Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 9 of 12)

Seven o'clock in the
Watchin somethin' on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's gettin'
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I know, what about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're hungry eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But first you gotta me
What it is hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I don't
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why I want to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I don't want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell started to ring
Now who could be me?
Well I checked my ID

It was just Larry callin'
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, here's keys"

I a little bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't feel like, gettin all up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
the garage door
Then I open the car
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
we fasten our seat belts
As we out the driveway

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're the drive-thru
Getting close to the

Almost at the drive-thru
Now here at the drive thru
in line at the drive-thru
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, in back of us
All just to order

There's some idiot in a
With his brights on me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers with and cheese"

my wife says
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna a chicken sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I want a too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

we need curly fries
And don't you forget it
And two root beers
No, just one, split it"

Then I said, "I'm guessin'
You're not too bright
So read me back my
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, curly fries and a large beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a root beer
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres else
That I think you should know

You can unlimited refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So would I want that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this
And my wife is all like, "No, that Paul
Now tell me, who's Paul?

She says, "Oh, just some guy
Who goes to school me
I sat behind him year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I know a guy named
He used to be my
He was prematurely
And he to Pittsburgh last summer

He also had bladder
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
way more than I needed to know!"

And then we both were
And things got real
And she says, "Next window please,
be five dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched in line
painfully slow
I got a bored
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my was getting a headache
So we both just sat quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you somethin' in your teeth"

She turned away me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but don't
It's just a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or you call it
Put my hand in my
I can't believe no wallet!

And the at the window's like
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her eyes and
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches her purse
And busts out the American

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's be cash only
We don't credit cards here"

I back the card and said
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And when I found out
My wife was only carryin' bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So where's your wallet

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to find change"
Now the lady at the
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move this along"
I said, "Now your stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I looked around inside the box
And checked the mat beneath my
I a nickel in an ashtray
And a pennies and a dime in the space between the seats

long I had a little pile
Of of every sort
The counts it up and says
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my got this weird look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really hungry in the place"

And so I around
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the chicken then"

So I up my change
Pick up my
And I to the pickup window
Man, I just wait to eat

And now we see this ridden
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky nametag that
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

he looks at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just spaced out for a second
I'm really kind of tonight"

And then he hands me the
And then we're finally drivin'
And the food is me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm to death
By the time we pull up at the traffic
I say, "Baby, that burger
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she me the burger
And I pick up the

And then I the paper
I bite into those
And I can't believe it
They the onions!