Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 9 of 12)

Seven o'clock in the
Watchin somethin' on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's gettin'
cha wanna do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' either but I eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I know, what about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're hungry eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But you gotta tell me
What it is hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell phone started to
Now who could be me?
Well I my caller ID

It was just cousin Larry
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I no, she says yes
I no, she says yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And King would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I know we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front
Open the garage
I open the car doors
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And I turn it sideways
we fasten our seat belts
As we out the driveway

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
approaching the drive-thru
Getting to the drive-thru

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're at the drive thru
Here in line at the
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the line
Me and her
in front of us, cars in back of us
All waiting to order

There's idiot in a Volvo
his brights on behind me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers onions and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I want a too"
She's like, "You onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

Plus we need curly
And don't you dare it
And two medium beers
No, one, we'll split it"

Then I said, "I'm guessin'
You're probably not too
So read me my order
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you want a
Three, fries and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a root beer
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
I really think you should know

You can unlimited refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except we're in the
So what would I that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't
Now tell me, who's this

She says, "Oh, just some guy
Who goes to with me
I sat behind him year
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I know a guy named
He used to be my
He was prematurely
And he moved to Pittsburgh last

He also had bladder
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there
That's way than I needed to know!"

And then we both were
And things got real
And she says, "Next window please,
be five dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched ahead in
Movin' slow
I got a bored
So I on the radio

Click, it off
my wife was getting a headache
So we both just sat there
For her

I looked at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I you have somethin' in your teeth"

She turned away me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit but don't worry
It's just a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or you call it
Put my hand in my
I can't believe no wallet!

And the at the window's like
"Well well well, that'll be eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And busts out the Express

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
gotta be cash only
We don't credit cards here"

I took the card and said
"Gee, Well that sucks!"
And when I found out
My wife was only carryin' bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just me to find some change"
Now the at the window
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move this along"
I said, "Now your stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I looked around the glove box
And checked the mat my feet
I a nickel in an ashtray
And a couple pennies and a dime in the between the seats

Before long I had a little
Of coins of every
The lady it up and says
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my got this weird look
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really in the first place"

And so I around
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the sandwich then"

So I up my change
up my receipt
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this ridden
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a nametag that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I spaced out there for a second
I'm kind of burnt tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And we're finally drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm to death
By the time we pull up at the light
I say, "Baby, gimme that
I just gotta a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she me the burger
And I pick up the

And I unwrap the paper
I into those buns
And I can't believe it
forgot the onions!