Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 4)

Seven o'clock in the
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the
When my wife in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's late
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' but I could eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what gonna do!"

"But first you tell me
What it is hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I don't
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why I want to eat liver?
I even like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should what I said"
like, "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell phone to ring
Now who be callin' me?
I checked my caller ID

It was just Larry callin'
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, here's keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't feel like, gettin all up
And expensive food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King would make me
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the door
the garage door
Then I the car doors
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
Then we fasten our seat
As we pull out the

Then we to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're the drive-thru
Getting close to the

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're at the drive thru
Here in line at the
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the drive-thru
Me and her
Cars in of us, cars in back of us
All just to order

There's some idiot in a
With his brights on me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two with onions and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, hold on, I've my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a chicken
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my head in my hands and
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a chicken
And I a cheeseburger too"
She's like, "You onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

Plus we need curly
And don't you forget it
And two medium beers
No, just one, we'll it"

I said, "I'm guessin' that
You're probably not too
So me back my order
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, curly fries and a root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
That I think you should know

You can have refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So what would I that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my is all like, "No, that ain't Paul
Now tell me, this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who goes to school me
I sat behind him last
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I know a guy named
He used to be my
He was prematurely
And he moved to Pittsburgh last

He had bladder problems
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
That's way than I needed to know!"

And we both were quiet
And things got intense
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be five dollars and two cents"

So we inched in line
painfully slow
I got a little
So I turned on the

Click, it off
my wife was getting a headache
So we both just sat quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I you have somethin' in your teeth"

She away from me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
still a little bit there but don't worry
It's probably a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or whatever you it
Put my in my pocket
I can't there's no wallet!

And the lady at the like
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I turn around to my and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches her purse
And out the American Express

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's be cash only
We don't take credit here"

I took the card and said
"Gee, Well that sucks!"
And that's I found out
My was only carryin' three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So your wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just me to find some change"
Now the at the window
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We move this line along"
I said, "Now your stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And checked the mat my feet
I a nickel in an ashtray
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the

Before long I had a pile
Of coins of every
The counts it up and says
"You're still about a short"

And now my woman's got this look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't really hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
Forget the sandwich then"

So I pick up my
Pick up my
And I drive to the window
Man, I just wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky nametag that
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I spaced out there for a second
I'm kind of burnt tonight"

And then he hands me the
And then we're finally away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm starvin' to
By the time we pull up at the light
I say, "Baby, that burger
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she hands me the
And I up the burger

And then I the paper
I bite into those
And I can't believe it
They the onions!