Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (full Version)

Seven o'clock in the
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
my wife comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this the Music'
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's gettin'
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' either but I eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, what you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But you gotta tell me
What it is hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I don't
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I want to eat
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should what I said"
like, "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell phone started to
Now who could be me?
Well I checked my ID

It was just cousin Larry
For the third today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, your keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I feel like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I what we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front
the garage door
Then I the car doors
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I it sideways
we fasten our seat belts
As we pull out the

Then we to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're the drive-thru
close to the drive-thru

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're at the drive thru
Here in line at the
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the drive-thru
Me and her
Cars in front of us, in back of us
All waiting to order

There's some idiot in a
With his on behind me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, cha tryin to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' bunny
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers with and cheese"

Then my wife
"Baby, hold on, I've my mind!
I think I'm have a chicken sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I want a too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

Plus we curly fries
And don't you dare it
And two medium beers
No, one, we'll split it"

Then I said, "I'm that
You're not too bright
So read me my order
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, curly fries and a root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large beer
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
That I really think you should

You can have refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So what would I want for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this
And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't
Now tell me, who's Paul?

She says, "Oh, just some guy
Who to school with me
I sat behind him last
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He used to be my
He was bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh last

He also had bladder
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there
That's way than I needed to know!"

And then we were quiet
And got real intense
And she says, "Next window please,
be five dollars and eighty two cents"

So we ahead in line
Movin' slow
I got a little
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my wife was a headache
So we both just sat there
For her

I looked at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I you have somethin' in your teeth"

She turned from me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but don't
probably just a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or whatever you it
Put my in my pocket
I believe there's no wallet!

And the lady at the like
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches into her
And busts out the Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
gotta be cash only
We don't take credit here"

I took the card and said
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And when I found out
My wife was only three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to some change"
Now the lady at the
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta this line along"
I said, "Now hold your horses lady
We be long"

So I looked inside the glove box
And the mat beneath my feet
I a nickel in an ashtray
And a couple and a dime in the space between the seats

Before I had a little pile
Of of every sort
The lady counts it up and
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this look
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't really hungry in the first place"

And so I turned
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I up my change
up my receipt
And I drive to the window
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this ridden
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky nametag that
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

he looks at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just out there for a second
I'm kind of burnt tonight"

And then he hands me the
And then we're drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its bouquet

I'm to death
By the time we pull up at the light
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she me the burger
And I pick up the

And then I unwrap the
I bite into those
And I just believe it
forgot the onions!