Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 9 of 12)

Seven in the evening
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the
When my wife comes in the room and me

And she says, Is this 'Behind the
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's late
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' either but I eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I know, what about you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But first you tell me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why I want to eat liver?
I even like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell started to ring
Now who be callin' me?
Well I my caller ID

It was just Larry callin'
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I no, she says yes
I says no, she yes, oh, here's your keys"

I a little bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King would me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I what we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
the garage door
Then I open the car
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And I turn it sideways
Then we fasten our seat
As we pull out the

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're the drive-thru
close to the drive-thru

Almost there at the
Now here at the drive thru
in line at the drive-thru
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
in front of us, cars in back of us
All just to order

some idiot in a Volvo
With his on behind me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' bunny
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers onions and cheese"

my wife says
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a chicken
And I a cheeseburger too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

Plus we curly fries
And you dare forget it
And two medium root
No, one, we'll split it"

Then I said, "I'm that
You're probably not too
So read me my order
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, curly fries and a large beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
That I think you should know

You can have unlimited
For just a more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So would I want that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this
And my wife is all like, "No, that Paul
Now me, who's this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who goes to with me
I sat behind him last
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He to be my plumber
He was prematurely
And he to Pittsburgh last summer

He also had problems
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there
That's way more I needed to know!"

And then we both were
And got real intense
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be dollars and eighty two cents"

So we ahead in line
painfully slow
I got a little
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my wife was a headache
So we both just sat there
For her

Then I at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I you have somethin' in your teeth"

She away from me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit but don't worry
It's probably a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or you call it
Put my in my pocket
I believe there's no wallet!

And the lady at the like
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I turn around to my and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches into her
And busts out the American

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be only
We don't credit cards here"

I took back the card and
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And that's I found out
My wife was carryin' three bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So where's your wallet

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to find change"
Now the at the window
Is looking at me strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move this along"
I said, "Now hold stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And checked the mat my feet
I found a in an ashtray
And a couple pennies and a in the space between the seats

Before I had a little pile
Of coins of every
The lady it up and says
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my got this weird look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really in the first place"

And so I turned
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the sandwich then"

So I up my change
up my receipt
And I drive to the window
Man, I just wait to eat

And now we see this ridden
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky nametag says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just out there for a second
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And then finally drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its bouquet

I'm to death
By the time we pull up at the light
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she hands me the
And I pick up the

And I unwrap the paper
I into those buns
And I just believe it
They the onions!