Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 3)

Seven in the evening
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the
When my wife comes in the and sees me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's late
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're let's eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But first you tell me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I don't
Do you to get something delivered?"
like, "Why would I want to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
like, "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell started to ring
Now who be callin' me?
Well I my caller ID

It was cousin Larry callin'
For the third today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I no, she says yes
I says no, she yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I feel like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And King would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I what we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front
Open the garage
I open the car doors
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
Then we our seat belts
As we pull out the

Then we drive to the
Heading off to the
We're the drive-thru
Getting close to the

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the thru
Here in at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, here we are in the drive-thru
Me and her
Cars in front of us, in back of us
All waiting to order

There's some idiot in a
his brights on behind me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' bunny
So I ain't this ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

my wife says
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my head in my hands and
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I want a too"
She's like, "You onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

Plus we need curly
And you dare forget it
And two medium root
No, one, we'll split it"

Then I said, "I'm that
You're not too bright
So read me my order
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, curly fries and a root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I ordered a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
I really think you should know

You can have refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except we're in the
So what would I that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my is all like, "No, that ain't Paul
Now tell me, this Paul?

She says, "Oh, just some guy
Who goes to school me
I sat behind him year
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I know a guy Paul
He used to be my
He was bald
And he to Pittsburgh last summer

He had bladder problems
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there
That's way than I needed to know!"

And then we both were
And things got real
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be five and eighty two cents"

So we inched in line
Movin' painfully
I got a little
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my wife was a headache
So we just sat there quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have somethin' in teeth"

She away from me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
still a little bit there but don't worry
It's just a piece of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or you call it
Put my hand in my
I can't believe no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well well, that'll be eighty-two"
I turn around to my and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just rolls her eyes and
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches into her
And busts out the American

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be only
We don't take credit here"

I back the card and said
"Gee, Well that sucks!"
And that's I found out
My was only carryin' three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So your wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
help me to find some change"
Now the at the window
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move this along"
I said, "Now hold stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I looked inside the glove box
And checked the mat my feet
I a nickel in an ashtray
And a couple pennies and a in the space between the seats

long I had a little pile
Of coins of sort
The counts it up and says
"You're still about a short"

And now my woman's got this look
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really hungry in the place"

And so I turned
To the again
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I pick up my
Pick up my
And I to the pickup window
Man, I just wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid about
a dorky nametag that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just spaced out for a second
I'm really kind of tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And then we're finally away
And the food is me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm starvin' to
By the time we pull up at the traffic
I say, "Baby, gimme that
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she hands me the
And I pick up the

And then I the paper
I bite into buns
And I just can't it
They the onions!