Too bad we didn't have our garters on.
Janet & EEEEEEEUH!
Janet: Oh, what do you from work in this joint.
Ooh Janet, he has a vibrator! Now, ooh . . . Eeeuhh! Ha ha ha! Ah . . . ah . . . aaaaaaAAAAH! Ooh wha . . . ooh! Hhh . . . aaahhh . . .

Don: We're coming to the beginning of a new era at the motel, where we have been working secretly on a new composition in the back room, in our secret chambers. everything is secret. We're trying to get the secret karma change for the whole world, you see, like this whole karma thing, it's really what's causing all the problems, so we have to get a composition and, I'm sure that it's going to be a hit single, because everyone is going out and buying our new hit single, for this group that uh . . .
FZ: "You remember our single 'The Bun'?"
Don: Yeah, you our other single, "The Bun"? See, this, this was our last composition . . .
Plugging it in . . .
Don: And uh, it was pretty hard to play because uh, of the members of the group couldn't read music, you see? But we got it all straightened out and, some of them quit and everything but . . .
Aynsley?: A few holes in the . . .
Don: Uh, with our new arrangement we really hope to do big things, you know? Like we hope to change every single person's karma and that in turn will change and upgrade all the ecology problems, all the polution and all the air and everything, you know? And this right here is the composition I was speaking of and uh, this is the guitar part, this is the vocal, this is the bass part, and this little section over here could be for the dancer, but she keeps quitting all the time so we don't really know uh, if she's gonna be in it which she is now or just take it out like that. Now, it's very difficult to compose this type of thing, because like, the slightest that you can make of one single article could define whether it's underground or real commercial, see? If we put the sock over here it's more commercial than if it were over here, then it's real underground, you understand? So we take you now to the motel, where the group is deep in . . . just deep.

Motorhead: . . . straightest member is the writer, you know I . . .
Don: Hey, listen you guys, I would like . . .
These guys can work together.
Don: Talk the arrangement here
Aynsley: How that new drum solo you just worked out?
Don: got a new composition.
Meredith: It's rhythmic,
Now that's beautiful.
Don: Listen . . . Silence, fools! . . . SILENCE, FOOLS! Don't you in progress?
I'm using the chicken to measure it.
FZ?: that progress and stick it under a rock!
Carl: I'm using the chicken to measure it . . . I'm using the chicken to measure it . . . I'm using the chicken to measure it . . . I'm using the chicken to measure it . . . I'm using the chicken to measure it . . . I'm using the to measure it . . . I'm using the chicken to measure it.
FZ: What are you with the chicken?
Carl: I'm using the chicken to it.
FZ: What are you with the chicken?
Carl: I'm using the chicken to it.
Motorhead: Outta site! That's site!
That's beautiful!
FZ: What are you with the chicken?
I'm using . . .
Don: what we need for our new song.
Meredith: That was a composition!
We got it!
Aynsley: Can you one like that then?
Don: I did! . . .
Ray?: You I mean . . .
Don: At last night, . . .
Ray: when he starts in with the guitar . . . ?
Now look . . .
Ray: Then he comes in his guitar solo?
Don: You guys, do you see this over
Ray: Why does he have
Don: Can you see this over here? This is the new that we're going to make a hit single with.
Aynsley: it called, "Junk Shuffle"?
No . . .
"Junkyard."
Aynsley: What's it
I'm using the chicken to measure it.
FZ: It's called "We're the chicken to measure it."
Carl: I'm the chicken to measure it.
Don: Right, "We're using the to measure it." Well, I couldn't get a chicken, I, all I got was . . .
Motorhead: would be the title. Ray's got a chicken.
Yeah!
Motorhead: You can use Ray's chicken to it.
But uh . . .
FZ: No, no, that's part of the concept, you're the chicken to measure the pitch in?
It's what I choose.
Don: Oh, I see, yeah, are we using the chicken to it?
Motorhead: Or
Don: I'll you, this is . . .
How about a sock?
Motorhead: I it was cooler.
Don: This is the guitar part, here.
Motorhead: let me see . . .
Pull her.
Motorhead: It's that I play? That's my part.
Don: your part.
Motorhead: Oh, A . . .
And this is a new concept.
Motorhead: I learn that by tomorrow, man, there's no way.
Tonight.
Motorhead: I can't it tonight!
Listen, I got the time booked.
Motorhead: I even . . .
Aynsley: OW!
At the Hollywodd Ranch Market tonight, man!
Meredith: pretty heavy, man.
But tonight?!
Meredith: That's heavy . . .
My strings are flat, my pickups are shot, do Herbie wouldn't give us an advance so I can buy some new strings and an amp?
Don: Listen, I'll take of everything.

Don: You see, Countess, the problem is uh, it's very hard to talk about but, the guys need equipment, you know like he batteries and uh, and, and uh, needs strings for his guitar, you know? And, and some of the electronic equipment needs boosting and uh, we have a good prog and everything, you know? I just wanted to find out if we could get any awr . . . nng . . . gnn . . . Do you have a pencil and a paper? Uh huh . . . thanks . . .
Francesca:
GNG! MMnnnngrgGGL! Sorry, would you mind not using that word? It's a . . .
Francesca: Who cares royalties?
Grrah!
Francesca: Look, I've seen everybody around, The Beatles, The Stones, Arthur Brown, and his fire and his head . . . Oh, man, I've never got so hot as long, I've ever got so hot until I started to, to use the chicken head to measure it with it.

Guy From Alabama: We must say it in language, man, I can't understand.
Another "Guy From Alabama": Playing that kind of music and meat, you'll never . . .
I say . . . I say . . .
Guy From (unintelligible shouting)
Aynsley: I say, old boy, you speak
Guy From Alabama: Hey man, you got any peas or beans or anything like

Don: You have to this is different.
Motorhead: Oh I . . . that's a drum, that's gotta be a drum.
Don: I . . . I know what it's like, to me the idea of being commercial is doing something different.
Bet that one's a heavy one . . .
Carl: The way feed . . .
Don: You know? people can . . . can . . .
WAH!
Don: not the same old thing.
Hey, but that, that isn't a . . .
Meredith: Have to . . .
No!
WAH!
NO!
Motorhead: out!
Oh . . .
Don: it, Ray . . .
Motorhead: in the . . .
Don: Now, use the chicken to it.
Motorhead: in the . . .
Aynsley: Biff, man, how does that fit into the part, though . . . like that . . .
Meredith: And is after into that my part there?
This is the music.
Meredith: where?
Don: This, the thing is the music.
Meredith: Ah, but how does that one fit all . . .
But there's no head, man.
Meredith: But how that fit into all that?
Oh yeah, there's . . .
Ray: Are you using a chicken to it?
Meredith: What's the concept of
Motorhead: no way we can play it.
Meredith: What's the of this number?
Don: Look, . . .
Not by tonight, man! It can't be done.
Aynsley: Let me . . . anyway, man, I'm going out tonight, you know, I've got a few to meet.
Motorhead: I'm to hear the Fudge.
Don: You guys, if you wanna a hit single and I mean, a hit single.
Yeah, but all I'm saying is as long as you pay us well, I just don't wanna know.
Don: Well, get royalties.
Motorhead: You get some royalties, man!
Royalties?
Don: Listen, you . . .
A monster!
Phyllis: I'm wet . . . . . .
Meredith: This is turning too confusing, I just understand what all this is about, it's so confusing!
My monster!
WARrrGH!
Phyllis: My monster! I'm ready! I got the pants, I got the shirt, I got the with the little yellow holes!

Phyllis: I can't get of that stuff, mmm!
FZ: "We're to the beginning of a new era, at the motel."
Phyllis: Look at this over there, . . . mmm mm . . .
Don: We're coming to the beginning of a new era at the motel, we have working secretly . . .
Phyllis: Obviusly still, the best.
Don: . . .on a new in the back room . . .
Phyllis: I love he always did that . . .
. . . in our secret chambers.
Phyllis: Then changed into . . . I remember . . .
'Cause everything is secret.
Phyllis: For twelve years he's still working on the same song, I don't know what I'm do.
Don: We're trying to get the secret change for the whole world.
Phyllis: Still kinda get that "The Bun" thing. I gotta this, it's not good anymore.
You see, like this whole karma thing, it's really what's causing all the problems.
Phyllis: after all we've got kids now.
So we have to get a composition.
Phyllis: And we can't, he can't do anymore, it's another whole life.
Don: And, I'm that it's going to be a hit single.
Phyllis: But, I can't it, I mean he's irresistible. The guy is irresistible.
Don: Because everyone is going out and buying our new hit single, for this group uh . . .
Phyllis: Look at that face, over . . .
FZ: "You remember our other single Bun'?"
Yeah, you rem--
Phyllis: Look at that, right that, there . . . mmm . . .
Don: Our other single, "The Bun"? See, this, this was our composition . . .
Phyllis: Oh, God! Oh, I remember too . . . yeah . . .
Don: And uh, it was pretty hard to because uh . . .
Look at this, when he did that at the fare . . .
Don: Some of the members of the group couldn't music, you see?
Phyllis: No . . . it's better, tell you something . . .
But we got it all straightened out.
Phyllis: I don't know, I have to think about this, 'cause I gotta tell him. Ah! I'll go back! I can't be bother 'cause my mind it's too, it's too crazy, it's going, it's driving me nuts already, I have to think about work, I have to think about him, I have to think . . .
Stumuk: Maybe I oughta face it, after twelve years "The Bun" just isn't a hit. I'm approaching it wrong. Look at him, a musician, a natural musician. This Motorcity was a serious little boy. Liked to pull down the shades before helping her with the dishes.
Massimo: And that's why it didn't sell. at this . . .
Phyllis: Oh, look at that! I remember --let me stop and see how the fume was coming out of his mouth, and the way the lips, the lips, so beautiful and the hamburger . . .
Try to do something like that.
Stumuk: Like
Maledetto figlio di puttana.
FZ: He's on set.
E non cagarmi il cazzo.
Stumuk: A non catzo.
'Cause I have a big bunch of minchia!
Stumuk: A big of minchia!
Phyllis: It's great you're Italian, I love . . . That's what I want! More, a little culture, it's enough already with "The Bun"!
Stumuk: I had, I had to it. It wasn't right.
Massimo: These fucking things didn't work, I don't know why. Maybe, can you see all these little points, white points, on these things? You have to know that . . .
Can you see?
Massimo: . . . all stuff . . .
Stumuk: Everybody's the chicken to measure it with nowadays, even my kids!
Massimo: . . . from my nose, and maybe people didn't like it.
Stumuk: No the sock . . .
Massimo: And I just know why . . .
Stumuk: But "The Bun," the of "The Bun." It has seeds. It's different.
Massimo: I just can't imagine why they didn't like these balls that come from my nose, you know? This way, tshh! And I spent a lot of years of my life to do something like that, fucking things, and it didn't work. What can I say?

Guy From Alabama: Far fucking out! Far out!

Hee hee hee hee!
Ah! I can dig it!

Guy Alabama: DONG! DONG! I mean dong, that's what your minchia is!
Aynsley: Your
Guy From A minchia!
Aynsley: You mean dick?
Guy Alabama: You put your minchia in the stinky-a.

Massimo: And you know why? 'Cause I a big bunch of dick! Tengo una minchia tanta! And this part of the lesson, I'm sorry, but you can't learn, 'cause Mother Nature didn't make you Italian.