Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 9 of 12)

Seven in the evening
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the
When my wife comes in the room and me

And she says, Is this the Music'
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, gettin' late
cha wanna do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' either but I eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I know, what about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're hungry eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But first you gotta me
What it is hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I want to eat
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just don't any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell phone started to
Now who could be me?
Well I checked my ID

It was just cousin callin'
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why don't you up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I no, she says yes, I says no, she says yes
I no, she says yes, oh, here's your keys"

I a little bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't feel like, all dressed up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And King would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I know we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
Open the door
Then I open the car
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And then I it sideways
Then we our seat belts
As we out the driveway

Then we to the drive-thru
off to the drive-thru
We're approaching the
Getting to the drive-thru

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're at the drive thru
Here in line at the
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the drive-thru
Me and her
in front of us, cars in back of us
All waiting to order

some idiot in a Volvo
With his brights on me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
like two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

Then my wife
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my head in my hands and
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I want a too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

we need curly fries
And don't you dare it
And two root beers
No, just one, we'll it"

Then I said, "I'm guessin'
probably not too bright
So read me my order
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, fries and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
That I think you should know

You can have refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, except we're in the
So would I want that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my is all like, "No, that ain't Paul
Now tell me, who's this

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who goes to school me
I sat behind him year
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I know a guy Paul
He used to be my
He was prematurely
And he moved to Pittsburgh last

He also had problems
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
way more than I needed to know!"

And we both were quiet
And things got intense
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched ahead in
Movin' slow
I got a little
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my wife was a headache
So we both sat there quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have in your teeth"

She away from me
And turned back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
still a little bit there but don't worry
It's probably just a of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or you call it
Put my in my pocket
I believe there's no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well well, that'll be eighty-two"
I turn around to my and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches her purse
And out the American Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's be cash only
We don't take credit here"

I took the card and said
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And when I found out
My wife was only three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So your wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just me to find some change"
Now the at the window
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta this line along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' horses
We be long"

So I looked around inside the box
And checked the mat beneath my
I found a in an ashtray
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space the seats

Before long I had a little
Of of every sort
The lady counts it up and
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my got this weird look
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't really hungry in the first place"

And so I turned
To the again
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I pick up my
Pick up my
And I drive to the window
Man, I just can't to eat

And now we see acne ridden
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky nametag says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

he looks at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just spaced out there for a
I'm really kind of tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And then we're drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm to death
By the we pull up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, that burger
I just gotta a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she me the burger
And I pick up the

And then I unwrap the
I bite into those
And I just believe it
They the onions!