Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 5)

Seven o'clock in the
Watchin somethin' on TV
I'm out on the sofa
my wife comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this 'Behind the
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's late
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I know, what about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But you gotta tell me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I want to eat
I even like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell phone to ring
Now who be callin' me?
Well I my caller ID

It was just cousin Larry
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I no, she says yes
I says no, she yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't feel like, all dressed up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And King would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the door
Open the door
Then I open the car
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And I turn it sideways
we fasten our seat belts
As we out the driveway

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're approaching the
Getting close to the

Almost there at the
Now we're at the drive thru
Here in at the drive-thru
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
Cars in of us, cars in back of us
All waiting to order

some idiot in a Volvo
With his on behind me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My says, "Maybe we should park
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers onions and cheese"

Then my wife
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm have a chicken sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a chicken
And I a cheeseburger too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

we need curly fries
And don't you forget it
And two medium root
No, one, we'll split it"

I said, "I'm guessin' that
You're not too bright
So me back my order
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, curly fries and a root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I ordered a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
That I really think you know

You can have unlimited
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So what would I want for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't
Now tell me, who's this

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who goes to with me
I sat behind him last
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I know a guy named
He used to be my
He was bald
And he moved to last summer

He also had bladder
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
That's way more I needed to know!"

And then we were quiet
And things got real
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be five and eighty two cents"

So we ahead in line
Movin' painfully
I got a bored
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my wife was a headache
So we both sat there quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have in your teeth"

She turned from me
And turned back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but worry
It's just a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or whatever you it
Put my in my pocket
I can't believe no wallet!

And the at the window's like
"Well well well, that'll be eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her eyes and
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches into her
And out the American Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's be cash only
We don't credit cards here"

I took back the card and
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And when I found out
My wife was only carryin' three

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to some change"
Now the at the window
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move line along"
I said, "Now your stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I looked around the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I found a in an ashtray
And a couple pennies and a in the space between the seats

Before long I had a pile
Of coins of sort
The counts it up and says
"You're still about a short"

And now my woman's got this weird
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really hungry in the place"

And so I around
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the chicken then"

So I up my change
up my receipt
And I to the pickup window
Man, I just can't to eat

And now we see this ridden
Kid about
a dorky nametag that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I spaced out there for a second
I'm really kind of tonight"

And then he hands me the
And then we're finally drivin'
And the food is me mad
With its bouquet

I'm to death
By the time we up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I gotta have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she me the burger
And I pick up the

And then I the paper
I bite into buns
And I can't believe it
They the onions!