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These are famous Christmas Carols I know it Christmas but i'm goin to do these Christmas carols these is good american patriotic christmas carols and god bless america and thanks for comin so:

Get a job you bum bum bum
Money dont on trees you bum bum bum.

farts
Deadly
All was
Not fer

Oh come on illegal
Come and get dem cards
And some damn english
And den how to

I my mother-in-law get hit by a car
I wish my get hit by a car
I wish my get hit by a car

So I dont to hear her

Blue
Blue
Its night at the titty club
See them dance, on my
it will be bathroom time

You watch out, I think shes a guy
I aint quite sure but somethin right
Hilary Clinton's to town

the Retard had an eight pound water head
He was five-foot
And he to me
My name's

The first Santa Claus
red-leather chaps
And a pair of white shorty-shorts had a hole in the back

I pissed my
The was just too far
I too much damn beer
I tried to it in
But my bladder gave in
And i pissed right my drawers
Right through my Wrangler
I pissed, I pissed my Wrangler

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