Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 4)

Seven in the evening
Watchin somethin' on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's gettin'
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, what you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're hungry eat"
I said, "That's what gonna do!"

"But first you gotta me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I don't
Do you to get something delivered?"
like, "Why would I want to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I don't want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my phone started to ring
Now who be callin' me?
Well I my caller ID

It was just cousin callin'
For the third today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I says no, she yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, here's keys"

I a little bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And King would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front
Open the door
Then I open the car
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
Then we fasten our seat
As we out the driveway

Then we to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
approaching the drive-thru
Getting close to the

Almost there at the
Now here at the drive thru
Here in line at the
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
in front of us, cars in back of us
All waiting to order

There's some idiot in a
With his brights on me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My says, "Maybe we should park
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two with onions and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a chicken
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my hands and
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I want a too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

Plus we need curly
And don't you dare it
And two root beers
No, just one, split it"

I said, "I'm guessin' that
You're probably not too
So read me back my
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, fries and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I ordered a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
That I really you should know

You can have unlimited
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So what I want that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your voice so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that Paul
Now me, who's this Paul?

She says, "Oh, just some guy
Who to school with me
I sat behind him last
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I know a guy named
He to be my plumber
He was prematurely
And he moved to Pittsburgh summer

He had bladder problems
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there
That's way more than I to know!"

And we both were quiet
And got real intense
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be five and eighty two cents"

So we ahead in line
Movin' painfully
I got a little
So I turned on the

Click, it off
my wife was getting a headache
So we both just sat quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I you have somethin' in your teeth"

She away from me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but don't
probably just a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or you call it
Put my in my pocket
I can't believe no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches into her
And out the American Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's be cash only
We don't take cards here"

I back the card and said
"Gee, Well that sucks!"
And that's when I out
My wife was only carryin' bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So where's wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to find change"
Now the at the window
Is looking at me strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move this along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' horses
We be long"

So I looked around the glove box
And the mat beneath my feet
I found a in an ashtray
And a couple pennies and a dime in the between the seats

long I had a little pile
Of coins of sort
The counts it up and says
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this weird
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't even hungry in the first place"

And so I turned
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the chicken then"

So I pick up my
Pick up my
And I drive to the window
Man, I just can't to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky nametag that
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just out there for a second
I'm really kind of tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And we're finally drivin' away
And the food is me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm starvin' to
By the we pull up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I just gotta a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she hands me the
And I up the burger

And I unwrap the paper
I bite into buns
And I can't believe it
They the onions!