Luyện nghe bài hát Twisted christmas carols

These are famous Christmas Carols I know it aint Christmas but i'm goin to do these Christmas carols these is good american patriotic christmas carols and god america and thanks for comin so:

Get a job you bum bum bum
Money dont grow on you bum bum bum.

Silent
farts
All was
Not fer

Oh come on illegal
Come and get dem green
And learn damn english
And den how to

I my mother-in-law get hit by a car
I wish my get hit by a car
I my mother-in-law get hit by a car

So I have to hear her

Blue
balls
Its dollar at the titty club
See dance, on my pants
Soon it be bathroom time

You better watch out, I think a guy
I aint sure but somethin aint right
Clinton's comin to town

Donny the had an eight pound water head
He was five-foot
And he to me
My name's

The first queer Santa
Wore red-leather
And a pair of white shorty-shorts had a hole in the back

I pissed my
The toilet was too far
I drunk too damn beer
I tried to it in
But my just gave in
And i pissed right my drawers
Right through my drawers
I pissed, I pissed my drawers

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