Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 4)

Seven o'clock in the
Watchin somethin' on TV
I'm out on the sofa
my wife comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this 'Behind the
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I know, say, it's gettin' late
cha wanna do for dinner?

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' but I could eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, what you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But you gotta tell me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you want to get delivered?"
like, "Why would I want to eat liver?
I even like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know I said"
like, "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell started to ring
Now who could be me?
Well I my caller ID

It was just cousin callin'
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, your keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I feel like, gettin all dressed up
And expensive food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King would me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I know we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front
Open the garage
Then I the car doors
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
Then we fasten our seat
As we pull out the

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
approaching the drive-thru
Getting close to the

Almost there at the
Now we're here at the thru
in line at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, here we are in the line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, in back of us
All just waiting to

some idiot in a Volvo
With his brights on me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers onions and cheese"

my wife says
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my hands and
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I a cheeseburger too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

we need curly fries
And don't you dare it
And two medium root
No, one, we'll split it"

I said, "I'm guessin' that
You're not too bright
So me back my order
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, fries and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large beer
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres else
That I think you should know

You can have refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So would I want that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is Paul?
And my is all like, "No, that ain't Paul
Now tell me, this Paul?

She says, "Oh, just some guy
Who goes to school me
I sat behind him last
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I know a guy Paul
He to be my plumber
He was prematurely
And he moved to Pittsburgh summer

He also had problems
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
That's way more than I to know!"

And then we both were
And got real intense
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be five dollars and two cents"

So we inched in line
Movin' slow
I got a little
So I turned on the

Click, it off
my wife was getting a headache
So we both just sat quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have in your teeth"

She turned away me
And turned back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a bit there but don't worry
probably just a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or you call it
Put my hand in my
I believe there's no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I turn around to my and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And busts out the American

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be only
We take credit cards here"

I took back the card and
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And that's I found out
My was only carryin' three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So your wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to some change"
Now the lady at the
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move this along"
I said, "Now hold stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I looked around inside the box
And the mat beneath my feet
I found a nickel in an
And a couple and a dime in the space between the seats

Before long I had a little
Of of every sort
The counts it up and says
"You're still about a short"

And now my woman's got this look
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really hungry in the place"

And so I around
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the sandwich then"

So I up my change
Pick up my
And I drive to the window
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid sixteen
a dorky nametag that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just spaced out there for a
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And then he hands me the
And then we're finally drivin'
And the is drivin' me mad
With its bouquet

I'm to death
By the we pull up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, that burger
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she hands me the
And I up the burger

And I unwrap the paper
I bite into those
And I just believe it
forgot the onions!