Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 4)

Seven in the evening
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
my wife comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I know, say, it's gettin' late
cha wanna do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, what you?"
She says, "I don't care, if hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But you gotta tell me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I don't
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why I want to eat liver?
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell phone started to
Now who be callin' me?
I checked my caller ID

It was cousin Larry callin'
For the third today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I no, she says yes, I says no, she says yes
I no, she says yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I feel like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the door
the garage door
Then I open the car
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I it sideways
Then we our seat belts
As we out the driveway

Then we drive to the
off to the drive-thru
We're approaching the
Getting close to the

Almost there at the
Now we're here at the drive
in line at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, cars in of us
All just waiting to

There's some in a Volvo
his brights on behind me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two with onions and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I think I'm have a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I want a too"
She's like, "You onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I said that I do

Plus we need curly
And don't you forget it
And two root beers
No, just one, we'll it"

I said, "I'm guessin' that
You're probably not too
So read me back my
Let's sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, curly fries and a root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
That I really you should know

You can have refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, except we're in the
So what would I want for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your voice so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that Paul
Now tell me, who's Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who to school with me
I sat him last year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I know a guy Paul
He to be my plumber
He was prematurely
And he to Pittsburgh last summer

He had bladder problems
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
way more than I needed to know!"

And then we were quiet
And got real intense
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be five dollars and two cents"

So we inched in line
Movin' painfully
I got a bored
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my was getting a headache
So we both just sat quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I you have somethin' in your teeth"

She away from me
And turned back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's a little bit there but don't worry
probably just a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or you call it
Put my hand in my
I can't believe no wallet!

And the lady at the like
"Well well well, that'll be eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches into her
And busts out the American

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be only
We don't credit cards here"

I took back the and said
"Gee, Well that sucks!"
And that's when I out
My wife was only carryin' bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So your wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to find change"
Now the at the window
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta this line along"
I said, "Now hold stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And the mat beneath my feet
I a nickel in an ashtray
And a pennies and a dime in the space between the seats

long I had a little pile
Of of every sort
The lady counts it up and
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got weird look
on her face
She screams, "You
I even really hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the again
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I up my change
up my receipt
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see acne ridden
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky nametag that
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just spaced out there for a
I'm kind of burnt tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And we're finally drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
its intoxicating bouquet

I'm to death
By the time we pull up at the light
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she me the burger
And I pick up the

And then I the paper
I bite into those
And I just believe it
They the onions!