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background noise: sipping beer, chorus of laughs and belches, yooper noises

lemmie ya dat
and you it's not so much the heat as it is the gosh darn humidity
you dat

you know when you sit there in the bed and you're just sweaty you know and you go to reach for the water on the nightstand and ya right out of bed, and the wife says
"stop making so much you're waking me up, go to sleep"

well lemmie ya
times like that make me feel like movin up ya know
idea
i'd do it too

course then i watch the Packers ya know, the Packers are
gosh i like the Packers, i'd do anything for the
who can Vince Lombardi ya know, back in the glory years, not me boy
ya

yeah anyhow
gettin to be that time of eh?

yeah i'm a deer how do you do

i got this deer rappin tale for you
i'm so excited, it's my favorite time of
i love to my buns chasin trophy deer
but don't clap your hands to the of the feet
cause ya he's like me he keep a steady beat no

i got this big knife cause the hunting is my life
it's my chance to beer and get away from the wife
it's the boys night out acting

say now baby baby don't you think how bout you and me yeah
well we partied all never made it to our bunks and
i was sittin in the tree on the tree dead drunk
windmill blowin 45, temp thirty below, i was freezin to death, it started to snow
so i got from the tree stand start headin for the truck
and thats when i it there, the turdy point buck
the turdy point
turdy buck (5x)

well he was eight foot tall, weighed twelve thousand pounds, every step there was a shakin' on the ground
he was so so beautiful
strutted right out of my dreams, he was created by God for outdoor magazines
now i'm not for thinkin, no i don't do it often
but i had an
to put that turdy pointer in his

turdy point
hh
turdy buck

i couldn't get to my
the howitzer was in the
my stomache was tied a monkey knot
ya my hope was betty lou
she was da one
a combination AK-57 uzzie radar lasar triple barrel double heat-seakin shotgun

turdy buck
hh
turdy point
turdy point

ya dat the women the the back dere i gotta make dat

well he was comin for me gettin and bigger but my fingers were so frozen i could not pull the trigger
i kicked off my fired with my big toe
i was Dirty Harry, Wayne, and G.I. Joe

ya dat turday buck was only 10 feet away
ya still i couldn't to hit him and he wouldn't run away
and after 20 minutes the smoke cleared
there were hunters on the and the world's biggest deer
standing and proud, he looked at me and yawned (ohhhhhhh dear)
and then a of white, and there he was, gone

and burpin]

well seven men got up and then one down
a big lump of orange, shakin on the ground
at i thought he was one of the boys
but it was a no good in law man from illinois

only in here, right boys?
send him back on the next plane ya

Did ya see the pointer?
Did ya see the pointer?
Did ya see the pointer?
Did ya see the pointer?

as we jumped da truck
sayin i'm get that turdy point buck
yeah i'm gonna get that turdy buck

hhh
turdy point (5x)