Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (full Version)

Seven o'clock in the
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the and sees me

And she says, Is this the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's late
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I know, what about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're hungry eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But you gotta tell me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I don't
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why I want to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell started to ring
Now who could be me?
Well I checked my ID

It was just Larry callin'
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, here's keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't feel like, gettin all up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the door
the garage door
Then I open the car
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I it sideways
Then we fasten our belts
As we pull out the

Then we drive to the
Heading off to the
We're approaching the
close to the drive-thru

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the thru
Here in at the drive-thru
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, in back of us
All waiting to order

There's some in a Volvo
his brights on behind me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, cha tryin to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' bunny
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two with onions and cheese"

my wife says
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm have a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I a cheeseburger too"
She's like, "You want on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

we need curly fries
And don't you forget it
And two medium root
No, just one, split it"

Then I said, "I'm that
You're not too bright
So read me my order
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, curly and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I ordered a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres else
That I really think you should

You can have refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So what I want that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, ain't Paul
Now tell me, who's this

She says, "Oh, just some guy
Who goes to school me
I sat him last year
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I know a guy named
He used to be my
He was prematurely
And he moved to Pittsburgh last

He had bladder problems
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
That's way more than I to know!"

And then we both quiet
And things got intense
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched in line
painfully slow
I got a bored
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my wife was getting a
So we both just sat there
For her

I looked at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you somethin' in your teeth"

She turned away me
And turned back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit but don't worry
It's just a piece of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or whatever you it
Put my hand in my
I can't believe no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches into her
And out the American Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
gotta be cash only
We take credit cards here"

I took back the card and
"Gee, Well that sucks!"
And that's when I out
My wife was carryin' three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So where's your anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
help me to find some change"
Now the at the window
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta this line along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' horses
We be long"

So I looked around the glove box
And checked the mat my feet
I found a in an ashtray
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the

Before long I had a pile
Of coins of sort
The lady counts it up and
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really in the first place"

And so I turned
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
Forget the sandwich then"

So I pick up my
Pick up my
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid about
a dorky nametag that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just spaced out for a second
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And then we're drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
its intoxicating bouquet

I'm to death
By the we pull up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, that burger
I just gotta a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she hands me the
And I pick up the

And I unwrap the paper
I bite those buns
And I can't believe it
They the onions!