Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 5)

Seven in the evening
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this 'Behind the
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I know, say, it's gettin' late
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what gonna do!"

"But first you gotta me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why I want to eat liver?
I even like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know I said"
like, "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell phone started to
Now who be callin' me?
Well I checked my ID

It was cousin Larry callin'
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't feel like, all dressed up
And expensive food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King would make me
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the door
the garage door
Then I the car doors
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I it sideways
Then we fasten our seat
As we out the driveway

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
approaching the drive-thru
Getting to the drive-thru

Almost there at the
Now we're here at the drive
in line at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
Cars in of us, cars in back of us
All waiting to order

There's some in a Volvo
With his brights on me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, cha tryin to do, blind me?"

My says, "Maybe we should park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two with onions and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, hold on, I've my mind!
I think I'm have a chicken sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a chicken
And I a cheeseburger too"
She's like, "You want on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

Plus we curly fries
And you dare forget it
And two medium beers
No, just one, we'll it"

Then I said, "I'm that
You're probably not too
So me back my order
Let's sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you want a
Three, curly fries and a root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large root
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
I really think you should know

You can have refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So would I want that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this
And my wife is all like, "No, that Paul
Now me, who's this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who goes to with me
I sat him last year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He used to be my
He was bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh summer

He also had bladder
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
That's way than I needed to know!"

And then we both were
And things got intense
And she says, "Next window please,
be five dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched ahead in
painfully slow
I got a bored
So I turned on the

Click, it off
my wife was getting a headache
So we both just sat quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have in your teeth"

She turned from me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but worry
It's probably a piece of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or you call it
Put my in my pocket
I believe there's no wallet!

And the at the window's like
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She rolls her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches her purse
And busts out the Express

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be cash
We don't take cards here"

I took back the card and
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And when I found out
My wife was only carryin' three

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just me to find some change"
Now the lady at the
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta this line along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' horses
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And checked the mat my feet
I found a in an ashtray
And a pennies and a dime in the space between the seats

Before long I had a little
Of of every sort
The counts it up and says
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my got this weird look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't really hungry in the first place"

And so I turned
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the chicken then"

So I up my change
up my receipt
And I to the pickup window
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky nametag says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

he looks at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I spaced out there for a second
I'm kind of burnt tonight"

And then he hands me the
And then finally drivin' away
And the food is me mad
its intoxicating bouquet

I'm starvin' to
By the time we pull up at the traffic
I say, "Baby, gimme that
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she hands me the
And I up the burger

And then I the paper
I bite into buns
And I can't believe it
They the onions!