Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (full Version)

Seven o'clock in the
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the room and me

And she says, Is this the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's late
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' either but I eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, what you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what gonna do!"

"But you gotta tell me
What it is hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I don't
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why I want to eat liver?
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know I said"
like, "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell phone to ring
Now who be callin' me?
Well I checked my ID

It was just cousin callin'
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I no, she says yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't feel like, all dressed up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
Open the garage
I open the car doors
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
we fasten our seat belts
As we pull out the

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're approaching the
close to the drive-thru

Almost there at the
Now we're here at the thru
in line at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, in back of us
All just waiting to

There's some idiot in a
With his brights on me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers with and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my hands and
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a chicken
And I want a too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

Plus we need curly
And don't you forget it
And two medium root
No, just one, we'll it"

Then I said, "I'm that
You're probably not too
So read me my order
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, curly fries and a root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
That I really you should know

You can have refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So what would I want for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't
Now tell me, who's this

She says, "Oh, just some guy
Who to school with me
I sat behind him last
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I know a guy named
He to be my plumber
He was prematurely
And he moved to last summer

He also had bladder
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
That's way more than I to know!"

And then we were quiet
And got real intense
And she says, "Next window please,
be five dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched in line
Movin' painfully
I got a bored
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my was getting a headache
So we both sat there quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have in your teeth"

She turned from me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
still a little bit there but don't worry
It's probably a piece of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or whatever you it
Put my hand in my
I can't there's no wallet!

And the at the window's like
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches into her
And out the American Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's be cash only
We don't take credit here"

I took back the and said
"Gee, Well that sucks!"
And that's when I out
My wife was only carryin' bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So your wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
help me to find some change"
Now the lady at the
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We move this line along"
I said, "Now hold stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And the mat beneath my feet
I a nickel in an ashtray
And a couple and a dime in the space between the seats

Before long I had a little
Of of every sort
The counts it up and says
"You're still a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this weird
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't really hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
Forget the chicken then"

So I up my change
Pick up my
And I drive to the window
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky nametag says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just spaced out there for a
I'm kind of burnt tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And then finally drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its bouquet

I'm to death
By the we pull up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, that burger
I just gotta a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she hands me the
And I up the burger

And then I the paper
I bite into those
And I just believe it
forgot the onions!