Got an AK-47, well you know it me feel all right Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me a little better at night no feeling any greater Than to first and ask questions later Now I'm happy, trigger happy every day
Well you can't take my away, I got a Constitutional Yeah, I gotta be ready if the commies us tonight I'll blow brains out with my Smith and Wesson That out to 'em all a darn good lesson Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy day
Oh yeah, I'm trigger, trigger Yes, I'm trigger, happy (Oh baby, I'm) trigger, trigger Yes, I'm trigger, trigger (Oh, I'm so) trigger, happy Yes, I'm trigger, happy watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have To you away
Oh, I accidentally shot last night in the den I mistook him in the for a drug-crazed Nazi again Now you have to get so mad? It's just a flesh wound, Dad You I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Oh, I still haven't out the safety on my rifle yet Little Fluffy took a round, better him to the vet I filled kitty cat so full of lead We'll to use him for a pencil instead Well, I'm happy, trigger happy every day
Oh yeah, I'm trigger, happy Yes, I'm trigger, trigger (Oh baby, I'm) trigger, happy Yes, I'm trigger, trigger (Oh, I'm so) trigger, trigger Yes, I'm trigger, trigger Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna To you away
Come on and grab ammo What have you got to all get liquored up And shoot at that moves
Got a brand new weapon with a laser sight Oh, I'm prayin' somebody tries to break in here I alwaays a Magnum in my trunk You better ask yourself, do you feel lucky, I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Oh yeah, I'm trigger, happy Yes, I'm trigger, happy (Oh baby, I'm) trigger, happy Yes, I'm trigger, trigger (Oh, I'm so) trigger, happy Yes, I'm trigger, trigger Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna To blow you