Luyện nghe bài hát Twas The Night After Christmas

Twas the night Christmas and all through the trailer,
The had gone flat and the pizza was staler,
The tube hung empty, no candies or toys,
I was out on my old La-Z-Boy,

The they weren't talking to me or my wife,
The worst they said they had had in their lives,
My wife couldn't argue and could I,
So I watched TV and my wife, she cried

out in the yard the dog started barkin'
I stood up and and saw Sheriff Larkin
He yelled, "Roy I amd sworn to uphold the
And I got a complaint a feller named Clause."

I said, "Clause, I know nobody named Clause,
And you ain't takin me in without cause."
Then the Sheriff he said, "The man was at last night."
I said, "That been me, just whats he look like?

The Sheriff replied, "Well he's a old feller, with a big beer gut belly
That shakes when he laughs like a bowl full of
He a long beard and a nose like a cherry."
I said, "That sounds like my wife's Sherri."

"It's no time for jokes Roy," the he said,
"The man I'm is dressed all in red
I'm here for the truth now, time to come clean,
Tell me what you done, and tell me you seen."

Well I started to lie then I what the hell
It wouldn't be the first time I New Years in jail.
I said, "Sheriff it happened last night ten,
I thought that my had been drinking again."

When she in from works she was white as a ghost
I thought maybe she'd seen one of UFO's
But she said a bunch of deer had just flown over her head
And on the roof of our good neighbor Red,

Well I ran outside to look and the made me shutter,
A full of venison standing right on Red's gutter.
Well, my hands were a shaking as I my gun,
When outta Red's this feller did run

And slung on his back was this bag
I he'd stolen Red's stuff while old Red was out bowlin'
So I yelled, "Drop it fat boy, in the air."
But he went his business like he hadn't a care

So I off a warning shot over his head,
Well he dropped that bag and he jumped in sled,
And as he flew off i him extort,
"Thats with intent Roy, I'll see you in court."Ill tell you what sheriff if you put a subnet
on me I wont show up ill up in the cellar
and you'll never me outta there
so why you just
car off come
in well watch wrestling eat
Easter bunny and talk about howta catch that tooth fairy
been over here about every other night