Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 9 of 12)

Seven in the evening
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, gettin' late
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' either but I eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, what you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're let's eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But first you gotta me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I don't
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I don't want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell phone to ring
Now who could be me?
I checked my caller ID

It was just cousin callin'
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I says no, she yes
I no, she says yes, oh, here's your keys"

I a little bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I feel like, gettin all dressed up
And expensive food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front
Open the garage
I open the car doors
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And I turn it sideways
Then we fasten our belts
As we out the driveway

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're approaching the
close to the drive-thru

Almost at the drive-thru
Now here at the drive thru
Here in line at the
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, in back of us
All waiting to order

There's some idiot in a
With his brights on me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My says, "Maybe we should park
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers with and cheese"

my wife says
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my hands and
"I know who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I want a too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I said that I do

Plus we need fries
And don't you forget it
And two root beers
No, just one, split it"

I said, "I'm guessin' that
You're not too bright
So read me my order
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, fries and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large root
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
I really think you should know

You can unlimited refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So what I want that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't
Now me, who's this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who goes to with me
I sat him last year
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I know a guy Paul
He used to be my
He was prematurely
And he moved to Pittsburgh last

He also had bladder
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
That's way more than I to know!"

And then we both quiet
And things got intense
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be five dollars and two cents"

So we inched in line
Movin' slow
I got a bored
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my wife was getting a
So we just sat there quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I you have somethin' in your teeth"

She turned away me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but don't
It's just a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or whatever you it
Put my hand in my
I can't believe no wallet!

And the lady at the like
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches into her
And busts out the American

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be only
We don't take cards here"

I took back the card and
"Gee, Well that sucks!"
And when I found out
My wife was only carryin' bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just me to find some change"
Now the lady at the
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move line along"
I said, "Now hold your horses lady
We be long"

So I looked inside the glove box
And the mat beneath my feet
I a nickel in an ashtray
And a pennies and a dime in the space between the seats

Before long I had a little
Of coins of every
The lady counts it up and
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this weird
on her face
She screams, "You
I even really hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
Forget the sandwich then"

So I up my change
up my receipt
And I to the pickup window
Man, I just can't to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky nametag says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just spaced out for a second
I'm kind of burnt tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And then we're finally away
And the food is me mad
With its bouquet

I'm to death
By the time we up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, gimme that
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she hands me the
And I up the burger

And then I the paper
I into those buns
And I just believe it
forgot the onions!