Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 9 of 12)

Seven in the evening
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the
When my wife comes in the room and me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I know, say, it's gettin' late
cha wanna do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, what you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're hungry eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But first you gotta me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why I want to eat liver?
I even like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know I said"
like, "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell phone to ring
Now who be callin' me?
I checked my caller ID

It was cousin Larry callin'
For the third today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, here's keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I feel like, gettin all dressed up
And expensive food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
Open the door
Then I the car doors
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
Then we fasten our belts
As we out the driveway

Then we to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're the drive-thru
Getting close to the

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the thru
in line at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, here we are in the line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, cars in of us
All waiting to order

There's some in a Volvo
his brights on behind me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My says, "Maybe we should park
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two with onions and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I a cheeseburger too"
She's like, "You onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I said that I do

Plus we need curly
And don't you forget it
And two root beers
No, one, we'll split it"

Then I said, "I'm that
You're probably not too
So read me my order
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, curly and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large beer
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
I really think you should know

You can unlimited refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So would I want that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, ain't Paul
Now me, who's this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who goes to school me
I sat behind him last
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I know a guy Paul
He used to be my
He was bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh summer

He also had bladder
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there
That's way more I needed to know!"

And we both were quiet
And things got intense
And she says, "Next window please,
be five dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched ahead in
painfully slow
I got a bored
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my was getting a headache
So we both just sat there
For her

Then I at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have somethin' in teeth"

She turned from me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit but don't worry
It's probably just a of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or whatever you it
Put my in my pocket
I can't there's no wallet!

And the lady at the like
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I turn around to my and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches her purse
And busts out the American

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be only
We don't take cards here"

I took the card and said
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And that's when I out
My was only carryin' three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So where's your wallet

And I said, "Nevermind
Just me to find some change"
Now the lady at the
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We move this line along"
I said, "Now hold stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And checked the mat my feet
I found a nickel in an
And a couple and a dime in the space between the seats

Before long I had a pile
Of of every sort
The counts it up and says
"You're still a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this weird
on her face
She screams, "You
I even really hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
Forget the chicken then"

So I pick up my
up my receipt
And I drive to the window
Man, I just can't to eat

And now we see this ridden
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I spaced out there for a second
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And then we're finally away
And the food is me mad
With its bouquet

I'm starvin' to
By the time we up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, gimme that
I just gotta a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she me the burger
And I pick up the

And then I the paper
I bite into those
And I just believe it
forgot the onions!