Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (full Version)

Seven in the evening
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
my wife comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this 'Behind the
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's late
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, what you?"
She says, "I don't care, if hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what gonna do!"

"But first you tell me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I want to eat
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell started to ring
Now who be callin' me?
Well I my caller ID

It was cousin Larry callin'
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I no, she says yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, here's keys"

I a little bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't feel like, all dressed up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King would make me
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front
Open the door
I open the car doors
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And I turn it sideways
Then we fasten our belts
As we out the driveway

Then we to the drive-thru
off to the drive-thru
We're approaching the
close to the drive-thru

Almost there at the
Now we're here at the drive
in line at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, in back of us
All just waiting to

There's some idiot in a
With his brights on me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My says, "Maybe we should park
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
like two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

Then my wife
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my head in my hands and
"I know who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a chicken
And I a cheeseburger too"
She's like, "You onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

Plus we need curly
And don't you dare it
And two medium beers
No, just one, we'll it"

I said, "I'm guessin' that
You're not too bright
So read me back my
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you want a
Three, curly fries and a root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
That I think you should know

You can unlimited refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, except we're in the
So would I want that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this
And my is all like, "No, that ain't Paul
Now me, who's this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who goes to with me
I sat behind him last
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I know a guy named
He to be my plumber
He was bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh last

He also had bladder
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
That's way more I needed to know!"

And we both were quiet
And things got intense
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be five and eighty two cents"

So we inched in line
Movin' painfully
I got a little
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my wife was a headache
So we just sat there quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I you have somethin' in your teeth"

She turned away me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a bit there but don't worry
It's probably a piece of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or whatever you it
Put my hand in my
I believe there's no wallet!

And the at the window's like
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I turn around to my and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches her purse
And busts out the Express

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's be cash only
We take credit cards here"

I took back the and said
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And that's when I out
My wife was only carryin' bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So your wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to some change"
Now the lady at the
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We move this line along"
I said, "Now hold your horses lady
We be long"

So I looked around inside the box
And checked the mat beneath my
I a nickel in an ashtray
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space the seats

Before long I had a little
Of of every sort
The lady counts it up and
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my got this weird look
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't really hungry in the first place"

And so I turned
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
Forget the chicken then"

So I pick up my
Pick up my
And I drive to the window
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this ridden
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky nametag that
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I spaced out there for a second
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And then we're finally drivin'
And the food is me mad
its intoxicating bouquet

I'm starvin' to
By the time we pull up at the traffic
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she me the burger
And I pick up the

And I unwrap the paper
I bite into those
And I just believe it
They the onions!