Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me all right Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at There's no any greater Than to shoot first and ask later Now I'm happy, trigger happy every day
Well you take my guns away, I got a right Yeah, I gotta be ready if the attack us tonight blow their brains out with my Smith and Wesson That out to 'em all a darn good lesson Now I'm happy, trigger happy every day
Oh yeah, I'm trigger, trigger Yes, I'm trigger, happy (Oh baby, I'm) trigger, happy Yes, I'm trigger, happy (Oh, I'm so) trigger, trigger Yes, I'm trigger, happy watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have To blow you
Oh, I shot Daddy last night in the den I mistook him in the dark for a Nazi again Now why'd you to get so mad? It's just a flesh wound, Dad You I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Oh, I haven't figured out the safety on my rifle yet Little Fluffy a round, better take him to the vet I that kitty cat so full of lead We'll have to use him for a pencil Well, I'm happy, trigger happy every day
Oh yeah, I'm trigger, trigger Yes, I'm trigger, trigger (Oh baby, I'm) trigger, trigger Yes, I'm trigger, trigger (Oh, I'm so) trigger, happy Yes, I'm trigger, trigger watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have To blow you
Come on and grab ammo What you got to lose? We'll all get up And at anything that moves
Got a brand new weapon with a laser sight Oh, I'm prayin' somebody tries to break in here I keep a Magnum in my trunk You better ask yourself, do you lucky, punk? I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Oh yeah, I'm trigger, happy Yes, I'm trigger, trigger (Oh baby, I'm) trigger, trigger Yes, I'm trigger, happy (Oh, I'm so) trigger, happy Yes, I'm trigger, happy Better out, punk, or I'm gonna have To you away