Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 5)

Seven in the evening
Watchin somethin' on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the room and me

And she says, Is this the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's gettin'
cha wanna do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' either but I eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, what you?"
She says, "I don't care, if hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But you gotta tell me
What it is hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my phone started to ring
Now who could be me?
Well I checked my ID

It was just Larry callin'
For the third today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I no, she says yes, I says no, she says yes
I no, she says yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I feel like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I know we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the door
Open the garage
Then I open the car
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And I turn it sideways
we fasten our seat belts
As we pull out the

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're approaching the
close to the drive-thru

Almost there at the
Now here at the drive thru
in line at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, here we are in the line
Me and her
Cars in of us, cars in back of us
All waiting to order

There's idiot in a Volvo
his brights on behind me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My says, "Maybe we should park
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
like two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

Then my wife
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I a cheeseburger too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

Plus we need fries
And don't you dare it
And two medium beers
No, just one, we'll it"

I said, "I'm guessin' that
You're not too bright
So me back my order
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, curly and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I ordered a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres else
That I really think you know

You can have refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, except we're in the
So what would I that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, ain't Paul
Now tell me, who's Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who goes to with me
I sat behind him last
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I know a guy named
He used to be my
He was bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh summer

He had bladder problems
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
That's way more than I to know!"

And then we both quiet
And things got real
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be five and eighty two cents"

So we inched in line
painfully slow
I got a bored
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my wife was a headache
So we just sat there quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have in your teeth"

She turned away me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
still a little bit there but don't worry
It's just a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or whatever you it
Put my in my pocket
I believe there's no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just rolls her eyes and
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches her purse
And busts out the American

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's be cash only
We don't take credit here"

I back the card and said
"Gee, Well that sucks!"
And that's I found out
My wife was only carryin' three

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So your wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to find change"
Now the lady at the
Is looking at me strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move line along"
I said, "Now your stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And the mat beneath my feet
I found a nickel in an
And a pennies and a dime in the space between the seats

Before long I had a pile
Of coins of sort
The counts it up and says
"You're still a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this weird
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really in the first place"

And so I around
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the chicken then"

So I pick up my
Pick up my
And I drive to the window
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this ridden
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a nametag that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

he looks at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just spaced out there for a
I'm kind of burnt tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And then we're drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
its intoxicating bouquet

I'm to death
By the time we pull up at the traffic
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I gotta have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she me the burger
And I up the burger

And then I unwrap the
I into those buns
And I can't believe it
forgot the onions!