Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 4)

Seven o'clock in the
Watchin somethin' on TV
I'm zoned out on the
When my wife comes in the and sees me

And she says, Is this 'Behind the
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's gettin'
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' but I could eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I know, what about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But first you tell me
What it is hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I want to eat
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I don't want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell phone started to
Now who be callin' me?
Well I checked my ID

It was just Larry callin'
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, your keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't feel like, all dressed up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
the garage door
Then I the car doors
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And then I it sideways
we fasten our seat belts
As we pull out the

Then we drive to the
off to the drive-thru
We're approaching the
Getting to the drive-thru

Almost there at the
Now here at the drive thru
Here in at the drive-thru
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the drive-thru
Me and her
Cars in of us, cars in back of us
All just waiting to

some idiot in a Volvo
With his brights on me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two with onions and cheese"

my wife says
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a chicken
And I a cheeseburger too"
She's like, "You want on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

we need curly fries
And you dare forget it
And two medium root
No, just one, we'll it"

Then I said, "I'm that
You're not too bright
So read me my order
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, curly fries and a large beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres else
I really think you should know

You can have refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So would I want that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your voice so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my is all like, "No, that ain't Paul
Now me, who's this Paul?

She says, "Oh, just some guy
Who to school with me
I sat him last year
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He used to be my
He was prematurely
And he moved to Pittsburgh last

He also had bladder
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
That's way than I needed to know!"

And then we were quiet
And got real intense
And she says, "Next window please,
be five dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched in line
painfully slow
I got a little
So I turned on the

Click, it off
my wife was getting a headache
So we both just sat quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have somethin' in teeth"

She turned from me
And turned back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but worry
It's probably a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or you call it
Put my in my pocket
I can't there's no wallet!

And the lady at the like
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I turn around to my and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her eyes and
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches into her
And out the American Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be cash
We take credit cards here"

I took back the and said
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And that's when I out
My wife was carryin' three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So where's wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to some change"
Now the lady at the
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move line along"
I said, "Now your stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I looked inside the glove box
And the mat beneath my feet
I a nickel in an ashtray
And a pennies and a dime in the space between the seats

Before I had a little pile
Of coins of sort
The lady counts it up and
"You're still about a short"

And now my woman's got weird look
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't really hungry in the first place"

And so I turned
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the sandwich then"

So I up my change
Pick up my
And I to the pickup window
Man, I just wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky nametag that
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just spaced out for a second
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And then he hands me the
And then we're finally drivin'
And the food is me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm to death
By the time we pull up at the light
I say, "Baby, that burger
I just gotta a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she me the burger
And I pick up the

And then I the paper
I bite those buns
And I just can't it
They the onions!