Got an AK-47, well you know it me feel all right Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little at night There's no any greater Than to shoot first and ask later Now I'm happy, trigger happy every day
Well you can't my guns away, I got a Constitutional Yeah, I gotta be ready if the commies attack us blow their brains out with my Smith and Wesson That out to teach 'em all a darn lesson Now I'm trigger happy, happy every day
Oh yeah, I'm trigger, trigger Yes, I'm trigger, trigger (Oh baby, I'm) trigger, trigger Yes, I'm trigger, happy (Oh, I'm so) trigger, trigger Yes, I'm trigger, trigger watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have To you away
Oh, I accidentally shot Daddy last in the den I him in the dark for a drug-crazed Nazi again Now why'd you to get so mad? just a lousy flesh wound, Dad You know I'm happy, trigger happy every day
Oh, I still haven't figured out the on my rifle yet Little Fluffy took a round, take him to the vet I filled that kitty cat so of lead have to use him for a pencil instead Well, I'm trigger happy, trigger happy day
Oh yeah, I'm trigger, trigger Yes, I'm trigger, happy (Oh baby, I'm) trigger, happy Yes, I'm trigger, happy (Oh, I'm so) trigger, happy Yes, I'm trigger, trigger watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have To you away
Come on and your ammo What you got to lose? We'll all get up And shoot at anything moves
Got a brand new weapon with a laser sight Oh, I'm prayin' somebody tries to break in tonight I alwaays keep a Magnum in my You better ask yourself, do you lucky, punk? Because I'm happy, trigger happy every day
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