Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 5)

Seven o'clock in the
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the
my wife comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this 'Behind the
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's late
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I know, what about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're let's eat"
I said, "That's what gonna do!"

"But you gotta tell me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I don't
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I to eat liver?
I even like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I don't want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell started to ring
Now who could be me?
Well I my caller ID

It was just cousin callin'
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I no, she says yes, I says no, she says yes
I no, she says yes, oh, here's your keys"

I a little bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't feel like, gettin all up
And expensive food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I what we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front
Open the garage
Then I the car doors
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And I turn it sideways
Then we our seat belts
As we pull out the

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're the drive-thru
Getting close to the

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the thru
Here in line at the
Did I mention the

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, in back of us
All waiting to order

some idiot in a Volvo
With his on behind me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, cha tryin to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers onions and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, hold on, I've my mind!
I think I'm have a chicken sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I want a too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I said that I do

we need curly fries
And don't you dare it
And two medium beers
No, one, we'll split it"

I said, "I'm guessin' that
You're not too bright
So me back my order
Let's sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, curly fries and a large beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres else
That I really think you should

You can unlimited refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So would I want that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that Paul
Now me, who's this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who goes to with me
I sat behind him year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He to be my plumber
He was bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh last

He also had problems
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
That's way more I needed to know!"

And then we both were
And things got real
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be five dollars and two cents"

So we inched ahead in
Movin' painfully
I got a little
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my wife was getting a
So we both sat there quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have somethin' in teeth"

She away from me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but don't
probably just a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or you call it
Put my in my pocket
I can't believe no wallet!

And the lady at the like
"Well well well, that'll be eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How much you got on you?"

She rolls her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches into her
And busts out the American

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's be cash only
We don't credit cards here"

I took the card and said
"Gee, Well that sucks!"
And when I found out
My was only carryin' three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So your wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to some change"
Now the at the window
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move this along"
I said, "Now hold your horses lady
We be long"

So I looked around the glove box
And the mat beneath my feet
I found a nickel in an
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space the seats

long I had a little pile
Of coins of every
The lady it up and says
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got weird look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't really hungry in the first place"

And so I turned
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I pick up my
Pick up my
And I drive to the window
Man, I just can't to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky nametag says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just out there for a second
I'm really kind of tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And we're finally drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
its intoxicating bouquet

I'm starvin' to
By the time we pull up at the traffic
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I just gotta a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she me the burger
And I up the burger

And then I unwrap the
I bite into buns
And I just believe it
forgot the onions!