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background noise: beer, chorus of laughs and belches, general yooper noises

lemmie ya dat
and you know it's not so the heat as it is the gosh darn humidity
you dat

you know when you sit there in the bed and you're sweaty you know and you go to reach for the water on the nightstand and ya slide right out of bed, and the wife says
"stop making so much noise you're me up, go to sleep"

well tell ya
times like that make me feel movin up north ya know
good
i'd do it too

course then i couldn't watch the ya know, the Packers are
gosh i like the Packers, i'd do for the Packers
who can forget Vince Lombardi ya know, back in the years, not me boy
ya

well anyhow
gettin to be time of year eh?

i'm a deer hunter how do you do

i got this huntin rappin tale for you
i'm so excited, my favorite time of year
i love to freeze my chasin trophy deer
but don't your hands to the stompin of the feet
cause ya he's like me he can't a steady beat no

i got this great big cause the hunting is my life
it's my chance to beer and get away from the wife
it's the boys out acting stupidly

say now baby baby you think maybe how bout you and me yeah
we partied all night never made it to our bunks and
i was sittin in the tree stand on the dead drunk
blowin 45, temp thirty below, i was freezin to death, then it started to snow
so i got down from the tree stand headin for the truck
and thats when i seen it there, the turdy point
the turdy point
turdy point (5x)

he was eight foot tall, weighed twelve thousand pounds, with every step there was a shakin' on the ground
he was so so beautiful
strutted out of my dreams, he was created by God just for outdoor magazines
now i'm not much for thinkin, no i do it often
but i had an
to put turdy pointer in his coffin

turdy point
hh
point buck

i get to my grenades
the howitzer was in the
my stomache was tied into a knot
ya my only was betty lou
she was da one
a combination AK-57 uzzie radar lasar triple barrel double heat-seakin shotgun

point buck
hh
turdy buck
turdy point

ya dat the women the the back dere i gotta make dat

well he was comin for me bigger and bigger but my fingers were so frozen i could not pull the trigger
i off my boots fired with my big toe
i was Harry, John Wayne, and G.I. Joe

ya dat turday point buck was only 10 feet
ya still i couldn't seem to hit him and he wouldn't run
and after 20 when the smoke cleared
there were hunters on the ground and the world's deer
standing tall and proud, he at me and yawned (ohhhhhhh dear)
and then a flash of white, and there he was,

and burpin]

well seven men got up and then one down
a big of blaze orange, shakin on the ground
at i thought he was one of the boys
but it was a no brother good in law man illinois

only cheese-heads in here, right
send him back on the next plane ya

Did ya see the turdy
Did ya see the turdy
Did ya see the pointer?
Did ya see the pointer?

as we jumped da truck
sayin i'm gonna get that turdy point
yeah i'm gonna get turdy point buck

hhh
turdy buck (5x)