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These are famous Christmas Carols I know it aint Christmas but i'm goin to do these Christmas carols these is good american patriotic christmas and god bless america and thanks for comin so:

Get a job you bum bum bum
Money dont grow on you bum bum bum.

farts
Deadly
All was
Not fer

Oh come on foreigners
Come and get dem cards
And learn damn english
And den how to

I wish my get hit by a car
I my mother-in-law get hit by a car
I my mother-in-law get hit by a car

So I have to hear her

Blue
balls
Its dollar at the titty club
See dance, on my pants
Soon it will be bathroom

You better out, I think shes a guy
I quite sure but somethin aint right
Clinton's comin to town

Donny the Retard had an pound water head
He was three
And he to me
My Donny

The first queer Claus
red-leather chaps
And a pair of white shorty-shorts that had a in the back

I pissed my
The was just too far
I drunk too much beer
I to hold it in
But my bladder just in
And i pissed through my drawers
Right my Wrangler drawers
I pissed, I my Wrangler drawers

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