Luyện nghe bài hát Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part 1

FZ: We're shooting the uh, title for Uncle Meat right now, which is the name of the Mothers of Invention movie that we've been working on for about three years . . . without too much success.
Don: Boy, we really need a hit single . . . Just think, I mean, the way the going today . . . with all the problems in it . . . I think I can actually change the world, because it's the young people that really need to be changed, and, and you can really do that through music and everything . . . This was our last hit single . . . it was really a bummer, they wouldn't even play it on the radio . . . Oh, well, gotta come up with something better than that . . .

Don: Good evening, is Biff Debris.
You know . . . it's too much, I know.
Don: Coming to you the motel.
Phyllis: at that monster.
Don: . . .
FZ: Ha ha ha ha!
Phyllis: What are they laughing about? He looks so beautiful when they . . .
Don: That's what my used to say . . .
Phyllis: Twelve years. It's the same story there with that song, I don't know what I'm doing, but look, look at the way he's changing . . . Oh, I remember that in the shower, the first time with the hamburger. Oh, was good . . . But, I don't know, twelve years marriage, you get tired of the same thing. But I don't know, I can try it again sometime. Oh, look there's Minnesota! He was a great guy, Minnesota Tishman . . .
We're coming to the beginning of a new era
Phyllis: He was a guy . . .
Don: you feel it coming?
Phyllis: He was, he was in this time. He's washed up now, I heard about it though.

Ray: is it you're doing, Mr. Tishman?
Carl: I'm using the chicken to it
. . . pool?
Phyllis: You know what I used to do? I used to watch him eat, and while he was I would ask him what he's doing.
Haskell Wexler: What the hell are we doing in this
FZ: I'm going to . . . you stand there and take pictures of that, I'm gonna tell you the, the plot of the movie. Alright. Basically what we're going to do, today, is spend some time around the house while you meet the people that you're going to be photographing for the rest of the week . . . and we discuss some of the absurdities . . .
Haskell Wexler:
FZ: Yes, we're dealing with the . . . the absurdities of making the movie in the first place and especially about the Mothers of Invention . . .

Guy From Alabama: You wanna have a
Aynsley: The
Guy From Circle-jerk.
Aynsley: A circle jerk? What's
Guy From Alabama: That's you get everybody around and bet yer meat and see who can get it the fastest.
Yeah?
Guy From Alabama: Yeah, and whoever wins gets kegs
Aynsley: who?
Guy From Kegs, you know . . .
Aynsley: Cakes of
Gee Jimmy, that's cool!
Cakes. Cheers. Yeah, anyway.
FZ: What could that possibly . . . hmmm, I wonder what happens if you go like this . . .

Ray: What is it that doing with this?
Carl: I'm the . . .
FZ: You know what I used to do? I used to watch him eat. And while he was eating, I would talk to him while he was eating, and I would ask him what doing. And he would say, "I'm using the chicken to measure it."
Ok . . .
Don: Can I borrow your
Phyllis: You what I used to do?
Ray: are you doing with that?
I used to watch him eat.
Carl: I'm using the to measure it.
Phyllis: You know, you what I used to do? I used to watch him eat. And while he was eating, I would ask him, "What are you doing?"
FZ: Do it again.
Ray: Why is he a chicken to measure it?
Phyllis: And he say, "I'm using the chicken to measure it." What did he mean by that?
Ray: . . . using the chicken to measure it
Phyllis: Till day I don't know what he's talking about . . .
FZ: Do it again.
Phyllis: That Tishman. That Minnesota Tishman . . . a guy . . .

Guy From Eight inches or less?
Aynsley: Uh . . . inches.
Guy From Alabama: inches? Well, I'll get your kind of women, there, man.
Aynsley: You can? Yes, cool . . .
Guy From Alabama: Oh, they got whores there you wouldn't believe!
Gee Jimmy, that's cool!
Guy From Alabama: You can . . . fall right in.
Aynsley: But do they pool?

Phyllis: What a guy, what a sense of . . . The way he used to . . . let me get back to that.
FZ: Look at the way he hands chicken . . .
Do you want another ball?
FZ: He had a way that chicken . . .
Phyllis: He . . . look at the way he handles that chicken, he had a way . . . look at the way he holds it, and fondles it, and he put it right his privates . . .
But that's cool, still
Guy From Alabama: cool, yeah.
Aynsley: That's cool, yeah, I sort of the . . .
Guy From I'm using the chicken to measure it, though
Aynsley: You
Guy From Yeah.
Aynsley: Yeah, where's the shit . . . or the white
Guy Alabama: I'm up to my knees in shit, man.
Really.
Guy From Alabama: There's all kind of shit, now about . . . all shit . . .

Massimo: And now, we are going to translate: "This is my left hand." Repeat me: "Questa e' la mia mano sinistra." And now: "This is my right hand." Repeat after me: "Questa e' la mia mano destra."
Ray: is it you're doing?
Carl: I'm using the to measure it. Have you ever used a chicken to measure it?
Meredith: Gee Jimmy, cool!
Guy From Alabama: I fucked a . . .

Don: We're coming to the beginning of a new era wherein the development of the inner self is the most important thing. We have to train ourselves. So that we can on anything: a bird, a sock, a fuming beaker. This is, this too can be music. Anything can be music.

FZ: Hello? Yeah, are you busy? Well I was wondering --this is Frank-- can you come, yeah, can you come over here and be in our uh, teen-age movie? Okay, well, tell you what the action is . . .
He's eating.
FZ: Ok, he's eating, you see . . . Don Preston . . . Well, it depends, mostly it's a hamburger, sometimes, well he doesn't wanna eat the hamburger, 'cause a vegetarian . . . Okay now, Phyllis is here . . . Phyllis . . .
Who's Phyllis?
FZ: No, no, no, Phyllis is the girl that's the, my assistant editor on the, on the film . . . Yeah, she to be Tom Wilson's secretary . . . Ok . . . You remember Tom Wilson were gonna run for President?

Aynsley: Tom Wilson?
Yeah.
Aynsley:
Carl: she came out here work on the Woodstock festival.
Ray: What are you doing that chicken?
Carl: And then uh, . . .
Ray: I was the ball.
Carl: Then Frank her to work on the Mothers movie.

Phyllis: Hi, I'm Phyllis Altenhaus, and I'm working with Frank Zappa on his film Uncle Meat, in Hollywood. I'm a nervous doing this 'cause it's the first time I'd even been a star in a film. I originally started working for Frank as his assistant editor on the film Uncle Meat, and one day we were sitting around watching the Festival Hall shots, the rushes, and I saw Don come on the screen --Don Preston plays the monster-- and I said, "Frank, look at Don! He's turning into a monster! I'm gonna vomit!"
FZ: When she him turning into a monster she has to vomit.
Phyllis: Frank said, "That's it, that's the opening of the line, that, that, I mean, that's the opening of the picture." I said, "Frank, I can't be in your picture, first of all, I have such a bad Brooklyn accent, I'm embarrased by the whole thing!" And he said, "Don't worry, you'll do it." So, you know, Frank, he has a certain way about him, I mean he just gets people to do these things.
Don: He just me sick when he changes into a monster.
Why? Why does he make you sick?
Don: Oh, can't you see it how, how . . . ugly it is that, being that Oh, just, I can't stand it, I, I think I'm gonna be sick, I have to vomit.

FZ: She just, she tells me she has to vomit, see. She's to make me believe that it makes her sick when he turns into a monster.
Phyllis: There's something that that gets me so nauseous, I don't know what it is. Look at that, look at that.
FZ: Yeah, but it's not true. Well, you see, it her hot.
Phyllis: something so sexy about him. When he comes on that stage, I get so hot just looking at him drinking that, that smoke stuff, I don't know what it is. I don't even care if he turns into a monster, I love it . . .
Oh dear!
Phyllis: Look at that, oh him with the cape, but he doesn't, he walks away. It's such a hot move and he, he's so when he goes back to that gong, oh, that's so nice . . . Boy, I hope no one ever finds out I love it so much, that hot monster . . . oh, ooh . . .
Don: You're really good at those dials, baby. You're the manipulating person I've ever seen.
Phyllis: I don't like to be called manipulating, that's for sure, but I like to think of as being hot.
FZ: She gets hot. And then she runs into the toilet, and she stands in front of the mirror and she makes faces to herself so she can turn into a monster. Isn't it cute? That's right, then, when she does that, and she's having a fantasy that she's turning into a monster, the monster comes out of the toilet from her.

Phyllis: Oh . . . a lower, please.
How do you work all those controls in there? That's really fantastic . . .
Oh, it's nothing.
Don: All of buttons and switches . . .
Phyllis: nothing. Look, look what's going on there! Oh . . . oh, wow, this . . .
Don: I just see how a girl could do all that.
Phyllis: Oh, now with the, the Women's Liberation we can do anything, you're kidding? Oh . . . oh! It's so good!
Don: This girl obviously has some sort of demented problem in where she, she likes uh, monsters that drink foamy vile liquid and uh transform. It must be some uh, connection in her past, in her childhood of something. Maybe her father didn't demonstrate enough uh, affection for her. a . . .
Phyllis: Oh . . . it's been so . . .
Tell me, did your father demonstrate any affection for you?
Phyllis: I've been watching you on the screen for four weeks . . . Finally, my monster . . . Is it real? Is it really you? Oh feels, oh, monster, can I have a bite off of your apple?
Don: Mm . . . I that uh . . .
Phyllis: so nice to be here with a monster finally . . .
Don: It must be uh, her mother and father probably told her that real ugly and awkward and dumb and everything . . .
Phyllis: a good apple, monster.
Don: And so she to people that are ugly, dumb and awkward.
Phyllis: Let me off your hat so I can really see what's happening underneath there. Just what I thought, a monster head.
Don: You'll find is quite common in uh, today's society
Phyllis: It's like Adam and Eve and the apple . . . Finally, here's my monster . . . after all this . . .
That's why monster movies are so popular, you know?
Phyllis: I'd waited and . . .
Don: D'you how many a monster movie costs to make?
Phyllis: And he is, he's right here.
Don: Monster movies really a lot of money.
Phyllis: Sitting with me, I can't believe it! Is it really you,
Don: And our young society today to all these monster movies and they see them on television night after night.
Phyllis: so terrific to be with the monster.
Don: We're raising a new of monster lovers.
Phyllis: I've been waiting so long for the . . . Maybe this'll be the real thing.

Don: He's changing a monster! You should see this! God, I get so hot!
Aynsley: Would you like a quick vibrator? Now you've ruined the thing
Carl: Have I? take one down!
Aynsley: Oh, . . .
I thought you get the walking four balls.
No no . . .
Carl: It's difficult to on three.
Don: I'm using the chicken to it.
Don?
Don: I'm the chicken to measure it.
Charles.
Phyllis: Aynsley Dunbar, who's playing with Frank now, this real English popstar, very attractive guy, and he's like into a whole groupie thing with whips and things, don't ask me, and Frank got this great idea, actually he gets this great idea for me, to have Aynsley in the Hollywood Ranch Market, we just did last night, hit him with toilet brushes. It's, it's a little dumb but I went along with it, you know, what else are you gonna do? You're getting paid and uh, you do these things.

Phyllis: . . . cleanser . . . cleanser . . . cleanser . . . cleanser . . .
Hello, there!
Phyllis: . . . cleanser . . .
Aynsley: Say, could you do me a favour? you beat me with a toilet brush?
Phyllis: Beat you a toilet brush?
Aynsley: . . . someone might hear . . . yes, beat me with a toilet brush.
Phyllis: your name?
Aynsley: Ah, hello, my name is Aynsley Dunbar and I, I'm very interested in and canes, etc. I'm gonna fill, fill you in about uh, my background.
FZ: Are you absolutely serious about You really like whips and canes?
Oh yeah, yeah.
FZ: And you
Aynsley: I didn't have too much chance to use 'em here, as yet, because it's, you know the screams and that, would most likely wake the kids up! No, actually I'm moving on though to toilet brushes and things, 'cause I they'll be coming in this year . . . definitely.
You want me to beat you with the toilet brush?
Yes.
Phyllis: I like uh, I'm ready!

Phyllis: You know, I'll tell you something, I find myself saying, "I'm ready," you know, and like, I slap my face when I'm saying, "I'm ready," because it's like uh, in the I'm saying, "I'm ready," you know? And . . . there has to be a limit.

Phyllis: That's a whip, I guessed right, you know I saw this handle sticking up here and I like, I, I guessed it on first, you know? Like I know . . .
FZ: him while you're talking.
Phyllis: You like . . . I tell you something. I hope it's not getting your kidney or anything like that.
Aynsley: Oh look, keep, keep, keep it high, just keep it high.
Phyllis: You know what I I got worried about those things, I got . . . you know I'm humane, Aquarius and all this . . .
Aynsley: great . . . that's. . .
Phyllis: is arising, you know, I'm humane.
Aynsley: keep it high. Oh, love it, yeah, right.
Phyllis: Uhm . . . well, see . . .
FZ: Ask him, "Does it get you hot?"
Phyllis: Is it you hot?
Aynsley: Oh, it would do if I had another 'bout fifteen people.

Don: I know gets you hot. Hamburgers get you hot, 'cause I picked you up in the pool hall!
Phyllis: You don't know what gets me hot, you don't have the idea what gets me hot!
Don: Sure! Hamburgers! at this . . .
I can't take it . . .
Don: See
Phyllis: I can't take it . . . oh, God, hamburger!
Don: But you don't what gets me hot.
Phyllis: I'd bet I what gets you hot. Sticks, sticks on your body on a table get you hot.
Don: I'm getting hot! . . . When I was drinking the potion . . . and that hat and that cape and everything . . . just incredible . . . I'd . . . wonder what it's like to, to change a monster . . . it must be really great.
Phyllis: It's just so wonderful. Give me a bite of the apple there . . . Mmm, oh, my monster! Oh, that's so terr-- Oh! I love that, when a does that, mm . . . Well, I've just been thinking, monster, we can take rides in the country in the Volkswagen . . . and, my monster, you're feeling me up, my monster.
FZ: It get you hot.
Phyllis: Well . . . it get me hot.
FZ: I saw you on the floor in the corner with him!
Phyllis: I, it wasn't me laying in the corner! was, that wasn't me!
FZ: Ha ha . . . Who was it?
That was Sheba! It wasn't me!
FZ: Who is Ha ha!
Phyllis: is the one that's in love with Don.

Don: And why, why do you monsters?
Phyllis: It's, it's not their looks, it's the intellectual thing that comes across, you know, you could tell that, I, looks aren't important to me, it's something the intelligence. When you mix that potion, you know when I've seen you mix that potion, I don't know, it's the intellectual way I get hot.
Don: Yeah, but what causes
Phyllis: You what I mean?
I mean, well . . .
Phyllis: It's, hotness.

Phyllis: It used to be very, it was nice and quiet in this place, that's why I came here, because of the feeling like, like a place to get away from things, and now what's going on, it's like all noise and . . . I don't know, it doesn't . . . wherever you go nowadays it's the same thing, all these guys they're so disgusting, I can't stand it . . .
Look, anybody . . . anybody sitting here?
Phyllis: No! Go ahead, sit down!
Don: Thanks. drinking this beer in here?
Phyllis: No, I don't know what the bartender . . . he left it there, I don't know what's going on . . .
My name is Biff Debris.
Phyllis: Oh, hi! Flieschman.
Don: How do?
Phyllis: So and uh, name is Biff Debris.
Yeah.
Phyllis: You know, funny thing, if we got my name would be Sheba DeBiff.
My name is Biff Debris, not Debris DeBiff.
Phyllis:
Yeah.
Phyllis: Biff Debris . . . well, I'll tell you something, I once knew someone whose was Dubois. It, it sort of sounds like Debris, you know what I mean? Like, is that French, or what?
Don: Well, I'm part Mohawk and part Norwegian.
Phyllis: Excuse me. Is the hamburger yet?
Don: What sign are
Phyllis: Uh, I'm with Venus rising on my past.
Really?
Phyllis: Yeah. It's really good sign because it's the Aquarian age now, you know? And like, all coming together. You know what I mean by coming together?
Yeah.
Phyllis: I since I came from New York, you know, I'm really . . .
Don: Are you New York?
Yeah, you can't tell! Huh?
No . . .
Phyllis: I you something, so it really means that I'm losing my accent, you know, because the other day I was talking to someone and they couldn't guess either, well, I asked them, I said to them, "Where do you think I'm from?" And you know they said, they said, "New Jersey," you know, so, and New Jersey accent is really completely different, you know? Like, it depends so, if you come from Patterson, it's different from Trenton and Orange County, but you know, I say "Orange" like this, "Orange," 'cause that's in California they say, "Orange," you know?
Don: What's the, the matter with uh, Debris?
Phyllis: one thing I stayed away from.
Don: Alright, free . . .
Phyllis: I think you can really be high on your own intellectual stratification.
Hamburgers.
Phyllis: say hamburgers, it gets me so hot . . .
But you don't know what gets me hot, you see . . .
Phyllis: I what gets you hot!
No, no . . .
Phyllis: I saw it in the pool
You saw that?
Yeah!
Don: That what does it, you see. It really isn't.
Phyllis: Well, well, what is it? You know, like if it's not that, then is it?
Well . . .
Phyllis: Well, don't be embarrassed! You can tell me, you know? I'm . . .
Showers.
Phyllis:
Showers.
Phyllis: Well, okay, you know, I can go see that, I can see, I can showers.
Not, not nude showers.
Phyllis: What you mean not nude
Don: It's gotta be a shower, you know.
Phyllis: What kind of
Don: With special clothes on it.
You mean, you wear clothes when you . . . ?
Don: clothes! These are the clothes . . .
Phyllis: are the clothes that you . . . ?
Right here . . .
Phyllis: There are in there for me for the shower?

Phyllis: Say he devised this plan, is how this clothes and the shower thing all came by, because I was too embarrassed to stand in the shower. First roll, you know, I'm not gonna be standing naked but, the whole thing's taking out, so I figured, "Okay, I'll wear dungarees and a shirt." And, and anyway to tell you the truth I think it's sexier because, you see like just a little outline . . . tiny little bit, you know, like, poinnnng!

I don't understand it, but it's like . . .
Don: I . . .
Phyllis: It's your trip, man! You know? Like, it's alright me, you know? I don't care.
Don: And this children's with the little holes in it. Look at those pants!
Phyllis: Ooh, but what has . . . do with the holes! I mean, you know, like I hope they fit up.
It'll be good . . .
Phyllis: You know, like, okay, I'll try, I don't care, try anything!

FZ: Hi, Phyllis, why don't you to take your clothes off with the monster?
Phyllis: I'm embarrassed to.
FZ: What's there to be embarrassed
Phyllis: Well, never done that before, and I don't wanna do it now!
FZ: But why you wanna do it?
I'd rather not. There's no reason, I'd just rather not.
FZ: But what's the matter? You got an ugly
Phyllis: No, I have a body. I just don't wanna do it.
FZ: But why don't you wanna do it if you've got a body? Don't you wanna share it with the world?
No, I don't wanna share it with the world.

Phyllis: So I did it, and it was, I tell you, I was hot, see my shirt?

Phyllis: I'm ready! I got the shirt, I got the pants, and I got the with that little yellow holes, you know? And I'm hot!
And I got the bun and the hamburger and the relish and the orange and I've got my clothes off and I'm hot!
Phyllis: Oh, on!
Don: You know how many times we . . . ? I go down to Mr. Pocket three a week, trying to find somebody that'll wear these clothes in the shower.
Phyllis: How do they on me?
Oh . . .
Phyllis: You it?
Don: great, you know. I had those clothes in the refrigerator for about two months now.
Where is the hamburger? Just give me a bite, mmh . . . it's so great, you don't meet guys . . .
Don: Oh, disgusting . . .
Phyllis: You don't guys who get you off with hamburgers, I'm saying I'm really happy that mmmm . . .
Don: Oh, the two of us make a great couple!
Phyllis: I know, me with my clean and the hamburger and everything like that, well, you know, we can go places.
Yeah.
Phyllis: You want me to wash your hair? While you, just hold the hamburger first, you know, I wash your hair . . .
Do you want me to wash it to you?
Phyllis: Well, I don't know, I wasn't planning on it, it's alright, you can my back . . . mm, so nice the shower . . .
Don: I bear it.
Especially, especially, especially if you . . .
Don: people are really weird.
Phyllis: Pull it on my back, just a little bit, it won't, it won't hurt, just a little bit over there, this side, terrific, with the hamburger.

Phyllis: meat . . . Hhhh . . . Oh . . .
FZ: Wouldn't that be better if you had your off then you can uh, enforce him on your arms?
Phyllis: No, I . . . don't need my off, I can get the gratification that I want just like this.

Phyllis: Oh, doesn't feel good, oh, it's so great. I'm so glad that I met you today . . .
Mmmm . . .
Phyllis: And hamburger . . .
Don: Do you if I rub some of this in your hair?
Phyllis: Oh I don't mind, let me just out that little thing here, mmm . . .
Oh, boy . . .
Phyllis: A little bit, wait, it's, but I don't know, do you have cream rinse here? . . . this strip I be able to . . .
Cream rinse?
Phyllis: . . . 'cause I . . .
Eugh!
Phyllis: I be, let me see how it feels with the soap.
FZ: Whi-whi-which parts get you the hottest that can be rushed with the
Phyllis: Well I think uh . . . part!
Don: Oh, I this with hamburgers under the clothes.

Don: getting hot, come on.
Phyllis: Oh, am I hot, over this hamburger! Oh, I of my uh . . .
For a hundred dollars you're getting hot.
Phyllis: Oh, am I hot! I'm so hot! Hhh . . . I'm so hot this hamburger, oh . . .
FZ: Get hot!
I'm so hot!
FZ: Under, . . . Ha ha ha ha!
Undulate.
FZ: Look!
Don: You . . . getting better.
Where's the hamburger? Just . . . those . . .
FZ: with soap are good.
Phyllis: Ha-a . . . let me take a little bite, mmm . . . delicious! Let me put it in here so I don't loose it. I don't wanna in case I wanna little piece after, you do my back?
Oh yeah . . .
Phyllis: Underneath the shirt, don't be bashful, I, oh, I it makes you hot, like if you keep . . .
Don: Yeah, I the shirt better. I'll wash the shirt.
Phyllis: Oh, let me take a little bit of the
FZ: Ha ha!
Phyllis: You know, the last guy that I was with he just had Ground Choc, you know what Ground tastes like in the shower, man . . .
FZ: Ha ha ha ha!
Oh . . .
Phyllis: is odd meat, where did you get this?
FZ: Ha ha ha!
Phyllis: Just like the health food stuff, are you a food person? You know, like . . .
Don: No, I am Meat!
Phyllis: You are Meat?

Phyllis: And because you're the man with the burgers . . .
FZ: "And the my trip."
Phyllis: And the burger's my and is such a groove, I wanna show my appreciation and I wanna clean your bathroom . . . the cleanser . . .
FZ: "I am to the Hollywood Ranch . . . "
Phyllis: I'm going to the Hollywood Ranch Market and I'm buy the cleanser.
And because you have worn the clothes . . .
Phyllis: . . .
Don: got me hot, the shirt . . .
Phyllis: . . .
Don: The pants and the little brown belt, children's belt with the in it . . .
Phyllis: . . .
Don: I . . .
Cleanser . . .
Don: your offer to go to the Hollywood Ranch Market . . .
Phyllis: . . .
And get the cleanser and clean my bathroom.

Janet: He's that group Cleanser. He looks pretty kinky. Too bad we didn't have our garters on.
Janet & EEEEEEEUH!
Oh, what do you expect from work in this joint.
Lucy: Ooh Janet, he has a vibrator! Now, ooh . . . Eeeuhh! Ha ha ha! Ah . . . ah . . . aaaaaaAAAAH! Ooh wha . . . ooh! Hhh . . . . . .

Don: We're coming to the beginning of a new era at the motel, where we have been working secretly on a new composition in the back room, in our secret chambers. 'Cause everything is secret. We're trying to get the secret karma change for the whole world, you see, like this whole karma thing, it's really what's causing all the problems, so we have to get a composition and, I'm sure that it's to be a hit single, because everyone is going out and buying our new hit single, for this group that uh . . .
FZ: "You remember our other 'The Bun'?"
Don: Yeah, you our other single, "The Bun"? See, this, this was our last composition . . .
Plugging it in . . .
Don: And uh, it was pretty hard to play uh, some of the members of the group couldn't read music, you see? But we got it all straightened out and, some of them quit and everything but . . .
Aynsley?: A few in the Brothers . . .
Don: Uh, with our new arrangement we really hope to do big things, you know? Like we hope to change every single person's karma and that in turn will change and upgrade all the ecology problems, all the polution and all the air and everything, you know? And this right here is the composition I was speaking of and uh, this is the guitar part, this is the vocal, this is the bass part, and this little section over here could be for the dancer, but she keeps quitting all the time so we don't really know uh, if she's gonna be in it which she is now or just take it out like that. Now, it's very difficult to compose this type of thing, because like, the slightest movement that you can make of one single article could whether it's underground or real commercial, see? If we put the sock over here it's more commercial than if it were over here, then it's real underground, you understand? So we take you now to the motel, where the group is deep in . . . just deep.

Motorhead: . . . straightest member is the writer, you know I . . .
Don: Hey, you guys, I would like just . . .
Meredith: These can work together.
Don: Talk the arrangement here
Aynsley: How about that new drum you just worked out?
Don: got a new composition.
Meredith: rhythmic, huh?
Motorhead: Now beautiful.
Don: Listen . . . Silence, fools! . . . SILENCE, FOOLS! Don't you in progress?
Carl: I'm using the to measure it.
FZ?: Take that progress and stick it a rock!
Carl: I'm using the chicken to measure it . . . I'm the chicken to measure it . . . I'm using the chicken to measure it . . . I'm using the chicken to measure it . . . I'm using the chicken to measure it . . . I'm using the chicken to measure it . . . I'm using the chicken to measure it.
FZ: What are you doing the chicken?
Carl: I'm using the to measure it.
FZ: What are you doing with the
Carl: I'm the chicken to measure it.
Motorhead: Outta site! That's site!
That's beautiful!
FZ: What are you doing with the
I'm using . . .
Don: That's what we for our new song.
Meredith: was a good composition!
We got it!
Aynsley: Can you write one like that
I did! Well . . .
Ray?: You I mean . . .
Don: At night, that's . . .
Ray: when he starts in with the guitar . . . ?
Now look . . .
Ray: Then he comes in with his solo?
Don: You guys, do you see this here?
Ray: Why does he have
Don: Can you see this over here? This is the new composition we're going to make a hit single with.
What's it called, "Junk Shuffle"?
No . . .
"Junkyard."
Aynsley: What's it
Carl: I'm using the chicken to it.
FZ: called "We're using the chicken to measure it."
Carl: I'm using the chicken to it.
Don: Right, "We're the chicken to measure it." Well, I couldn't get a chicken, I, all I got was . . .
Motorhead: That be the title. Ray's got a chicken.
Yeah!
Motorhead: You can use chicken to measure it.
But uh . . .
FZ: No, no, that's part of the concept, you're using the to measure the pitch in?
Aynsley: It's I choose.
Don: Oh, I see, yeah, are we using the chicken to it?
Motorhead: Or
I'll show you, this is . . .
Ray: How about a
I thought it was cooler.
Don: This is the guitar part, here.
Motorhead: let me see . . .
Pull her.
Motorhead: It's that what I That's my part.
That's your part.
Motorhead: Oh, A . . .
And this is a new concept.
Motorhead: I can't learn that by tomorrow, man, no way.
Tonight.
Motorhead: I learn it tonight!
Don: Listen, I got the booked.
I can't even . . .
Aynsley: OW!
At the Hollywodd Ranch Market tonight, man!
Meredith: pretty heavy, man.
But tonight?!
Meredith: pretty heavy . . .
Motorhead: My strings are flat, my pickups are shot, do wouldn't give us an advance so I can buy some new strings and an amp?
Don: Listen, I'll care of everything.

Don: You see, Countess, the problem is uh, it's very hard to talk about but, the guys need equipment, you know like he needs batteries and uh, and, and uh, needs strings for his guitar, you know? And, and of the electronic equipment needs boosting and uh, we have a good prog and everything, you know? I just wanted to find out if we could get any awr . . . nng . . . gnn . . . Do you have a pencil and a paper? Uh huh . . . thanks . . .
Royalties?
Don: GNG! MMnnnngrgGGL! Sorry, would you mind not using that It's a . . .
Who cares about royalties?
Grrah!
Francesca: Look, I've seen everybody around, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Arthur Brown, and his fire and his head . . . Oh, man, I've never got so hot as long, I've ever got so hot until I started to, to use the chicken to measure it with it.

Guy Alabama: We must say it in Alabama language, man, I can't understand.
Another "Guy From Alabama": that kind of music and eating meat, you'll never . . .
I say . . . I say . . .
Guy Alabama: (unintelligible shouting)
Aynsley: I say, old boy, you speak
Guy From Hey man, you got any peas or beans or anything like that?

Don: You have to admit is different.
Motorhead: Oh I hate . . . that's a drum, gotta be a drum.
Don: I mean . . . I know what it's like, to me the idea of commercial is doing something different.
Meredith: Bet that a heavy one . . .
Carl: The way feed . . .
You know? Something people can . . . can . . .
WAH!
Don: It's not the old thing.
Hey, but that, that isn't a . . .
Meredith: to practise . . .
No!
WAH!
NO!
Motorhead: out!
Oh . . .
Don: it, Ray . . .
Chicken's in the . . .
Don: Now, use the to measure it.
Chicken's in the . . .
Aynsley: Biff, man, how does that fit into the part, . . . heavy like that . . .
Meredith: And what is after into that my part
This is the music.
Meredith: Where?
This, the whole thing is the music.
Meredith: Ah, but how does one fit into all . . .
But there's no head, man.
Meredith: But how that fit into all that?
Oh yeah, there's . . .
Ray: Are you using a to measure it?
Meredith: the concept of this?
Motorhead: no way we can play it.
Meredith: What's the concept of this
Don: Look, . . .
Motorhead: Not by tonight, man! It be done.
Aynsley: Let me . . . anyway, man, I'm going out tonight, you know, I've got a few to meet.
Motorhead: I'm to hear the Fudge.
Don: You guys, if you make a hit single and I mean, a hit single.
Aynsley: Yeah, but all I'm is as long as you pay us well, I just don't wanna know.
Well, you'll get royalties.
Motorhead: You get some royalties, man!
Aynsley:
Don: Listen, you . . .
A monster!
Phyllis: I'm wet . . . . . .
Meredith: This is turning too confusing, I just understand what all this is about, it's so confusing!
My monster!
WARrrGH!
Phyllis: My monster! I'm ready! I got the pants, I got the shirt, I got the with the little yellow holes!

Phyllis: I get enough of that stuff, mmm!
FZ: "We're coming to the of a new era, at the motel."
Phyllis: Look at this over there, . . . mmm mm . . .
Don: We're coming to the of a new era at the motel, we have been working secretly . . .
Phyllis: still, still the best.
Don: . . .on a new composition in the room . . .
Phyllis: I love he always did that . . .
. . . in our secret chambers.
Phyllis: changed into . . . I remember that . . .
'Cause everything is secret.
Phyllis: For twelve years he's still working on the song, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Don: We're trying to get the secret karma change for the world.
Phyllis: kinda get that "The Bun" thing. I gotta stop this, it's not good anymore.
You see, like this whole karma thing, it's really what's causing all the problems.
Phyllis: Because all we've got kids now.
So we have to get a composition.
Phyllis: And we can't, he can't do anymore, it's another whole life.
And, I'm sure that it's going to be a hit single.
Phyllis: But, I can't help it, I he's irresistible. The guy is irresistible.
Don: everyone is going out and buying our new hit single, for this group that uh . . .
Look at that face, over there . . .
FZ: "You remember our single 'The Bun'?"
Don: Yeah, you
Phyllis: Look at that, right that, there . . . mmm . . .
Don: Our single, "The Bun"? See, this, this was our last composition . . .
Phyllis: Oh, God! Oh, I remember that too . . . . . .
Don: And uh, it was pretty hard to play uh . . .
Phyllis: Look at this, when he did at the fare . . .
Some of the members of the group couldn't read music, you see?
Phyllis: No . . . it's better, tell you something . . .
Don: But we got it all out.
Phyllis: I don't know, I have to about this, 'cause I gotta tell him. Ah! I'll go back! I can't be bother 'cause my mind it's too, it's too crazy, it's going, it's driving me nuts already, I have to think about work, I have to think about him, I have to think about . . .
Stumuk: Maybe I oughta face it, after twelve years "The Bun" just a hit. Maybe I'm approaching it wrong. Look at him, a musician, a natural musician. This Motorcity was a serious little boy. Liked to pull down the shades before helping her with the dishes.
Massimo: And that's why it didn't sell. Look at . . .
Phyllis: Oh, look at that! I remember --let me stop that and see how the fume was out of his mouth, and the way the lips, the lips, so beautiful and the hamburger . . .
Massimo: Try to do something that.
Stumuk: Like
Maledetto figlio di puttana.
FZ: on television set.
E non cagarmi il cazzo.
Stumuk: A non catzo.
Massimo: 'Cause I a big bunch of minchia!
Stumuk: A big of minchia!
Phyllis: It's great you're learning Italian, I love . . . what I want! More, a little culture, it's enough already with "The Bun"!
Stumuk: I had, I had to change it. It right.
Massimo: These fucking things didn't work, I don't why. Maybe, can you see all these little points, white points, on these fucking things? You have to know that . . .
Can you see?
Massimo: . . . all this . . .
Stumuk: using the chicken to measure it with nowadays, even my kids!
Massimo: . . . from my nose, and maybe people didn't like it.
No more the sock . . .
Massimo: And I don't know why . . .
Stumuk: But "The Bun," the placement of "The Bun." It has seeds. different.
Massimo: I just can't imagine why they didn't like balls that come from my nose, you know? This way, tshh! And I spent a lot of years of my life to do something like that, these fucking things, and it didn't work. What can I say?

Guy Alabama: Far fucking out! Far fucking out!

Hee hee hee hee!
Ah! I can dig it!

Guy From DONG! DONG! I mean dong, that's what your minchia is!
Your which?
Guy From A minchia!
You mean your dick?
Guy From Alabama: You put minchia in the stinky-a.

Massimo: And you know 'Cause I have a big bunch of dick! Tengo una minchia tanta! And this part of the lesson, I'm sorry, but you can't learn, 'cause Mother Nature didn't make you Italian.