Luyện nghe bài hát Turdy Point Buck

background sipping beer, chorus of laughs and belches, general yooper noises

tell ya dat
and you know it's not so much the as it is the gosh darn humidity
you dat

you know when you sit there in the bed and you're just sweaty you know and you go to reach for the water on the nightstand and ya slide right out of bed, and the wife
"stop so much noise you're waking me up, go to sleep"

well lemmie ya
times like that me feel like movin up north ya know
good
i'd do it too

course then i couldn't watch the Packers ya know, the are
gosh i like the Packers, i'd do for the Packers
who can forget Vince ya know, back in the glory years, not me boy
ya

yeah well
to be that time of year eh?

yeah i'm a deer how do you do

i got deer huntin rappin tale for you
i'm so excited, it's my time of year
i to freeze my buns chasin trophy deer
but clap your hands to the stompin of the feet
cause ya he's me he can't keep a steady beat no

i got this great big knife cause the hunting is my
it's my chance to drink beer and get away the wife
it's the boys out acting stupidly

say now baby don't you think maybe how bout you and me yeah
well we partied all never made it to our bunks and
i was sittin in the tree on the tree dead drunk
windmill blowin 45, temp thirty below, i was to death, then it started to snow
so i got down from the tree stand headin for the truck
and thats when i it there, the turdy point buck
the turdy buck?
point buck (5x)

well he was eight tall, weighed twelve thousand pounds, with every step there was a shakin' on the ground
he was so so beautiful
strutted right out of my dreams, he was created by God for outdoor magazines
now i'm not much for thinkin, no i don't do it
but i had an
to put that turdy in his coffin

turdy point
hh
point buck

i couldn't get to my
the howitzer was in the
my stomache was tied into a knot
ya my only was betty lou
she was da one
a combination AK-57 uzzie radar triple barrel double scoped heat-seakin shotgun

turdy buck
hh
point buck
turdy point

ya dat the women clappin' the the back dere i make dat

well he was comin for me gettin and bigger but my fingers were so frozen i could not pull the trigger
i kicked off my boots with my big toe
i was Harry, John Wayne, and G.I. Joe

ya dat turday point buck was only 10 feet
ya still i seem to hit him and he wouldn't run away
and after 20 minutes the smoke cleared
there were hunters on the ground and the world's deer
standing and proud, he looked at me and yawned (ohhhhhhh dear)
and then a of white, and there he was, gone

[cryin and

well seven men got up and then one fell
a big lump of blaze orange, on the ground
at i thought he was one of the boys
but it was a no brother in law man from illinois

only cheese-heads in here, boys?
send him back on the plane ya know

Did ya see the turdy
Did ya see the turdy
Did ya see the turdy
Did ya see the turdy

as we into da truck
sayin i'm gonna get that turdy buck
yeah i'm gonna get that point buck

hhh
turdy buck (5x)