Luyện nghe bài hát Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star

Kermit: Hi, ho, this is Kermit the frog with a special news report from Sesame Street News. I'm speaking to you from the studio of that eminent singer and songwriter, Mr. Don Music, who's hard at work on his latest song. Let's listen, we? Yes.

Twinkle, twinkle, little star...

Kermit: good.

How I wonder what you are...

Kermit: a classic.

Don: Up above the world so high... (looks up, then Kermit does) like a diamond in the.... in the ...in the... Oh, rats, I'll never this song, never! (throws his head onto the keyboard)

Kermit: Don, Don, what to be the problem? That sounded just lovely.

Don: The problem is, if you must know, (Kermit nods) that I can't find a word to rhyme with "high"! I need a word to rhyme with "high", listen. Twinkle, twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are, up above the world so high, like a diamond in the ... I'll get this song, never! I need a word to rhyme with "high"!

Kermit: Okay, well, let's see ... like a diamond in the ... I have it, like a diamond in a pie! That rhymes, how about that? See? Twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are, up above the world so high, like a diamond in a pie.

Don: That make much sense, I mean, what's a diamond doing in a pie?!

Kermit: Well, ummm, I never of it that way. Well, what do you find in pies?

Rhubard, apples, cherries...

Kermit: it then.

Don: You mean... (starts to play the piano) twinkle, twinkle little star, how I what you are, up above the world so high, like a cherry in a pie?

Mmmmh, mmmmh (agreeable noises)

Don: That doesn't make any sense, I mean, what's a pie doing up above in the sky?!

Kermit: Well, I don't know, it could be an advertisement for something, you know? I do see what you mean though. Ummm, well, we could change the other then. What goes with cherry pie?

Don: Well, a nice sandwich

Kermit: There ya go, see? Twinkle, twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are, would you a ham on rye, or a piece of cherry pie.

Don: doesn't make any sense, I mean, stars don't eat!

Kermit: Well, there it is, right there, there's your problem! There's problem!

It is?

Yes, get rid of the star! Sure.

Don: Something else, let's see .... wiggle, wiggle worm?

Kermit: No, no, no, are gooey.

Slither, slither little snake?

Kermit: Naa, I don't snakes.

Don: What is there, horses? Fishes? Birds?

Kermit: Hey, how about that, how about this? Listen to this ... (Don starts to play) Whistle, whistle little bird, isn't eating absurd, try a ham and cheese on rye, or a piece of cherry pie...

And if the crumbs are all you want, then don't come to my restaurant!

Good.

Don: it! Of course! This could be my biggest hit!

Kermit: biggest hit?

Don: I've it again!

We did this together!

Don: boys, hit it! (three western-type male muppets pop up from behind the piano, with mustaches and bandanas, they start to sing)

I want a co-lyricist credit here.

Singers: Whistle, little bird
Isn't crumbs absurd
Try a ham and on rye
And a piece of pie
If crumbs are all you want
come in my restaurant
Try a ham and on rye
And a of cherry pie
If those are all you want
Don't in my restaurant

There you have it folks, another brand-new golden oldie from the pen of Don Music and Frog.