Seven o'clock in the Watchin stupid on TV I'm out on the sofa When my wife comes in the and sees me
And she says, Is 'Behind the Music' With Skynyrd?" And I say, "I know, say, it's gettin' late What cha wanna do for
She says, "I had a big lunch So I'm not hungry" I said, "Well you know, I'm not starvin' but I could eat"
She said, "So do you have in mind?" I said, "I don't know, about you?" She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat" I said, "That's what gonna do!"
"But first you tell me What it is hungry for!" And she says, "Let me left in our refrigerator?"
I said, "Well, tuna, I know" She said, "That bad a week ago!" I said, "Is the okay?" She said, "You that yesterday!"
I hopped up and I said, "I know Do you to get something delivered?" like, "Why would I want to eat liver? I don't like liver!"
I'm like, "No, I said " like, "I heard you say liver!" I'm like, "I should what I said" She's like, "Whatever, I just want any liver!"
Well, I was say something But my phone started to ring Now who could be me? Well I my caller ID
It was just cousin callin' For the third today My said, "Let it go to voicemail" I said, "Okay"
"Where were we? Oh, dinner, So what do you do?" She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?" "Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"
And she says "Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?" I no, she says yes, I says no, she says yes I says no, she yes, oh, here's your keys"
I a little bit closer Say, "Okay, where ya go?" She says, "How The Ivy?" I said, "Yeah, well I know"
I don't feel like, gettin all up And expensive food says, "Olive Garden?" I say, "Nah, I'm not in the
And Burrito would make me gassy no doubt" She says, "Just forget it" I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"
Then I get an I say, "I know we'll do!" She says, "What?" I say, "Guess" She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"
So we head out the front Open the garage Then I the car doors And we get in those car
Put my key in the And I turn it sideways Then we fasten our seat As we out the driveway
Then we drive to the off to the drive-thru We're the drive-thru Getting close to the
Almost at the drive-thru Now we're here at the thru Here in line at the Did I mention the
Well, we are in the drive-thru line Me and her Cars in front of us, in back of us All waiting to order
There's some in a Volvo his brights on behind me I out the window and scream "Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"
My wife says, "Maybe we should We just go eat inside" I said, "I'm bunny slippers So I ain't this ride"
Now a woman on a box Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?" I said, "Yes indeed, you can We'd like two hamburgers onions and cheese"
my wife says "Baby, hold on, changed my mind! I think I'm gonna have a chicken Instead time"
I said, "You get a cheeseburger!" She says, "That's not what I'm for" I put my head in my and scream "I know who you are anymore!"
The voice on the speaker "I don't all day!" I said, "Then take our And be on our way!
"I wanna get a chicken And I want a too" like, "You want onions on that?" I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do
we need curly fries And don't you dare it And two medium root No, one, we'll split it"
Then I said, "I'm that You're not too bright So me back my order make sure you got it right"
She says, "One, you want a chicken Two, you a cheeseburger Three, fries and a large root beer" "Stop, go no further!"
"I never ordered a large root I medium, not large!" she says, "We're havin' a special I you at no charge"
"Oh" And that's all I say was "oh" And she says, "Now theres somethin' That I really think you should
You can have unlimited For just a more" I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru So what would I that for?"
Then she says, "Wait a Your sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul? And my wife is all like, "No, ain't Paul Now tell me, who's this
She says, "Oh, he's some guy Who goes to with me I sat behind him last And I copied off of him in
I said, "I know a guy named He used to be my He was prematurely And he moved to Pittsburgh last
He had bladder problems And a bad infection on his toe" And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there That's way more than I to know!"
And then we both quiet And got real intense And she says, "Next window please, That'll be five dollars and two cents"
So we inched in line painfully slow I got a bored So I turned on the
Click, it off Because my wife was getting a So we just sat there quietly For her
Then I at her And she back at me And I said, "Um I think you have in your teeth"
She away from me And then back and said, "Did I get it?" I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it But hey, ya know, don't it"
she said, "How about now?" I said, "Yeah, There's still a little bit but don't worry probably just a piece of toast"
Now at the pay window Or you call it Put my in my pocket I can't there's no wallet!
And the lady at the like "Well well well, that'll be eighty-two" I around to my wife and say "How have you got on you?"
She rolls her eyes and says "I'll pay for I guess" So she reaches her purse And busts out the Express
I hand it to the And she says, "Oh It's be cash only We don't take credit here"
I took the card and said "Gee, really? Well sucks!" And that's I found out My was only carryin' three bucks
I said, "I you were to hit the ATM today" She says, "I got around to it So where's wallet anyway?
And I said, "Nevermind Just help me to some change" Now the lady at the Is at me kinda strange
And she says, "Mister, We move this line along" I said, "Now your stinkin' horses lady We be long"
So I looked inside the glove box And checked the mat beneath my I found a in an ashtray And a couple and a dime in the space between the seats
Before long I had a pile Of of every sort The lady it up and says "You're still about a short"
And now my woman's got this weird on her face She screams, "You I wasn't really hungry in the first place"
And so I around To the again I and said, "Okay Forget the chicken then"
So I up my change Pick up my And I drive to the window Man, I can't wait to eat
And now we see this ridden Kid about Wearin' a dorky that says "Hello, my is Eugene"
And he me a paper bag I look him in the And I say to him "Hey, Could I get some for my fries?"
Well he at me And I at him And he at me And I at him
And he at me And I at him And he says, "I'm What did you again?"
I say, "Ketchup!" And he says, "Oh yeah, that's I just out there for a second I'm really of burnt tonight"
And then he hands me the And then finally drivin' away And the food is me mad With its bouquet
I'm to death By the time we pull up at the traffic I say, "Baby, gimme burger I just gotta a bite!"
So she in the bag And pulls out the And she hands me the And I pick up the
And then I unwrap the I bite those buns And I can't believe it forgot the onions!