Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 3)

Seven in the evening
Watchin somethin' on TV
I'm zoned out on the
When my comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this the Music'
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's late
cha wanna do for dinner?

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're let's eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But first you tell me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I to eat liver?
I even like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I don't want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell phone to ring
Now who could be me?
Well I my caller ID

It was cousin Larry callin'
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why don't you up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I no, she says yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, here's keys"

I a little bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't like, gettin all dressed up
And expensive food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King would me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I know we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the door
Open the door
Then I the car doors
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And I turn it sideways
Then we our seat belts
As we pull out the

Then we drive to the
Heading off to the
We're approaching the
close to the drive-thru

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the drive
in line at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, here we are in the drive-thru
Me and her
in front of us, cars in back of us
All waiting to order

There's some in a Volvo
With his brights on me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, cha tryin to do, blind me?"

My says, "Maybe we should park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers with and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, hold on, I've my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I want a too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

Plus we need curly
And don't you dare it
And two medium beers
No, just one, split it"

Then I said, "I'm that
You're probably not too
So read me my order
Let's sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, curly fries and a large beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
I really think you should know

You can have unlimited
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, except we're in the
So what would I want for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my is all like, "No, that ain't Paul
Now tell me, this Paul?

She says, "Oh, just some guy
Who goes to with me
I sat behind him last
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I know a guy named
He used to be my
He was bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh last

He had bladder problems
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
That's way more I needed to know!"

And then we both quiet
And got real intense
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be five dollars and two cents"

So we ahead in line
painfully slow
I got a bored
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my wife was getting a
So we both just sat quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have somethin' in teeth"

She turned away me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but don't
probably just a piece of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or you call it
Put my in my pocket
I can't believe no wallet!

And the at the window's like
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just rolls her eyes and
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches into her
And busts out the American

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's be cash only
We don't credit cards here"

I took back the card and
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And when I found out
My wife was only carryin' bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's your wallet

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to find change"
Now the lady at the
Is looking at me strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move line along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' lady
We be long"

So I looked around the glove box
And checked the mat my feet
I found a in an ashtray
And a pennies and a dime in the space between the seats

Before long I had a little
Of coins of sort
The counts it up and says
"You're still about a short"

And now my got this weird look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really in the first place"

And so I turned
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the chicken then"

So I up my change
up my receipt
And I to the pickup window
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this ridden
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky nametag that
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I spaced out there for a second
I'm really kind of tonight"

And then he hands me the
And then we're finally drivin'
And the is drivin' me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm starvin' to
By the time we pull up at the traffic
I say, "Baby, that burger
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she hands me the
And I pick up the

And then I unwrap the
I bite into buns
And I just believe it
forgot the onions!