Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 5)

Seven in the evening
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the
When my wife comes in the and sees me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's late
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' either but I eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're let's eat"
I said, "That's what gonna do!"

"But first you tell me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you want to get delivered?"
like, "Why would I want to eat liver?
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
like, "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell started to ring
Now who be callin' me?
I checked my caller ID

It was just cousin callin'
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I says no, she yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, here's keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I feel like, gettin all dressed up
And expensive food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I know we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the door
Open the garage
I open the car doors
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I it sideways
Then we fasten our belts
As we pull out the

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're the drive-thru
close to the drive-thru

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're at the drive thru
Here in at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, here we are in the line
Me and her
in front of us, cars in back of us
All waiting to order

There's some in a Volvo
With his brights on me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two with onions and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I want a too"
She's like, "You onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

we need curly fries
And don't you forget it
And two medium root
No, just one, split it"

I said, "I'm guessin' that
You're probably not too
So read me back my
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you want a
Three, curly fries and a root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
That I really think you know

You can unlimited refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, except we're in the
So would I want that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this
And my wife is all like, "No, ain't Paul
Now tell me, this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who goes to school me
I sat behind him year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I know a guy Paul
He to be my plumber
He was prematurely
And he to Pittsburgh last summer

He had bladder problems
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
That's way more than I to know!"

And then we both were
And things got real
And she says, "Next window please,
be five dollars and eighty two cents"

So we ahead in line
painfully slow
I got a little
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my was getting a headache
So we both just sat there
For her

I looked at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have somethin' in teeth"

She away from me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a bit there but don't worry
It's just a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or whatever you it
Put my hand in my
I can't there's no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well well, that'll be eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And out the American Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
gotta be cash only
We don't take cards here"

I took the card and said
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And that's I found out
My wife was only three bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So where's your anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to some change"
Now the lady at the
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move line along"
I said, "Now hold stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I looked around inside the box
And the mat beneath my feet
I a nickel in an ashtray
And a couple and a dime in the space between the seats

Before long I had a pile
Of coins of sort
The lady counts it up and
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this weird
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't even hungry in the first place"

And so I turned
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the chicken then"

So I up my change
Pick up my
And I drive to the window
Man, I just can't to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky nametag says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just spaced out for a second
I'm kind of burnt tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And then finally drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm to death
By the we pull up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, that burger
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she hands me the
And I pick up the

And then I the paper
I bite into those
And I just can't it
forgot the onions!