Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 4)

Seven o'clock in the
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the
my wife comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this the Music'
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I know, say, it's gettin' late
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' either but I eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, what you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're hungry eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But you gotta tell me
What it is hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why I want to eat liver?
I even like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
like, "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell phone started to
Now who be callin' me?
Well I my caller ID

It was just cousin Larry
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I no, she says yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, here's keys"

I a little bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
Open the door
Then I open the car
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
Then we fasten our seat
As we out the driveway

Then we drive to the
off to the drive-thru
We're the drive-thru
close to the drive-thru

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the thru
Here in at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, here we are in the line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, cars in of us
All just waiting to

some idiot in a Volvo
With his on behind me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I ain't this ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers with and cheese"

my wife says
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a chicken
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I want a too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

Plus we curly fries
And you dare forget it
And two root beers
No, just one, we'll it"

Then I said, "I'm that
You're probably not too
So me back my order
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, curly fries and a root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large root
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
That I really you should know

You can unlimited refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So what I want that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is Paul?
And my is all like, "No, that ain't Paul
Now tell me, this Paul?

She says, "Oh, just some guy
Who to school with me
I sat behind him year
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I know a guy Paul
He used to be my
He was bald
And he to Pittsburgh last summer

He also had problems
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
That's way more I needed to know!"

And we both were quiet
And things got intense
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be five and eighty two cents"

So we inched ahead in
Movin' painfully
I got a little
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my was getting a headache
So we both just sat there
For her

Then I at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you somethin' in your teeth"

She turned away me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but worry
It's just a piece of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or whatever you it
Put my in my pocket
I can't believe no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just rolls her eyes and
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches into her
And out the American Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be only
We don't take credit here"

I took back the and said
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And that's when I out
My was only carryin' three bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's your wallet

And I said, "Nevermind
Just me to find some change"
Now the lady at the
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move this along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' horses
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And the mat beneath my feet
I found a nickel in an
And a pennies and a dime in the space between the seats

Before I had a little pile
Of coins of every
The lady it up and says
"You're still about a short"

And now my woman's got this look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really in the first place"

And so I turned
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the sandwich then"

So I up my change
up my receipt
And I drive to the window
Man, I just wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a nametag that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just spaced out there for a
I'm really kind of tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And then finally drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
its intoxicating bouquet

I'm starvin' to
By the we pull up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I gotta have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she hands me the
And I pick up the

And then I the paper
I bite into those
And I can't believe it
They the onions!