Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 3)

Seven in the evening
Watchin somethin' on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the room and me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's gettin'
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I know, what about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're hungry eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But first you tell me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you to get something delivered?"
like, "Why would I want to eat liver?
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I don't want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell phone started to
Now who could be me?
Well I checked my ID

It was just cousin Larry
For the third today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I no, she says yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, here's keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't feel like, all dressed up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King would make me
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I know we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
Open the garage
Then I open the car
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And I turn it sideways
we fasten our seat belts
As we out the driveway

Then we to the drive-thru
off to the drive-thru
We're approaching the
Getting close to the

Almost at the drive-thru
Now here at the drive thru
in line at the drive-thru
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
in front of us, cars in back of us
All waiting to order

There's some in a Volvo
With his brights on me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers onions and cheese"

my wife says
"Baby, hold on, I've my mind!
I think I'm gonna a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I a cheeseburger too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

Plus we need curly
And don't you forget it
And two medium root
No, just one, we'll it"

Then I said, "I'm that
You're not too bright
So read me back my
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, fries and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres else
I really think you should know

You can have refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except we're in the
So what would I that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't
Now tell me, who's Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who goes to school me
I sat behind him last
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I know a guy Paul
He used to be my
He was prematurely
And he to Pittsburgh last summer

He also had bladder
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
That's way more I needed to know!"

And then we both were
And things got intense
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be five and eighty two cents"

So we inched ahead in
Movin' painfully
I got a little
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my wife was getting a
So we just sat there quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I you have somethin' in your teeth"

She turned from me
And turned back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
still a little bit there but don't worry
It's just a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or whatever you it
Put my in my pocket
I can't believe no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I turn around to my and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And busts out the Express

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be cash
We take credit cards here"

I took the card and said
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And when I found out
My wife was only carryin' bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to some change"
Now the at the window
Is looking at me strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move this along"
I said, "Now your stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I looked inside the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I a nickel in an ashtray
And a couple and a dime in the space between the seats

long I had a little pile
Of coins of sort
The counts it up and says
"You're still a dollar short"

And now my woman's got weird look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I even really hungry in the first place"

And so I turned
To the again
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I up my change
Pick up my
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just out there for a second
I'm really kind of tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And then we're finally drivin'
And the food is me mad
With its bouquet

I'm to death
By the time we up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, that burger
I just gotta a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she me the burger
And I pick up the

And then I unwrap the
I bite into those
And I can't believe it
They the onions!