Luyện nghe bài hát Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part 1

FZ: We're shooting the uh, title sequence for Uncle Meat right now, which is the name of the Mothers of Invention movie that we've been working on for about years . . . without too much success.
Don: Boy, we really need a hit single . . . Just think, I mean, the way the going today . . . with all the problems in it . . . I think I can actually change the world, because it's the young people that really need to be changed, and, and you can really do that through music and everything . . . This was our last hit single . . . it was really a bummer, they wouldn't even play it on the radio . . . Oh, well, gotta come up with something better than that . . .

Don: evening, this is Biff Debris.
Phyllis: You . . . it's too much, I know.
Don: to you from the motel.
Look at that monster.
Don: . . .
FZ: Ha ha ha ha!
Phyllis: What are they laughing about? He looks so beautiful when laugh . . .
Don: That's my psychiatrist used to say . . .
Phyllis: Twelve years. It's the same story there with that song, I don't know what I'm doing, but look, look at the way he's changing . . . Oh, I remember that in the shower, the first time with the hamburger. Oh, that was good . . . But, I don't know, twelve years marriage, you get tired of the same thing. But I don't know, I can try it sometime. Oh, look there's Minnesota! He was a great guy, Minnesota Tishman . . .
Don: We're to the beginning of a new era
Phyllis: He was a guy . . .
Don: Don't you it coming?
Phyllis: He was, he was in this time. He's washed up now, I heard about it though.

Ray: What is it doing, Mr. Tishman?
I'm using the chicken to measure it
Aynsley: . . .
Phyllis: You know what I used to do? I used to him eat, and while he was eating I would ask him what he's doing.
Haskell Wexler: What the are we doing in this bathroom?
FZ: I'm going to . . . While you stand there and take pictures of that, I'm gonna tell you the, the plot of the movie. Alright. Basically what we're going to do, today, is spend some time the house while you meet the people that you're going to be photographing for the rest of the week . . . and we discuss some of the absurdities . . .
Haskell Wexler:
FZ: Yes, we're just dealing with the . . . the absurdities of the movie in the first place and especially about the Mothers of Invention . . .

Guy From Alabama: You wanna have a
The who?
Guy From Circle-jerk.
Aynsley: A circle jerk? What's
Guy From Alabama: That's you get everybody around and bet yer meat and see who can get it the fastest.
Aynsley:
Guy From Alabama: Yeah, and wins gets nineteen kegs
Aynsley: Nineteen
Guy From Kegs, you know . . .
Aynsley: Cakes of
Meredith: Gee Jimmy, cool!
Cakes. Cheers. Yeah, anyway.
FZ: What could that possibly mean . . . hmmm, I wonder happens if you go like this . . .

Ray: What is it that you're doing with
I'm using the . . .
FZ: You know what I used to do? I used to watch him eat. And while he was eating, I talk to him while he was eating, and I would ask him what he's doing. And he would say, "I'm using the chicken to measure it."
Ok . . .
Don: Can I borrow comb?
You know what I used to do?
Ray: What are you doing that?
Phyllis: I used to him eat.
I'm using the chicken to measure it.
Phyllis: You know, you know what I used to do? I used to watch him eat. And he was eating, I would ask him, "What are you doing?"
FZ: Do it again.
Ray: Why is he a chicken to measure it?
Phyllis: And he would say, "I'm the chicken to measure it." What did he mean by that?
Ray: . . . he's using the chicken to it
Phyllis: Till day I don't know what he's talking about . . .
FZ: Do it again.
Phyllis: Tishman. That Minnesota Tishman . . . What a guy . . .

Guy From Alabama: inches or less?
Uh . . . eight inches.
Guy Alabama: Eight inches? Well, I'll get your kind of women, there, man.
Aynsley: You Yes, it's cool . . .
Guy Alabama: Oh, they got some whores there you wouldn't believe!
Meredith: Gee Jimmy, cool!
Guy From Alabama: You can just . . . fall in.
Aynsley: But do they pool?

Phyllis: What a guy, what a sense of humour . . . The way he to . . . let me get back to that.
FZ: Look at the way he hands chicken . . .
Do you want another ball?
FZ: He had a way with that . . .
Phyllis: He . . . look at the way he that chicken, he had a way . . . look at the way he holds it, and fondles it, and he put it right near his privates . . .
Aynsley: But that's cool,
Guy From Alabama: cool, yeah.
Aynsley: That's cool, yeah, I of followed the . . .
Guy From I'm using the chicken to measure it, though
Aynsley: You
Guy From Yeah.
Yeah, where's the shit . . . or the white dove?
Guy From Alabama: I'm up to my in shit, man.
Really.
Guy Alabama: There's all kind of shit, now about . . . all smokin' shit . . .

Massimo: And now, we are to translate: "This is my left hand." Repeat after me: "Questa e' la mia mano sinistra." And now: "This is my right hand." Repeat after me: "Questa e' la mia mano destra."
Ray: is it you're doing?
Carl: I'm using the to measure it. Have you ever used a chicken to measure it?
Gee Jimmy, that's cool!
Guy From I fucked a chicken . . .

Don: We're coming to the beginning of a new era wherein the development of the self is the most important thing. We have to train ourselves. So that we can improvise on anything: a bird, a sock, a fuming beaker. This is, this too can be music. Anything can be music.

FZ: Hello? Yeah, are you busy? Well I was wondering --this is can you come, yeah, can you come over here and be in our uh, teen-age movie? Okay, well, I'll tell you what the action is . . .
Phyllis: eating.
FZ: Ok, he's eating, you see . . . Don Preston . . . Well, it depends, mostly it's a hamburger, sometimes, well he doesn't wanna eat the hamburger, 'cause he's a vegetarian . . . Okay now, is here . . . Phyllis . . .
Phyllis: Who's
FZ: No, no, no, Phyllis is the girl that's the, my assistant editor on the, on the . . . Yeah, she used to be Tom Wilson's secretary . . . Ok . . . You remember Tom Wilson were gonna run for President?

Aynsley: Tom Wilson?
Yeah.
Aynsley:
Then she came out here work on the Woodstock festival.
Ray: What are you doing that chicken?
Carl: And then uh, . . .
Ray: I was the ball.
Carl: Frank hired her to work on the Mothers movie.

Phyllis: Hi, I'm Phyllis Altenhaus, and I'm working with Frank Zappa on his film Uncle Meat, in Hollywood. I'm a little nervous this 'cause it's the first time I'd even been a star in a film. I originally started working for Frank as his assistant editor on the film Uncle Meat, and one day we were sitting around watching the Festival Hall shots, the rushes, and I saw Don come on the screen --Don Preston plays the monster-- and I said, "Frank, look at Don! He's turning into a monster! I'm gonna vomit!"
FZ: When she sees him into a monster she has to vomit.
Phyllis: Frank said, "That's it, that's the opening of the line, that, that, I mean, that's the opening of the picture." I said, "Frank, I can't be in your picture, first of all, I have such a bad Brooklyn accent, I'm embarrased by the whole thing!" And he said, "Don't worry, you'll do it." So, you know, with Frank, he has a way about him, I mean he just gets people to do these things.
Don: He just makes me sick he changes into a monster.
Why? Why does he make you sick?
Don: Oh, can't you see it how, how . . . ugly it is that, being that Oh, just, I can't stand it, I, I think I'm gonna be sick, I have to vomit.

FZ: She just, she tells me she has to vomit, see. She's trying to make me believe that it makes her sick when he turns a monster.
Phyllis: There's something about that that gets me so nauseous, I don't know what it is. at that, look at that.
FZ: Yeah, but not true. Well, you see, it gets her hot.
Phyllis: There's something so sexy about him. When he comes on that stage, I get so hot just looking at him drinking that, that smoke stuff, I don't know what it is. I even care if he turns into a monster, I love it . . .
Oh dear!
Phyllis: Look at that, oh him with the cape, but he doesn't, he away. It's such a hot move and he, he's so terrific when he goes back to that gong, oh, that's so nice . . . Boy, I hope no one ever finds out I love it so much, that hot monster . . . oh, ooh . . .
Don: You're really at those dials, baby. You're the most manipulating person I've ever seen.
Phyllis: I don't like to be called manipulating, that's for sure, but I to think of myself as being hot.
FZ: She gets hot. And then she runs into the toilet, and she stands in front of the mirror and she makes faces to herself so she can turn into a monster. Isn't it cute? That's right, then, when she does that, and she's a fantasy that she's turning into a monster, the monster comes out of the toilet from behind her.

Phyllis: Oh . . . a lower, please.
Don: How do you work all those controls in there? That's fantastic . . .
Oh, it's nothing.
Don: All of buttons and switches . . .
It's nothing. Look, look what's going on there! Oh . . . oh, wow, this . . .
Don: I can't see how a girl could do all that.
Phyllis: Oh, now with the, the Liberation Front we can do anything, you're kidding? Oh . . . oh! It's so good!
Don: This girl obviously has some sort of demented problem in where she, she likes uh, monsters that drink foamy vile liquid and uh transform. It must be some uh, connection in her past, in her childhood of something. Maybe her father didn't enough uh, affection for her. It's a . . .
Phyllis: Oh . . . been so long . . .
Don: Tell me, did father demonstrate any affection for you?
Phyllis: I've been watching you on the screen for four weeks . . . Finally, my monster . . . Is it Is it really you? Oh that feels, oh, monster, can I have a bite off of your apple?
Mm . . . I think that uh . . .
Phyllis: It's so nice to be here with a monster . . .
Don: It must be uh, her mother and father probably told her that she's real ugly and awkward and and everything . . .
Phyllis: It's a apple, monster.
Don: And so she relates to people that are ugly, and awkward.
Let me take off your hat so I can really see what's happening underneath there. Just what I thought, a monster head.
Don: You'll find is quite common in uh, today's society
Phyllis: It's like Adam and Eve and the apple . . . Finally, here's my monster . . . after all time . . .
That's why monster movies are so popular, you know?
Phyllis: I'd and waited . . .
Don: D'you know how a monster movie costs to make?
Phyllis: And he is, he's right here.
Don: Monster really cost a lot of money.
Phyllis: Sitting with me, I can't believe it! Is it you, monster?
Don: And our young society today goes to all these monster movies and they see them on television night night.
Phyllis: so terrific to be with the monster.
We're raising a new generation of monster lovers.
Phyllis: I've been waiting so long for the monster . . . Maybe this'll be the thing.

Don: changing into a monster! You should see this! God, I get so hot!
Aynsley: Would you like a quick vibrator? Now you've the whole thing
Carl: Have I? take one down!
Aynsley: Oh, . . .
Carl: I you get the walking four balls.
No no . . .
Carl: It's to walk on three.
Don: I'm the chicken to measure it.
Carl:
Don: I'm using the to measure it.
Charles.
Phyllis: Aynsley Dunbar, who's playing with Frank now, this real English popstar, very attractive guy, and he's like into a whole groupie thing with whips and things, don't ask me, and got this great idea, actually he gets this great idea for me, to have Aynsley in the Hollywood Ranch Market, which we just did last night, hit him with toilet brushes. It's, it's a little dumb but I went along with it, you know, what else are you gonna do? You're getting paid and uh, you do these things.

Phyllis: Cleanser . . . . . . cleanser . . . cleanser . . . cleanser . . .
Hello, there!
Phyllis: Cleanser . . . . . .
Say, could you do me a favour? Could you beat me with a toilet brush?
Phyllis: Beat you with a brush?
Aynsley: Shhh . . . someone might hear . . . yes, beat me a toilet brush.
What's your name?
Aynsley: Ah, hello, my name is Aynsley Dunbar and I, I'm very interested in whips and canes, etc. I'm gonna fill, fill you in uh, my background.
FZ: Are you absolutely serious this? You really like whips and canes?
Oh yeah, yeah.
FZ: And you
Aynsley: I didn't have too much chance to use 'em here, as yet, because it's, you know the screams and that, would most likely wake the kids up! No, actually I'm moving on though to toilet brushes and things, 'cause I think they'll be in this year . . . definitely.
Phyllis: You want me to beat you with the brush?
Yes.
Phyllis: I like uh, I'm ready!

Phyllis: You know, I'll you something, I find myself saying, "I'm ready," you know, and like, I slap my face when I'm saying, "I'm ready," because it's like uh, in the house I'm saying, "I'm ready," you know? And . . . there has to be a limit.

Phyllis: That's a whip, I right, you know I saw this handle sticking up here and I like, I, I guessed it right on first, you know? Like I know . . .
FZ: Beat him while talking.
You know like . . . I tell you something. I hope it's not getting your kidney or anything like that.
Aynsley: Oh look, keep, keep, just it high, just keep it high.
Phyllis: You know what I mean? I got worried about those things, I got . . . you know I'm humane, and all this . . .
That's great . . . that's. . .
Phyllis: is arising, you know, I'm humane.
Aynsley: Just keep it high. Oh, it, yeah, right.
Phyllis: Uhm . . . well, see . . .
FZ: Ask him, "Does it get you hot?"
Phyllis: Is it getting you
Aynsley: Oh, maybe it would do if I had 'bout fifteen people.

Don: I know gets you hot. Hamburgers get you hot, 'cause I picked you up in the pool hall!
Phyllis: You don't know what gets me hot, you don't have the idea what gets me hot!
Sure! Hamburgers! Look at this . . .
Phyllis: I can't it . . .
See that?
Phyllis: I take it . . . oh, God, that hamburger!
Don: But you don't know gets me hot.
I'd bet I know what gets you hot. Sticks, sticks on your body on a table get you hot.
Don: I'm getting hot! . . . When I was drinking the . . . and that hat and that cape and everything . . . just incredible . . . I'd . . . wonder what it's like to, to change into a monster . . . it must be really great.
Phyllis: It's just so wonderful. Give me a bite of the apple there . . . Mmm, oh, my monster! Oh, that's so terr-- Oh! I love that, when a monster does that, mm . . . Well, I've just been thinking, monster, we can take rides in the in the Volkswagen . . . and, my monster, you're feeling me up, my monster.
FZ: It get you hot.
Phyllis: Well . . . it get me hot.
FZ: I saw you on the floor in the corner with him!
Phyllis: I, it wasn't me laying in the corner! That was, wasn't me!
FZ: Ha ha . . . Who was it?
That was Sheba! It wasn't me!
FZ: Who is Ha ha!
Sheba is the one that's in love with Don.

Don: And why, why do you monsters?
Phyllis: It's, it's not their looks, it's the intellectual thing that comes across, you know, you could tell that, I, looks aren't important to me, it's about the intelligence. When you mix that potion, you know when I've seen you mix that potion, I don't know, it's the intellectual way I get hot.
Yeah, but what causes this?
Phyllis: You know I mean?
Don: I mean, . . .
It's, it's hotness.

Phyllis: It used to be very, it was really nice and in this place, that's why I came here, because of the feeling like, like a place to get away from things, and now what's going on, it's like all noise and . . . I don't know, it doesn't . . . wherever you go nowadays it's the same thing, all these guys they're so disgusting, I can't stand it . . .
Don: Look, anybody . . . anybody here?
Phyllis: No! Go ahead, sit down!
Don: Thanks. Anybody this beer in here?
Phyllis: No, I don't know what the bartender . . . he just it there, I don't know what's going on . . .
Don: My name is Debris.
Phyllis: Oh, hi! Flieschman.
How d'you do?
Phyllis: So and uh, your name is Debris.
Yeah.
Phyllis: You know, funny thing, if we got married my name would be DeBiff.
Don: My name is Biff Debris, not DeBiff.
Phyllis:
Yeah.
Phyllis: Biff Debris . . . well, I'll tell you something, I once knew someone whose was Dubois. It, it sort of sounds like Debris, you know what I mean? Like, is that French, or what?
Well, actually I'm part Mohawk and part Norwegian.
Phyllis: Excuse me. Is the hamburger yet?
What sign are you?
Phyllis: Uh, I'm Aquarius with rising on my past.
Don:
Phyllis: Yeah. It's really good sign because it's the Aquarian age now, you know? And like, it's all coming together. You know I mean by coming together?
Yeah.
Phyllis: I think since I came New York, you know, I'm really . . .
Are you from New York?
Phyllis: Yeah, you tell! Huh?
No . . .
Phyllis: I tell you something, so it really means I'm losing my accent, you know, because the other day I was talking to someone and they couldn't guess either, well, I asked them, I said to them, "Where do you think I'm from?" And you know they said, they said, "New Jersey," you know, so, and New Jersey accent is really completely different, you know? Like, it depends so, if you come from Patterson, it's different from Trenton and Orange County, but you know, I say "Orange" like this, "Orange," 'cause that's in California they say, "Orange," you know?
Don: What's the, what's the matter uh, Debris?
Phyllis: one thing I stayed away from.
Don: Alright, you're . . .
Phyllis: I think that you can really be high on your own stratification.
Hamburgers.
Phyllis: say hamburgers, it gets me so hot . . .
Don: But you don't what gets me hot, you see . . .
Phyllis: I know what you hot!
No, no . . .
Phyllis: I saw it in the pool
You saw that?
Yeah!
Don: That isn't does it, you see. It really isn't.
Phyllis: Well, well, what is it? You know, like if it's not that, then is it?
Don: . . .
Phyllis: Well, be embarrassed! You can tell me, you know? Like I'm . . .
Showers.
Phyllis:
Showers.
Phyllis: Well, okay, you know, I can go see that, I can see, I can showers.
Don: Not, not showers.
Phyllis: you mean not nude showers?
Don: gotta be a special shower, you know.
Phyllis: What of shower?
Don: With these special on it.
Phyllis: You mean, you wear clothes you . . . ?
Don: These clothes! These are the . . .
Phyllis: These are the clothes you . . . ?
Right here . . .
Phyllis: There are clothes in there for me for the

Phyllis: Say he devised this plan, this is how this clothes and the shower thing all came by, because I was too embarrassed to stand in the shower. First roll, you know, I'm not gonna be standing naked but, the whole thing's taking out, so I figured, "Okay, I'll dungarees and a shirt." And, and anyway to tell you the truth I think it's sexier because, you see like just a little outline . . . tiny little bit, you know, like, poinnnng!

Phyllis: I don't it, but it's like . . .
Don: I . . .
Phyllis: It's your trip, man! You Like, it's alright with me, you know? I don't care.
Don: And this children's belt with the little in it. Look at those pants!
Phyllis: Ooh, but what has this . . . do with the holes! I mean, you know, like I hope fit up.
Don: be good . . .
Phyllis: You know, like, okay, I'll try, I don't care, try anything!

FZ: Hi, Phyllis, why don't you want to take clothes off with the monster?
Phyllis: Because I'm to.
FZ: What's there to be about?
Phyllis: Well, I've done that before, and I don't wanna do it now!
FZ: But why you wanna do it?
Phyllis: I'd rather not. There's no reason, I'd just not.
FZ: But what's the matter? You got an body?
Phyllis: No, I have a great body. I don't wanna do it.
FZ: But why don't you wanna do it if you've got a great body? Don't you wanna share it with the
Phyllis: No, I don't wanna it with the world.

Phyllis: So I did it, and it was, I tell you, I was getting hot, see my

Phyllis: I'm ready! I got the shirt, I got the pants, and I got the belt with that yellow holes, you know? And I'm hot!
Don: And I got the bun and the hamburger and the relish and the orange and got my clothes off and I'm hot!
Phyllis: Oh, on!
Don: You know how many times we . . . ? I go down to Mr. Pocket three times a week, to find somebody that'll wear these clothes in the shower.
Phyllis: How do they on me?
Oh . . .
Phyllis: You it?
Don: They're great, you know. I had those clothes in the refrigerator for two months now.
Phyllis: Where is the hamburger? Just give me a bite, mmh . . . it's so great, you don't meet . . .
Don: Oh, it's . . .
Phyllis: You meet guys who get you off with hamburgers, I'm saying I'm really happy that mmmm . . .
Don: Oh, the two of us really make a couple!
Phyllis: I know, me my clean clothes and the hamburger and everything like that, well, you know, we can go places.
Yeah.
Phyllis: You want me to your hair? While you, just hold the hamburger first, you know, while I wash your hair . . .
Don: Do you me to wash it to you?
Well, I don't know, I wasn't planning on it, it's alright, you can wash my back . . . mm, so nice the shower . . .
Don: I can't it.
Especially, especially, especially if you . . .
Don: Some people are weird.
Phyllis: Pull it on my back, just a little bit, it won't, it won't hurt, just a little bit there, this side, it's terrific, with the hamburger.

Phyllis: Hamburger meat . . . . . . Oh . . .
FZ: Wouldn't that be better if you had your clothes off then you can uh, enforce him on arms?
Phyllis: No, I . . . don't need my off, I can get the gratification that I want just like this.

Phyllis: Oh, doesn't that feel good, oh, it's so great. I'm so glad I met you today . . .
Don: . . .
And this hamburger . . .
Don: Do you mind if I rub of this in your hair?
Phyllis: Oh I don't mind, let me take out that little thing here, mmm . . .
Oh, boy . . .
Phyllis: A little bit, wait, it's, but I don't know, do you have cream rinse here? . . . this strip I be able to . . .
Don: Cream
Phyllis: . . . 'cause I . . .
Eugh!
Phyllis: I be, let me see how it feels with the soap.
FZ: Whi-whi-which parts get you the that can be rushed with the hamburger?
Phyllis: I think uh . . . what part!
Don: Oh, I love this with hamburgers the clothes.

Don: You're getting hot, on.
Phyllis: Oh, am I hot, over this hamburger! Oh, I of my uh . . .
For a hundred dollars you're getting hot.
Phyllis: Oh, am I hot! I'm so hot! Hhh . . . I'm so hot this hamburger, oh . . .
FZ: Get hot!
I'm so hot!
FZ: Under, . . . Ha ha ha ha!
Undulate.
FZ: Look!
Don: You . . . getting better.
Phyllis: Where's the hamburger? Just . . . . . .
FZ: Hamburgers with are good.
Phyllis: . . . let me take a little bite, mmm . . . delicious! Let me put it in here so I don't loose it. I don't wanna in case I wanna little piece after, could you do my back?
Don: Oh . . .
Phyllis: the shirt, don't be bashful, I, oh, I know it makes you hot, like if you keep . . .
Yeah, I like the shirt better. I'll wash the shirt.
Phyllis: Oh, let me take a bit of the hamburger
FZ: Ha ha!
Phyllis: You know, the last guy that I was with he just had Ground Choc, you know what Choc tastes like in the shower, man . . .
FZ: Ha ha ha ha!
Oh . . .
Phyllis: is odd meat, where did you get this?
FZ: Ha ha ha!
Phyllis: Just like the health food stuff, are you a health food You know, like . . .
Don: No, I am Meat!
Phyllis: You are Meat?

Phyllis: And you're the main man with the burgers . . .
FZ: "And the my trip."
Phyllis: And the burger's my trip and is such a groove, I wanna show my appreciation and I wanna clean your . . . the cleanser . . .
FZ: "I am going to the Hollywood . . . "
Phyllis: I'm going to the Ranch Market and I'm gonna buy the cleanser.
Don: And because you have the clothes . . .
Phyllis: . . .
Don: got me hot, the shirt . . .
Cleanser . . .
Don: The pants and the brown belt, children's belt with the holes in it . . .
Cleanser . . .
Don: I . . .
Cleanser . . .
Don: Accept your to go to the Hollywood Ranch Market . . .
Phyllis: . . .
Don: And get the cleanser and my bathroom.

Janet: He's from that group Cleanser. He looks pretty kinky. Too bad we didn't our garters on.
& Lucy: EEEEEEEUH!
Janet: Oh, what do you from work in this joint.
Lucy: Ooh Janet, he has a vibrator! Now, ooh . . . Eeeuhh! Ha ha ha! Ah . . . ah . . . aaaaaaAAAAH! Ooh wha . . . ooh! Hhh . . . . . .

Don: We're coming to the beginning of a new era at the motel, where we have been working secretly on a new composition in the back room, in our secret chambers. 'Cause everything is secret. We're trying to get the secret karma change for the whole world, you see, like this whole karma thing, it's really what's causing all the problems, so we have to get a composition and, I'm sure it's going to be a hit single, because everyone is going out and buying our new hit single, for this group that uh . . .
FZ: "You remember our other 'The Bun'?"
Don: Yeah, you remember our other single, "The Bun"? See, this, this was our composition . . .
Aynsley: it in . . .
Don: And uh, it was pretty hard to play because uh, some of the members of the group couldn't read music, you see? But we got it all straightened out and, some of them and everything but . . .
Aynsley?: A few holes in the . . .
Don: Uh, with our new arrangement we really hope to do big things, you know? Like we hope to change every single person's karma and that in turn will change and upgrade all the ecology problems, all the polution and all the air and everything, you know? And this right here is the composition I was speaking of and uh, this is the guitar part, this is the vocal, is the bass part, and this little section over here could be for the dancer, but she keeps quitting all the time so we don't really know uh, if she's gonna be in it which she is now or just take it out like that. Now, it's very difficult to compose this type of thing, because like, the slightest movement that you can make of one single article could define whether it's underground or real commercial, see? If we put the sock over here it's more commercial than if it were over here, then it's real underground, you understand? So we take you now to the motel, where the group is deep in . . . just deep.

Motorhead: . . . straightest is the writer, you know what I . . .
Don: Hey, listen you guys, I like just . . .
Meredith: These can work together.
Don: Talk about the here
How about that new drum solo you just worked out?
Don: got a new composition.
Meredith: rhythmic, huh?
Now that's beautiful.
Don: Listen . . . Silence, fools! . . . SILENCE, FOOLS! you believe in progress?
Carl: I'm the chicken to measure it.
FZ?: Take that progress and it under a rock!
Carl: I'm using the chicken to measure it . . . I'm using the chicken to measure it . . . I'm using the chicken to measure it . . . I'm using the chicken to measure it . . . I'm the chicken to measure it . . . I'm using the chicken to measure it . . . I'm using the chicken to measure it.
FZ: What are you with the chicken?
I'm using the chicken to measure it.
FZ: What are you with the chicken?
Carl: I'm the chicken to measure it.
Outta site! That's outta site!
Meredith: beautiful!
FZ: What are you doing the chicken?
I'm using . . .
Don: That's what we for our new song.
Meredith: That was a composition!
We got it!
Aynsley: Can you write one like that
I did! Well . . .
Ray?: You would? I . . .
Don: At night, that's . . .
Ray: That's when he in with the guitar . . . ?
Now look . . .
Ray: Then he comes in his guitar solo?
Don: You guys, do you see this over
Ray: Why he have this?
Don: Can you see this over This is the new composition that we're going to make a hit single with.
What's it called, "Junk Shuffle"?
No . . .
"Junkyard."
Aynsley: it called?
Carl: I'm using the chicken to it.
FZ: It's called "We're using the chicken to it."
Carl: I'm using the to measure it.
Right, "We're using the chicken to measure it." Well, I couldn't get a chicken, I, all I got was . . .
Motorhead: That would be the title. got a chicken.
Yeah!
Motorhead: You can use Ray's chicken to it.
But uh . . .
FZ: No, no, part of the concept, you're using the chicken to measure the pitch in?
Aynsley: It's I choose.
Don: Oh, I see, yeah, are we using the to measure it?
Or drumming?
Don: I'll show you, is . . .
Ray: How about a
I thought it was cooler.
Don: is the guitar part, right here.
Motorhead: let me see . . .
Aynsley: her.
Motorhead: It's that what I That's my part.
That's your part.
Motorhead: Oh, A . . .
And this is a new concept.
Motorhead: I can't that by tomorrow, man, there's no way.
Tonight.
Motorhead: I learn it tonight!
Listen, I got the time booked.
Motorhead: I even . . .
Aynsley: OW!
Don: At the Ranch Market tonight, man!
Meredith: pretty heavy, man.
But tonight?!
Meredith: pretty heavy . . .
Motorhead: My strings are flat, my pickups are shot, do wouldn't give us an advance so I can buy some new strings and an amp?
Listen, I'll take care of everything.

Don: You see, Countess, the problem is uh, it's very hard to talk about but, the guys need equipment, you know like he needs and uh, and, and uh, needs strings for his guitar, you know? And, and some of the electronic equipment needs boosting and uh, we have a good prog and everything, you know? I just wanted to find out if we could get any awr . . . nng . . . gnn . . . Do you have a pencil and a paper? Uh huh . . . thanks . . .
Francesca:
Don: GNG! MMnnnngrgGGL! Sorry, would you mind not using that It's a . . .
Francesca: Who cares about
Grrah!
Francesca: Look, I've everybody around, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Arthur Brown, and his fire and his head . . . Oh, man, I've never got so hot as long, I've ever got so hot until I started to, to use the chicken head to measure it with it.

Guy From Alabama: We must say it in language, man, I can't understand.
Another "Guy From Alabama": Playing that kind of and eating meat, you'll never . . .
I say . . . I say . . .
Guy From (unintelligible shouting)
I say, old boy, you speak english?
Guy From Alabama: Hey man, you got any peas or beans or anything that?

Don: You to admit this is different.
Oh I hate . . . that's a drum, that's gotta be a drum.
Don: I mean . . . I know what it's like, to me the idea of being commercial is something different.
Meredith: Bet that a heavy one . . .
The way they feed . . .
Don: You know? Something can . . . can . . .
WAH!
Don: It's not the old thing.
Hey, but that, that isn't a . . .
Meredith: Have to . . .
No!
WAH!
NO!
Motorhead: out!
Oh . . .
Don: it, Ray . . .
Motorhead: in the . . .
Now, use the chicken to measure it.
Motorhead: in the . . .
Aynsley: Biff, man, how does that fit into the part, though . . . like that . . .
Meredith: And what is after into that my part
This is the music.
Meredith: Where?
Don: This, the whole is the music.
Meredith: Ah, but how that one fit into all . . .
But there's no head, man.
Meredith: But how does that fit all that?
Oh yeah, there's . . .
Ray: Are you a chicken to measure it?
Meredith: What's the concept of
Motorhead: no way we can play it.
Meredith: the concept of this number?
Look, look . . .
Motorhead: Not by tonight, man! It be done.
Aynsley: Let me . . . anyway, man, I'm out tonight, you know, I've got a few chicks to meet.
I'm going to hear the Fudge.
Don: You guys, if you wanna a hit single and I mean, a hit single.
Yeah, but all I'm saying is as long as you pay us well, I just don't wanna know.
Don: Well, get royalties.
Motorhead: You get some royalties, man!
Aynsley:
Don: Listen, you . . .
A monster!
Phyllis: I'm wet . . . . . .
Meredith: This is too confusing, I just can't understand what all this is about, it's so confusing!
My monster!
WARrrGH!
Phyllis: My monster! I'm ready! I got the pants, I got the shirt, I got the belt the little yellow holes!

Phyllis: I can't get of that stuff, mmm!
FZ: "We're coming to the of a new era, at the motel."
Phyllis: at this over there, look . . . mmm mm . . .
Don: We're coming to the of a new era at the motel, we have been working secretly . . .
Phyllis: still, still the best.
Don: . . .on a new composition in the back . . .
Phyllis: I when he always did that . . .
. . . in our secret chambers.
Phyllis: Then changed into . . . I remember . . .
Don: 'Cause is secret.
Phyllis: For twelve years he's still working on the same song, I don't what I'm gonna do.
Don: We're trying to get the secret karma for the whole world.
Phyllis: Still get that "The Bun" thing. I gotta stop this, it's not good anymore.
Don: You see, like this whole karma thing, really what's causing all the problems.
Phyllis: after all we've got kids now.
So we have to get a composition.
Phyllis: And we can't, he do this anymore, it's another whole life.
Don: And, I'm that it's going to be a hit single.
Phyllis: But, I help it, I mean he's irresistible. The guy is irresistible.
Don: Because everyone is out and buying our new hit single, for this group that uh . . .
Phyllis: at that face, over there . . .
FZ: "You remember our other 'The Bun'?"
Yeah, you rem--
Phyllis: Look at that, right that, there . . . mmm . . .
Don: Our other single, "The Bun"? See, this, was our last composition . . .
Oh, God! Oh, I remember that too . . . yeah . . .
Don: And uh, it was hard to play because uh . . .
Phyllis: at this, when he did that at the fare . . .
Don: Some of the members of the couldn't read music, you see?
Phyllis: No . . . better, I'll tell you something . . .
But we got it all straightened out.
Phyllis: I don't know, I have to think this, 'cause I gotta tell him. Ah! I'll go back! I can't be bother 'cause my mind it's too, it's too crazy, it's going, it's driving me nuts already, I have to think about work, I have to think about him, I have to think about . . .
Stumuk: I oughta face it, after twelve years "The Bun" just isn't a hit. Maybe I'm approaching it wrong. Look at him, a musician, a natural musician. This Motorcity was a serious little boy. Liked to pull down the shades before helping her with the dishes.
And that's why it didn't sell. Look at this . . .
Phyllis: Oh, look at that! I remember --let me stop that and see how the fume was coming out of his mouth, and the way the lips, the lips, so beautiful and the . . .
Massimo: Try to do something that.
Stumuk: Like
Massimo: figlio di puttana.
FZ: He's on set.
Massimo: E non il cazzo.
Stumuk: A non catzo.
'Cause I have a big bunch of minchia!
Stumuk: A big of minchia!
Phyllis: It's great you're learning Italian, I love . . . That's what I want! More, a little culture, enough already with "The Bun"!
Stumuk: I had, I had to it. It wasn't right.
Massimo: These fucking didn't work, I don't know why. Maybe, can you see all these little points, white points, on these fucking things? You have to know that . . .
Can you see?
Massimo: . . . all stuff . . .
Stumuk: Everybody's using the chicken to measure it nowadays, even my kids!
Massimo: . . . come from my nose, and people didn't like it.
Stumuk: No more the . . .
Massimo: And I just don't why . . .
Stumuk: But "The Bun," the placement of "The Bun." It has seeds. different.
Massimo: I just can't imagine why they didn't like these balls that come from my nose, you know? This way, tshh! And I spent a lot of years of my life to do something like that, these fucking things, and it didn't work. can I say?

Guy From Far fucking out! Far fucking out!

Hee hee hee hee!
Ah! I can dig it!

Guy From Alabama: DONG! DONG! I mean dong, that's what your is!
Aynsley: Your
Guy From A minchia!
Aynsley: You mean dick?
Guy From Alabama: You put your in the stinky-a.

Massimo: And you know why? 'Cause I have a big bunch of dick! una minchia tanta! And this part of the lesson, I'm sorry, but you can't learn, 'cause Mother Nature didn't make you Italian.