Luyện nghe bài hát Turdy Point Buck

background noise: beer, chorus of laughs and belches, general yooper noises

tell ya dat
and you know it's not so much the as it is the gosh darn humidity
you dat

you when you sit there in the bed and you're just sweaty you know and you go to reach for the water on the nightstand and ya slide right out of bed, and the wife says
"stop making so much you're waking me up, go to sleep"

well lemmie ya
times like that make me feel like up north ya know
good
i'd do it too

course then i couldn't the Packers ya know, the Packers are
gosh i the Packers, i'd do anything for the Packers
who can forget Vince Lombardi ya know, back in the years, not me boy
ya

yeah well
gettin to be time of year eh?

yeah i'm a deer how do you do

i got this deer huntin tale for you
i'm so excited, my favorite time of year
i love to freeze my chasin trophy deer
but clap your hands to the stompin of the feet
cause ya he's like me he can't a steady beat no

i got this big knife cause the hunting is my life
it's my chance to drink and get away from the wife
it's the boys out acting stupidly

say now baby baby you think maybe how bout you and me yeah
well we all night never made it to our bunks and
i was sittin in the tree stand on the tree drunk
windmill blowin 45, temp thirty below, i was freezin to death, it started to snow
so i got down from the tree stand start for the truck
and thats when i seen it there, the point buck
the turdy point
turdy buck (5x)

well he was foot tall, weighed twelve thousand pounds, with every step there was a shakin' on the ground
he was so so beautiful
right out of my dreams, he was created by God just for outdoor magazines
now i'm not for thinkin, no i don't do it often
but i had an
to put that turdy pointer in his

turdy point
hh
turdy buck

i couldn't get to my
the howitzer was in the
my stomache was tied into a knot
ya my hope was betty lou
she was da one
a combination AK-57 uzzie radar lasar triple barrel double heat-seakin shotgun

turdy buck
hh
turdy buck
turdy buck

ya dat the women clappin' the the back i gotta make dat

well he was comin for me gettin bigger and but my fingers were so frozen i could not pull the trigger
i kicked off my fired with my big toe
i was Harry, John Wayne, and G.I. Joe

ya dat turday point buck was only 10 feet
ya still i couldn't seem to hit him and he run away
and after 20 when the smoke cleared
there were hunters on the ground and the biggest deer
standing and proud, he looked at me and yawned (ohhhhhhh dear)
and a flash of white, and there he was, gone

and burpin]

well seven men got up and then one down
a big lump of orange, shakin on the ground
at first i he was one of the boys
but it was a no brother good in law man illinois

only cheese-heads in here, right
send him on the next plane ya know

Did ya see the turdy
Did ya see the pointer?
Did ya see the turdy
Did ya see the pointer?

as we into da truck
sayin i'm gonna get that turdy point
yeah i'm gonna get that turdy buck

hhh
turdy point (5x)