Luyện nghe bài hát Turdy Point Buck

background noise: sipping beer, chorus of laughs and belches, yooper noises

tell ya dat
and you know it's not so much the heat as it is the gosh darn
you dat

you know when you sit there in the bed and you're just sweaty you know and you go to reach for the water on the nightstand and ya slide right out of bed, and the says
"stop making so much you're waking me up, go to sleep"

lemmie tell ya
times like make me feel like movin up north ya know
idea
i'd do it too

course then i watch the Packers ya know, the Packers are
gosh i like the Packers, i'd do anything for the
who can Vince Lombardi ya know, back in the glory years, not me boy
ya

yeah anyhow
to be that time of year eh?

yeah i'm a deer how do you do

i got this deer rappin tale for you
i'm so excited, it's my favorite of year
i to freeze my buns chasin trophy deer
but don't your hands to the stompin of the feet
cause ya he's like me he keep a steady beat no

i got this great big knife the hunting is my life
it's my chance to beer and get away from the wife
it's the night out acting stupidly

say now baby baby don't you think maybe how you and me yeah
well we partied all night never made it to our and
i was sittin in the tree stand on the tree drunk
windmill blowin 45, temp thirty below, i was freezin to death, then it to snow
so i got from the tree stand start headin for the truck
and thats when i seen it there, the point buck
the turdy point
turdy buck (5x)

well he was eight foot tall, weighed twelve thousand pounds, with step there was a shakin' on the ground
he was so rutiful so
right out of my dreams, he was created by God just for outdoor magazines
now i'm not much for thinkin, no i don't do it
but i had an
to put that turdy pointer in his

turdy point
hh
turdy buck

i get to my grenades
the was in the shop
my was tied into a monkey knot
ya my only hope was lou
she was da one
a combination AK-57 radar lasar triple barrel double scoped heat-seakin shotgun

point buck
hh
turdy buck
turdy point

ya dat the clappin' the the back dere i gotta make dat

well he was comin for me gettin and bigger but my fingers were so frozen i could not pull the trigger
i off my boots fired with my big toe
i was Harry, John Wayne, and G.I. Joe

ya dat turday point was only 10 feet away
ya still i couldn't seem to hit him and he wouldn't run
and after 20 when the smoke cleared
there were hunters on the and the world's biggest deer
standing tall and proud, he at me and yawned (ohhhhhhh dear)
and then a flash of white, and there he was,

[cryin and

seven men got up and then one fell down
a big lump of orange, shakin on the ground
at first i thought he was one of the
but it was a no brother good in law man illinois

cheese-heads in here, right boys?
send him on the next plane ya know

Did ya see the turdy
Did ya see the turdy
Did ya see the turdy
Did ya see the turdy

as we jumped da truck
sayin i'm gonna get that point buck
yeah i'm gonna get that turdy point

hhh
point buck (5x)