Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 3)

Seven in the evening
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the room and me

And she says, Is this the Music'
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's gettin'
cha wanna do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But first you tell me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you want to get delivered?"
like, "Why would I want to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I don't want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my phone started to ring
Now who be callin' me?
Well I checked my ID

It was just cousin callin'
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I no, she says yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she yes, oh, here's your keys"

I a little bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't feel like, all dressed up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King would make me
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
Open the garage
Then I open the car
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I it sideways
Then we fasten our belts
As we out the driveway

Then we to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
approaching the drive-thru
Getting to the drive-thru

Almost there at the
Now we're here at the thru
Here in at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, here we are in the line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, in back of us
All waiting to order

There's some idiot in a
his brights on behind me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, cha tryin to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two with onions and cheese"

my wife says
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm have a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I want a too"
She's like, "You onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I said that I do

Plus we need fries
And you dare forget it
And two medium beers
No, just one, we'll it"

I said, "I'm guessin' that
You're not too bright
So read me my order
Let's sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, curly fries and a large beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
I really think you should know

You can have refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except we're in the
So would I want that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this
And my wife is all like, "No, ain't Paul
Now tell me, who's Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who goes to with me
I sat him last year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I know a guy Paul
He to be my plumber
He was prematurely
And he to Pittsburgh last summer

He had bladder problems
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there
That's way more than I to know!"

And then we were quiet
And things got real
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be five and eighty two cents"

So we inched in line
painfully slow
I got a little
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my was getting a headache
So we just sat there quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you somethin' in your teeth"

She turned from me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a bit there but don't worry
It's probably just a of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or you call it
Put my in my pocket
I can't there's no wallet!

And the lady at the like
"Well well well, that'll be eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just rolls her eyes and
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches her purse
And busts out the American

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be only
We don't take credit here"

I took back the and said
"Gee, Well that sucks!"
And when I found out
My wife was only carryin' bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So your wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to some change"
Now the at the window
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta this line along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' horses
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And checked the mat my feet
I found a nickel in an
And a couple pennies and a in the space between the seats

long I had a little pile
Of coins of every
The counts it up and says
"You're still a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this look
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really hungry in the place"

And so I turned
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
Forget the sandwich then"

So I up my change
up my receipt
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a nametag that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just spaced out there for a
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And then we're drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
its intoxicating bouquet

I'm to death
By the we pull up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I just gotta a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she hands me the
And I pick up the

And then I unwrap the
I bite into buns
And I can't believe it
They the onions!