Seven in the evening somethin' stupid on TV I'm out on the sofa my wife comes in the room and sees me
And she says, Is this the Music' Lynyrd Skynyrd?" And I say, "I don't know, say, it's gettin' What cha wanna do for
She says, "I kinda had a big So I'm not hungry" I said, "Well you know, I'm not either but I could eat"
She said, "So do you have in mind?" I said, "I know, what about you?" She says, "I don't care, if hungry let's eat" I said, "That's what gonna do!"
"But first you tell me What it is you're for!" And she says, "Let me What's in our refrigerator?"
I said, "Well, tuna, I know" She said, "That went bad a ago!" I said, "Is the okay?" She said, "You finished yesterday!"
I hopped up and I said, "I know Do you want to get delivered?" She's like, "Why I want to eat liver? I don't even liver!"
I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' " like, "I heard you say liver!" I'm like, "I should know I said" like, "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"
Well, I was say something But my cell phone to ring Now who be callin' me? Well I my caller ID
It was just cousin callin' For the third time My said, "Let it go to voicemail" I said, "Okay"
"Where were we? Oh, dinner, So do you wanna do?" She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?" "Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"
And she says "Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?" I says no, she says yes, I no, she says yes I no, she says yes, oh, here's your keys"
I a little bit closer Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?" She says, "How The Ivy?" I said, "Yeah, well I know"
I don't feel like, gettin all up And expensive food says, "Olive Garden?" I say, "Nah, I'm not in the
And Burrito would make me gassy no doubt" She says, "Just about it" I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"
Then I get an I say, "I know we'll do!" She says, "What?" I say, "Guess" She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"
So we head out the front the garage door Then I open the car And we get in those car
Put my key in the And I turn it sideways Then we fasten our belts As we out the driveway
Then we to the drive-thru Heading off to the approaching the drive-thru Getting close to the
there at the drive-thru Now we're here at the thru Here in at the drive-thru Did I mention the
Well, here we are in the drive-thru Me and her in front of us, cars in back of us All just to order
There's some idiot in a With his on behind me I lean out the window and "Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"
My says, "Maybe we should park We could go eat inside" I said, "I'm wearin' slippers So I leavin' this ride"
Now a woman on a box Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?" I said, "Yes indeed, you can We'd like two hamburgers with and cheese"
my wife says "Baby, on, I've changed my mind! I think I'm gonna have a sandwich Instead time"
I said, "You get a cheeseburger!" She says, "That's not what I'm for" I put my head in my hands and "I know who you are anymore!"
The on the speaker says "I have all day!" I said, "Then take our And be on our way!
"I get a chicken sandwich And I want a too" like, "You want onions on that?" I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do
Plus we need curly And you dare forget it And two medium beers No, just one, split it"
I said, "I'm guessin' that You're not too bright So read me my order make sure you got it right"
She says, "One, you want a sandwich Two, you a cheeseburger Three, curly fries and a root beer" "Stop, go no further!"
"I never ordered a large root I medium, not large!" Then she says, "We're a special I you at no charge"
"Oh" And that's all I say was "oh" And she says, "Now theres else That I think you should know
You can unlimited refills For just a more" I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru So what would I want for?"
she says, "Wait a minute Your sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul? And my is all like, "No, that ain't Paul Now tell me, this Paul?
She says, "Oh, he's some guy Who to school with me I sat behind him last And I copied off of him in
I said, "I a guy named Paul He used to be my He was prematurely And he moved to Pittsburgh summer
He had bladder problems And a really bad on his toe" And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there way more than I needed to know!"
And then we both were And got real intense And she says, "Next window please, That'll be dollars and eighty two cents"
So we ahead in line painfully slow I got a little So I turned on the
Click, it off Because my wife was a headache So we both just sat there For her
I looked at her And she back at me And I said, "Um I you have somethin' in your teeth"
She turned away me And then back and said, "Did I get it?" I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it But hey, ya know, sweat it"
she said, "How about now?" I said, "Yeah, There's a little bit there but don't worry probably just a piece of toast"
Now at the pay window Or you call it Put my hand in my I can't there's no wallet!
And the lady at the like "Well well well, that'll be eighty-two" I around to my wife and say "How have you got on you?"
She just rolls her and says "I'll pay for I guess" So she into her purse And busts out the American
I it to the lady And she says, "Oh It's gotta be only We take credit cards here"
I took back the and said "Gee, really? that sucks!" And that's when I out My wife was only three bucks
I said, "I thought you to hit the ATM today" She says, "I never got to it So where's wallet anyway?
And I said, "Nevermind Just me to find some change" Now the lady at the Is looking at me kinda
And she says, "Mister, We gotta this line along" I said, "Now hold stinkin' horses lady We be long"
So I around inside the glove box And the mat beneath my feet I found a nickel in an And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the
Before long I had a little Of coins of every The lady counts it up and "You're still a dollar short"
And now my woman's got weird look Frozen on her She screams, "You I wasn't even really in the first place"
And so I turned To the again I and said, "Okay Forget the sandwich then"
So I pick up my up my receipt And I to the pickup window Man, I just wait to eat
And now we see this acne Kid sixteen Wearin' a dorky that says "Hello, my is Eugene"
And he hands me a bag I him in the eyes And I say to him "Hey, Could I get some for my fries?"
he looks at me And I at him And he at me And I at him
And he at me And I at him And he says, "I'm What did you again?"
I say, "Ketchup!" And he says, "Oh yeah, right I just out there for a second I'm kind of burnt tonight"
And then he hands me the And then we're finally away And the is drivin' me mad With its intoxicating
I'm to death By the time we pull up at the traffic I say, "Baby, gimme that I just gotta a bite!"
So she in the bag And pulls out the And she me the burger And I up the burger
And then I unwrap the I bite those buns And I just believe it forgot the onions!