Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 9 of 12)

Seven o'clock in the
Watchin somethin' on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this the Music'
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's gettin'
cha wanna do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' but I could eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But you gotta tell me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why I want to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I don't want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell phone started to
Now who could be me?
Well I my caller ID

It was cousin Larry callin'
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why don't you up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I no, she says yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she yes, oh, here's your keys"

I a little bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't feel like, all dressed up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I what we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front
the garage door
Then I open the car
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I it sideways
Then we fasten our seat
As we pull out the

Then we to the drive-thru
off to the drive-thru
We're approaching the
Getting to the drive-thru

Almost there at the
Now we're at the drive thru
Here in line at the
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the line
Me and her
in front of us, cars in back of us
All waiting to order

There's some idiot in a
his brights on behind me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, cha tryin to do, blind me?"

My says, "Maybe we should park
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
like two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

Then my wife
"Baby, hold on, I've my mind!
I think I'm have a chicken sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I want a too"
She's like, "You want on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

Plus we need curly
And you dare forget it
And two medium beers
No, just one, split it"

Then I said, "I'm that
probably not too bright
So me back my order
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, curly and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
That I really think you know

You can have unlimited
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So would I want that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't
Now me, who's this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who goes to with me
I sat behind him year
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I know a guy named
He to be my plumber
He was bald
And he moved to last summer

He also had bladder
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there
way more than I needed to know!"

And then we both quiet
And things got real
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be five dollars and two cents"

So we inched ahead in
painfully slow
I got a bored
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my wife was getting a
So we both just sat quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I you have somethin' in your teeth"

She away from me
And turned back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but don't
It's just a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or whatever you it
Put my in my pocket
I can't there's no wallet!

And the at the window's like
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How much you got on you?"

She rolls her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches into her
And busts out the Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
gotta be cash only
We take credit cards here"

I back the card and said
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And when I found out
My wife was only three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just me to find some change"
Now the at the window
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta this line along"
I said, "Now hold your horses lady
We be long"

So I looked around inside the box
And checked the mat beneath my
I a nickel in an ashtray
And a couple and a dime in the space between the seats

long I had a little pile
Of of every sort
The counts it up and says
"You're still a dollar short"

And now my got this weird look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really hungry in the place"

And so I turned
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I up my change
Pick up my
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky nametag says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just spaced out there for a
I'm really kind of tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And then we're drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm starvin' to
By the time we up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, gimme that
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she hands me the
And I up the burger

And then I the paper
I bite into buns
And I can't believe it
They the onions!