Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 3)

Seven in the evening
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the
my wife comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, gettin' late
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I know, what about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're let's eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But first you gotta me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you to get something delivered?"
like, "Why would I want to eat liver?
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I don't want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell phone started to
Now who could be me?
Well I my caller ID

It was just cousin callin'
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, here's keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't feel like, gettin all up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King would me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
Open the door
I open the car doors
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And I turn it sideways
Then we fasten our belts
As we pull out the

Then we drive to the
Heading off to the
approaching the drive-thru
Getting close to the

there at the drive-thru
Now here at the drive thru
in line at the drive-thru
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, cars in of us
All waiting to order

There's idiot in a Volvo
With his brights on me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, cha tryin to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I ain't this ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers with and cheese"

Then my wife
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm have a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I want a too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

Plus we need curly
And you dare forget it
And two medium beers
No, just one, split it"

Then I said, "I'm guessin'
You're not too bright
So read me back my
Let's sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you want a
Three, curly fries and a large beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I ordered a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres else
That I really think you know

You can unlimited refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So would I want that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your voice so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my is all like, "No, that ain't Paul
Now tell me, who's this

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who goes to school me
I sat behind him last
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I know a guy Paul
He to be my plumber
He was prematurely
And he moved to last summer

He also had bladder
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
way more than I needed to know!"

And then we were quiet
And things got real
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be five and eighty two cents"

So we inched in line
painfully slow
I got a little
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my was getting a headache
So we both just sat quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I you have somethin' in your teeth"

She turned from me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's a little bit there but don't worry
It's probably just a of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or you call it
Put my in my pocket
I can't there's no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And out the American Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
gotta be cash only
We don't credit cards here"

I back the card and said
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And that's when I out
My wife was only carryin' bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's your anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to some change"
Now the at the window
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move this along"
I said, "Now hold your horses lady
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I a nickel in an ashtray
And a couple and a dime in the space between the seats

Before long I had a pile
Of of every sort
The lady counts it up and
"You're still about a short"

And now my woman's got this look
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't really hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I pick up my
Pick up my
And I to the pickup window
Man, I just wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I spaced out there for a second
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And then we're finally away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm to death
By the we pull up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I just gotta a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she hands me the
And I up the burger

And then I the paper
I bite into those
And I just can't it
They the onions!