Luyện nghe bài hát Turdy Point Buck

background noise: sipping beer, chorus of and belches, general yooper noises

tell ya dat
and you know not so much the heat as it is the gosh darn humidity
you dat

you know when you sit there in the bed and you're just sweaty you know and you go to reach for the on the nightstand and ya slide right out of bed, and the wife says
"stop so much noise you're waking me up, go to sleep"

well lemmie ya
times like that make me feel like movin up north ya
idea
i'd do it too

course then i couldn't the Packers ya know, the Packers are
i like the Packers, i'd do anything for the Packers
who can forget Lombardi ya know, back in the glory years, not me boy
ya

well anyhow
gettin to be that time of eh?

yeah i'm a deer how do you do

i got this huntin rappin tale for you
i'm so excited, it's my favorite of year
i love to freeze my chasin trophy deer
but don't clap your hands to the stompin of the
cause ya like me he can't keep a steady beat no

i got this great big knife cause the is my life
it's my chance to drink and get away from the wife
it's the boys night out stupidly

say now baby baby don't you maybe how bout you and me yeah
well we partied all night never made it to our and
i was sittin in the stand on the tree dead drunk
blowin 45, temp thirty below, i was freezin to death, then it started to snow
so i got from the tree stand start headin for the truck
and thats i seen it there, the turdy point buck
the turdy point
point buck (5x)

well he was eight foot tall, weighed twelve pounds, with every step there was a shakin' on the ground
he was so so beautiful
right out of my dreams, he was created by God just for outdoor magazines
now i'm not much for thinkin, no i don't do it
but i had an
to put that pointer in his coffin

turdy buck
hh
turdy point

i couldn't get to my
the was in the shop
my was tied into a monkey knot
ya my only was betty lou
she was da one
a combination AK-57 uzzie radar lasar triple barrel double scoped shotgun

turdy point
hh
turdy point
turdy buck

ya dat the women clappin' the the dere i gotta make dat

well he was comin for me gettin bigger and bigger but my fingers were so frozen i not pull the trigger
i kicked off my fired with my big toe
i was Dirty Harry, Wayne, and G.I. Joe

ya dat turday point buck was only 10 feet
ya still i seem to hit him and he wouldn't run away
and after 20 minutes the smoke cleared
there hunters on the ground and the world's biggest deer
standing and proud, he looked at me and yawned (ohhhhhhh dear)
and then a flash of white, and there he was,

and burpin]

well seven men got up and then one down
a big of blaze orange, shakin on the ground
at i thought he was one of the boys
but it was a no brother good in law man from

cheese-heads in here, right boys?
send him on the next plane ya know

Did ya see the pointer?
Did ya see the turdy
Did ya see the turdy
Did ya see the pointer?

as we jumped into da
sayin i'm gonna get that turdy buck
yeah i'm gonna get that turdy point

hhh
turdy buck (5x)