Luyện nghe bài hát Turdy Point Buck

background sipping beer, chorus of laughs and belches, general yooper noises

tell ya dat
and you know it's not so much the heat as it is the gosh humidity
you dat

you know when you sit there in the bed and you're just sweaty you know and you go to reach for the on the nightstand and ya slide right out of bed, and the wife says
"stop making so much noise you're me up, go to sleep"

lemmie tell ya
times like that make me feel like movin up ya know
good
i'd do it too

course i couldn't watch the Packers ya know, the Packers are
i like the Packers, i'd do anything for the Packers
who can forget Lombardi ya know, back in the glory years, not me boy
ya

yeah anyhow
gettin to be that of year eh?

yeah i'm a deer how do you do

i got this deer huntin tale for you
i'm so excited, it's my time of year
i love to freeze my buns trophy deer
but don't clap your to the stompin of the feet
cause ya he's like me he keep a steady beat no

i got this great big knife cause the is my life
it's my chance to drink beer and get from the wife
it's the boys out acting stupidly

say now baby don't you think maybe how bout you and me yeah
well we all night never made it to our bunks and
i was sittin in the tree on the tree dead drunk
windmill 45, temp thirty below, i was freezin to death, then it started to snow
so i got down from the tree stand headin for the truck
and thats when i it there, the turdy point buck
the point buck?
turdy buck (5x)

well he was eight foot tall, weighed twelve thousand pounds, with every there was a shakin' on the ground
he was so so beautiful
strutted right out of my dreams, he was created by God just for outdoor
now i'm not much for thinkin, no i do it often
but i had an
to put turdy pointer in his coffin

turdy point
hh
turdy point

i couldn't get to my
the howitzer was in the
my stomache was tied a monkey knot
ya my hope was betty lou
she was da one
a combination AK-57 uzzie radar triple barrel double scoped heat-seakin shotgun

turdy point
hh
turdy point
turdy buck

ya dat the women clappin' the the back dere i make dat

well he was comin for me gettin bigger and bigger but my were so frozen i could not pull the trigger
i off my boots fired with my big toe
i was Dirty Harry, Wayne, and G.I. Joe

ya dat turday point buck was 10 feet away
ya still i seem to hit him and he wouldn't run away
and after 20 when the smoke cleared
there were hunters on the ground and the world's biggest
standing tall and proud, he at me and yawned (ohhhhhhh dear)
and then a flash of white, and he was, gone

[cryin and

well seven men got up and then one fell
a big lump of orange, shakin on the ground
at first i thought he was one of the
but it was a no brother in law man from illinois

only in here, right boys?
send him on the next plane ya know

Did ya see the turdy
Did ya see the pointer?
Did ya see the turdy
Did ya see the pointer?

as we into da truck
sayin i'm gonna get that turdy point
yeah i'm gonna get turdy point buck

hhh
point buck (5x)