Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 3)

Seven in the evening
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my wife in the room and sees me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, gettin' late
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I know, what about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But first you tell me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why I want to eat liver?
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know I said"
like, "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell phone to ring
Now who be callin' me?
I checked my caller ID

It was just cousin callin'
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why don't you up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she yes, I says no, she says yes
I no, she says yes, oh, here's your keys"

I a little bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't feel like, all dressed up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And King would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
Open the garage
Then I open the car
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
Then we fasten our belts
As we out the driveway

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're approaching the
Getting close to the

there at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the thru
Here in at the drive-thru
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, cars in of us
All just to order

There's idiot in a Volvo
his brights on behind me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' bunny
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two with onions and cheese"

Then my wife
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my head in my hands and
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I a cheeseburger too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

we need curly fries
And don't you dare it
And two medium root
No, one, we'll split it"

I said, "I'm guessin' that
You're probably not too
So read me back my
Let's sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, curly fries and a large beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
That I think you should know

You can have refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So would I want that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your voice so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, ain't Paul
Now me, who's this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who goes to with me
I sat behind him year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He to be my plumber
He was prematurely
And he moved to last summer

He also had problems
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
That's way than I needed to know!"

And then we both were
And got real intense
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be five and eighty two cents"

So we ahead in line
Movin' painfully
I got a little
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my wife was a headache
So we both just sat there
For her

I looked at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have in your teeth"

She turned away me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's a little bit there but don't worry
It's probably a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or whatever you it
Put my in my pocket
I can't there's no wallet!

And the at the window's like
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And out the American Express

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
gotta be cash only
We don't credit cards here"

I back the card and said
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And that's when I out
My wife was only carryin' three

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So where's wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
help me to find some change"
Now the at the window
Is looking at me strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move line along"
I said, "Now hold stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And the mat beneath my feet
I a nickel in an ashtray
And a couple and a dime in the space between the seats

Before I had a little pile
Of coins of every
The counts it up and says
"You're still a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this look
on her face
She screams, "You
I even really hungry in the first place"

And so I turned
To the again
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I pick up my
up my receipt
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I just wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid about
a dorky nametag that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just spaced out there for a
I'm really kind of tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And then we're drivin' away
And the food is me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm starvin' to
By the we pull up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, that burger
I just gotta a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she hands me the
And I up the burger

And then I the paper
I bite into buns
And I just believe it
They the onions!