Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (full Version)

Seven in the evening
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
my wife comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this 'Behind the
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's gettin'
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' either but I eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I know, what about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're let's eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But first you gotta me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I don't
Do you to get something delivered?"
like, "Why would I want to eat liver?
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I don't want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell phone to ring
Now who be callin' me?
I checked my caller ID

It was just cousin Larry
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't feel like, gettin all up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King would make me
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front
Open the garage
Then I the car doors
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
we fasten our seat belts
As we pull out the

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're the drive-thru
close to the drive-thru

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're at the drive thru
Here in line at the
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
Cars in of us, cars in back of us
All just waiting to

There's some idiot in a
With his on behind me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I ain't this ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers with and cheese"

my wife says
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I a cheeseburger too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I said that I do

Plus we curly fries
And don't you forget it
And two medium beers
No, one, we'll split it"

Then I said, "I'm that
probably not too bright
So me back my order
Let's sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, fries and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
That I really think you should

You can have refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So what I want that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't
Now tell me, this Paul?

She says, "Oh, just some guy
Who goes to school me
I sat behind him last
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He used to be my
He was bald
And he moved to last summer

He also had problems
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
way more than I needed to know!"

And we both were quiet
And got real intense
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be five and eighty two cents"

So we ahead in line
painfully slow
I got a bored
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my wife was getting a
So we both just sat there
For her

Then I at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have somethin' in teeth"

She turned away me
And turned back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's a little bit there but don't worry
It's probably a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or you call it
Put my hand in my
I can't believe no wallet!

And the lady at the like
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I turn around to my and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And busts out the American

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
gotta be cash only
We don't take credit here"

I took the card and said
"Gee, Well that sucks!"
And when I found out
My was only carryin' three bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just me to find some change"
Now the at the window
Is looking at me strange

And she says, "Mister,
We move this line along"
I said, "Now hold your horses lady
We be long"

So I looked around inside the box
And the mat beneath my feet
I found a in an ashtray
And a pennies and a dime in the space between the seats

Before I had a little pile
Of coins of sort
The lady counts it up and
"You're still about a short"

And now my woman's got this look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really in the first place"

And so I turned
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
Forget the sandwich then"

So I up my change
Pick up my
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky nametag says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I spaced out there for a second
I'm really kind of tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And we're finally drivin' away
And the food is me mad
its intoxicating bouquet

I'm starvin' to
By the time we pull up at the traffic
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she me the burger
And I pick up the

And then I unwrap the
I bite into buns
And I can't believe it
forgot the onions!