Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (full Version)

Seven o'clock in the
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the
my wife comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's gettin'
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what gonna do!"

"But first you gotta me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why I want to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just don't any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell phone started to
Now who could be me?
I checked my caller ID

It was cousin Larry callin'
For the third today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I no, she says yes
I no, she says yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't feel like, gettin all up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King would me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
the garage door
Then I open the car
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And I turn it sideways
Then we fasten our belts
As we out the driveway

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're the drive-thru
close to the drive-thru

Almost there at the
Now we're here at the thru
Here in at the drive-thru
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the drive-thru
Me and her
Cars in front of us, in back of us
All just waiting to

There's some idiot in a
With his on behind me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, cha tryin to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
like two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

Then my wife
"Baby, hold on, I've my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my hands and
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I a cheeseburger too"
She's like, "You onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I said that I do

Plus we need fries
And don't you dare it
And two medium root
No, one, we'll split it"

Then I said, "I'm that
You're probably not too
So read me back my
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, fries and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
That I really think you know

You can unlimited refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So what I want that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your voice so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't
Now tell me, this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who goes to school me
I sat behind him last
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He to be my plumber
He was prematurely
And he moved to Pittsburgh summer

He also had problems
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there
way more than I needed to know!"

And then we were quiet
And got real intense
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be five and eighty two cents"

So we inched in line
Movin' slow
I got a little
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my wife was a headache
So we just sat there quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I you have somethin' in your teeth"

She turned away me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but worry
It's probably a piece of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or you call it
Put my hand in my
I can't believe no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches into her
And busts out the American

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be only
We don't take cards here"

I took back the and said
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And that's I found out
My wife was carryin' three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's your wallet

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to find change"
Now the at the window
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move this along"
I said, "Now your stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And the mat beneath my feet
I found a in an ashtray
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space the seats

Before long I had a pile
Of of every sort
The lady counts it up and
"You're still a dollar short"

And now my got this weird look
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't even hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the chicken then"

So I pick up my
up my receipt
And I drive to the window
Man, I just can't to eat

And now we see acne ridden
Kid about
Wearin' a nametag that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

he looks at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just spaced out there for a
I'm really kind of tonight"

And then he hands me the
And then we're drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm to death
By the time we pull up at the traffic
I say, "Baby, that burger
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she me the burger
And I pick up the

And I unwrap the paper
I bite into buns
And I just can't it
forgot the onions!