Luyện nghe bài hát Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part 1

FZ: We're shooting the uh, title sequence for Uncle Meat right now, which is the name of the Mothers of Invention movie that we've been working on for about years . . . without too much success.
Don: Boy, we really need a hit single . . . Just think, I mean, the way the world's going today . . . with all the problems in it . . . I think I can actually change the world, because it's the young people that really need to be changed, and, and you can really do that through music and everything . . . This was our hit single . . . it was really a bummer, they wouldn't even play it on the radio . . . Oh, well, gotta come up with something better than that . . .

Don: evening, this is Biff Debris.
Phyllis: You know . . . too much, I know.
Don: to you from the motel.
Phyllis: at that monster.
Don: . . .
FZ: Ha ha ha ha!
Phyllis: are they laughing about? He looks so beautiful when they laugh . . .
Don: That's what my used to say . . .
Phyllis: Twelve years. the same story there with that song, I don't know what I'm doing, but look, look at the way he's changing . . . Oh, I remember that in the shower, the first time with the hamburger. Oh, that was good . . . But, I don't know, twelve years marriage, you get tired of the same thing. But I don't know, I can try it again sometime. Oh, look there's Minnesota! He was a great guy, Minnesota Tishman . . .
Don: We're coming to the of a new era
Phyllis: He was a guy . . .
Don: you feel it coming?
Phyllis: He was, he was okay in this time. He's up now, I heard about it though.

Ray: What is it doing, Mr. Tishman?
Carl: I'm using the to measure it
Aynsley: . . .
Phyllis: You what I used to do? I used to watch him eat, and while he was eating I would ask him what he's doing.
Haskell Wexler: the hell are we doing in this bathroom?
FZ: I'm going to . . . While you stand there and take pictures of that, I'm gonna tell you the, the plot of the movie. Alright. Basically what we're going to do, today, is spend some time around the house while you meet the people that going to be photographing for the rest of the week . . . and we discuss some of the absurdities . . .
Haskell Wexler:
FZ: Yes, we're just dealing with the . . . the absurdities of making the movie in the first place and especially about the of Invention . . .

Guy From Alabama: You wanna a circle-jerk?
The who?
Guy Alabama: Circle-jerk.
A circle jerk? What's that?
Guy Alabama: That's where you get everybody around and bet yer meat and see who can get it the fastest.
Yeah?
Guy From Alabama: Yeah, and whoever wins gets nineteen
Aynsley: who?
Guy Alabama: Kegs, you know . . .
Aynsley: of what?
Meredith: Gee Jimmy, cool!
Cakes. Cheers. Yeah, anyway.
FZ: What could that mean . . . hmmm, I wonder what happens if you go like this . . .

Ray: What is it you're doing with this?
Carl: I'm the . . .
FZ: You know what I used to do? I used to watch him eat. And while he was eating, I would talk to him while he was eating, and I would ask him what he's doing. And he would say, "I'm the chicken to measure it."
Ok . . .
Don: Can I borrow your
Phyllis: You know what I to do?
What are you doing with that?
Phyllis: I to watch him eat.
Carl: I'm the chicken to measure it.
Phyllis: You know, you know what I used to do? I used to watch him eat. And he was eating, I would ask him, "What are you doing?"
FZ: Do it again.
Why is he using a chicken to measure it?
Phyllis: And he would say, "I'm using the chicken to measure it." What did he mean by
Ray: . . . he's using the chicken to it
Phyllis: Till this day I don't know what he's about . . .
FZ: Do it again.
Phyllis: That Tishman. That Minnesota . . . What a guy . . .

Guy From Alabama: Eight or less?
Uh . . . eight inches.
Guy From Alabama: Eight inches? Well, get your kind of women, there, man.
Aynsley: You can? Yes, cool . . .
Guy From Alabama: Oh, they got some whores you wouldn't believe!
Meredith: Gee Jimmy, cool!
Guy From You can just . . . fall right in.
Aynsley: But do they pool?

Phyllis: a guy, what a sense of humour . . . The way he used to . . . let me get back to that.
FZ: Look at the way he that chicken . . .
Do you want another ball?
FZ: He had a way that chicken . . .
Phyllis: He . . . look at the way he handles that chicken, he had a way . . . look at the way he holds it, and fondles it, and he put it right near his . . .
Aynsley: But cool, still
Guy From Alabama: cool, yeah.
Aynsley: That's cool, yeah, I sort of the . . .
Guy From Alabama: I'm using the chicken to measure it,
You were?
Guy Alabama: Yeah.
Aynsley: Yeah, where's the shit . . . or the dove?
Guy From I'm up to my knees in shit, man.
Really.
Guy From Alabama: There's all kind of shit, now . . . all smokin' shit . . .

Massimo: And now, we are going to translate: "This is my left hand." Repeat after me: "Questa e' la mia mano sinistra." And "This is my right hand." Repeat after me: "Questa e' la mia mano destra."
Ray: What is it doing?
Carl: I'm using the chicken to measure it. Have you ever a chicken to measure it?
Gee Jimmy, that's cool!
Guy From I fucked a chicken . . .

Don: We're coming to the beginning of a new era wherein the development of the inner self is the most important thing. We to train ourselves. So that we can improvise on anything: a bird, a sock, a fuming beaker. This is, this too can be music. Anything can be music.

FZ: Hello? Yeah, are you busy? I was wondering --this is Frank-- can you come, yeah, can you come over here and be in our uh, teen-age movie? Okay, well, I'll tell you what the action is . . .
Phyllis: eating.
FZ: Ok, he's eating, you see . . . Don Preston . . . Well, it depends, mostly it's a hamburger, sometimes, well he doesn't eat the hamburger, 'cause he's a vegetarian . . . Okay now, Phyllis is here . . . Phyllis . . .
Who's Phyllis?
FZ: No, no, no, Phyllis is the girl that's the, my assistant editor on the, on the film . . . Yeah, she to be Tom Wilson's secretary . . . Ok . . . You remember Tom Wilson were gonna run for President?

Aynsley: You're Tom
Yeah.
Aynsley:
Carl: Then she came out work on the Woodstock festival.
Ray: What are you doing with that
Carl: And then uh, . . .
I was measuring the ball.
Carl: Then Frank hired her to on the Mothers movie.

Phyllis: Hi, I'm Phyllis Altenhaus, and I'm working with Frank Zappa on his film Uncle Meat, in Hollywood. I'm a little nervous doing this 'cause it's the first time I'd even been a star in a film. I originally started working for Frank as his assistant editor on the film Uncle Meat, and one day we were around watching the Festival Hall shots, the rushes, and I saw Don come on the screen --Don Preston plays the monster-- and I said, "Frank, look at Don! He's turning into a monster! I'm gonna vomit!"
FZ: she sees him turning into a monster she has to vomit.
Phyllis: Frank said, "That's it, that's the opening of the line, that, that, I mean, that's the opening of the picture." I said, "Frank, I can't be in your picture, first of all, I have such a bad Brooklyn accent, I'm embarrased by the whole thing!" And he said, "Don't worry, you'll do it." So, you know, with Frank, he has a certain way about him, I mean he just people to do these things.
Don: He just makes me sick when he changes a monster.
Phyllis: Why? Why does he you sick?
Don: Oh, can't you see it how, how . . . ugly it is that, being that monster? Oh, just, I can't stand it, I, I think I'm gonna be sick, I to vomit.

FZ: She just, she tells me she has to vomit, see. trying to make me believe that it makes her sick when he turns into a monster.
Phyllis: There's something about that gets me so nauseous, I don't know what it is. Look at that, look at that.
FZ: Yeah, but it's not true. Well, you see, it her hot.
Phyllis: There's something so sexy about him. When he on that stage, I get so hot just looking at him drinking that, that smoke stuff, I don't know what it is. I don't even care if he turns into a monster, I love it . . .
Oh dear!
Phyllis: Look at that, oh him with the cape, but he doesn't, he walks away. It's such a hot move and he, he's so terrific when he goes back to that gong, oh, that's so nice . . . Boy, I no one ever finds out I love it so much, that hot monster . . . oh, ooh . . .
You're really good at those dials, baby. You're the most manipulating person I've ever seen.
Phyllis: I don't like to be called manipulating, that's for sure, but I to think of myself as being hot.
FZ: She gets hot. And then she runs into the toilet, and she stands in front of the mirror and she makes faces to herself so she can turn into a monster. Isn't it cute? That's right, then, when she does that, and having a fantasy that she's turning into a monster, the monster comes out of the toilet from behind her.

Phyllis: Oh . . . a lower, please.
Don: How do you all those controls in there? That's really fantastic . . .
Oh, it's nothing.
Don: All of those buttons and . . .
Phyllis: It's nothing. Look, look going on there! Oh . . . oh, wow, this . . .
Don: I just see how a girl could do all that.
Oh, now with the, the Women's Liberation Front we can do anything, you're kidding? Oh . . . oh! It's so good!
Don: This girl obviously has some sort of demented problem in where she, she likes uh, that drink foamy vile liquid and uh transform. It must be some uh, connection in her past, in her childhood of something. Maybe her father didn't demonstrate enough uh, affection for her. It's a . . .
Phyllis: Oh . . . been so long . . .
Don: Tell me, did your father demonstrate any for you?
Phyllis: I've been watching you on the screen for four weeks . . . Finally, my monster . . . Is it real? Is it really you? Oh that feels, oh, monster, can I have a off of your apple?
Mm . . . I think that uh . . .
Phyllis: It's so to be here with a monster finally . . .
Don: It must be uh, her and father probably told her that she's real ugly and awkward and dumb and everything . . .
Phyllis: a good apple, monster.
Don: And so she relates to that are ugly, dumb and awkward.
Phyllis: Let me take off your hat so I can really see what's happening underneath there. Just I thought, a monster head.
Don: You'll this is quite common in uh, today's society
Phyllis: It's Adam and Eve and the apple . . . Finally, here's my monster . . . after all this time . . .
Don: That's why monster are so popular, you know?
I'd waited and waited . . .
Don: D'you know how many a monster movie to make?
Phyllis: And there he is, right here.
Monster movies really cost a lot of money.
Phyllis: Sitting with me, I can't believe it! Is it you, monster?
Don: And our society today goes to all these monster movies and they see them on television night after night.
Phyllis: It's so to be with the monster.
Don: We're a new generation of monster lovers.
I've been waiting so long for the monster . . . Maybe this'll be the real thing.

Don: changing into a monster! You should see this! God, I get so hot!
Aynsley: Would you like a quick vibrator? Now you've the whole thing
Have I? I'll take one down!
Aynsley: Oh, . . .
I thought you get the walking four balls.
No no . . .
Carl: It's to walk on three.
Don: I'm using the chicken to it.
Carl:
Don: I'm using the to measure it.
Charles.
Phyllis: Aynsley Dunbar, who's playing with Frank now, this real English popstar, very attractive guy, and he's like into a whole groupie thing with whips and things, don't ask me, and Frank got this great idea, actually he gets this great idea for me, to have Aynsley in the Hollywood Ranch Market, which we just did last night, hit him with toilet brushes. It's, it's a little dumb but I went along with it, you know, what else are you gonna do? You're getting paid and uh, you do things.

Phyllis: Cleanser . . . cleanser . . . cleanser . . . . . . cleanser . . .
Hello, there!
Phyllis: Cleanser . . . . . .
Aynsley: Say, could you do me a favour? Could you beat me a toilet brush?
Phyllis: you with a toilet brush?
Aynsley: Shhh . . . someone might hear . . . yes, beat me a toilet brush.
Phyllis: What's your
Aynsley: Ah, hello, my name is Aynsley Dunbar and I, I'm very interested in whips and canes, etc. I'm gonna fill, you in about uh, my background.
FZ: Are you absolutely about this? You really like whips and canes?
Oh yeah, yeah.
FZ: And you
Aynsley: I didn't have too much chance to use 'em here, as yet, because it's, you know the screams and that, would most likely the kids up! No, actually I'm moving on though to toilet brushes and things, 'cause I think they'll be coming in this year . . . definitely.
Phyllis: You want me to beat you with the brush?
Yes.
Phyllis: I mean uh, I'm ready!

Phyllis: You know, I'll tell you something, I find myself saying, "I'm ready," you know, and like, I slap my face when I'm saying, "I'm ready," because it's like uh, in the I'm saying, "I'm ready," you know? And . . . there has to be a limit.

Phyllis: That's a whip, I guessed right, you know I saw this handle sticking up here and I like, I, I it right on first, you know? Like I know . . .
FZ: him while you're talking.
Phyllis: You know like . . . I tell you something. I it's not getting your kidney or anything like that.
Oh look, keep, keep, just keep it high, just keep it high.
Phyllis: You what I mean? I got worried about those things, I got . . . you know I'm humane, Aquarius and all this . . .
Aynsley: That's . . . that's. . .
Venus is arising, you know, I'm humane.
Aynsley: keep it high. Oh, love it, yeah, right.
Phyllis: Uhm . . . well, see . . .
FZ: Ask him, "Does it get you hot?"
Is it getting you hot?
Aynsley: Oh, maybe it would do if I had 'bout fifteen people.

Don: I know what gets you hot. Hamburgers get you hot, 'cause I picked you up in the hall!
Phyllis: You know what gets me hot, you don't have the faintest idea what gets me hot!
Don: Sure! Hamburgers! Look at . . .
I can't take it . . .
Don: See
Phyllis: I can't take it . . . oh, God, hamburger!
Don: But you don't know what me hot.
Phyllis: I'd bet I know what gets you hot. Sticks, on your body on a table get you hot.
Don: I'm getting hot! . . . When I was drinking the potion . . . and that hat and that cape and everything . . . just incredible . . . I'd . . . wonder it's like to, to change into a monster . . . it must be really great.
Phyllis: It's just so wonderful. Give me a bite of the apple there . . . Mmm, oh, my monster! Oh, that's so terr-- Oh! I that, when a monster does that, mm . . . Well, I've just been thinking, monster, we can take rides in the country in the Volkswagen . . . and, my monster, you're feeling me up, my monster.
FZ: It get you hot.
Well . . . it doesn't get me hot.
FZ: I saw you laying on the in the corner with him!
Phyllis: I, it wasn't me in the corner! That was, that wasn't me!
FZ: Ha ha . . . Who was it?
That was Sheba! It wasn't me!
FZ: Who is Ha ha!
Phyllis: Sheba is the one that's in with Don.

Don: And why, why do you monsters?
Phyllis: It's, not their looks, it's the intellectual thing that comes across, you know, you could tell that, I, looks aren't important to me, it's something about the intelligence. When you mix that potion, you know when I've seen you mix that potion, I don't know, it's the intellectual way I get hot.
Yeah, but what causes this?
Phyllis: You what I mean?
I mean, well . . .
Phyllis: It's, hotness.

Phyllis: It used to be very, it was really nice and quiet in this place, that's why I came here, because of the feeling like, like a place to get away from things, and now what's going on, it's like all noise and . . . I know, it doesn't . . . wherever you go nowadays it's the same thing, all these guys they're so disgusting, I can't stand it . . .
Don: Look, anybody . . . anybody here?
Phyllis: No! Go ahead, sit down!
Don: Thanks. drinking this beer in here?
Phyllis: No, I don't know what the bartender . . . he just left it there, I don't what's going on . . .
My name is Biff Debris.
Phyllis: Oh, hi! Flieschman.
Don: How do?
Phyllis: So and uh, name is Biff Debris.
Yeah.
Phyllis: You know, funny thing, if we got married my name would be DeBiff.
Don: My is Biff Debris, not Debris DeBiff.
Debris?
Yeah.
Phyllis: Biff . . . well, I'll tell you something, I once knew someone whose name was Dubois. It, it sort of sounds like Debris, you know what I mean? Like, is that French, or what?
Well, actually I'm part Mohawk and part Norwegian.
Phyllis: Excuse me. Is the hamburger yet?
Don: What sign are
Phyllis: Uh, I'm with Venus rising on my past.
Really?
Phyllis: Yeah. It's really good sign because it's the Aquarian age now, you know? And like, it's all coming together. You know what I by coming together?
Yeah.
Phyllis: I think since I from New York, you know, I'm really . . .
Don: Are you New York?
Phyllis: Yeah, you can't tell!
No . . .
Phyllis: I tell you something, so it really means that I'm losing my accent, you know, because the other day I was talking to someone and they couldn't guess either, well, I asked them, I said to them, "Where do you think I'm from?" And you know they said, they said, "New Jersey," you know, so, and New Jersey accent is really completely different, you know? Like, it depends so, if you come from Patterson, it's different from Trenton and Orange County, but you know, I say "Orange" like this, "Orange," 'cause that's in California say, "Orange," you know?
Don: the, what's the matter with uh, Debris?
That's one thing I stayed away from.
Don: Alright, you're . . .
Phyllis: I think that you can be high on your own intellectual stratification.
Hamburgers.
Phyllis: say hamburgers, it gets me so hot . . .
Don: But you know what gets me hot, you see . . .
Phyllis: I know what you hot!
No, no . . .
Phyllis: I saw it in the hall
You saw that?
Yeah!
Don: isn't what does it, you see. It really isn't.
Phyllis: Well, well, what is it? You know, like if it's not that, what is it?
Well . . .
Phyllis: Well, don't be embarrassed! You can me, you know? Like I'm . . .
Showers.
Phyllis:
Showers.
Phyllis: Well, okay, you know, I can go see that, I can see, I can showers.
Don: Not, not showers.
Phyllis: What you not nude showers?
Don: It's gotta be a shower, you know.
Phyllis: What kind of
Don: these special clothes on it.
Phyllis: You mean, you clothes when you . . . ?
Don: clothes! These are the clothes . . .
These are the clothes that you . . . ?
Don: here . . .
Phyllis: There are clothes in there for me for the

Phyllis: Say he devised this plan, this is how this clothes and the shower thing all came by, because I was too embarrassed to stand in the shower. First roll, you know, I'm not gonna be standing naked but, the whole thing's out, so I figured, "Okay, I'll wear dungarees and a shirt." And, and anyway to tell you the truth I think it's sexier because, you see like just a little outline . . . tiny little bit, you know, like, poinnnng!

I don't understand it, but it's like . . .
Don: I . . .
Phyllis: It's your trip, man! You Like, it's alright with me, you know? I don't care.
Don: And this children's belt with the holes in it. Look at those pants!
Phyllis: Ooh, but what has this . . . do the holes! I mean, you know, like I hope they fit up.
Don: be good . . .
Phyllis: You know, like, okay, try, I don't care, I'll try anything!

FZ: Hi, Phyllis, why don't you want to take clothes off with the monster?
Phyllis: I'm embarrassed to.
FZ: What's to be embarrassed about?
Phyllis: Well, I've never done that before, and I don't do it now!
FZ: But why don't you do it?
Phyllis: I'd not. There's no reason, I'd just rather not.
FZ: But what's the matter? You got an body?
Phyllis: No, I a great body. I just don't wanna do it.
FZ: But why don't you wanna do it if you've got a great body? Don't you wanna share it the world?
Phyllis: No, I don't share it with the world.

Phyllis: So I did it, and it was, I tell you, I was getting hot, see my

Phyllis: I'm ready! I got the shirt, I got the pants, and I got the belt with that little yellow holes, you And I'm hot!
Don: And I got the bun and the hamburger and the relish and the and I've got my clothes off and I'm hot!
Phyllis: Oh, on!
Don: You know how many times we . . . ? I go to Mr. Pocket three times a week, trying to find somebody that'll wear these clothes in the shower.
How do they look on me?
Oh . . .
Phyllis: You it?
Don: great, you know. I had those clothes in the refrigerator for about two months now.
Phyllis: Where is the hamburger? Just me a bite, mmh . . . it's so great, you don't meet guys . . .
Oh, it's disgusting . . .
Phyllis: You don't meet who get you off with hamburgers, I'm saying I'm really happy that mmmm . . .
Oh, the two of us really make a great couple!
Phyllis: I know, me with my clean clothes and the and everything like that, well, you know, we can go places.
Yeah.
Phyllis: You want me to wash your hair? While you, just hold the first, you know, while I wash your hair . . .
Don: Do you want me to it to you?
Phyllis: Well, I don't know, I wasn't planning on it, it's alright, you can wash my back . . . mm, so the shower . . .
Don: I can't it.
Phyllis: Especially, especially, if you . . .
Don: people are really weird.
Phyllis: Pull it on my back, just a little bit, it won't, it won't hurt, just a little bit over there, side, it's terrific, with the hamburger.

Phyllis: Hamburger meat . . . . . . Oh . . .
FZ: Wouldn't that be better if you had your clothes off then you can uh, enforce him on arms?
Phyllis: No, I . . . don't need my clothes off, I can get the gratification that I want like this.

Phyllis: Oh, doesn't that feel good, oh, it's so great. I'm so glad that I met you . . .
Mmmm . . .
Phyllis: And this . . .
Don: Do you mind if I rub some of this in hair?
Phyllis: Oh I don't mind, let me just take out little thing here, mmm . . .
Oh, boy . . .
Phyllis: A bit, wait, it's, but I don't know, do you have cream rinse here? . . . this strip I won't be able to . . .
Don: rinse?
Phyllis: . . . 'cause I . . .
Eugh!
Phyllis: I be, let me see how it feels with the soap.
FZ: Whi-whi-which parts get you the that can be rushed with the hamburger?
Phyllis: Well I uh . . . what part!
Don: Oh, I love this with hamburgers the clothes.

Don: getting hot, come on.
Phyllis: Oh, am I hot, over this hamburger! Oh, I of my uh . . .
Don: For a hundred you're getting hot.
Oh, am I hot! I'm so hot! Hhh . . . I'm so hot from this hamburger, oh . . .
FZ: Get hot!
I'm so hot!
FZ: Under, . . . Ha ha ha ha!
Undulate.
FZ: Look!
Don: You . . . it's better.
Phyllis: the hamburger? Just . . . those . . .
FZ: Hamburgers with are good.
Phyllis: Ha-a . . . let me take a little bite, mmm . . . delicious! Let me put it in here so I don't loose it. I don't wanna in I wanna little piece after, could you do my back?
Don: Oh . . .
Underneath the shirt, don't be bashful, I, oh, I know it makes you hot, like if you keep . . .
Don: Yeah, I like the better. I'll wash the shirt.
Phyllis: Oh, let me a little bit of the hamburger
FZ: Ha ha!
Phyllis: You know, the last guy that I was with he just had Ground Choc, you know what Ground Choc tastes in the shower, man . . .
FZ: Ha ha ha ha!
Oh . . .
Phyllis: This is odd meat, where did you get
FZ: Ha ha ha!
Just like the health food stuff, are you a health food person? You know, like . . .
Don: No, I am Meat!
Phyllis: You are Meat?

Phyllis: And because you're the main man with the . . .
FZ: "And the my trip."
Phyllis: And the burger's my trip and is such a groove, I wanna my appreciation and I wanna clean your bathroom . . . the cleanser . . .
FZ: "I am to the Hollywood Ranch . . . "
Phyllis: I'm going to the Hollywood Ranch Market and I'm buy the cleanser.
Don: And because you have worn the . . .
Phyllis: . . .
Don: That got me hot, the . . .
Phyllis: . . .
Don: The pants and the little belt, children's belt with the holes in it . . .
Phyllis: . . .
I will . . .
Phyllis: . . .
Accept your offer to go to the Hollywood Ranch Market . . .
Phyllis: . . .
And get the cleanser and clean my bathroom.

Janet: He's from that Cleanser. He looks pretty kinky. Too bad we didn't have our garters on.
& Lucy: EEEEEEEUH!
Janet: Oh, do you expect from work in this joint.
Lucy: Ooh Janet, he has a vibrator! Now, ooh . . . Eeeuhh! Ha ha ha! Ah . . . ah . . . aaaaaaAAAAH! Ooh wha . . . ooh! Hhh . . . . . .

Don: coming to the beginning of a new era at the motel, where we have been working secretly on a new composition in the back room, in our secret chambers. 'Cause everything is secret. We're trying to get the secret karma change for the whole world, you see, like this whole karma thing, it's really what's causing all the problems, so we have to get a composition and, I'm sure that it's going to be a hit single, because everyone is going out and buying our new hit single, for this group that uh . . .
FZ: "You remember our other single Bun'?"
Yeah, you remember our other single, "The Bun"? See, this, this was our last composition . . .
Aynsley: it in . . .
Don: And uh, it was pretty hard to play because uh, some of the members of the couldn't read music, you see? But we got it all straightened out and, some of them quit and everything but . . .
A few holes in the Brothers . . .
Don: Uh, with our new arrangement we really hope to do big things, you know? Like we hope to change every single person's karma and that in turn will change and upgrade all the ecology problems, all the polution and all the air and everything, you know? And this right here is the composition I was speaking of and uh, this is the guitar part, this is the vocal, this is the bass part, and this little section over here could be for the dancer, but she keeps quitting all the time so we don't really know uh, if she's gonna be in it which she is now or just take it out like that. Now, it's very difficult to compose this type of thing, because like, the slightest movement that you can make of one single article could define whether it's underground or real commercial, see? If we put the sock over here it's more commercial than if it were over here, it's real underground, you understand? So we take you now to the motel, where the group is deep in . . . just deep.

Motorhead: . . . straightest member is the writer, you what I . . .
Don: Hey, listen you guys, I like just . . .
Meredith: guys can work together.
Talk about the arrangement here
Aynsley: How about that new drum solo you worked out?
Don: got a new composition.
It's rhythmic, huh?
Motorhead: Now beautiful.
Don: . . . Silence, fools! . . . SILENCE, FOOLS! Don't you believe in progress?
Carl: I'm using the to measure it.
FZ?: that progress and stick it under a rock!
Carl: I'm using the chicken to measure it . . . I'm using the chicken to measure it . . . I'm using the chicken to measure it . . . I'm using the chicken to it . . . I'm using the chicken to measure it . . . I'm using the chicken to measure it . . . I'm using the chicken to measure it.
FZ: What are you doing with the
Carl: I'm using the to measure it.
FZ: What are you with the chicken?
I'm using the chicken to measure it.
Motorhead: site! That's outta site!
Meredith: beautiful!
FZ: are you doing with the chicken?
Carl: I'm . . .
That's what we need for our new song.
Meredith: That was a composition!
We got it!
Aynsley: Can you one like that then?
Don: I did! . . .
Ray?: You would? I . . .
Don: At night, that's . . .
Ray: That's he starts in with the guitar . . . ?
Now look . . .
Ray: Then he comes in his guitar solo?
Don: You guys, do you see over here?
Ray: Why he have this?
Don: Can you see this over here? This is the new composition that we're going to make a hit with.
What's it called, "Junk Shuffle"?
No . . .
"Junkyard."
Aynsley: it called?
Carl: I'm the chicken to measure it.
FZ: It's called "We're using the to measure it."
Carl: I'm using the chicken to it.
Don: Right, "We're using the to measure it." Well, I couldn't get a chicken, I, all I got was . . .
Motorhead: would be the title. Ray's got a chicken.
Yeah!
Motorhead: You can use chicken to measure it.
But uh . . .
FZ: No, no, that's of the concept, you're using the chicken to measure the pitch in?
Aynsley: what I choose.
Don: Oh, I see, yeah, are we the chicken to measure it?
Motorhead: Or
I'll show you, this is . . .
Ray: How a sock?
Motorhead: I it was cooler.
Don: This is the guitar part, here.
Motorhead: let me see . . .
Aynsley: her.
Motorhead: It's what I play? That's my part.
That's your part.
Motorhead: Oh, A . . .
Don: And is a new concept.
Motorhead: I learn that by tomorrow, man, there's no way.
Tonight.
Motorhead: I learn it tonight!
Don: Listen, I got the booked.
Motorhead: I can't . . .
Tonight? OW!
Don: At the Hollywodd Market tonight, man!
Meredith: That's heavy, man.
But tonight?!
Meredith: That's pretty . . .
Motorhead: My strings are flat, my pickups are shot, do Herbie wouldn't give us an advance so I can buy new strings and an amp?
Don: Listen, I'll care of everything.

Don: You see, Countess, the problem is uh, it's very hard to talk about but, the guys need equipment, you know like he needs batteries and uh, and, and uh, needs strings for his guitar, you know? And, and some of the electronic equipment needs boosting and uh, we have a good prog and everything, you I just wanted to find out if we could get any awr . . . nng . . . gnn . . . Do you have a pencil and a paper? Uh huh . . . thanks . . .
Francesca:
Don: GNG! MMnnnngrgGGL! Sorry, would you mind not using that word? a . . .
Francesca: Who cares about
Grrah!
Francesca: Look, I've seen everybody around, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Arthur Brown, and his and his head . . . Oh, man, I've never got so hot as long, I've ever got so hot until I started to, to use the chicken head to measure it with it.

Guy From Alabama: We must say it in Alabama language, man, I understand.
Another "Guy From Alabama": Playing that kind of music and eating meat, you'll . . .
I say . . . I say . . .
Guy From (unintelligible shouting)
I say, old boy, you speak english?
Guy From Alabama: Hey man, you got any or beans or anything like that?

Don: You have to admit is different.
Motorhead: Oh I . . . that's a drum, that's gotta be a drum.
I mean . . . I know what it's like, to me the idea of being commercial is doing something different.
Meredith: Bet one's a heavy one . . .
Carl: The way feed . . .
You know? Something people can . . . can . . .
WAH!
Don: It's not the old thing.
Hey, but that, that isn't a . . .
Meredith: to practise . . .
No!
WAH!
NO!
Motorhead: out!
Oh . . .
Don: it, Ray . . .
Chicken's in the . . .
Don: Now, use the to measure it.
Chicken's in the . . .
Aynsley: Biff, man, how does that fit the part, though . . . heavy like that . . .
Meredith: And what is after into my part there?
This is the music.
Meredith: where?
Don: This, the thing is the music.
Ah, but how does that one fit into all . . .
Aynsley: But no head, man.
Meredith: But how that fit into all that?
Oh yeah, there's . . .
Ray: Are you a chicken to measure it?
Meredith: What's the of this?
Motorhead: There's no way we can it.
Meredith: What's the concept of this
Don: Look, . . .
Motorhead: Not by tonight, man! It be done.
Aynsley: Let me . . . anyway, man, I'm going out tonight, you know, I've got a few to meet.
Motorhead: I'm to hear the Fudge.
Don: You guys, if you wanna a hit single and I mean, a hit single.
Aynsley: Yeah, but all I'm saying is as as you pay us well, I just don't wanna know.
Well, you'll get royalties.
Motorhead: You get some royalties, man!
Aynsley:
Don: Listen, you . . .
A monster!
Phyllis: I'm wet . . . . . .
Meredith: This is turning too confusing, I just understand what all this is about, it's so confusing!
My monster!
WARrrGH!
Phyllis: My monster! I'm ready! I got the pants, I got the shirt, I got the belt with the little holes!

Phyllis: I get enough of that stuff, mmm!
FZ: "We're coming to the of a new era, at the motel."
Phyllis: Look at this over there, . . . mmm mm . . .
Don: We're coming to the beginning of a new era at the motel, we been working secretly . . .
Phyllis: still, still the best.
Don: . . .on a new composition in the back . . .
I love when he always did that . . .
Don: . . . in our chambers.
Phyllis: changed into . . . I remember that . . .
'Cause everything is secret.
Phyllis: For twelve years still working on the same song, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Don: We're trying to get the secret karma for the whole world.
Phyllis: Still get that "The Bun" thing. I gotta stop this, it's not good anymore.
Don: You see, this whole karma thing, it's really what's causing all the problems.
Phyllis: Because after all got kids now.
Don: So we to get a composition.
And we can't, he can't do this anymore, it's another whole life.
Don: And, I'm that it's going to be a hit single.
Phyllis: But, I can't help it, I he's irresistible. The guy is irresistible.
Don: Because everyone is going out and buying our new hit single, for this group uh . . .
Phyllis: Look at face, over there . . .
FZ: "You remember our other 'The Bun'?"
Yeah, you rem--
Phyllis: Look at that, right that, there . . . mmm . . .
Our other single, "The Bun"? See, this, this was our last composition . . .
Phyllis: Oh, God! Oh, I remember too . . . yeah . . .
Don: And uh, it was pretty hard to because uh . . .
Phyllis: Look at this, when he did at the fare . . .
Don: Some of the members of the group couldn't music, you see?
No . . . it's better, I'll tell you something . . .
Don: But we got it all out.
Phyllis: I don't know, I have to think this, 'cause I gotta tell him. Ah! I'll go back! I can't be bother 'cause my mind it's too, it's too crazy, it's going, it's driving me nuts already, I have to think about work, I have to think about him, I have to think about . . .
Stumuk: Maybe I oughta face it, after twelve years "The Bun" just isn't a hit. Maybe I'm approaching it wrong. at him, a musician, a natural musician. This Motorcity was a serious little boy. Liked to pull down the shades before helping her with the dishes.
Massimo: And that's why it didn't sell. Look at . . .
Phyllis: Oh, look at that! I remember --let me stop that and see how the fume was coming out of his mouth, and the way the lips, the lips, so beautiful and the . . .
Try to do something like that.
Stumuk: Like
Maledetto figlio di puttana.
FZ: He's on set.
Massimo: E non il cazzo.
A non cacarmil catzo.
Massimo: I have a big bunch of minchia!
A big bunch of minchia!
Phyllis: It's great you're Italian, I love . . . That's what I want! More, a little culture, it's enough already with "The Bun"!
Stumuk: I had, I had to change it. It right.
Massimo: These fucking things didn't work, I don't why. Maybe, can you see all these little points, white points, on these fucking things? You have to know that . . .
Stumuk: Can you
. . . all this stuff . . .
Stumuk: using the chicken to measure it with nowadays, even my kids!
Massimo: . . . from my nose, and maybe people didn't like it.
No more the sock . . .
Massimo: And I just know why . . .
Stumuk: But "The Bun," the of "The Bun." It has seeds. It's different.
Massimo: I just can't imagine why they didn't like these balls that come from my nose, you know? This way, tshh! And I spent a lot of years of my life to do like that, these fucking things, and it didn't work. What can I say?

Guy From Alabama: Far fucking out! Far out!

Hee hee hee hee!
Ah! I can dig it!

Guy Alabama: DONG! DONG! I mean dong, that's what your minchia is!
Your which?
Guy From A minchia!
Aynsley: You your dick?
Guy Alabama: You put your minchia in the stinky-a.

Massimo: And you know why? I have a big bunch of dick! Tengo una minchia tanta! And this part of the lesson, I'm sorry, but you can't learn, 'cause Mother Nature didn't make you Italian.