Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 4)

Seven in the evening
Watchin somethin' on TV
I'm zoned out on the
When my wife in the room and sees me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's gettin'
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, what you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But first you tell me
What it is hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why I want to eat liver?
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
like, "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my phone started to ring
Now who be callin' me?
Well I checked my ID

It was cousin Larry callin'
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, your keys"

I a little bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I feel like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I know we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
the garage door
Then I open the car
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And I turn it sideways
Then we fasten our belts
As we out the driveway

Then we drive to the
off to the drive-thru
We're the drive-thru
Getting close to the

Almost at the drive-thru
Now here at the drive thru
Here in line at the
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, cars in of us
All just to order

There's some in a Volvo
With his brights on me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, cha tryin to do, blind me?"

My says, "Maybe we should park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I ain't this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

my wife says
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a chicken
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a chicken
And I want a too"
She's like, "You onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

Plus we need fries
And don't you dare it
And two root beers
No, just one, split it"

Then I said, "I'm that
You're probably not too
So me back my order
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, curly and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
I really think you should know

You can unlimited refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except we're in the
So what would I that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is Paul?
And my is all like, "No, that ain't Paul
Now tell me, this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who to school with me
I sat behind him year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I know a guy named
He used to be my
He was bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh last

He also had problems
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
way more than I needed to know!"

And then we both were
And things got real
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be dollars and eighty two cents"

So we ahead in line
Movin' painfully
I got a little
So I turned on the

Click, it off
my wife was getting a headache
So we both sat there quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I you have somethin' in your teeth"

She away from me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
still a little bit there but don't worry
It's probably a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or whatever you it
Put my in my pocket
I can't there's no wallet!

And the lady at the like
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her eyes and
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And busts out the Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be only
We take credit cards here"

I back the card and said
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And that's when I out
My wife was only three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's your wallet

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to some change"
Now the lady at the
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta this line along"
I said, "Now hold your horses lady
We be long"

So I looked around inside the box
And the mat beneath my feet
I found a in an ashtray
And a pennies and a dime in the space between the seats

Before long I had a pile
Of of every sort
The counts it up and says
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this weird
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't even hungry in the first place"

And so I turned
To the again
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I pick up my
up my receipt
And I to the pickup window
Man, I just wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky nametag says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just spaced out for a second
I'm kind of burnt tonight"

And then he hands me the
And then we're finally away
And the food is me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm to death
By the time we pull up at the light
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I just gotta a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she me the burger
And I pick up the

And I unwrap the paper
I into those buns
And I just believe it
forgot the onions!