Luyện nghe bài hát Twin Beaks

(Monsterpiece Theatre overture plays as we pan in on Cookie seated in his chair wearing his lovely red smoking jacket.)
Cookie Monster: Oh hello, this Alistair Cookie here for Monsterpiece Theatre. Tonight another episode in mystery. About a monster trying to guess a town's secret. A called ... (dramatic music da-dum) Twin Beaks. Oh, excuse me (he runs off stage).
(The scene is now a diner, centre screen a booth with a piece of pie on the red-checkered table-cloth. Cookie enters and spies said pie. Twin Peaks music softly in background.)
Cookie Monster: Oh ho! Pie ... oh ho ... (speaks into hand-held tape recorder) Diane, Agent Cookie reporting. Me in town called Twin Beaks. (sits down looks around) Darn fine town ... (devours pie) Darn fine pie! (devours plate) Darn fine plate too. Diane, there is one thing me no can find out. Why town called Twin Beaks? Me begin asking questions. Asking questions best way to find out something.
(The waitress, a bird with orange feathers, appears her back to us.)
Waitress: else I can get you?
Cookie Monster: Oh ho, hello, yes! You can get me answers.
What was the question?
Cookie Monster: Me want to know why town is called Beaks.
(Dramatic music as the waitress to face us. Instead of one beak she has ... two beaks! The effect is one of having split her beak down the middle.)
Waitress: Hey I don't bud into business do I? Stay out of mine! (she walks quickly away)
Cookie Monster: That not darn fine answer! (he sighs, gets out of the booth and walks toward the next table) Me got to ask more people more questions. Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey (to the birds at the next table with their to us) Me Special Agent Cookie.
Bird: I'm Finch ... David Finch.
Cookie Monster: David Finch, good, me like bird who his own name. Me have question. Why this town called Twin Beaks?
(Dramatic music as Cookie around for source.)
(David Finch up from the table still not facing us.)
David Finch: I'll see you ... (turns to face us and we see his two beaks) Laura. (walks away)
(Second Bird gets up from the table, would be Laura.)
Oh well, gotta fly.
Cookie Monster: Wait, wait, wait ... you no can give me teensy-tinesy
Laura (into Cookie's ear)" It's Twin Beaks because ...
of David Finch off-screen: Come on!
Laura: go!
Monster: Please oh please, please, please ...
Ask the Log Bird.
Cookie Monster: The Log
David You coming or what?
(turns to face camera): Yes. (she leaves)
Cookie Monster: This town gets and stranger. Okay! Me look for Log Bird. Hmmm ...
(Cookie around, the camera pans to the door as the music builds.)
(The door opens and in a small yellowish bird carrying a log.)
Log Who's looking for me?
Cookie Oh, me, me, me, me. (pointing at each item as he says ...) Log ... Bird ... oh ho ... Log Bird! Me look for you.
Log Bird: What's on your
Monster: Me want to ask you one simple question. Why this town called Twin Beaks?
Log Let me ask.
Cookie No, no, no, no. Me asking questions that's how me find out things.
Log Bird: Let me ask my log. Do you know why this town is called Twin
(The log is turned over and the log's is uncovered.)
How should I know? I'm a log!
Cookie Monster: Ho ha! A log!
(The Log Bird starts Cookie into the counter.)
Log Bird: That's right a talking log! A log that like to be laughed at! (to log) Come on let's get out of here.
Monster (as she leaves): Sorry! (Cookie stands next to an eavedropping counter-bird wiping up as he says into his tape recorder ...) Diane, me hurt a log's feelings today and me no closer to finding out why they call this place Twin Beaks. But! Me did notice one thing *very* interesting about the birds in this town. They all have two beaks!
(Counter-bird looks up in and quickly leaves.)
Cookie Monster: But they no like to talk. Oh well. (spots pie on counter) Time for more of this great pie! (picks up pie and leaves) go, Diane.
(Scene changes to the Monsterpiece Theatre set as Cookie on and sits down.)
Cookie Monster: And that concludes Twin Beaks. fine story ... (cocks head and poses) darn fine actor and ... (picks up pie from out of sightline and devours it) darn fine pie. This Alistair Cookie for Monsterpiece Theatre.