Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (full Version)

Seven in the evening
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
my wife comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this 'Behind the
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, gettin' late
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' either but I eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I know, what about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But first you gotta me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you want to get delivered?"
like, "Why would I want to eat liver?
I even like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell started to ring
Now who be callin' me?
Well I checked my ID

It was just cousin Larry
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why don't you up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, your keys"

I a little bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I feel like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front
Open the door
Then I open the car
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And I turn it sideways
Then we our seat belts
As we out the driveway

Then we drive to the
Heading off to the
approaching the drive-thru
Getting to the drive-thru

there at the drive-thru
Now here at the drive thru
Here in at the drive-thru
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, cars in of us
All just to order

There's some idiot in a
With his on behind me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' bunny
So I ain't this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

my wife says
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I think I'm have a chicken sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I a cheeseburger too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

Plus we curly fries
And you dare forget it
And two medium beers
No, just one, we'll it"

I said, "I'm guessin' that
You're not too bright
So me back my order
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, curly fries and a root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I ordered a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
That I really think you know

You can have refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So what would I that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, ain't Paul
Now me, who's this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who goes to school me
I sat him last year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I know a guy named
He to be my plumber
He was prematurely
And he moved to last summer

He also had bladder
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there
That's way more than I to know!"

And we both were quiet
And things got real
And then she says, "Next please,
be five dollars and eighty two cents"

So we ahead in line
Movin' painfully
I got a little
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my wife was getting a
So we both just sat quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have somethin' in teeth"

She away from me
And turned back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but worry
It's probably just a of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or whatever you it
Put my in my pocket
I can't believe no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She rolls her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches her purse
And out the American Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's be cash only
We don't take cards here"

I took the card and said
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And when I found out
My wife was only carryin' bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just me to find some change"
Now the at the window
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move line along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' horses
We be long"

So I looked inside the glove box
And the mat beneath my feet
I found a nickel in an
And a couple and a dime in the space between the seats

Before I had a little pile
Of coins of every
The lady it up and says
"You're still about a short"

And now my woman's got this weird
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't really hungry in the first place"

And so I turned
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I pick up my
Pick up my
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this ridden
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

he looks at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I spaced out there for a second
I'm kind of burnt tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And then we're drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm starvin' to
By the time we up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, gimme that
I gotta have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she me the burger
And I up the burger

And then I the paper
I into those buns
And I just can't it
They the onions!