Luyện nghe bài hát Twas The Night After Christmas

Twas the night after Christmas and all the trailer,
The beer had gone and the pizza was staler,
The tube socks hung empty, no or toys,
I was out on my old La-Z-Boy,

The kids weren't talking to me or my wife,
The worst they said they had had in their lives,
My wife argue and neither could I,
So I TV and my wife, she just cried

When out in the the dog started barkin'
I stood up and looked and saw Sheriff
He yelled, "Roy I amd to uphold the laws
And I got a complaint a feller named Clause."

I said, "Clause, I don't know named Clause,
And you ain't takin me in without cause."
Then the Sheriff he said, "The man was shot at night."
I said, "That might've been me, just he look like?

The Sheriff replied, "Well he's a jolly old feller, with a big beer gut
shakes when he laughs like a bowl full of jelly
He sports a long beard and a like a cherry."
I said, "That sounds like my sister Sherri."

"It's no for jokes Roy," the Sheriff he said,
"The man I'm is dressed all in red
I'm here for the truth now, it's time to clean,
Tell me you done, and tell me what you seen."

Well I started to lie I thought what the hell
It wouldn't be the first time I New Years in jail.
I said, "Sheriff it happened last night ten,
I thought my wife had been drinking again."

When she walked in from she was white as a ghost
I maybe she'd seen one of them UFO's
But she said that a bunch of deer had just flown over her
And on the roof of our good neighbor Red,

I ran outside to look and the sight made me shutter,
A freezer full of standing right on Red's gutter.
Well, my hands a shaking as I grabbed my gun,
When outta Red's chimney feller did run

And slung on his was this bag overflowin'
I thought stolen Red's stuff while old Red was out bowlin'
So I yelled, "Drop it fat boy, in the air."
But he went about his like he hadn't a care

So I off a warning shot over his head,
Well he dropped bag and he jumped in that sled,
And as he off i heard him extort,
"Thats assault with intent Roy, I'll see you in court."Ill you what sheriff if you put a subnet
on me I wont up ill hold up in the cellar
and you'll never rout me outta
so why you just
car off come
in well watch wrestling eat
Easter bunny stew and talk about howta catch that tooth
she's been over here about every other