Luyện nghe bài hát Twas The Night After Christmas

Twas the night after Christmas and all the trailer,
The beer had flat and the pizza was staler,
The tube socks empty, no candies or toys,
I was out on my old La-Z-Boy,

The they weren't talking to me or my wife,
The worst Christmas they they had had in their lives,
My wife couldn't argue and could I,
So I TV and my wife, she just cried

out in the yard the dog started barkin'
I stood up and looked and saw Larkin
He yelled, "Roy I amd to uphold the laws
And I got a complaint from a named Clause."

I said, "Clause, I don't nobody named Clause,
And you ain't me in without probable cause."
Then the he said, "The man was shot at last night."
I said, "That might've been me, just he look like?

The Sheriff replied, "Well he's a jolly old feller, with a big gut belly
That shakes when he laughs like a bowl of jelly
He sports a long and a nose like a cherry."
I said, "That sounds my wife's sister Sherri."

"It's no time for jokes Roy," the he said,
"The man I'm is dressed all in red
I'm for the truth now, it's time to come clean,
Tell me you done, and tell me what you seen."

Well I to lie then I thought what the hell
It wouldn't be the time I spent New Years in jail.
I said, "Sheriff it happened night about ten,
I that my wife had been drinking again."

she walked in from works she was white as a ghost
I thought she'd seen one of them UFO's
But she said that a bunch of deer had just over her head
And stopped on the roof of our neighbor Red,

Well I ran outside to look and the made me shutter,
A full of venison standing right on Red's gutter.
Well, my hands were a as I grabbed my gun,
When outta Red's chimney this did run

And slung on his was this bag overflowin'
I he'd stolen Red's stuff while old Red was out bowlin'
So I yelled, "Drop it fat boy, in the air."
But he about his business like he hadn't a care

So I off a warning shot over his head,
Well he dropped that bag and he jumped in sled,
And as he off i heard him extort,
"Thats assault with Roy, I'll see you in court."Ill tell you what sheriff if you put a subnet
on me I wont show up ill hold up in the
and you'll never rout me there
so why you just
turn car off
in well watch eat some
bunny stew and talk about howta catch that tooth fairy
she's been here about every other night