Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 9 of 12)

Seven o'clock in the
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the
my wife comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this 'Behind the
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's gettin'
cha wanna do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' either but I eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, what you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're hungry eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But first you tell me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you to get something delivered?"
like, "Why would I want to eat liver?
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell phone started to
Now who could be me?
Well I checked my ID

It was just cousin callin'
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I feel like, gettin all dressed up
And expensive food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
Open the garage
Then I the car doors
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And then I it sideways
Then we our seat belts
As we out the driveway

Then we to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're approaching the
Getting to the drive-thru

Almost there at the
Now we're here at the drive
Here in at the drive-thru
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the drive-thru
Me and her
Cars in of us, cars in back of us
All waiting to order

There's idiot in a Volvo
With his brights on me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I ain't this ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
like two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

Then my wife
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm have a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I want a too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

we need curly fries
And don't you forget it
And two medium beers
No, just one, split it"

Then I said, "I'm guessin'
probably not too bright
So read me my order
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you want a
Three, curly fries and a root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I ordered a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
That I really think you should

You can have refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except we're in the
So what would I want for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't
Now tell me, this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who goes to school me
I sat behind him year
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I know a guy named
He to be my plumber
He was bald
And he moved to last summer

He had bladder problems
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
That's way more than I to know!"

And we both were quiet
And things got real
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be five and eighty two cents"

So we inched ahead in
Movin' painfully
I got a bored
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my was getting a headache
So we both sat there quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have somethin' in teeth"

She away from me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but worry
It's probably a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or you call it
Put my hand in my
I can't there's no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I turn around to my and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And busts out the Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
gotta be cash only
We take credit cards here"

I back the card and said
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And that's when I out
My wife was only carryin' bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So where's wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
help me to find some change"
Now the at the window
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We move this line along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' lady
We be long"

So I looked around inside the box
And the mat beneath my feet
I found a in an ashtray
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the

Before I had a little pile
Of coins of every
The lady counts it up and
"You're still a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this look
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't really hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the sandwich then"

So I up my change
Pick up my
And I to the pickup window
Man, I just wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I spaced out there for a second
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And then we're finally away
And the food is me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm starvin' to
By the time we up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she hands me the
And I pick up the

And then I unwrap the
I bite those buns
And I just can't it
They the onions!