Luyện nghe bài hát Twisted christmas carols

These are famous Christmas Carols I know it aint Christmas but i'm goin to do these Christmas carols these is good american patriotic carols and god bless america and thanks for comin so:

Get a job you bum bum bum
Money dont on trees you bum bum bum.

farts
Deadly
All was
Not fer

Oh on illegal foreigners
Come and get dem green
And learn damn english
And den how to

I wish my get hit by a car
I my mother-in-law get hit by a car
I wish my get hit by a car

So I have to hear her

Blue
balls
Its dollar night at the club
See dance, on my pants
Soon it will be time

You better out, I think shes a guy
I aint quite sure but somethin aint
Clinton's comin to town

Donny the Retard had an eight pound water
He was three
And he to me
My name's

The first Santa Claus
Wore red-leather
And a pair of white shorty-shorts that had a hole in the

I pissed my
The toilet was too far
I drunk too damn beer
I to hold it in
But my bladder just in
And i pissed right through my
Right through my Wrangler
I pissed, I my Wrangler drawers

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