Luyện nghe bài hát Twin Beaks

(Monsterpiece overture plays as we pan in on Cookie Monster seated in his chair wearing his lovely red smoking jacket.)
Monster: Oh hello, this Alistair Cookie here for Monsterpiece Theatre. Tonight another episode in mystery. About a monster trying to guess a town's secret. A town called ... (dramatic music da-dum) Twin Beaks. Oh, excuse me (he runs off stage).
(The scene is now a diner, screen a booth with a piece of pie on the red-checkered table-cloth. Cookie enters and spies said pie. Twin Peaks music softly plays in background.)
Cookie Monster: Oh ho! Pie ... oh ho ... (speaks into hand-held tape recorder) Diane, this Agent Cookie reporting. Me in town called Twin Beaks. (sits down looks around) Darn fine town ... (devours pie) Darn fine pie! (devours plate) Darn fine plate too. Diane, there is one thing me no can find out. Why town called Twin Beaks? Me begin asking questions. Asking questions best way to out something.
(The waitress, a bird with orange feathers, appears with her to us.)
Waitress: Anything else I can get
Cookie Oh ho, hello, yes! You can get me some answers.
Waitress: What was the
Monster: Me want to know why town is called Twin Beaks.
(Dramatic music as the waitress turns to face us. Instead of one beak she has ... two beaks! The effect is one of having split her beak the middle.)
Waitress: Hey I don't bud your business do I? Stay out of mine! (she walks quickly away)
Cookie Monster: That not darn answer! (he sighs, gets out of the booth and walks toward the next table) Me got to ask more people more questions. Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey (to the birds at the next table with their backs to us) Me Special Agent Cookie.
First Bird: I'm Finch ... Finch.
Cookie Monster: David Finch, good, me like bird who know his own name. Me have question. Why this town Twin Beaks?
(Dramatic music as looks around for source.)
(David gets up from the table still not facing us.)
David Finch: see you later ... (turns to face us and we see his two beaks) Laura. (walks away)
(Second gets up from the table, this would be Laura.)
Oh well, gotta fly.
Cookie Monster: Wait, wait, wait ... you no can me teensy-tinesy hint?
Laura (into Cookie's ear)" It's called Twin because ...
of David Finch off-screen: Come on!
Laura: go!
Cookie Monster: oh please, please, please ...
Ask the Log Bird.
Cookie Monster: The Log
David Finch: You coming or
(turns to face camera): Yes. (she leaves)
Cookie Monster: This town gets stranger and stranger. Okay! Me for Log Bird. Hmmm ...
(Cookie looks around, the camera pans to the door as the builds.)
(The door opens and in walks a small yellowish bird a log.)
Log Who's looking for me?
Cookie Monster: Oh, me, me, me, me. (pointing at each item as he says ...) Log ... Bird ... oh ho ... Log Bird! Me for you.
Log Bird: What's on your
Cookie Monster: Me want to ask you one simple question. Why this town Twin Beaks?
Log Let me ask.
Cookie Monster: No, no, no, no. Me asking questions that's how me out things.
Log Let me ask my log. Do you know why this town is called Twin Beaks?
(The log is over and the log's face is uncovered.)
Log: How should I I'm a log!
Cookie Monster: Ho ha! A log!
(The Log Bird backing Cookie into the counter.)
Log Bird: That's right a talking log! A log that doesn't like to be laughed at! (to log) on let's get out of here.
Cookie Monster (as she leaves): Sorry! (Cookie stands next to an eavedropping counter-bird wiping up as he says into his tape recorder ...) Diane, me hurt a log's feelings today and me no closer to finding out why they call this place Twin Beaks. But! Me did notice one thing *very* interesting about the in this town. They all have two beaks!
(Counter-bird looks up in shock and leaves.)
Cookie Monster: But they no like to talk. Oh well. (spots pie on counter) Time for more of great pie! (picks up pie and leaves) Let's go, Diane.
(Scene changes to the Monsterpiece Theatre set as rushes on and sits down.)
Cookie Monster: And that concludes Twin Beaks. Darn fine story ... (cocks head and poses) darn fine actor and ... (picks up pie from out of and devours it) darn fine pie. This Alistair Cookie for Monsterpiece Theatre.