Got an AK-47, you know it makes me feel all right Got an Uzi by my pillow, me sleep a little better at night no feeling any greater Than to first and ask questions later Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy day
Well you take my guns away, I got a Constitutional Yeah, I be ready if the commies attack us tonight I'll blow their brains out with my Smith and out to teach 'em all a darn good lesson Now I'm trigger happy, trigger every day
Oh yeah, I'm trigger, happy Yes, I'm trigger, happy (Oh baby, I'm) trigger, trigger Yes, I'm trigger, trigger (Oh, I'm so) trigger, happy Yes, I'm trigger, happy Better watch out, punk, or I'm have To blow you
Oh, I shot Daddy last night in the den I mistook him in the dark for a Nazi again Now you have to get so mad? It's just a lousy wound, Dad You know I'm happy, trigger happy every day
Oh, I still haven't out the safety on my rifle yet Fluffy took a round, better take him to the vet I filled kitty cat so full of lead We'll have to use him for a instead Well, I'm trigger happy, trigger every day
Oh yeah, I'm trigger, happy Yes, I'm trigger, trigger (Oh baby, I'm) trigger, trigger Yes, I'm trigger, happy (Oh, I'm so) trigger, happy Yes, I'm trigger, happy watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have To blow you
Come on and your ammo have you got to lose? We'll all get up And shoot at that moves
Got a brand new semi-automatic with a laser sight Oh, I'm prayin' somebody to break in here tonight I keep a Magnum in my trunk You better ask yourself, do you lucky, punk? Because I'm happy, trigger happy every day
Oh yeah, I'm trigger, happy Yes, I'm trigger, happy (Oh baby, I'm) trigger, happy Yes, I'm trigger, happy (Oh, I'm so) trigger, happy Yes, I'm trigger, happy Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna To you away