Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 3)

Seven o'clock in the
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the and sees me

And she says, Is this the Music'
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's late
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' either but I eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I know, what about you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But first you gotta me
What it is hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why I want to eat liver?
I even like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just don't any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell phone started to
Now who could be me?
Well I my caller ID

It was cousin Larry callin'
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I no, she says yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, here's keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't feel like, all dressed up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the door
the garage door
Then I open the car
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
Then we our seat belts
As we out the driveway

Then we to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're approaching the
close to the drive-thru

Almost there at the
Now we're here at the drive
in line at the drive-thru
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, cars in of us
All just waiting to

There's some in a Volvo
his brights on behind me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, cha tryin to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

Then my wife
"Baby, hold on, I've my mind!
I think I'm have a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I a cheeseburger too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I said that I do

Plus we need curly
And don't you dare it
And two root beers
No, just one, split it"

Then I said, "I'm that
You're probably not too
So me back my order
Let's sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, curly and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I ordered a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
That I really think you should

You can have unlimited
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So what would I that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, ain't Paul
Now me, who's this Paul?

She says, "Oh, just some guy
Who goes to with me
I sat behind him year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I know a guy named
He to be my plumber
He was bald
And he moved to last summer

He also had bladder
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there
That's way more than I to know!"

And then we were quiet
And things got real
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be five and eighty two cents"

So we inched in line
Movin' painfully
I got a little
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my wife was getting a
So we both sat there quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have in your teeth"

She turned away me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's a little bit there but don't worry
It's probably just a of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or whatever you it
Put my hand in my
I can't believe no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well well, that'll be eighty-two"
I turn around to my and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches her purse
And out the American Express

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be cash
We don't take cards here"

I took back the and said
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And when I found out
My wife was only three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to some change"
Now the lady at the
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move this along"
I said, "Now your stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I looked around the glove box
And the mat beneath my feet
I found a in an ashtray
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space the seats

Before long I had a little
Of coins of every
The lady it up and says
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really in the first place"

And so I turned
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I up my change
up my receipt
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I just can't to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid about
a dorky nametag that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I spaced out there for a second
I'm kind of burnt tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And then we're drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its bouquet

I'm starvin' to
By the time we pull up at the traffic
I say, "Baby, that burger
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she hands me the
And I pick up the

And I unwrap the paper
I bite those buns
And I just can't it
They the onions!