Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 9 of 12)

Seven in the evening
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the
my wife comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's late
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I know, what about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But first you tell me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I want to eat
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should what I said"
like, "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell started to ring
Now who could be me?
I checked my caller ID

It was cousin Larry callin'
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I says no, she yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, here's keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And King would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I know we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
the garage door
Then I open the car
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
Then we fasten our belts
As we out the driveway

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're approaching the
Getting to the drive-thru

Almost at the drive-thru
Now here at the drive thru
Here in line at the
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the drive-thru
Me and her
in front of us, cars in back of us
All waiting to order

There's some in a Volvo
his brights on behind me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' bunny
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers onions and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I a cheeseburger too"
She's like, "You onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

we need curly fries
And don't you dare it
And two root beers
No, just one, we'll it"

Then I said, "I'm guessin'
probably not too bright
So read me my order
Let's sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, fries and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large beer
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
That I really think you know

You can have refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So what would I that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, ain't Paul
Now tell me, who's this

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who goes to with me
I sat him last year
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He used to be my
He was bald
And he to Pittsburgh last summer

He also had bladder
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
That's way than I needed to know!"

And then we both quiet
And got real intense
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched ahead in
painfully slow
I got a little
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my wife was getting a
So we both just sat quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have in your teeth"

She turned away me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's a little bit there but don't worry
It's probably just a of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or you call it
Put my in my pocket
I can't believe no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How much you got on you?"

She rolls her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches into her
And busts out the Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
gotta be cash only
We don't take credit here"

I took back the card and
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And when I found out
My wife was only three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's your wallet

And I said, "Nevermind
help me to find some change"
Now the lady at the
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move this along"
I said, "Now hold stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I a nickel in an ashtray
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space the seats

Before long I had a little
Of of every sort
The lady it up and says
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this weird
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't really hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
Forget the sandwich then"

So I up my change
Pick up my
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see acne ridden
Kid about
a dorky nametag that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

he looks at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just spaced out for a second
I'm really kind of tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And we're finally drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm starvin' to
By the we pull up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she me the burger
And I pick up the

And then I unwrap the
I bite into buns
And I just believe it
They the onions!