Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 5)

Seven o'clock in the
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
my wife comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this 'Behind the
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, gettin' late
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' either but I eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, what you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're hungry eat"
I said, "That's what gonna do!"

"But first you gotta me
What it is hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I don't
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I want to eat
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my phone started to ring
Now who could be me?
Well I checked my ID

It was just cousin callin'
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I says no, she yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, here's keys"

I a little bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't feel like, gettin all up
And expensive food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front
Open the door
Then I open the car
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I it sideways
Then we fasten our seat
As we out the driveway

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
approaching the drive-thru
Getting close to the

there at the drive-thru
Now we're at the drive thru
Here in at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, here we are in the line
Me and her
in front of us, cars in back of us
All just to order

some idiot in a Volvo
With his brights on me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers onions and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, hold on, I've my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a chicken
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a chicken
And I a cheeseburger too"
She's like, "You onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

Plus we curly fries
And you dare forget it
And two medium root
No, one, we'll split it"

Then I said, "I'm that
probably not too bright
So read me back my
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, curly and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large beer
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
That I really you should know

You can have unlimited
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So what would I want for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your voice so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my is all like, "No, that ain't Paul
Now tell me, who's Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who to school with me
I sat him last year
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He to be my plumber
He was bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh last

He had bladder problems
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
That's way than I needed to know!"

And then we both quiet
And things got intense
And she says, "Next window please,
be five dollars and eighty two cents"

So we ahead in line
Movin' painfully
I got a little
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my wife was getting a
So we both just sat there
For her

Then I at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have in your teeth"

She turned from me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but don't
probably just a piece of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or you call it
Put my hand in my
I can't there's no wallet!

And the lady at the like
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And out the American Express

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
gotta be cash only
We take credit cards here"

I back the card and said
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And that's when I out
My wife was only carryin' three

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So your wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
help me to find some change"
Now the at the window
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta this line along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' lady
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I found a in an ashtray
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the

Before long I had a pile
Of of every sort
The counts it up and says
"You're still about a short"

And now my woman's got this weird
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't really hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
Forget the chicken then"

So I up my change
Pick up my
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I just wait to eat

And now we see acne ridden
Kid about
a dorky nametag that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

he looks at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just spaced out there for a
I'm really kind of tonight"

And then he hands me the
And then we're finally away
And the food is me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm starvin' to
By the time we pull up at the traffic
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she me the burger
And I pick up the

And I unwrap the paper
I bite into those
And I just believe it
forgot the onions!