Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 4)

Seven o'clock in the
Watchin somethin' on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this the Music'
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's late
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, what you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what gonna do!"

"But first you gotta me
What it is hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I want to eat
I even like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should what I said"
like, "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my phone started to ring
Now who could be me?
I checked my caller ID

It was just cousin callin'
For the third today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, here's keys"

I a little bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I feel like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I what we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front
Open the garage
Then I the car doors
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And then I it sideways
Then we fasten our belts
As we pull out the

Then we drive to the
off to the drive-thru
We're the drive-thru
Getting to the drive-thru

Almost there at the
Now we're at the drive thru
in line at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, here we are in the line
Me and her
Cars in of us, cars in back of us
All just to order

some idiot in a Volvo
With his on behind me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers onions and cheese"

Then my wife
"Baby, hold on, I've my mind!
I think I'm have a chicken sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a chicken
And I want a too"
She's like, "You onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I said that I do

Plus we need curly
And don't you dare it
And two medium root
No, just one, we'll it"

Then I said, "I'm guessin'
probably not too bright
So me back my order
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, fries and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
That I really think you know

You can have unlimited
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So would I want that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this
And my wife is all like, "No, ain't Paul
Now tell me, this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who goes to school me
I sat him last year
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He to be my plumber
He was bald
And he to Pittsburgh last summer

He also had problems
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there
way more than I needed to know!"

And then we were quiet
And got real intense
And then she says, "Next please,
be five dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched ahead in
Movin' slow
I got a bored
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my wife was a headache
So we both just sat quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have in your teeth"

She turned from me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but don't
It's probably a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or whatever you it
Put my hand in my
I believe there's no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How much you got on you?"

She rolls her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches her purse
And busts out the American

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be cash
We don't take cards here"

I took back the card and
"Gee, Well that sucks!"
And that's when I out
My was only carryin' three bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So where's wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to find change"
Now the lady at the
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move line along"
I said, "Now your stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I looked around inside the box
And checked the mat beneath my
I found a nickel in an
And a couple pennies and a dime in the between the seats

Before long I had a pile
Of coins of every
The counts it up and says
"You're still a dollar short"

And now my got this weird look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't really hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I pick up my
up my receipt
And I drive to the window
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this ridden
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a nametag that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

he looks at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just out there for a second
I'm really kind of tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And then we're finally drivin'
And the is drivin' me mad
With its bouquet

I'm starvin' to
By the time we pull up at the light
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I gotta have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she hands me the
And I up the burger

And then I unwrap the
I bite into buns
And I just believe it
They the onions!