Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 5)

Seven in the evening
Watchin somethin' on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this the Music'
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's late
cha wanna do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I know, what about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're hungry eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But you gotta tell me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why I want to eat liver?
I even like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
like, "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my phone started to ring
Now who could be me?
Well I checked my ID

It was just cousin callin'
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I says no, she yes
I no, she says yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't like, gettin all dressed up
And expensive food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And King would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I what we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
Open the garage
I open the car doors
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
Then we our seat belts
As we out the driveway

Then we drive to the
Heading off to the
We're approaching the
Getting to the drive-thru

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the thru
in line at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
Cars in of us, cars in back of us
All waiting to order

some idiot in a Volvo
With his on behind me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My says, "Maybe we should park
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I ain't this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two with onions and cheese"

my wife says
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I think I'm have a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my head in my hands and
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a chicken
And I want a too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

Plus we need curly
And don't you dare it
And two medium root
No, one, we'll split it"

I said, "I'm guessin' that
You're not too bright
So read me my order
Let's sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, curly and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
That I really you should know

You can unlimited refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, except we're in the
So what I want that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't
Now tell me, who's this

She says, "Oh, just some guy
Who goes to with me
I sat him last year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He used to be my
He was bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh last

He had bladder problems
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there
That's way more than I to know!"

And then we both were
And got real intense
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be five dollars and two cents"

So we inched in line
Movin' painfully
I got a little
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my wife was a headache
So we both just sat quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have in your teeth"

She turned away me
And turned back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
still a little bit there but don't worry
It's probably a piece of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or whatever you it
Put my hand in my
I believe there's no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And out the American Express

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's be cash only
We don't take cards here"

I took the card and said
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And that's when I out
My wife was carryin' three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So where's wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to find change"
Now the lady at the
Is looking at me strange

And she says, "Mister,
We move this line along"
I said, "Now your stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I looked inside the glove box
And checked the mat my feet
I found a in an ashtray
And a couple and a dime in the space between the seats

long I had a little pile
Of of every sort
The lady it up and says
"You're still about a short"

And now my got this weird look
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really hungry in the place"

And so I around
To the again
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I pick up my
up my receipt
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky nametag that
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just out there for a second
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And then we're finally drivin'
And the food is me mad
its intoxicating bouquet

I'm to death
By the time we up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, that burger
I gotta have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she me the burger
And I pick up the

And I unwrap the paper
I bite into buns
And I can't believe it
forgot the onions!