Luyện nghe bài hát Twas The Night After Christmas

Twas the night after Christmas and all the trailer,
The had gone flat and the pizza was staler,
The tube hung empty, no candies or toys,
I was out on my old La-Z-Boy,

The kids they talking to me or my wife,
The worst Christmas they said had had in their lives,
My wife couldn't argue and neither I,
So I watched TV and my wife, she cried

When out in the yard the dog barkin'
I stood up and looked and saw Sheriff
He yelled, "Roy I amd to uphold the laws
And I got a complaint from a feller Clause."

I said, "Clause, I don't nobody named Clause,
And you ain't takin me in probable cause."
the Sheriff he said, "The man was shot at last night."
I said, "That might've me, just whats he look like?

The Sheriff replied, "Well he's a old feller, with a big beer gut belly
That shakes he laughs like a bowl full of jelly
He sports a long and a nose like a cherry."
I said, "That like my wife's sister Sherri."

"It's no time for jokes Roy," the he said,
"The man I'm is dressed all in red
I'm here for the truth now, it's time to clean,
Tell me what you done, and tell me you seen."

Well I started to lie then I thought the hell
It wouldn't be the time I spent New Years in jail.
I said, "Sheriff it last night about ten,
I that my wife had been drinking again."

When she walked in from works she was as a ghost
I thought maybe she'd one of them UFO's
But she said that a bunch of deer had just flown her head
And on the roof of our good neighbor Red,

I ran outside to look and the sight made me shutter,
A freezer full of standing right on Red's gutter.
Well, my hands were a as I grabbed my gun,
When outta chimney this feller did run

And slung on his was this bag overflowin'
I thought he'd stolen Red's while old Red was out bowlin'
So I yelled, "Drop it fat boy, in the air."
But he went his business like he hadn't a care

So I off a warning shot over his head,
Well he that bag and he jumped in that sled,
And as he flew off i him extort,
"Thats assault with intent Roy, I'll see you in court."Ill tell you what if you put a subnet
on me I show up ill hold up in the cellar
and you'll never rout me outta
so why don't you
turn car off
in watch wrestling eat some
Easter bunny stew and talk about howta catch that fairy
she's been here about every other night