Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (full Version)

Seven in the evening
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the
When my wife in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I know, say, it's gettin' late
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' either but I eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're let's eat"
I said, "That's what gonna do!"

"But first you tell me
What it is hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just don't any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell started to ring
Now who be callin' me?
Well I my caller ID

It was just cousin Larry
For the third today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I says no, she yes
I no, she says yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't feel like, gettin all up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front
Open the garage
Then I open the car
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
Then we fasten our belts
As we pull out the

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're the drive-thru
Getting to the drive-thru

there at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the thru
Here in at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, here we are in the line
Me and her
in front of us, cars in back of us
All just waiting to

There's some idiot in a
his brights on behind me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My says, "Maybe we should park
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' bunny
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers with and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm have a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I a cheeseburger too"
She's like, "You want on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

Plus we need fries
And you dare forget it
And two medium beers
No, just one, split it"

Then I said, "I'm that
You're not too bright
So me back my order
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, curly fries and a root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large beer
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres else
I really think you should know

You can unlimited refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So what would I want for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your voice so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't
Now me, who's this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who to school with me
I sat him last year
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He to be my plumber
He was bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh summer

He also had bladder
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
That's way than I needed to know!"

And then we both were
And things got real
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be five and eighty two cents"

So we inched ahead in
Movin' slow
I got a little
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my wife was getting a
So we just sat there quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have in your teeth"

She turned from me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's a little bit there but don't worry
It's just a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or you call it
Put my hand in my
I believe there's no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And busts out the American

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
gotta be cash only
We don't credit cards here"

I back the card and said
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And that's I found out
My wife was only carryin' three

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
help me to find some change"
Now the lady at the
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We move this line along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' horses
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And the mat beneath my feet
I found a in an ashtray
And a couple pennies and a in the space between the seats

Before long I had a pile
Of of every sort
The counts it up and says
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got weird look
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't even hungry in the first place"

And so I turned
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
Forget the chicken then"

So I pick up my
up my receipt
And I drive to the window
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this ridden
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a nametag that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I spaced out there for a second
I'm kind of burnt tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And then we're drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its bouquet

I'm starvin' to
By the time we pull up at the traffic
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I gotta have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she hands me the
And I up the burger

And then I the paper
I bite into buns
And I just can't it
forgot the onions!