Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 5)

Seven in the evening
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I know, say, it's gettin' late
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' either but I eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I know, what about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're hungry eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But first you gotta me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I don't
Do you to get something delivered?"
like, "Why would I want to eat liver?
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
like, "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell phone started to
Now who could be me?
I checked my caller ID

It was just cousin Larry
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I no, she says yes
I no, she says yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I feel like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King would me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
Open the garage
Then I open the car
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
Then we fasten our seat
As we out the driveway

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're approaching the
Getting close to the

there at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the thru
Here in line at the
Did I mention the

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
in front of us, cars in back of us
All just waiting to

There's some in a Volvo
his brights on behind me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, cha tryin to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
like two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my head in my hands and
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a chicken
And I want a too"
She's like, "You want on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

Plus we need curly
And don't you dare it
And two root beers
No, just one, split it"

Then I said, "I'm guessin'
You're probably not too
So read me back my
Let's sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, fries and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
That I really think you know

You can unlimited refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So what I want that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my is all like, "No, that ain't Paul
Now me, who's this Paul?

She says, "Oh, just some guy
Who goes to school me
I sat behind him year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He used to be my
He was prematurely
And he to Pittsburgh last summer

He also had bladder
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
way more than I needed to know!"

And then we both were
And things got real
And then she says, "Next please,
be five dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched in line
Movin' painfully
I got a little
So I turned on the

Click, it off
my wife was getting a headache
So we both sat there quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I you have somethin' in your teeth"

She away from me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a bit there but don't worry
It's probably just a of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or you call it
Put my hand in my
I believe there's no wallet!

And the lady at the like
"Well well well, that'll be eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How much you got on you?"

She rolls her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches into her
And busts out the Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's be cash only
We don't take cards here"

I took back the and said
"Gee, Well that sucks!"
And that's I found out
My wife was only three bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So your wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to find change"
Now the lady at the
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta this line along"
I said, "Now hold your horses lady
We be long"

So I looked inside the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I found a nickel in an
And a pennies and a dime in the space between the seats

Before I had a little pile
Of coins of every
The lady it up and says
"You're still a dollar short"

And now my got this weird look
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really hungry in the place"

And so I around
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I up my change
up my receipt
And I to the pickup window
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid sixteen
a dorky nametag that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

he looks at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just spaced out for a second
I'm really kind of tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And then we're drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm starvin' to
By the time we pull up at the light
I say, "Baby, that burger
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she me the burger
And I up the burger

And then I unwrap the
I into those buns
And I just believe it
forgot the onions!