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These are famous Christmas I know it aint Christmas but i'm goin to do these Christmas carols these is good american patriotic christmas carols and god bless america and thanks for comin so:

Get a job you bum bum bum
Money dont on trees you bum bum bum.

Silent
farts
All was
Not fer

Oh come on foreigners
and get dem green cards
And some damn english
And den how to

I wish my get hit by a car
I my mother-in-law get hit by a car
I wish my get hit by a car

So I dont have to her

Blue
Blue
Its dollar at the titty club
See them dance, on my
Soon it be bathroom time

You better watch out, I shes a guy
I aint quite but somethin aint right
Hilary Clinton's comin to

Donny the Retard had an pound water head
He was three
And he to me
My name's

The first Santa Claus
red-leather chaps
And a pair of white that had a hole in the back

I my pants
The was just too far
I drunk too damn beer
I tried to it in
But my bladder gave in
And i pissed right through my
through my Wrangler drawers
I pissed, I pissed my drawers

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