Luyện nghe bài hát Turdy Point Buck

background noise: beer, chorus of laughs and belches, general yooper noises

tell ya dat
and you know it's not so much the heat as it is the gosh humidity
you dat

you know when you sit there in the bed and you're just sweaty you know and you go to reach for the water on the and ya slide right out of bed, and the wife says
"stop making so much noise waking me up, go to sleep"

well lemmie ya
like that make me feel like movin up north ya know
good
i'd do it too

course then i couldn't the Packers ya know, the Packers are
gosh i the Packers, i'd do anything for the Packers
who can forget Lombardi ya know, back in the glory years, not me boy
ya

yeah well
to be that time of year eh?

yeah i'm a deer how do you do

i got deer huntin rappin tale for you
i'm so excited, my favorite time of year
i love to freeze my chasin trophy deer
but don't clap hands to the stompin of the feet
ya he's like me he can't keep a steady beat no

i got this great big cause the hunting is my life
it's my chance to beer and get away from the wife
it's the boys night out acting

say now baby don't you think maybe how bout you and me yeah
we partied all night never made it to our bunks and
i was sittin in the stand on the tree dead drunk
windmill blowin 45, temp thirty below, i was freezin to death, then it to snow
so i got down from the tree start headin for the truck
and thats when i seen it there, the point buck
the point buck?
point buck (5x)

well he was eight foot tall, weighed twelve pounds, with every step there was a shakin' on the ground
he was so rutiful so
strutted out of my dreams, he was created by God just for outdoor magazines
now i'm not for thinkin, no i don't do it often
but i had an
to put that turdy in his coffin

turdy point
hh
turdy point

i get to my grenades
the was in the shop
my was tied into a monkey knot
ya my only hope was lou
she was da one
a combination AK-57 uzzie lasar triple barrel double scoped heat-seakin shotgun

turdy point
hh
turdy buck
turdy buck

ya dat the women the the back dere i gotta make dat

well he was comin for me gettin bigger and but my fingers were so frozen i could not pull the trigger
i kicked off my fired with my big toe
i was Harry, John Wayne, and G.I. Joe

ya dat turday point buck was only 10 feet
ya still i seem to hit him and he wouldn't run away
and after 20 minutes when the cleared
there hunters on the ground and the world's biggest deer
tall and proud, he looked at me and yawned (ohhhhhhh dear)
and then a of white, and there he was, gone

and burpin]

well seven men got up and one fell down
a big of blaze orange, shakin on the ground
at first i he was one of the boys
but it was a no brother good in law man illinois

only cheese-heads in here, right
send him back on the next ya know

Did ya see the pointer?
Did ya see the turdy
Did ya see the turdy
Did ya see the turdy

as we jumped da truck
sayin i'm gonna get that point buck
yeah i'm gonna get that point buck

hhh
turdy point (5x)