Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 9 of 12)

Seven in the evening
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's late
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' either but I eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, what you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're let's eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But first you tell me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I want to eat
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I don't want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell started to ring
Now who could be me?
I checked my caller ID

It was cousin Larry callin'
For the third today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I no, she says yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, here's keys"

I a little bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King would me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the door
Open the door
Then I the car doors
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I it sideways
Then we fasten our belts
As we pull out the

Then we to the drive-thru
off to the drive-thru
We're approaching the
Getting to the drive-thru

Almost there at the
Now we're here at the drive
Here in line at the
Did I mention the

Well, here we are in the drive-thru
Me and her
Cars in front of us, in back of us
All just waiting to

There's some in a Volvo
With his brights on me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, cha tryin to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers onions and cheese"

Then my wife
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I a cheeseburger too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

Plus we need fries
And you dare forget it
And two medium root
No, just one, split it"

Then I said, "I'm guessin'
You're not too bright
So read me my order
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, curly and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large root
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
That I think you should know

You can have unlimited
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So what I want that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your voice so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, ain't Paul
Now me, who's this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who goes to school me
I sat him last year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I know a guy Paul
He used to be my
He was bald
And he to Pittsburgh last summer

He had bladder problems
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
That's way more I needed to know!"

And then we both quiet
And things got real
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched ahead in
Movin' slow
I got a little
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my wife was getting a
So we both just sat there
For her

Then I at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I you have somethin' in your teeth"

She turned away me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a bit there but don't worry
It's probably a piece of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or you call it
Put my in my pocket
I believe there's no wallet!

And the lady at the like
"Well well well, that'll be eighty-two"
I turn around to my and say
"How have you got on you?"

She rolls her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And busts out the Express

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be cash
We don't take credit here"

I back the card and said
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And when I found out
My wife was only carryin' three

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
help me to find some change"
Now the lady at the
Is looking at me strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta this line along"
I said, "Now hold stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I looked around the glove box
And checked the mat my feet
I a nickel in an ashtray
And a pennies and a dime in the space between the seats

Before long I had a little
Of of every sort
The lady it up and says
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got weird look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really in the first place"

And so I turned
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
Forget the sandwich then"

So I up my change
Pick up my
And I drive to the window
Man, I just wait to eat

And now we see this ridden
Kid about
Wearin' a nametag that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

he looks at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just spaced out for a second
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And then he hands me the
And then we're drivin' away
And the food is me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm starvin' to
By the time we up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, that burger
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she me the burger
And I up the burger

And then I unwrap the
I bite into those
And I can't believe it
forgot the onions!