Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 2)

Seven in the evening
Watchin somethin' on TV
I'm zoned out on the
When my wife in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, gettin' late
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' either but I eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I know, what about you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But first you gotta me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I want to eat
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just don't any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell started to ring
Now who be callin' me?
I checked my caller ID

It was just Larry callin'
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, here's keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't feel like, gettin all up
And expensive food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I what we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the door
the garage door
Then I the car doors
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
Then we fasten our belts
As we pull out the

Then we to the drive-thru
off to the drive-thru
We're approaching the
Getting to the drive-thru

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're at the drive thru
in line at the drive-thru
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the drive-thru
Me and her
in front of us, cars in back of us
All just to order

There's some in a Volvo
his brights on behind me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two with onions and cheese"

my wife says
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm have a chicken sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I want a too"
She's like, "You onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

Plus we curly fries
And you dare forget it
And two medium root
No, one, we'll split it"

I said, "I'm guessin' that
You're probably not too
So read me back my
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, curly fries and a root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres else
I really think you should know

You can have refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So what would I want for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't
Now tell me, who's this

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who to school with me
I sat him last year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I know a guy Paul
He used to be my
He was prematurely
And he moved to last summer

He also had problems
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
way more than I needed to know!"

And then we both quiet
And things got intense
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be five and eighty two cents"

So we inched ahead in
painfully slow
I got a bored
So I turned on the

Click, it off
my wife was getting a headache
So we just sat there quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I you have somethin' in your teeth"

She turned from me
And turned back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
still a little bit there but don't worry
It's probably a piece of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or you call it
Put my in my pocket
I can't there's no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She rolls her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And busts out the Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's be cash only
We don't credit cards here"

I back the card and said
"Gee, Well that sucks!"
And that's I found out
My was only carryin' three bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So where's wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to some change"
Now the at the window
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta this line along"
I said, "Now hold stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And checked the mat my feet
I found a in an ashtray
And a couple and a dime in the space between the seats

Before long I had a little
Of coins of sort
The counts it up and says
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this weird
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I even really hungry in the first place"

And so I turned
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I pick up my
up my receipt
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I just can't to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a nametag that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I spaced out there for a second
I'm kind of burnt tonight"

And then he hands me the
And we're finally drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
its intoxicating bouquet

I'm to death
By the time we pull up at the light
I say, "Baby, that burger
I gotta have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she me the burger
And I pick up the

And then I the paper
I bite into buns
And I can't believe it
They the onions!