Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (full Version)

Seven in the evening
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the and sees me

And she says, Is this the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I know, say, it's gettin' late
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' either but I eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're hungry eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But first you tell me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I don't
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I want to eat
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should what I said"
like, "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell phone to ring
Now who be callin' me?
Well I my caller ID

It was cousin Larry callin'
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why don't you up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I no, she says yes
I says no, she yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't feel like, all dressed up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front
Open the door
Then I open the car
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And then I it sideways
Then we fasten our belts
As we pull out the

Then we drive to the
off to the drive-thru
We're the drive-thru
Getting close to the

Almost there at the
Now here at the drive thru
Here in at the drive-thru
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, cars in of us
All waiting to order

some idiot in a Volvo
With his brights on me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, cha tryin to do, blind me?"

My says, "Maybe we should park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' bunny
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two with onions and cheese"

my wife says
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna a chicken sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I want a too"
She's like, "You onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

we need curly fries
And don't you dare it
And two root beers
No, one, we'll split it"

Then I said, "I'm guessin'
probably not too bright
So read me my order
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, curly fries and a root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I ordered a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
That I really think you should

You can have unlimited
For just a more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So what would I want for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't
Now me, who's this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who goes to with me
I sat him last year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I know a guy Paul
He used to be my
He was prematurely
And he moved to Pittsburgh summer

He had bladder problems
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there
That's way more I needed to know!"

And we both were quiet
And got real intense
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched in line
Movin' slow
I got a bored
So I on the radio

Click, it off
my wife was getting a headache
So we just sat there quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I you have somethin' in your teeth"

She turned away me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit but don't worry
It's just a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or you call it
Put my in my pocket
I can't there's no wallet!

And the at the window's like
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I turn around to my and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her eyes and
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And busts out the American

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
gotta be cash only
We don't take cards here"

I took back the and said
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And that's when I out
My wife was only carryin' bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So your wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to find change"
Now the at the window
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta this line along"
I said, "Now hold your horses lady
We be long"

So I looked around the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I a nickel in an ashtray
And a couple pennies and a in the space between the seats

Before I had a little pile
Of of every sort
The counts it up and says
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I even really hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
Forget the sandwich then"

So I up my change
up my receipt
And I to the pickup window
Man, I just can't to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky nametag says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I spaced out there for a second
I'm kind of burnt tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And then we're finally drivin'
And the food is me mad
With its bouquet

I'm to death
By the time we up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, that burger
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she hands me the
And I pick up the

And then I the paper
I into those buns
And I just can't it
They the onions!