Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 3)

Seven in the evening
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the and sees me

And she says, Is this 'Behind the
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's gettin'
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're hungry eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But first you tell me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I don't
Do you to get something delivered?"
like, "Why would I want to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just don't any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell phone to ring
Now who be callin' me?
I checked my caller ID

It was just Larry callin'
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I says no, she yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, here's keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't feel like, all dressed up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I know we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
Open the garage
I open the car doors
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
Then we fasten our seat
As we out the driveway

Then we drive to the
Heading off to the
We're approaching the
Getting to the drive-thru

there at the drive-thru
Now we're at the drive thru
Here in line at the
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the drive-thru
Me and her
in front of us, cars in back of us
All just to order

There's some idiot in a
With his on behind me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers with and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, hold on, I've my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I a cheeseburger too"
She's like, "You want on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

Plus we need fries
And don't you dare it
And two medium root
No, just one, we'll it"

I said, "I'm guessin' that
You're not too bright
So me back my order
Let's sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, curly and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a root beer
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
That I think you should know

You can unlimited refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So what would I that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that Paul
Now me, who's this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who to school with me
I sat him last year
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He used to be my
He was prematurely
And he moved to Pittsburgh last

He also had bladder
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there
That's way than I needed to know!"

And then we were quiet
And got real intense
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched ahead in
painfully slow
I got a little
So I turned on the

Click, it off
my wife was getting a headache
So we both sat there quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I you have somethin' in your teeth"

She away from me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but worry
It's probably just a of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or you call it
Put my hand in my
I can't there's no wallet!

And the at the window's like
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And busts out the American

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be cash
We take credit cards here"

I took the card and said
"Gee, Well that sucks!"
And that's I found out
My was only carryin' three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's your anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to find change"
Now the at the window
Is looking at me strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move line along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' horses
We be long"

So I looked around inside the box
And checked the mat beneath my
I found a in an ashtray
And a couple and a dime in the space between the seats

Before long I had a pile
Of coins of sort
The counts it up and says
"You're still a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this look
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really in the first place"

And so I turned
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the chicken then"

So I up my change
Pick up my
And I drive to the window
Man, I just wait to eat

And now we see acne ridden
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky nametag says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I spaced out there for a second
I'm really kind of tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And we're finally drivin' away
And the food is me mad
With its bouquet

I'm starvin' to
By the time we up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, gimme that
I just gotta a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she hands me the
And I pick up the

And I unwrap the paper
I into those buns
And I just can't it
They the onions!