Seven o'clock in the Watchin somethin' on TV I'm out on the sofa When my comes in the room and sees me
And she says, Is this the Music' With Skynyrd?" And I say, "I don't know, say, it's gettin' cha wanna do for dinner?
She says, "I had a big lunch So I'm not hungry" I said, "Well you know, I'm not starvin' but I could eat"
She said, "So do you have in mind?" I said, "I don't know, about you?" She says, "I don't care, if hungry let's eat" I said, "That's what we're do!"
"But you gotta tell me it is you're hungry for!" And she says, "Let me What's in our refrigerator?"
I said, "Well, tuna, I know" She said, "That went bad a ago!" I said, "Is the okay?" She said, "You that yesterday!"
I hopped up and I said, "I know Do you to get something delivered?" She's like, "Why I want to eat liver? I don't even liver!"
I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' " She's like, "I you say liver!" I'm like, "I should know I said" She's like, "Whatever, I don't want any liver!"
Well, I was gonna say But my cell phone started to Now who could be me? Well I my caller ID
It was cousin Larry callin' For the time today My said, "Let it go to voicemail" I said, "Okay"
"Where we? Oh, dinner, right So do you wanna do?" She said, "Why don't you up somethin in the kitchen?" "Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"
And then she "Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?" I no, she says yes, I says no, she says yes I says no, she yes, oh, here's your keys"
I a little bit closer Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?" She says, "How The Ivy?" I said, "Yeah, well I know"
I don't feel like, all dressed up And eatin' food says, "Olive Garden?" I say, "Nah, I'm not in the
And Burrito would make me gassy no doubt" She says, "Just forget it" I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"
I get an idea I say, "I what we'll do!" She says, "What?" I say, "Guess" She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"
So we head out the front the garage door Then I open the car And we get in car doors
Put my key in the And then I it sideways Then we fasten our seat As we pull out the
Then we to the drive-thru off to the drive-thru We're approaching the Getting to the drive-thru
Almost there at the Now we're at the drive thru Here in line at the Did I the drive-thru?
Well, here we are in the line Me and her in front of us, cars in back of us All waiting to order
There's some idiot in a his brights on behind me I out the window and scream "Hey, cha tryin to do, blind me?"
My says, "Maybe we should park We could go eat inside" I said, "I'm wearin' slippers So I leavin' this ride"
Now a woman on a box Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?" I said, "Yes indeed, you can like two hamburgers with onions and cheese"
Then my wife "Baby, hold on, I've my mind! I think I'm have a chicken sandwich this time"
I said, "You get a cheeseburger!" She says, "That's not what I'm for" I put my head in my and scream "I know who you are anymore!"
The voice on the speaker "I don't all day!" I said, "Then take our And be on our way!
"I get a chicken sandwich And I want a too" She's like, "You want on that?" I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do
Plus we need curly And you dare forget it And two medium beers No, just one, split it"
Then I said, "I'm that probably not too bright So me back my order make sure you got it right"
She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich Two, you want a Three, curly and a large root beer" "Stop, go no further!"
"I never ordered a root beer I medium, not large!" Then she says, "We're a special I you at no charge"
"Oh" And that's all I say was "oh" And she says, "Now theres somethin' That I really think you know
You can have unlimited For a quarter more" I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru So would I want that for?"
she says, "Wait a minute Your voice so familiar, hey, is this Paul? And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't Now me, who's this Paul?
She says, "Oh, he's some guy Who goes to with me I sat behind him year And I off of him in Geometry
I said, "I know a guy named He to be my plumber He was bald And he moved to last summer
He also had bladder And a really bad on his toe" And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there way more than I needed to know!"
And then we both quiet And things got real And then she says, "Next please, That'll be five dollars and two cents"
So we inched ahead in painfully slow I got a bored So I turned on the
Click, it off Because my wife was getting a So we both just sat quietly For her
Then I at her And she back at me And I said, "Um I you have somethin' in your teeth"
She away from me And turned back and said, "Did I get it?" I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it But hey, ya know, don't it"
she said, "How about now?" I said, "Yeah, There's still a little bit there but don't It's just a piece of toast"
Now at the pay window Or whatever you it Put my in my pocket I can't there's no wallet!
And the at the window's like "Well well, that'll be five eighty-two" I turn to my wife and say "How much you got on you?"
She rolls her eyes and says "I'll pay for I guess" So she reaches into her And busts out the Express
I hand it to the And she says, "Oh gotta be cash only We take credit cards here"
I back the card and said "Gee, really? that sucks!" And when I found out My wife was only three bucks
I said, "I thought you to hit the ATM today" She says, "I got around to it So where's wallet anyway?
And I said, "Nevermind Just me to find some change" Now the at the window Is looking at me kinda
And she says, "Mister, We gotta this line along" I said, "Now hold your horses lady We be long"
So I looked around inside the box And checked the mat beneath my I a nickel in an ashtray And a couple and a dime in the space between the seats
long I had a little pile Of of every sort The counts it up and says "You're still a dollar short"
And now my got this weird look Frozen on her She screams, "You I wasn't even really hungry in the place"
And so I turned To the cashier I and said, "Okay the chicken sandwich then"
So I up my change Pick up my And I drive to the pickup Man, I can't wait to eat
And now we see this acne Kid about Wearin' a dorky nametag says "Hello, my is Eugene"
And he me a paper bag I look him in the And I say to him "Hey, Could I get ketchup for my fries?"
Well he at me And I at him And he at me And I at him
And he at me And I at him And he says, "I'm What did you again?"
I say, "Ketchup!" And he says, "Oh yeah, that's I just spaced out there for a I'm really kind of tonight"
And he hands me the ketchup And then we're drivin' away And the is drivin' me mad With its intoxicating
I'm starvin' to By the time we up at the traffic light I say, "Baby, gimme that I just have a bite!"
So she in the bag And out the burger And she hands me the And I up the burger
And then I the paper I bite into buns And I can't believe it They the onions!