Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 3)

Seven o'clock in the
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the room and me

And she says, Is this the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, gettin' late
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' either but I eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, what you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But first you gotta me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I don't
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I to eat liver?
I even like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I don't want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell started to ring
Now who could be me?
Well I checked my ID

It was just cousin callin'
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I says no, she yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, here's keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And King would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
the garage door
Then I the car doors
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And I turn it sideways
we fasten our seat belts
As we pull out the

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
approaching the drive-thru
Getting to the drive-thru

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the drive
in line at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, here we are in the drive-thru
Me and her
in front of us, cars in back of us
All waiting to order

There's some in a Volvo
With his brights on me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I ain't this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers with and cheese"

Then my wife
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my hands and
"I know who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a chicken
And I a cheeseburger too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

we need curly fries
And don't you dare it
And two medium beers
No, just one, split it"

I said, "I'm guessin' that
You're not too bright
So read me back my
Let's sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, curly and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres else
That I really think you know

You can unlimited refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So what would I that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that Paul
Now tell me, this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who goes to school me
I sat behind him year
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I know a guy named
He to be my plumber
He was bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh summer

He also had problems
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
That's way more than I to know!"

And we both were quiet
And got real intense
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be five dollars and two cents"

So we inched in line
Movin' painfully
I got a little
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my wife was getting a
So we both sat there quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I you have somethin' in your teeth"

She away from me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's a little bit there but don't worry
It's just a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or you call it
Put my in my pocket
I believe there's no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well well, that'll be eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches into her
And busts out the American

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be cash
We don't credit cards here"

I back the card and said
"Gee, Well that sucks!"
And when I found out
My wife was only carryin' three

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So your wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
help me to find some change"
Now the at the window
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move this along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' horses
We be long"

So I looked around inside the box
And checked the mat my feet
I found a nickel in an
And a pennies and a dime in the space between the seats

Before long I had a pile
Of coins of every
The lady counts it up and
"You're still about a short"

And now my woman's got weird look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't even hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I up my change
up my receipt
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I just can't to eat

And now we see acne ridden
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky nametag says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just out there for a second
I'm really kind of tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And we're finally drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
its intoxicating bouquet

I'm to death
By the time we up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I gotta have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she me the burger
And I pick up the

And then I the paper
I bite into buns
And I can't believe it
forgot the onions!