Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 5)

Seven o'clock in the
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the
When my comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this 'Behind the
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's gettin'
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I know, what about you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But first you tell me
What it is hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you to get something delivered?"
like, "Why would I want to eat liver?
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I don't want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my phone started to ring
Now who could be me?
I checked my caller ID

It was cousin Larry callin'
For the third today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why don't you up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I no, she says yes
I no, she says yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King would me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I know we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
Open the garage
Then I open the car
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And then I it sideways
we fasten our seat belts
As we pull out the

Then we drive to the
off to the drive-thru
We're the drive-thru
Getting close to the

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the thru
Here in line at the
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, cars in of us
All just waiting to

There's idiot in a Volvo
With his brights on me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers onions and cheese"

my wife says
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a chicken
And I want a too"
She's like, "You onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

Plus we need curly
And you dare forget it
And two medium root
No, one, we'll split it"

Then I said, "I'm guessin'
You're not too bright
So read me my order
Let's sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, curly fries and a large beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
That I think you should know

You can have unlimited
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So what would I want for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this
And my wife is all like, "No, that Paul
Now tell me, who's Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who goes to with me
I sat behind him year
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He to be my plumber
He was bald
And he to Pittsburgh last summer

He also had problems
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
That's way more I needed to know!"

And then we both quiet
And things got intense
And then she says, "Next please,
be five dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched ahead in
painfully slow
I got a bored
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my was getting a headache
So we just sat there quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have in your teeth"

She turned away me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but worry
It's probably a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or whatever you it
Put my in my pocket
I believe there's no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I turn around to my and say
"How much you got on you?"

She rolls her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches into her
And out the American Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be only
We don't take credit here"

I back the card and said
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And that's when I out
My wife was only three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So your wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just me to find some change"
Now the lady at the
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move line along"
I said, "Now hold your horses lady
We be long"

So I looked around the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I a nickel in an ashtray
And a couple pennies and a dime in the between the seats

Before long I had a little
Of coins of sort
The lady it up and says
"You're still about a short"

And now my woman's got this weird
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't really hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the sandwich then"

So I up my change
Pick up my
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I just can't to eat

And now we see this ridden
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a nametag that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just out there for a second
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And then we're finally drivin'
And the is drivin' me mad
With its bouquet

I'm starvin' to
By the time we pull up at the light
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I gotta have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she hands me the
And I pick up the

And I unwrap the paper
I bite those buns
And I just believe it
forgot the onions!