Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 2)

Seven in the evening
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the
When my wife in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I know, say, it's gettin' late
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I know, what about you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But first you tell me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you to get something delivered?"
like, "Why would I want to eat liver?
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I don't want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell phone to ring
Now who could be me?
I checked my caller ID

It was just cousin Larry
For the third today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why don't you up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I feel like, gettin all dressed up
And expensive food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I what we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the door
Open the door
I open the car doors
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I it sideways
Then we fasten our belts
As we pull out the

Then we drive to the
Heading off to the
We're approaching the
close to the drive-thru

Almost there at the
Now we're at the drive thru
in line at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, here we are in the line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, cars in of us
All just to order

There's some in a Volvo
his brights on behind me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers with and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I a cheeseburger too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

Plus we need curly
And don't you forget it
And two medium root
No, one, we'll split it"

Then I said, "I'm that
You're probably not too
So me back my order
Let's sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, curly fries and a root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
That I really think you should

You can unlimited refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So would I want that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that Paul
Now tell me, who's this

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who goes to with me
I sat him last year
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I know a guy named
He to be my plumber
He was bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh last

He also had bladder
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
That's way more than I to know!"

And we both were quiet
And things got intense
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be dollars and eighty two cents"

So we ahead in line
painfully slow
I got a bored
So I turned on the

Click, it off
my wife was getting a headache
So we both just sat there
For her

I looked at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you somethin' in your teeth"

She turned away me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a bit there but don't worry
It's probably just a of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or you call it
Put my hand in my
I can't there's no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well well, that'll be eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches her purse
And busts out the Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be only
We don't take credit here"

I back the card and said
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And when I found out
My wife was only carryin' three

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So where's your anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
help me to find some change"
Now the lady at the
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move this along"
I said, "Now hold stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I found a in an ashtray
And a pennies and a dime in the space between the seats

Before long I had a little
Of of every sort
The lady counts it up and
"You're still a dollar short"

And now my got this weird look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really in the first place"

And so I around
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the chicken then"

So I up my change
up my receipt
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I just can't to eat

And now we see acne ridden
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky nametag that
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just out there for a second
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And then we're finally drivin'
And the is drivin' me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm to death
By the time we pull up at the traffic
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I gotta have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she hands me the
And I up the burger

And I unwrap the paper
I into those buns
And I can't believe it
They the onions!