Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (full Version)

Seven in the evening
Watchin somethin' on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the and sees me

And she says, Is this the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, gettin' late
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I know, what about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're let's eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But first you tell me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you want to get delivered?"
like, "Why would I want to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know I said"
like, "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell phone to ring
Now who could be me?
Well I checked my ID

It was cousin Larry callin'
For the third today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, your keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And King would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front
Open the door
Then I open the car
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
Then we our seat belts
As we out the driveway

Then we drive to the
Heading off to the
approaching the drive-thru
Getting close to the

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're at the drive thru
Here in at the drive-thru
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the drive-thru
Me and her
in front of us, cars in back of us
All just to order

There's idiot in a Volvo
With his on behind me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My says, "Maybe we should park
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' bunny
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers with and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, hold on, I've my mind!
I think I'm have a chicken sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I a cheeseburger too"
She's like, "You onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I said that I do

Plus we curly fries
And you dare forget it
And two medium root
No, one, we'll split it"

Then I said, "I'm that
probably not too bright
So read me back my
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, curly and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
That I think you should know

You can unlimited refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, except we're in the
So what I want that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my is all like, "No, that ain't Paul
Now me, who's this Paul?

She says, "Oh, just some guy
Who to school with me
I sat behind him year
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I know a guy named
He to be my plumber
He was bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh last

He also had problems
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
That's way more than I to know!"

And then we both were
And things got intense
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched ahead in
Movin' slow
I got a bored
So I on the radio

Click, it off
my wife was getting a headache
So we both sat there quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have somethin' in teeth"

She away from me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but worry
It's probably just a of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or whatever you it
Put my in my pocket
I can't believe no wallet!

And the at the window's like
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I turn around to my and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just rolls her eyes and
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches her purse
And busts out the Express

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
gotta be cash only
We don't take cards here"

I back the card and said
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And that's when I out
My wife was only carryin' bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So where's wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
help me to find some change"
Now the lady at the
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move this along"
I said, "Now your stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I looked around inside the box
And checked the mat beneath my
I found a in an ashtray
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space the seats

Before I had a little pile
Of of every sort
The counts it up and says
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this weird
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't really hungry in the first place"

And so I turned
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the sandwich then"

So I pick up my
up my receipt
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I just wait to eat

And now we see this ridden
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky nametag says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

he looks at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just spaced out for a second
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And then he hands me the
And then we're finally drivin'
And the is drivin' me mad
With its bouquet

I'm starvin' to
By the time we up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, gimme that
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she hands me the
And I up the burger

And then I the paper
I bite into those
And I just can't it
They the onions!