Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 3)

Seven in the evening
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the room and me

And she says, Is this the Music'
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I know, say, it's gettin' late
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' either but I eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, what you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're hungry eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But first you gotta me
What it is hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I don't
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
like, "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell phone to ring
Now who could be me?
Well I my caller ID

It was just cousin Larry
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I no, she says yes, I says no, she says yes
I no, she says yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't feel like, all dressed up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King would make me
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
Open the door
I open the car doors
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And then I it sideways
we fasten our seat belts
As we out the driveway

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
approaching the drive-thru
Getting to the drive-thru

Almost there at the
Now we're here at the thru
in line at the drive-thru
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the line
Me and her
in front of us, cars in back of us
All just waiting to

There's idiot in a Volvo
With his on behind me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, cha tryin to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' bunny
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two with onions and cheese"

Then my wife
"Baby, hold on, I've my mind!
I I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I a cheeseburger too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

Plus we need curly
And you dare forget it
And two medium root
No, just one, split it"

Then I said, "I'm that
probably not too bright
So read me my order
Let's sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, fries and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres else
That I really you should know

You can have unlimited
For just a more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So what would I that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't
Now tell me, who's this

She says, "Oh, just some guy
Who goes to with me
I sat behind him last
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He used to be my
He was bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh last

He also had bladder
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there
That's way than I needed to know!"

And then we both quiet
And things got intense
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched ahead in
painfully slow
I got a bored
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my was getting a headache
So we both just sat there
For her

Then I at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have in your teeth"

She turned away me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit but don't worry
It's probably just a of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or whatever you it
Put my hand in my
I can't there's no wallet!

And the at the window's like
"Well well well, that'll be eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How much you got on you?"

She rolls her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And out the American Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's be cash only
We don't credit cards here"

I took back the card and
"Gee, Well that sucks!"
And when I found out
My wife was only three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So your wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just me to find some change"
Now the at the window
Is looking at me strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move line along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' lady
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I found a nickel in an
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space the seats

Before long I had a pile
Of coins of sort
The lady it up and says
"You're still a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this weird
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really hungry in the place"

And so I around
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I up my change
Pick up my
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky nametag that
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I spaced out there for a second
I'm really kind of tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And we're finally drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its bouquet

I'm to death
By the we pull up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, gimme that
I just gotta a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she me the burger
And I up the burger

And I unwrap the paper
I bite into those
And I just believe it
forgot the onions!