Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 4)

Seven in the evening
Watchin somethin' on TV
I'm zoned out on the
my wife comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's gettin'
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' but I could eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, what you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But you gotta tell me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why I want to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should what I said"
like, "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell phone to ring
Now who be callin' me?
Well I checked my ID

It was just Larry callin'
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I feel like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I what we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
the garage door
Then I the car doors
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And I turn it sideways
Then we our seat belts
As we out the driveway

Then we drive to the
off to the drive-thru
We're approaching the
close to the drive-thru

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the thru
in line at the drive-thru
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the drive-thru
Me and her
Cars in front of us, cars in of us
All just waiting to

There's some idiot in a
With his brights on me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, cha tryin to do, blind me?"

My says, "Maybe we should park
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I ain't this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers onions and cheese"

Then my wife
"Baby, hold on, I've my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a chicken
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I want a too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I said that I do

Plus we need fries
And don't you forget it
And two medium beers
No, one, we'll split it"

Then I said, "I'm that
probably not too bright
So read me my order
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, curly and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
That I really you should know

You can have refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So what would I that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that Paul
Now tell me, this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who goes to school me
I sat him last year
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He used to be my
He was bald
And he moved to last summer

He had bladder problems
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
way more than I needed to know!"

And then we both were
And things got real
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be five and eighty two cents"

So we inched in line
Movin' slow
I got a bored
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my wife was getting a
So we both sat there quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you somethin' in your teeth"

She away from me
And turned back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but don't
It's just a piece of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or you call it
Put my in my pocket
I can't believe no wallet!

And the at the window's like
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I turn around to my and say
"How much you got on you?"

She rolls her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches her purse
And busts out the Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's be cash only
We don't take cards here"

I took back the card and
"Gee, Well that sucks!"
And that's I found out
My wife was only three bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So your wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
help me to find some change"
Now the lady at the
Is looking at me strange

And she says, "Mister,
We move this line along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' horses
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And the mat beneath my feet
I found a nickel in an
And a couple and a dime in the space between the seats

long I had a little pile
Of coins of sort
The counts it up and says
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this look
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't even hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the again
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I pick up my
up my receipt
And I drive to the window
Man, I just wait to eat

And now we see acne ridden
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky nametag that
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just spaced out for a second
I'm really kind of tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And then we're finally drivin'
And the is drivin' me mad
its intoxicating bouquet

I'm to death
By the time we pull up at the traffic
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she me the burger
And I pick up the

And then I unwrap the
I bite those buns
And I just can't it
forgot the onions!