Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 5)

Seven in the evening
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the
When my wife in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this 'Behind the
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's late
cha wanna do for dinner?

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, what you?"
She says, "I don't care, if hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But first you gotta me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell started to ring
Now who be callin' me?
Well I checked my ID

It was just cousin Larry
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I no, she says yes
I says no, she yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't feel like, gettin all up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I know we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
Open the garage
Then I the car doors
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
Then we our seat belts
As we pull out the

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're the drive-thru
Getting close to the

there at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the thru
in line at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, here we are in the drive-thru
Me and her
in front of us, cars in back of us
All just to order

There's idiot in a Volvo
With his brights on me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' bunny
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

Then my wife
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I think I'm have a chicken sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my head in my hands and
"I know who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I a cheeseburger too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

Plus we need fries
And you dare forget it
And two medium beers
No, one, we'll split it"

Then I said, "I'm that
You're not too bright
So read me back my
Let's sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, curly fries and a large beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres else
That I really think you know

You can have unlimited
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So what would I want for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my is all like, "No, that ain't Paul
Now tell me, this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who to school with me
I sat behind him last
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He to be my plumber
He was bald
And he to Pittsburgh last summer

He also had problems
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
That's way than I needed to know!"

And then we both were
And things got real
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be five and eighty two cents"

So we inched in line
Movin' slow
I got a bored
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my was getting a headache
So we both just sat quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I you have somethin' in your teeth"

She away from me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but worry
It's just a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or whatever you it
Put my in my pocket
I can't there's no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her eyes and
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches her purse
And busts out the Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
gotta be cash only
We take credit cards here"

I back the card and said
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And that's when I out
My wife was carryin' three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So your wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
help me to find some change"
Now the lady at the
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We move this line along"
I said, "Now hold stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I looked around inside the box
And the mat beneath my feet
I found a nickel in an
And a pennies and a dime in the space between the seats

Before I had a little pile
Of coins of sort
The lady counts it up and
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this look
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't really hungry in the first place"

And so I turned
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the chicken then"

So I up my change
up my receipt
And I to the pickup window
Man, I just wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky nametag that
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

he looks at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I spaced out there for a second
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And then he hands me the
And then we're drivin' away
And the food is me mad
its intoxicating bouquet

I'm to death
By the time we pull up at the light
I say, "Baby, that burger
I gotta have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she me the burger
And I up the burger

And I unwrap the paper
I bite those buns
And I just believe it
forgot the onions!