Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 3)

Seven o'clock in the
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the room and me

And she says, Is this 'Behind the
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's late
cha wanna do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, what you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're let's eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But first you tell me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I don't
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I to eat liver?
I even like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know I said"
like, "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell phone started to
Now who be callin' me?
I checked my caller ID

It was cousin Larry callin'
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she yes, I says no, she says yes
I no, she says yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I feel like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And King would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I what we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front
Open the garage
I open the car doors
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And then I it sideways
we fasten our seat belts
As we pull out the

Then we drive to the
Heading off to the
We're the drive-thru
Getting close to the

Almost there at the
Now we're here at the drive
Here in at the drive-thru
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the line
Me and her
in front of us, cars in back of us
All waiting to order

There's some in a Volvo
his brights on behind me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
like two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

Then my wife
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I want a too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

Plus we curly fries
And don't you forget it
And two medium root
No, just one, we'll it"

Then I said, "I'm guessin'
You're not too bright
So read me back my
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, fries and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large root
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
I really think you should know

You can have unlimited
For just a more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So would I want that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this
And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't
Now tell me, who's this

She says, "Oh, just some guy
Who to school with me
I sat behind him last
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I know a guy Paul
He used to be my
He was bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh summer

He also had problems
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there
That's way more I needed to know!"

And we both were quiet
And things got real
And then she says, "Next please,
be five dollars and eighty two cents"

So we ahead in line
Movin' slow
I got a little
So I on the radio

Click, it off
my wife was getting a headache
So we both sat there quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have somethin' in teeth"

She away from me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but worry
probably just a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or you call it
Put my hand in my
I believe there's no wallet!

And the at the window's like
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I turn around to my and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches her purse
And busts out the American

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's be cash only
We don't take credit here"

I took back the card and
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And when I found out
My wife was only carryin' three

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So where's your wallet

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to find change"
Now the lady at the
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move line along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' lady
We be long"

So I looked inside the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I a nickel in an ashtray
And a couple and a dime in the space between the seats

Before I had a little pile
Of coins of sort
The counts it up and says
"You're still a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't really hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I up my change
up my receipt
And I to the pickup window
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this ridden
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky nametag that
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

he looks at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just out there for a second
I'm really kind of tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And then we're finally drivin'
And the food is me mad
With its bouquet

I'm starvin' to
By the time we pull up at the traffic
I say, "Baby, that burger
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she me the burger
And I pick up the

And then I unwrap the
I bite into those
And I can't believe it
They the onions!