Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 9 of 12)

Seven o'clock in the
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the and sees me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I know, say, it's gettin' late
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' but I could eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what gonna do!"

"But first you tell me
What it is hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you to get something delivered?"
like, "Why would I want to eat liver?
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my phone started to ring
Now who could be me?
Well I my caller ID

It was just cousin callin'
For the third today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I no, she says yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she yes, oh, here's your keys"

I a little bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't feel like, gettin all up
And expensive food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front
Open the garage
Then I the car doors
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And I turn it sideways
Then we fasten our seat
As we out the driveway

Then we drive to the
off to the drive-thru
We're the drive-thru
Getting close to the

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the thru
Here in line at the
Did I mention the

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, in back of us
All waiting to order

There's some in a Volvo
his brights on behind me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I ain't this ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers onions and cheese"

my wife says
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a chicken
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a chicken
And I want a too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

we need curly fries
And don't you dare it
And two medium root
No, one, we'll split it"

Then I said, "I'm that
You're not too bright
So me back my order
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, fries and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large root
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
That I really think you should

You can have unlimited
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So what would I that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, ain't Paul
Now tell me, who's this

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who goes to with me
I sat behind him last
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I know a guy named
He used to be my
He was prematurely
And he moved to Pittsburgh last

He had bladder problems
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there
That's way more than I to know!"

And then we both quiet
And got real intense
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be five dollars and two cents"

So we inched in line
painfully slow
I got a bored
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my wife was getting a
So we just sat there quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have in your teeth"

She away from me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit but don't worry
probably just a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or you call it
Put my in my pocket
I can't there's no wallet!

And the lady at the like
"Well well well, that'll be eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She rolls her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches her purse
And busts out the Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's be cash only
We don't take credit here"

I took the card and said
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And that's I found out
My was only carryin' three bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to some change"
Now the lady at the
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We move this line along"
I said, "Now your stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I looked inside the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I found a in an ashtray
And a couple and a dime in the space between the seats

Before long I had a pile
Of of every sort
The lady it up and says
"You're still about a short"

And now my woman's got this weird
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't really hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the chicken then"

So I up my change
Pick up my
And I drive to the window
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this ridden
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just out there for a second
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And then he hands me the
And then finally drivin' away
And the food is me mad
With its bouquet

I'm to death
By the time we pull up at the traffic
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I just gotta a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she hands me the
And I pick up the

And then I unwrap the
I bite those buns
And I can't believe it
forgot the onions!