Luyện nghe bài hát Twas The Night After Christmas

Twas the night after Christmas and all the trailer,
The beer had flat and the pizza was staler,
The tube hung empty, no candies or toys,
I was out on my old La-Z-Boy,

The kids weren't talking to me or my wife,
The worst Christmas they they had had in their lives,
My wife couldn't argue and neither I,
So I watched TV and my wife, she cried

When out in the yard the dog barkin'
I stood up and and saw Sheriff Larkin
He yelled, "Roy I amd sworn to uphold the
And I got a from a feller named Clause."

I said, "Clause, I don't know nobody Clause,
And you takin me in without probable cause."
Then the Sheriff he said, "The man was shot at night."
I said, "That been me, just whats he look like?

The Sheriff replied, "Well he's a jolly old feller, a big beer gut belly
That shakes when he laughs a bowl full of jelly
He sports a long beard and a like a cherry."
I said, "That sounds like my sister Sherri."

"It's no time for Roy," the Sheriff he said,
"The man I'm describing is all in red
I'm here for the truth now, it's to come clean,
Tell me what you done, and tell me you seen."

Well I started to lie then I what the hell
It wouldn't be the first time I spent New in jail.
I said, "Sheriff it happened last night ten,
I thought my wife had been drinking again."

she walked in from works she was white as a ghost
I thought maybe she'd seen one of them
But she said that a bunch of deer had flown over her head
And stopped on the of our good neighbor Red,

Well I ran outside to look and the made me shutter,
A freezer full of venison standing right on gutter.
Well, my hands were a as I grabbed my gun,
When outta Red's chimney this did run

And slung on his was this bag overflowin'
I thought he'd stolen Red's stuff old Red was out bowlin'
So I yelled, "Drop it fat boy, in the air."
But he went his business like he hadn't a care

So I popped off a warning over his head,
Well he dropped that bag and he jumped in sled,
And as he off i heard him extort,
"Thats with intent Roy, I'll see you in court."Ill tell you what sheriff if you put a subnet
on me I show up ill hold up in the cellar
and you'll never rout me outta
so why don't you
car off come
in well watch eat some
Easter bunny stew and talk about howta catch that fairy
she's been here about every other night