Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 9 of 12)

Seven in the evening
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the
my wife comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, gettin' late
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what gonna do!"

"But first you tell me
What it is hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I don't
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why I want to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I don't want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell started to ring
Now who could be me?
Well I checked my ID

It was just cousin Larry
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I no, she says yes
I no, she says yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't feel like, all dressed up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I what we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
Open the garage
Then I open the car
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I it sideways
Then we fasten our seat
As we pull out the

Then we drive to the
off to the drive-thru
We're the drive-thru
Getting close to the

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the drive
in line at the drive-thru
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
in front of us, cars in back of us
All waiting to order

There's some idiot in a
his brights on behind me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My says, "Maybe we should park
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I ain't this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna a chicken sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I want a too"
She's like, "You want on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

Plus we need fries
And don't you forget it
And two root beers
No, one, we'll split it"

Then I said, "I'm guessin'
probably not too bright
So me back my order
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, fries and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I ordered a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
That I think you should know

You can unlimited refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So would I want that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, ain't Paul
Now tell me, who's this

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who to school with me
I sat behind him year
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I know a guy Paul
He used to be my
He was bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh last

He had bladder problems
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there
That's way than I needed to know!"

And we both were quiet
And things got real
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be five and eighty two cents"

So we inched ahead in
Movin' painfully
I got a little
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my wife was getting a
So we just sat there quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have somethin' in teeth"

She turned away me
And turned back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
still a little bit there but don't worry
It's just a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or you call it
Put my in my pocket
I can't there's no wallet!

And the lady at the like
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And out the American Express

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be cash
We don't take credit here"

I took back the and said
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And that's I found out
My wife was only three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's your anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
help me to find some change"
Now the at the window
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We move this line along"
I said, "Now your stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I looked around inside the box
And checked the mat beneath my
I found a in an ashtray
And a pennies and a dime in the space between the seats

Before I had a little pile
Of of every sort
The lady counts it up and
"You're still a dollar short"

And now my got this weird look
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't really hungry in the first place"

And so I turned
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I up my change
up my receipt
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I just wait to eat

And now we see acne ridden
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just out there for a second
I'm really kind of tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And then we're drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its bouquet

I'm starvin' to
By the we pull up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, that burger
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she hands me the
And I up the burger

And then I unwrap the
I bite into buns
And I just believe it
forgot the onions!