Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (full Version)

Seven o'clock in the
Watchin somethin' on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my wife in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I know, say, it's gettin' late
cha wanna do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But first you gotta me
What it is hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you to get something delivered?"
like, "Why would I want to eat liver?
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I don't want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell started to ring
Now who be callin' me?
I checked my caller ID

It was just Larry callin'
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I no, she says yes
I says no, she yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't feel like, all dressed up
And expensive food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I what we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front
Open the garage
Then I open the car
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
Then we fasten our belts
As we pull out the

Then we drive to the
off to the drive-thru
We're approaching the
close to the drive-thru

Almost there at the
Now we're here at the thru
in line at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
in front of us, cars in back of us
All just waiting to

There's some idiot in a
With his brights on me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, cha tryin to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' bunny
So I ain't this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
like two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a chicken
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I want a too"
She's like, "You want on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

Plus we need fries
And don't you forget it
And two medium beers
No, just one, we'll it"

Then I said, "I'm guessin'
You're probably not too
So me back my order
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, curly and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large beer
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
That I really think you should

You can have unlimited
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So would I want that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my is all like, "No, that ain't Paul
Now tell me, who's this

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who goes to school me
I sat behind him last
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I know a guy named
He used to be my
He was bald
And he moved to last summer

He also had problems
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there
That's way more I needed to know!"

And we both were quiet
And things got real
And then she says, "Next please,
be five dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched ahead in
Movin' painfully
I got a little
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my wife was a headache
So we both sat there quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have somethin' in teeth"

She turned away me
And turned back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
still a little bit there but don't worry
It's just a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or whatever you it
Put my in my pocket
I can't believe no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just rolls her eyes and
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches into her
And busts out the Express

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's be cash only
We don't take credit here"

I took back the card and
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And that's when I out
My wife was carryin' three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So your wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to some change"
Now the lady at the
Is looking at me strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move line along"
I said, "Now hold stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I found a nickel in an
And a pennies and a dime in the space between the seats

long I had a little pile
Of of every sort
The lady counts it up and
"You're still about a short"

And now my got this weird look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't really hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
Forget the sandwich then"

So I up my change
up my receipt
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this ridden
Kid about
a dorky nametag that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just spaced out for a second
I'm kind of burnt tonight"

And then he hands me the
And then finally drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm starvin' to
By the time we up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I just gotta a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she me the burger
And I pick up the

And then I the paper
I bite into those
And I just can't it
They the onions!