Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 3)

Seven in the evening
Watchin somethin' on TV
I'm zoned out on the
When my comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I know, say, it's gettin' late
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' either but I eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But first you tell me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I to eat liver?
I even like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my phone started to ring
Now who be callin' me?
Well I checked my ID

It was just Larry callin'
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, your keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I feel like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And King would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I what we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the door
Open the door
Then I open the car
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I it sideways
Then we fasten our seat
As we pull out the

Then we to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're approaching the
Getting close to the

Almost there at the
Now we're at the drive thru
Here in line at the
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, in back of us
All just waiting to

There's some idiot in a
With his brights on me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, cha tryin to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I ain't this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

my wife says
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a chicken
And I a cheeseburger too"
She's like, "You want on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

Plus we need fries
And don't you dare it
And two root beers
No, one, we'll split it"

Then I said, "I'm guessin'
You're probably not too
So me back my order
Let's sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, fries and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large beer
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
That I really think you know

You can have refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So what would I that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my is all like, "No, that ain't Paul
Now tell me, who's this

She says, "Oh, just some guy
Who goes to school me
I sat behind him year
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I know a guy named
He used to be my
He was prematurely
And he moved to last summer

He also had bladder
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
That's way more than I to know!"

And then we were quiet
And things got intense
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be five and eighty two cents"

So we inched ahead in
Movin' slow
I got a bored
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my was getting a headache
So we both sat there quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I you have somethin' in your teeth"

She turned from me
And turned back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
still a little bit there but don't worry
It's probably just a of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or whatever you it
Put my in my pocket
I believe there's no wallet!

And the at the window's like
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches her purse
And out the American Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be only
We take credit cards here"

I took the card and said
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And when I found out
My wife was carryin' three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So your wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just me to find some change"
Now the at the window
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move line along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' lady
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I found a nickel in an
And a pennies and a dime in the space between the seats

Before long I had a little
Of of every sort
The lady counts it up and
"You're still about a short"

And now my got this weird look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really hungry in the place"

And so I turned
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the chicken then"

So I pick up my
Pick up my
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I just can't to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky nametag that
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just out there for a second
I'm really kind of tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And then finally drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its bouquet

I'm to death
By the time we pull up at the traffic
I say, "Baby, that burger
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she me the burger
And I up the burger

And then I unwrap the
I bite into those
And I just can't it
forgot the onions!