Luyện nghe bài hát Twisted christmas carols

These are famous Christmas Carols I know it aint Christmas but i'm goin to do these Christmas carols these is good american patriotic christmas carols and god bless and thanks for comin so:

Get a job you bum bum bum
dont grow on trees you bum bum bum.

Silent
Deadly
All was
Not fer

Oh on illegal foreigners
and get dem green cards
And learn some damn
And den how to

I my mother-in-law get hit by a car
I my mother-in-law get hit by a car
I my mother-in-law get hit by a car

So I dont have to her

balls
Blue
Its dollar night at the club
See them dance, on my
Soon it will be bathroom

You watch out, I think shes a guy
I aint sure but somethin aint right
Hilary Clinton's to town

Donny the Retard had an pound water head
He was five-foot
And he to me
My name's

The first Santa Claus
red-leather chaps
And a of white shorty-shorts that had a hole in the back

I pissed my
The was just too far
I too much damn beer
I to hold it in
But my bladder gave in
And i pissed right my drawers
Right through my drawers
I pissed, I pissed my drawers

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