Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 9 of 12)

Seven o'clock in the
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the
my wife comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this 'Behind the
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's gettin'
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're hungry eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But you gotta tell me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I don't
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I to eat liver?
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I don't want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell phone to ring
Now who could be me?
I checked my caller ID

It was just cousin Larry
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I says no, she yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, your keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't feel like, gettin all up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And King would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I what we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
the garage door
Then I the car doors
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
Then we fasten our seat
As we out the driveway

Then we drive to the
Heading off to the
approaching the drive-thru
Getting close to the

there at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the drive
Here in at the drive-thru
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, in back of us
All just to order

There's idiot in a Volvo
With his brights on me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I ain't this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, hold on, I've my mind!
I think I'm have a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my head in my hands and
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I want a too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

Plus we curly fries
And don't you forget it
And two medium beers
No, one, we'll split it"

Then I said, "I'm that
You're probably not too
So read me back my
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, fries and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
That I really you should know

You can unlimited refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except we're in the
So would I want that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this
And my wife is all like, "No, that Paul
Now tell me, who's Paul?

She says, "Oh, just some guy
Who to school with me
I sat behind him year
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I know a guy named
He to be my plumber
He was bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh summer

He also had problems
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
That's way more I needed to know!"

And then we both were
And got real intense
And then she says, "Next please,
be five dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched ahead in
Movin' painfully
I got a little
So I turned on the

Click, it off
my wife was getting a headache
So we both sat there quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I you have somethin' in your teeth"

She turned away me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a bit there but don't worry
It's probably a piece of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or you call it
Put my hand in my
I believe there's no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well well, that'll be eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her eyes and
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches her purse
And busts out the Express

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be only
We take credit cards here"

I took back the card and
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And when I found out
My wife was only carryin' bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to find change"
Now the lady at the
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move line along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' lady
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And the mat beneath my feet
I a nickel in an ashtray
And a couple and a dime in the space between the seats

long I had a little pile
Of of every sort
The lady it up and says
"You're still about a short"

And now my got this weird look
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really hungry in the place"

And so I turned
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I pick up my
Pick up my
And I drive to the window
Man, I just wait to eat

And now we see this ridden
Kid sixteen
a dorky nametag that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I spaced out there for a second
I'm kind of burnt tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And then we're finally away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm to death
By the we pull up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, that burger
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she hands me the
And I up the burger

And I unwrap the paper
I bite into those
And I just believe it
They the onions!