Luyện nghe bài hát Twas The Night After Christmas

Twas the after Christmas and all through the trailer,
The beer had gone and the pizza was staler,
The tube socks empty, no candies or toys,
I was out on my old La-Z-Boy,

The kids weren't talking to me or my wife,
The Christmas they said they had had in their lives,
My wife argue and neither could I,
So I watched TV and my wife, she cried

When out in the yard the dog started
I stood up and looked and saw Larkin
He yelled, "Roy I amd to uphold the laws
And I got a complaint from a named Clause."

I said, "Clause, I don't know nobody Clause,
And you ain't me in without probable cause."
Then the Sheriff he said, "The man was at last night."
I said, "That might've been me, just he look like?

The Sheriff replied, "Well a jolly old feller, with a big beer gut belly
That when he laughs like a bowl full of jelly
He sports a long and a nose like a cherry."
I said, "That sounds like my sister Sherri."

"It's no time for Roy," the Sheriff he said,
"The man I'm is dressed all in red
I'm here for the truth now, it's time to clean,
Tell me you done, and tell me what you seen."

I started to lie then I thought what the hell
It wouldn't be the time I spent New Years in jail.
I said, "Sheriff it last night about ten,
I that my wife had been drinking again."

When she in from works she was white as a ghost
I thought maybe seen one of them UFO's
But she said that a bunch of deer had just flown over her
And stopped on the roof of our good Red,

Well I ran outside to and the sight made me shutter,
A freezer of venison standing right on Red's gutter.
Well, my hands were a shaking as I my gun,
outta Red's chimney this feller did run

And slung on his was this bag overflowin'
I thought he'd stolen Red's while old Red was out bowlin'
So I yelled, "Drop it fat boy, in the air."
But he went his business like he hadn't a care

So I off a warning shot over his head,
he dropped that bag and he jumped in that sled,
And as he flew off i him extort,
"Thats assault with intent Roy, I'll see you in court."Ill tell you sheriff if you put a subnet
on me I wont show up ill hold up in the
and you'll rout me outta there
so why you just
car off come
in watch wrestling eat some
Easter bunny stew and talk about howta catch that tooth
she's been over here about every other