Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (full Version)

Seven in the evening
Watchin somethin' on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my wife in the room and sees me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's late
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' either but I eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But first you gotta me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I to eat liver?
I even like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell phone to ring
Now who could be me?
Well I my caller ID

It was just cousin Larry
For the third today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I says no, she yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, your keys"

I a little bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I feel like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
Open the door
I open the car doors
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And I turn it sideways
we fasten our seat belts
As we pull out the

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're approaching the
Getting to the drive-thru

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the drive
Here in at the drive-thru
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the drive-thru
Me and her
Cars in of us, cars in back of us
All waiting to order

There's some idiot in a
With his on behind me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' bunny
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers with and cheese"

my wife says
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a chicken
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I want a too"
She's like, "You onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

Plus we curly fries
And don't you dare it
And two root beers
No, one, we'll split it"

Then I said, "I'm guessin'
probably not too bright
So read me my order
Let's sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, curly and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I ordered a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
I really think you should know

You can have unlimited
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So would I want that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, ain't Paul
Now tell me, who's Paul?

She says, "Oh, just some guy
Who goes to school me
I sat behind him last
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He used to be my
He was prematurely
And he to Pittsburgh last summer

He had bladder problems
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there
way more than I needed to know!"

And then we both quiet
And got real intense
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be five and eighty two cents"

So we ahead in line
Movin' slow
I got a bored
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my wife was getting a
So we both sat there quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you somethin' in your teeth"

She away from me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit but don't worry
It's probably just a of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or whatever you it
Put my in my pocket
I believe there's no wallet!

And the lady at the like
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And out the American Express

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's be cash only
We don't take credit here"

I back the card and said
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And when I found out
My wife was only carryin' bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to some change"
Now the lady at the
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta this line along"
I said, "Now hold your horses lady
We be long"

So I looked inside the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I found a nickel in an
And a couple and a dime in the space between the seats

Before I had a little pile
Of of every sort
The lady it up and says
"You're still a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really in the first place"

And so I around
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
Forget the sandwich then"

So I up my change
Pick up my
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I just wait to eat

And now we see this ridden
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I spaced out there for a second
I'm really kind of tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And then finally drivin' away
And the food is me mad
its intoxicating bouquet

I'm starvin' to
By the time we pull up at the traffic
I say, "Baby, gimme that
I gotta have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she me the burger
And I pick up the

And I unwrap the paper
I into those buns
And I just believe it
They the onions!