Luyện nghe bài hát Twas The Night After Christmas

Twas the night Christmas and all through the trailer,
The had gone flat and the pizza was staler,
The tube socks empty, no candies or toys,
I was out on my old La-Z-Boy,

The they weren't talking to me or my wife,
The worst they said they had had in their lives,
My wife couldn't and neither could I,
So I watched TV and my wife, she just

When out in the yard the dog barkin'
I stood up and looked and saw Larkin
He yelled, "Roy I amd sworn to the laws
And I got a complaint a feller named Clause."

I said, "Clause, I don't know named Clause,
And you ain't takin me in probable cause."
the Sheriff he said, "The man was shot at last night."
I said, "That might've been me, whats he look like?

The Sheriff replied, "Well a jolly old feller, with a big beer gut belly
That shakes when he laughs like a bowl of jelly
He sports a long and a nose like a cherry."
I said, "That like my wife's sister Sherri."

"It's no time for Roy," the Sheriff he said,
"The man I'm is dressed all in red
I'm here for the truth now, time to come clean,
me what you done, and tell me what you seen."

Well I started to lie then I what the hell
It be the first time I spent New Years in jail.
I said, "Sheriff it happened last about ten,
I thought that my had been drinking again."

When she in from works she was white as a ghost
I maybe she'd seen one of them UFO's
But she said that a bunch of had just flown over her head
And stopped on the roof of our neighbor Red,

I ran outside to look and the sight made me shutter,
A full of venison standing right on Red's gutter.
Well, my hands were a as I grabbed my gun,
When Red's chimney this feller did run

And on his back was this bag overflowin'
I thought stolen Red's stuff while old Red was out bowlin'
So I yelled, "Drop it fat boy, in the air."
But he about his business like he hadn't a care

So I off a warning shot over his head,
Well he dropped that bag and he jumped in sled,
And as he off i heard him extort,
"Thats assault intent Roy, I'll see you in court."Ill tell you what sheriff if you put a subnet
on me I wont up ill hold up in the cellar
and you'll rout me outta there
so why you just
car off come
in watch wrestling eat some
Easter bunny stew and about howta catch that tooth fairy
she's been here about every other night