Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 3)

Seven in the evening
Watchin somethin' on TV
I'm zoned out on the
When my comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's late
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, what you?"
She says, "I don't care, if hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But you gotta tell me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you to get something delivered?"
like, "Why would I want to eat liver?
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just don't any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my phone started to ring
Now who be callin' me?
Well I checked my ID

It was just cousin callin'
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I says no, she yes
I no, she says yes, oh, here's your keys"

I a little bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I feel like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I what we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the door
Open the door
Then I the car doors
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And I turn it sideways
Then we fasten our seat
As we out the driveway

Then we drive to the
off to the drive-thru
We're the drive-thru
close to the drive-thru

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the thru
Here in line at the
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
in front of us, cars in back of us
All just to order

There's idiot in a Volvo
With his brights on me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, cha tryin to do, blind me?"

My says, "Maybe we should park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers onions and cheese"

my wife says
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a chicken
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my hands and
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I want a too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

Plus we curly fries
And you dare forget it
And two medium beers
No, one, we'll split it"

Then I said, "I'm guessin'
You're not too bright
So read me back my
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, fries and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
That I really think you should

You can unlimited refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, except we're in the
So would I want that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that Paul
Now tell me, this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who goes to with me
I sat behind him last
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He used to be my
He was bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh last

He had bladder problems
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
way more than I needed to know!"

And then we were quiet
And things got intense
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be five dollars and two cents"

So we ahead in line
Movin' slow
I got a bored
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my wife was getting a
So we both just sat quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I you have somethin' in your teeth"

She turned from me
And turned back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
still a little bit there but don't worry
It's just a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or whatever you it
Put my hand in my
I can't believe no wallet!

And the lady at the like
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches her purse
And busts out the American

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be only
We don't take credit here"

I took back the card and
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And when I found out
My wife was carryin' three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's your wallet

And I said, "Nevermind
help me to find some change"
Now the at the window
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move line along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' lady
We be long"

So I looked inside the glove box
And checked the mat my feet
I found a nickel in an
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space the seats

Before long I had a little
Of coins of sort
The lady it up and says
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't really hungry in the first place"

And so I turned
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the chicken then"

So I pick up my
Pick up my
And I to the pickup window
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see acne ridden
Kid about
Wearin' a nametag that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

he looks at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just spaced out for a second
I'm kind of burnt tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And then we're drivin' away
And the food is me mad
its intoxicating bouquet

I'm starvin' to
By the time we pull up at the light
I say, "Baby, gimme that
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she me the burger
And I pick up the

And then I the paper
I into those buns
And I just believe it
They the onions!