Luyện nghe bài hát Twas The Night After Christmas

Twas the night after and all through the trailer,
The beer had gone flat and the was staler,
The socks hung empty, no candies or toys,
I was out on my old La-Z-Boy,

The kids they talking to me or my wife,
The worst they said they had had in their lives,
My wife argue and neither could I,
So I watched TV and my wife, she just

out in the yard the dog started barkin'
I stood up and looked and saw Larkin
He yelled, "Roy I amd sworn to the laws
And I got a complaint from a named Clause."

I said, "Clause, I don't know named Clause,
And you ain't me in without probable cause."
the Sheriff he said, "The man was shot at last night."
I said, "That been me, just whats he look like?

The Sheriff replied, "Well he's a jolly old feller, with a big gut belly
That when he laughs like a bowl full of jelly
He sports a long beard and a nose a cherry."
I said, "That like my wife's sister Sherri."

"It's no for jokes Roy," the Sheriff he said,
"The man I'm is dressed all in red
I'm here for the truth now, it's to come clean,
Tell me you done, and tell me what you seen."

I started to lie then I thought what the hell
It wouldn't be the first time I New Years in jail.
I said, "Sheriff it last night about ten,
I thought that my wife had drinking again."

When she walked in from she was white as a ghost
I thought she'd seen one of them UFO's
But she said that a bunch of deer had flown over her head
And stopped on the roof of our neighbor Red,

Well I ran outside to and the sight made me shutter,
A freezer full of venison standing right on gutter.
Well, my hands a shaking as I grabbed my gun,
When outta Red's this feller did run

And slung on his was this bag overflowin'
I thought stolen Red's stuff while old Red was out bowlin'
So I yelled, "Drop it fat boy, in the air."
But he went about his business like he a care

So I off a warning shot over his head,
Well he dropped that bag and he jumped in sled,
And as he off i heard him extort,
"Thats assault with intent Roy, I'll see you in court."Ill you what sheriff if you put a subnet
on me I wont up ill hold up in the cellar
and you'll never rout me there
so why you just
car off come
in well watch eat some
Easter bunny stew and talk howta catch that tooth fairy
she's been over here about every night