Luyện nghe bài hát Twin Beaks

(Monsterpiece Theatre overture plays as we pan in on Cookie Monster seated in his chair wearing his lovely red jacket.)
Cookie Monster: Oh hello, this Alistair Cookie here for Monsterpiece Theatre. Tonight another episode in mystery. About a monster trying to a town's secret. A town called ... (dramatic music da-dum) Twin Beaks. Oh, excuse me (he runs off stage).
(The scene is now a diner, centre a booth with a piece of pie on the red-checkered table-cloth. Cookie enters and spies said pie. Twin Peaks music softly plays in background.)
Monster: Oh ho! Pie ... oh ho ... (speaks into hand-held tape recorder) Diane, this Agent Cookie reporting. Me in town called Twin Beaks. (sits down looks around) Darn fine town ... (devours pie) Darn fine pie! (devours plate) Darn fine plate too. Diane, there is one thing me no can find out. Why town called Twin Beaks? Me begin asking questions. Asking questions best way to find out something.
(The waitress, a with orange feathers, appears with her back to us.)
Waitress: Anything I can get you?
Cookie Oh ho, hello, yes! You can get me some answers.
Waitress: What was the
Cookie Monster: Me want to know why town is Twin Beaks.
(Dramatic music as the waitress turns to face us. Instead of one she has ... two beaks! The effect is one of having split her beak down the middle.)
Waitress: Hey I don't bud into your business do I? Stay out of mine! (she walks away)
Cookie Monster: That not darn fine answer! (he sighs, gets out of the booth and toward the next table) Me got to ask more people more questions. Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey (to the birds at the next table with their backs to us) Me Special Agent Cookie.
Bird: I'm Finch ... David Finch.
Cookie Monster: Finch, good, me like bird who know his own name. Me have question. Why this town called Twin Beaks?
(Dramatic as Cookie looks around for source.)
(David gets up from the table still not facing us.)
David Finch: I'll see you later ... (turns to us and we see his two beaks) Laura. (walks away)
(Second Bird gets up from the table, this be Laura.)
Laura: Oh well, fly.
Cookie Wait, wait, wait ... you no can give me teensy-tinesy hint?
Laura (into Cookie's ear)" It's called Twin Beaks ...
Voice of David Finch off-screen: on!
Gotta go!
Cookie Please oh please, please, please ...
Ask the Log Bird.
Cookie Monster: The Log
David You coming or what?
(turns to face camera): Yes. (she leaves)
Cookie Monster: This town gets stranger and stranger. Okay! Me for Log Bird. Hmmm ...
(Cookie around, the camera pans to the door as the music builds.)
(The door opens and in walks a small yellowish carrying a log.)
Log Who's looking for me?
Cookie Monster: Oh, me, me, me, me. (pointing at each as he says ...) Log ... Bird ... oh ho ... Log Bird! Me look for you.
Log Bird: What's on your
Cookie Monster: Me want to ask you one simple question. Why this called Twin Beaks?
Log Let me ask.
Cookie Monster: No, no, no, no. Me asking questions how me find out things.
Log Bird: Let me ask my log. Do you know why this town is Twin Beaks?
(The log is over and the log's face is uncovered.)
Log: How I know? I'm a log!
Cookie Monster: Ho ha! A log!
(The Log Bird starts Cookie into the counter.)
Log That's right a talking log! A log that doesn't like to be laughed at! (to log) Come on let's get out of here.
Cookie Monster (as she leaves): Sorry! (Cookie stands next to an eavedropping counter-bird wiping up as he says into his tape recorder ...) Diane, me hurt a log's feelings and me no closer to finding out why they call this place Twin Beaks. But! Me did notice one thing *very* interesting about the birds in this town. They all have two beaks!
(Counter-bird looks up in shock and leaves.)
Cookie Monster: But they no like to talk. Oh well. (spots pie on counter) Time for more of this great pie! (picks up pie and leaves) go, Diane.
(Scene changes to the Theatre set as Cookie rushes on and sits down.)
Cookie Monster: And that concludes Twin Beaks. Darn story ... (cocks head and poses) darn fine actor and ... (picks up pie from out of sightline and devours it) darn fine pie. This Alistair Cookie for Monsterpiece Theatre.