Luyện nghe bài hát Twas The Night After Christmas

Twas the after Christmas and all through the trailer,
The beer had gone flat and the was staler,
The tube hung empty, no candies or toys,
I was out on my old La-Z-Boy,

The kids weren't talking to me or my wife,
The Christmas they said they had had in their lives,
My wife couldn't argue and could I,
So I watched TV and my wife, she cried

When out in the the dog started barkin'
I stood up and looked and saw Larkin
He yelled, "Roy I amd sworn to the laws
And I got a complaint from a feller Clause."

I said, "Clause, I don't know named Clause,
And you ain't takin me in without cause."
Then the Sheriff he said, "The man was at last night."
I said, "That might've been me, whats he look like?

The Sheriff replied, "Well he's a jolly old feller, with a big gut belly
That shakes when he like a bowl full of jelly
He sports a beard and a nose like a cherry."
I said, "That sounds my wife's sister Sherri."

"It's no time for Roy," the Sheriff he said,
"The man I'm is dressed all in red
I'm here for the truth now, time to come clean,
Tell me what you done, and tell me you seen."

Well I started to lie then I what the hell
It wouldn't be the time I spent New Years in jail.
I said, "Sheriff it last night about ten,
I thought that my wife had been again."

When she walked in works she was white as a ghost
I thought she'd seen one of them UFO's
But she said a bunch of deer had just flown over her head
And stopped on the roof of our good Red,

Well I ran to look and the sight made me shutter,
A freezer full of standing right on Red's gutter.
Well, my hands were a shaking as I my gun,
outta Red's chimney this feller did run

And slung on his was this bag overflowin'
I thought he'd stolen Red's stuff while old Red was out
So I yelled, "Drop it fat boy, in the air."
But he went his business like he hadn't a care

So I popped off a warning over his head,
Well he dropped that bag and he jumped in sled,
And as he flew off i him extort,
"Thats assault with Roy, I'll see you in court."Ill tell you what sheriff if you put a subnet
on me I wont up ill hold up in the cellar
and you'll never me outta there
so why you just
turn car off
in watch wrestling eat some
Easter bunny stew and talk about catch that tooth fairy
been over here about every other night