Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 4)

Seven o'clock in the
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the
When my wife comes in the room and me

And she says, Is this 'Behind the
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, gettin' late
cha wanna do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' either but I eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what gonna do!"

"But you gotta tell me
What it is hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell started to ring
Now who be callin' me?
I checked my caller ID

It was just Larry callin'
For the third today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why don't you up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I no, she says yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, your keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't feel like, all dressed up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
the garage door
Then I open the car
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
we fasten our seat belts
As we pull out the

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
approaching the drive-thru
Getting close to the

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the drive
in line at the drive-thru
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the drive-thru
Me and her
Cars in front of us, cars in of us
All just waiting to

some idiot in a Volvo
With his brights on me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My says, "Maybe we should park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I ain't this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers onions and cheese"

Then my wife
"Baby, hold on, I've my mind!
I think I'm gonna a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my hands and
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I want a too"
She's like, "You want on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

Plus we need curly
And don't you forget it
And two root beers
No, one, we'll split it"

I said, "I'm guessin' that
You're not too bright
So read me my order
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, curly fries and a root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a root beer
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres else
I really think you should know

You can have refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except we're in the
So what would I that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my is all like, "No, that ain't Paul
Now tell me, this Paul?

She says, "Oh, just some guy
Who goes to with me
I sat him last year
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I know a guy Paul
He used to be my
He was prematurely
And he moved to last summer

He also had problems
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there
That's way than I needed to know!"

And we both were quiet
And things got real
And she says, "Next window please,
be five dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched ahead in
Movin' painfully
I got a little
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my was getting a headache
So we both just sat quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you somethin' in your teeth"

She away from me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit but don't worry
It's just a piece of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or you call it
Put my in my pocket
I believe there's no wallet!

And the lady at the like
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She rolls her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches into her
And out the American Express

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be only
We don't credit cards here"

I back the card and said
"Gee, Well that sucks!"
And that's I found out
My was only carryin' three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So where's your wallet

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to some change"
Now the at the window
Is looking at me strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta this line along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' lady
We be long"

So I looked inside the glove box
And checked the mat my feet
I found a nickel in an
And a couple pennies and a dime in the between the seats

Before long I had a little
Of coins of every
The counts it up and says
"You're still a dollar short"

And now my woman's got weird look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really in the first place"

And so I around
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the sandwich then"

So I up my change
up my receipt
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a nametag that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just spaced out there for a
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And then he hands me the
And then finally drivin' away
And the food is me mad
its intoxicating bouquet

I'm to death
By the time we pull up at the traffic
I say, "Baby, gimme that
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she hands me the
And I pick up the

And then I the paper
I bite into those
And I can't believe it
forgot the onions!