Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (full Version)

Seven o'clock in the
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the room and me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I know, say, it's gettin' late
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' either but I eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, what you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what gonna do!"

"But first you tell me
What it is hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I don't
Do you want to get delivered?"
like, "Why would I want to eat liver?
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just don't any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell started to ring
Now who be callin' me?
Well I my caller ID

It was just Larry callin'
For the third today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why don't you up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I no, she says yes, I says no, she says yes
I no, she says yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't feel like, gettin all up
And expensive food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I what we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front
Open the garage
Then I the car doors
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And I turn it sideways
Then we fasten our seat
As we pull out the

Then we to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're approaching the
Getting close to the

Almost there at the
Now we're at the drive thru
in line at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
Cars in of us, cars in back of us
All just waiting to

There's some idiot in a
With his on behind me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My says, "Maybe we should park
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' bunny
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
like two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, hold on, I've my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a chicken
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my hands and
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I want a too"
She's like, "You want on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

we need curly fries
And don't you forget it
And two medium root
No, one, we'll split it"

I said, "I'm guessin' that
You're probably not too
So read me my order
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, curly fries and a large beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a root beer
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
That I really think you know

You can unlimited refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, except we're in the
So what would I want for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your voice so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my is all like, "No, that ain't Paul
Now tell me, this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who goes to school me
I sat behind him last
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I know a guy named
He to be my plumber
He was prematurely
And he to Pittsburgh last summer

He had bladder problems
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
That's way more I needed to know!"

And we both were quiet
And things got intense
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be five and eighty two cents"

So we inched in line
painfully slow
I got a little
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my wife was getting a
So we both sat there quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you somethin' in your teeth"

She turned from me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's a little bit there but don't worry
It's probably just a of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or whatever you it
Put my hand in my
I believe there's no wallet!

And the at the window's like
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I turn around to my and say
"How have you got on you?"

She rolls her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And busts out the American

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be only
We don't take cards here"

I took the card and said
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And that's I found out
My was only carryin' three bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So your wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
help me to find some change"
Now the lady at the
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We move this line along"
I said, "Now your stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I looked around the glove box
And the mat beneath my feet
I found a nickel in an
And a couple pennies and a dime in the between the seats

Before long I had a pile
Of coins of every
The lady counts it up and
"You're still a dollar short"

And now my woman's got weird look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't really hungry in the first place"

And so I turned
To the again
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I pick up my
Pick up my
And I to the pickup window
Man, I just can't to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky nametag says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I spaced out there for a second
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And then finally drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm to death
By the time we pull up at the traffic
I say, "Baby, that burger
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she hands me the
And I pick up the

And then I the paper
I bite into those
And I can't believe it
forgot the onions!