Luyện nghe bài hát Twas The Night After Christmas

Twas the night after Christmas and all the trailer,
The beer had flat and the pizza was staler,
The tube socks empty, no candies or toys,
I was out on my old La-Z-Boy,

The kids they weren't to me or my wife,
The worst they said they had had in their lives,
My wife couldn't argue and neither I,
So I TV and my wife, she just cried

When out in the yard the dog started
I stood up and looked and saw Sheriff
He yelled, "Roy I amd sworn to uphold the
And I got a complaint from a named Clause."

I said, "Clause, I know nobody named Clause,
And you ain't me in without probable cause."
Then the Sheriff he said, "The man was shot at night."
I said, "That might've me, just whats he look like?

The Sheriff replied, "Well he's a old feller, with a big beer gut belly
That shakes when he laughs a bowl full of jelly
He sports a beard and a nose like a cherry."
I said, "That like my wife's sister Sherri."

"It's no time for Roy," the Sheriff he said,
"The man I'm describing is all in red
I'm here for the truth now, it's time to clean,
Tell me what you done, and me what you seen."

Well I started to lie then I thought the hell
It wouldn't be the first time I spent New in jail.
I said, "Sheriff it happened last night ten,
I thought that my had been drinking again."

When she in from works she was white as a ghost
I thought maybe seen one of them UFO's
But she said that a of deer had just flown over her head
And stopped on the roof of our good Red,

Well I ran outside to look and the made me shutter,
A freezer full of venison standing on Red's gutter.
Well, my hands a shaking as I grabbed my gun,
outta Red's chimney this feller did run

And slung on his back was this bag
I he'd stolen Red's stuff while old Red was out bowlin'
So I yelled, "Drop it fat boy, in the air."
But he about his business like he hadn't a care

So I popped off a warning shot his head,
Well he that bag and he jumped in that sled,
And as he off i heard him extort,
"Thats assault with intent Roy, I'll see you in court."Ill tell you what if you put a subnet
on me I wont show up ill hold up in the
and you'll rout me outta there
so why you just
turn car off
in well watch eat some
Easter bunny stew and talk about catch that tooth fairy
she's been here about every other night