Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (full Version)

Seven o'clock in the
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
my wife comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's gettin'
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I know, what about you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But first you tell me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I don't
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I want to eat
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I don't want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my phone started to ring
Now who could be me?
Well I my caller ID

It was cousin Larry callin'
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I no, she says yes
I no, she says yes, oh, here's your keys"

I a little bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I feel like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
the garage door
Then I the car doors
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I it sideways
we fasten our seat belts
As we out the driveway

Then we to the drive-thru
off to the drive-thru
We're the drive-thru
close to the drive-thru

Almost there at the
Now we're here at the drive
Here in at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, here we are in the line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, in back of us
All waiting to order

There's some idiot in a
his brights on behind me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
like two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

Then my wife
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a chicken
And I a cheeseburger too"
She's like, "You onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I said that I do

we need curly fries
And you dare forget it
And two medium beers
No, just one, we'll it"

I said, "I'm guessin' that
You're probably not too
So me back my order
Let's sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you want a
Three, fries and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large beer
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
That I really think you know

You can have unlimited
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except we're in the
So what would I that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that Paul
Now tell me, who's this

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who to school with me
I sat behind him year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I know a guy Paul
He used to be my
He was prematurely
And he moved to Pittsburgh last

He also had bladder
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there
way more than I needed to know!"

And then we both were
And got real intense
And then she says, "Next please,
be five dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched ahead in
painfully slow
I got a little
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my wife was getting a
So we just sat there quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you somethin' in your teeth"

She turned away me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but don't
probably just a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or you call it
Put my hand in my
I believe there's no wallet!

And the lady at the like
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her eyes and
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches her purse
And busts out the American

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
gotta be cash only
We don't take credit here"

I took the card and said
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And when I found out
My wife was carryin' three bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's your wallet

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to some change"
Now the lady at the
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta this line along"
I said, "Now hold your horses lady
We be long"

So I looked inside the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I found a nickel in an
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space the seats

long I had a little pile
Of of every sort
The counts it up and says
"You're still a dollar short"

And now my woman's got weird look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't even hungry in the first place"

And so I turned
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the chicken then"

So I up my change
up my receipt
And I drive to the window
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky nametag that
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

he looks at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just spaced out there for a
I'm really kind of tonight"

And then he hands me the
And then we're drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its bouquet

I'm to death
By the time we pull up at the light
I say, "Baby, that burger
I just gotta a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she me the burger
And I pick up the

And then I the paper
I bite into buns
And I just believe it
They the onions!