Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 5)

Seven o'clock in the
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my wife in the room and sees me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's gettin'
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, what you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're hungry eat"
I said, "That's what gonna do!"

"But first you gotta me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I want to eat
I even like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
like, "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell phone to ring
Now who be callin' me?
Well I my caller ID

It was just Larry callin'
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I says no, she yes
I says no, she yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't feel like, all dressed up
And expensive food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King would make me
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front
Open the garage
I open the car doors
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
Then we fasten our belts
As we out the driveway

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're the drive-thru
Getting close to the

Almost there at the
Now we're here at the thru
Here in at the drive-thru
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the drive-thru
Me and her
Cars in front of us, cars in of us
All waiting to order

some idiot in a Volvo
With his on behind me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My says, "Maybe we should park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' bunny
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

my wife says
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I think I'm have a chicken sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my head in my hands and
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I a cheeseburger too"
She's like, "You onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

we need curly fries
And don't you dare it
And two medium root
No, just one, split it"

Then I said, "I'm that
You're not too bright
So read me my order
Let's sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, fries and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I ordered a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
That I think you should know

You can unlimited refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So what would I want for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this
And my wife is all like, "No, ain't Paul
Now tell me, who's Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who goes to with me
I sat him last year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I know a guy Paul
He used to be my
He was prematurely
And he moved to Pittsburgh summer

He also had problems
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there
That's way more I needed to know!"

And then we both quiet
And things got real
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be five and eighty two cents"

So we ahead in line
Movin' slow
I got a little
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my was getting a headache
So we both just sat there
For her

I looked at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have in your teeth"

She away from me
And turned back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but don't
It's probably a piece of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or whatever you it
Put my in my pocket
I believe there's no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well well, that'll be eighty-two"
I turn around to my and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just rolls her eyes and
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches into her
And busts out the Express

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be only
We don't credit cards here"

I took back the card and
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And that's I found out
My was only carryin' three bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's your anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
help me to find some change"
Now the at the window
Is looking at me strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move this along"
I said, "Now hold stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I found a nickel in an
And a pennies and a dime in the space between the seats

long I had a little pile
Of coins of sort
The lady it up and says
"You're still about a short"

And now my woman's got weird look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really in the first place"

And so I turned
To the again
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I pick up my
up my receipt
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I just can't to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky nametag says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just spaced out there for a
I'm really kind of tonight"

And then he hands me the
And we're finally drivin' away
And the food is me mad
With its bouquet

I'm to death
By the time we pull up at the traffic
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she me the burger
And I pick up the

And I unwrap the paper
I into those buns
And I can't believe it
forgot the onions!