Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 4)

Seven in the evening
Watchin somethin' on TV
I'm zoned out on the
When my wife comes in the and sees me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's late
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, what you?"
She says, "I don't care, if hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But you gotta tell me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I to eat liver?
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my phone started to ring
Now who be callin' me?
Well I my caller ID

It was just Larry callin'
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she yes, I says no, she says yes
I no, she says yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't feel like, gettin all up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I what we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
the garage door
Then I the car doors
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
Then we fasten our seat
As we out the driveway

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're the drive-thru
Getting to the drive-thru

there at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the thru
Here in line at the
Did I mention the

Well, here we are in the drive-thru
Me and her
Cars in front of us, in back of us
All waiting to order

There's idiot in a Volvo
With his brights on me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers onions and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a chicken
And I a cheeseburger too"
She's like, "You onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

Plus we curly fries
And don't you forget it
And two root beers
No, one, we'll split it"

Then I said, "I'm that
probably not too bright
So read me back my
Let's sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you want a
Three, curly fries and a root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I ordered a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
I really think you should know

You can have unlimited
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So what I want that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that Paul
Now tell me, who's Paul?

She says, "Oh, just some guy
Who to school with me
I sat behind him year
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I know a guy named
He to be my plumber
He was prematurely
And he to Pittsburgh last summer

He also had bladder
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
That's way more than I to know!"

And then we both quiet
And things got real
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be five and eighty two cents"

So we inched in line
Movin' slow
I got a little
So I on the radio

Click, it off
my wife was getting a headache
So we just sat there quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have somethin' in teeth"

She turned away me
And turned back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit but don't worry
probably just a piece of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or whatever you it
Put my hand in my
I can't believe no wallet!

And the at the window's like
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches into her
And busts out the American

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's be cash only
We take credit cards here"

I back the card and said
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And when I found out
My wife was only three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's your wallet

And I said, "Nevermind
Just me to find some change"
Now the lady at the
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move this along"
I said, "Now hold stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And the mat beneath my feet
I found a nickel in an
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the

long I had a little pile
Of of every sort
The lady it up and says
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this look
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't really hungry in the first place"

And so I turned
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I up my change
up my receipt
And I drive to the window
Man, I just can't to eat

And now we see acne ridden
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky nametag says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I spaced out there for a second
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And then he hands me the
And then we're drivin' away
And the food is me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm starvin' to
By the time we pull up at the traffic
I say, "Baby, gimme that
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she hands me the
And I pick up the

And I unwrap the paper
I bite those buns
And I can't believe it
They the onions!