Luyện nghe bài hát Twin Beaks

(Monsterpiece Theatre overture plays as we pan in on Cookie Monster seated in his wearing his lovely red smoking jacket.)
Cookie Monster: Oh hello, this Alistair here for Monsterpiece Theatre. Tonight another episode in mystery. About a monster trying to guess a town's secret. A town called ... (dramatic music da-dum) Twin Beaks. Oh, excuse me (he runs off stage).
(The is now a diner, centre screen a booth with a piece of pie on the red-checkered table-cloth. Cookie enters and spies said pie. Twin Peaks music softly plays in background.)
Cookie Monster: Oh ho! Pie ... oh ho ... (speaks into hand-held tape recorder) Diane, this Cookie reporting. Me in town called Twin Beaks. (sits down looks around) Darn fine town ... (devours pie) Darn fine pie! (devours plate) Darn fine plate too. Diane, there is one thing me no can find out. Why town called Twin Beaks? Me begin asking questions. Asking questions best way to find out something.
(The waitress, a bird with orange feathers, with her back to us.)
Waitress: Anything I can get you?
Cookie Oh ho, hello, yes! You can get me some answers.
Waitress: was the question?
Cookie Monster: Me want to know why town is Twin Beaks.
(Dramatic music as the waitress turns to face us. Instead of one she has ... two beaks! The effect is one of having split her beak down the middle.)
Waitress: Hey I don't bud into your business do I? Stay out of mine! (she quickly away)
Cookie Monster: That not darn fine answer! (he sighs, gets out of the booth and walks toward the next table) Me got to ask more people more questions. Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey (to the birds at the next table with their backs to us) Me Agent Cookie.
First Bird: I'm ... David Finch.
Cookie Monster: David Finch, good, me like bird who his own name. Me have question. Why this town called Twin Beaks?
(Dramatic music as looks around for source.)
(David Finch gets up from the still not facing us.)
David Finch: I'll see you later ... (turns to us and we see his two beaks) Laura. (walks away)
(Second Bird gets up from the table, would be Laura.)
Laura: Oh well, fly.
Cookie Wait, wait, wait ... you no can give me teensy-tinesy hint?
Laura (into Cookie's ear)" It's Twin Beaks because ...
Voice of David Finch off-screen: on!
Gotta go!
Cookie Please oh please, please, please ...
Ask the Log Bird.
Cookie Monster: The Log
David You coming or what?
Laura (turns to camera): Yes. (she leaves)
Monster: This town gets stranger and stranger. Okay! Me look for Log Bird. Hmmm ...
(Cookie around, the camera pans to the door as the music builds.)
(The door opens and in walks a yellowish bird carrying a log.)
Log Who's looking for me?
Cookie Monster: Oh, me, me, me, me. (pointing at each as he says ...) Log ... Bird ... oh ho ... Log Bird! Me look for you.
Log Bird: What's on your
Cookie Monster: Me want to ask you one simple question. Why town called Twin Beaks?
Log Let me ask.
Cookie No, no, no, no. Me asking questions that's how me find out things.
Log Bird: Let me ask my log. Do you know why this town is Twin Beaks?
(The log is over and the log's face is uncovered.)
Log: How I know? I'm a log!
Cookie Ho ha! A talking log!
(The Log Bird starts Cookie into the counter.)
Log Bird: That's right a talking log! A log doesn't like to be laughed at! (to log) Come on let's get out of here.
Cookie Monster (as she leaves): Sorry! (Cookie stands next to an eavedropping counter-bird wiping up as he says into his tape recorder ...) Diane, me hurt a log's feelings today and me no closer to finding out why they call this place Twin Beaks. But! Me did notice one thing *very* interesting about the in this town. They all have two beaks!
(Counter-bird looks up in shock and leaves.)
Cookie Monster: But they no like to talk. Oh well. (spots pie on counter) Time for more of this pie! (picks up pie and leaves) Let's go, Diane.
(Scene changes to the Theatre set as Cookie rushes on and sits down.)
Cookie Monster: And that concludes Twin Beaks. Darn fine story ... (cocks head and poses) darn fine actor and ... (picks up pie from out of sightline and devours it) fine pie. This Alistair Cookie for Monsterpiece Theatre.