Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 2)

Seven o'clock in the
Watchin somethin' on TV
I'm out on the sofa
my wife comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this 'Behind the
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's gettin'
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're hungry eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But first you tell me
What it is hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I don't want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my phone started to ring
Now who could be me?
Well I checked my ID

It was just Larry callin'
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I says no, she yes
I says no, she yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't feel like, all dressed up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I know we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front
the garage door
Then I the car doors
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And then I it sideways
Then we fasten our belts
As we out the driveway

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
approaching the drive-thru
Getting to the drive-thru

there at the drive-thru
Now we're at the drive thru
in line at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
Cars in of us, cars in back of us
All just to order

some idiot in a Volvo
With his brights on me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I ain't this ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, hold on, I've my mind!
I think I'm have a chicken sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my hands and
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I want a too"
She's like, "You want on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I said that I do

Plus we need curly
And you dare forget it
And two medium beers
No, one, we'll split it"

Then I said, "I'm guessin'
probably not too bright
So read me my order
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, fries and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large root
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
That I really think you know

You can have unlimited
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So what would I that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't
Now tell me, who's this

She says, "Oh, just some guy
Who goes to school me
I sat behind him last
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I know a guy named
He to be my plumber
He was bald
And he to Pittsburgh last summer

He also had bladder
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
That's way than I needed to know!"

And then we were quiet
And got real intense
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be five dollars and two cents"

So we ahead in line
Movin' slow
I got a bored
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my was getting a headache
So we both just sat quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I you have somethin' in your teeth"

She turned from me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a bit there but don't worry
It's probably a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or whatever you it
Put my in my pocket
I can't believe no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How much you got on you?"

She rolls her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And busts out the Express

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be cash
We don't credit cards here"

I took back the card and
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And when I found out
My wife was only carryin' three

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So where's your anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
help me to find some change"
Now the at the window
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move line along"
I said, "Now hold your horses lady
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I found a in an ashtray
And a couple and a dime in the space between the seats

long I had a little pile
Of coins of every
The lady counts it up and
"You're still a dollar short"

And now my woman's got weird look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really in the first place"

And so I around
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
Forget the chicken then"

So I pick up my
up my receipt
And I to the pickup window
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this ridden
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky nametag says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I spaced out there for a second
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And we're finally drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
its intoxicating bouquet

I'm starvin' to
By the time we up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, that burger
I gotta have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she me the burger
And I up the burger

And I unwrap the paper
I bite into buns
And I can't believe it
forgot the onions!