Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 4)

Seven in the evening
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the room and me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's late
cha wanna do for dinner?

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I know, what about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But first you tell me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why I want to eat liver?
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just don't any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my phone started to ring
Now who could be me?
I checked my caller ID

It was just cousin Larry
For the third today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I no, she says yes, I says no, she says yes
I no, she says yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't feel like, gettin all up
And expensive food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I what we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the door
the garage door
Then I open the car
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And I turn it sideways
Then we fasten our seat
As we out the driveway

Then we to the drive-thru
off to the drive-thru
We're the drive-thru
Getting to the drive-thru

Almost there at the
Now here at the drive thru
Here in at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, here we are in the drive-thru
Me and her
in front of us, cars in back of us
All waiting to order

There's idiot in a Volvo
his brights on behind me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My says, "Maybe we should park
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' bunny
So I ain't this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a chicken
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my hands and
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a chicken
And I want a too"
She's like, "You want on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I said that I do

Plus we curly fries
And don't you forget it
And two medium beers
No, just one, we'll it"

Then I said, "I'm that
You're not too bright
So me back my order
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, curly fries and a large beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large root
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
That I really think you should

You can have unlimited
For just a more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So what I want that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't
Now tell me, who's this

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who goes to with me
I sat behind him year
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He used to be my
He was bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh last

He also had bladder
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
That's way than I needed to know!"

And then we both quiet
And things got real
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be five dollars and two cents"

So we inched in line
painfully slow
I got a little
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my wife was getting a
So we both sat there quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you somethin' in your teeth"

She turned from me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's a little bit there but don't worry
probably just a piece of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or whatever you it
Put my hand in my
I can't believe no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How much you got on you?"

She rolls her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches into her
And out the American Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be cash
We don't take credit here"

I took back the card and
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And that's when I out
My wife was only carryin' bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So your wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to some change"
Now the at the window
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We move this line along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' horses
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And the mat beneath my feet
I found a in an ashtray
And a couple pennies and a dime in the between the seats

Before long I had a little
Of coins of sort
The counts it up and says
"You're still a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this weird
on her face
She screams, "You
I even really hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the again
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I pick up my
Pick up my
And I drive to the window
Man, I just wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just spaced out for a second
I'm kind of burnt tonight"

And then he hands me the
And then we're drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its bouquet

I'm to death
By the we pull up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I just gotta a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she me the burger
And I up the burger

And then I unwrap the
I into those buns
And I just believe it
forgot the onions!