Luyện nghe bài hát Twas The Night After Christmas

Twas the after Christmas and all through the trailer,
The beer had flat and the pizza was staler,
The tube socks hung empty, no or toys,
I was out on my old La-Z-Boy,

The kids weren't talking to me or my wife,
The Christmas they said they had had in their lives,
My wife argue and neither could I,
So I watched TV and my wife, she just

out in the yard the dog started barkin'
I stood up and looked and saw Sheriff
He yelled, "Roy I amd sworn to uphold the
And I got a complaint from a feller Clause."

I said, "Clause, I don't know named Clause,
And you ain't me in without probable cause."
Then the Sheriff he said, "The man was shot at night."
I said, "That might've been me, just whats he like?

The Sheriff replied, "Well he's a jolly old feller, a big beer gut belly
That shakes when he laughs a bowl full of jelly
He sports a long beard and a like a cherry."
I said, "That sounds like my sister Sherri."

"It's no time for Roy," the Sheriff he said,
"The man I'm is dressed all in red
I'm here for the truth now, it's to come clean,
me what you done, and tell me what you seen."

Well I started to lie then I what the hell
It be the first time I spent New Years in jail.
I said, "Sheriff it last night about ten,
I that my wife had been drinking again."

When she in from works she was white as a ghost
I thought she'd seen one of them UFO's
But she said that a of deer had just flown over her head
And stopped on the roof of our neighbor Red,

Well I ran outside to look and the sight me shutter,
A freezer full of venison standing on Red's gutter.
Well, my hands were a as I grabbed my gun,
When outta Red's this feller did run

And slung on his was this bag overflowin'
I thought he'd stolen stuff while old Red was out bowlin'
So I yelled, "Drop it fat boy, in the air."
But he went about his like he hadn't a care

So I off a warning shot over his head,
Well he dropped bag and he jumped in that sled,
And as he flew off i him extort,
"Thats assault with Roy, I'll see you in court."Ill tell you what sheriff if you put a subnet
on me I wont show up ill up in the cellar
and you'll never rout me there
so why you just
turn car off
in well watch wrestling eat
Easter bunny stew and talk howta catch that tooth fairy
she's been over here about other night