Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 4)

Seven in the evening
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my wife in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this 'Behind the
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I know, say, it's gettin' late
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, what you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're hungry eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But you gotta tell me
What it is hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you to get something delivered?"
like, "Why would I want to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just don't any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my phone started to ring
Now who could be me?
I checked my caller ID

It was just cousin Larry
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why don't you up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I no, she says yes, I says no, she says yes
I no, she says yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I feel like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King would me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
the garage door
Then I the car doors
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
Then we fasten our seat
As we out the driveway

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're the drive-thru
Getting to the drive-thru

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the thru
Here in line at the
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the line
Me and her
in front of us, cars in back of us
All just waiting to

some idiot in a Volvo
With his brights on me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, cha tryin to do, blind me?"

My says, "Maybe we should park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I want a too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I said that I do

Plus we curly fries
And don't you forget it
And two medium beers
No, one, we'll split it"

Then I said, "I'm guessin'
probably not too bright
So me back my order
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, curly fries and a root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres else
That I really you should know

You can unlimited refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So what I want that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this
And my wife is all like, "No, ain't Paul
Now me, who's this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who goes to with me
I sat behind him year
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He used to be my
He was bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh last

He also had bladder
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
way more than I needed to know!"

And then we both were
And things got intense
And she says, "Next window please,
be five dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched in line
Movin' slow
I got a little
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my wife was a headache
So we just sat there quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you somethin' in your teeth"

She turned from me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but worry
It's probably a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or whatever you it
Put my in my pocket
I can't there's no wallet!

And the lady at the like
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I turn around to my and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just rolls her eyes and
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And busts out the Express

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be cash
We don't take cards here"

I took back the and said
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And when I found out
My wife was only carryin' three

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So your wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just me to find some change"
Now the at the window
Is looking at me strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move this along"
I said, "Now hold your horses lady
We be long"

So I looked inside the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I found a nickel in an
And a pennies and a dime in the space between the seats

long I had a little pile
Of coins of every
The lady counts it up and
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my got this weird look
on her face
She screams, "You
I even really hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I up my change
Pick up my
And I to the pickup window
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky nametag says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

he looks at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just out there for a second
I'm really kind of tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And then we're finally away
And the is drivin' me mad
its intoxicating bouquet

I'm starvin' to
By the time we pull up at the traffic
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I just gotta a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she me the burger
And I up the burger

And then I unwrap the
I into those buns
And I can't believe it
They the onions!