Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 2)

Seven o'clock in the
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the
When my wife comes in the room and me

And she says, Is this 'Behind the
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's gettin'
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' but I could eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But first you tell me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I want to eat
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
like, "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell phone started to
Now who could be me?
Well I my caller ID

It was just cousin callin'
For the third today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I says no, she yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, here's keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't feel like, all dressed up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And King would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I what we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front
Open the garage
Then I open the car
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And I turn it sideways
Then we fasten our belts
As we pull out the

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're the drive-thru
close to the drive-thru

Almost there at the
Now we're at the drive thru
Here in at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
in front of us, cars in back of us
All just waiting to

There's some in a Volvo
his brights on behind me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My says, "Maybe we should park
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two with onions and cheese"

my wife says
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I want a too"
She's like, "You onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I said that I do

we need curly fries
And you dare forget it
And two medium root
No, just one, split it"

Then I said, "I'm that
probably not too bright
So read me my order
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you want a
Three, curly and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
That I really think you know

You can have refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except we're in the
So would I want that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't
Now tell me, who's Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who to school with me
I sat behind him last
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He used to be my
He was bald
And he moved to last summer

He also had problems
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
That's way more than I to know!"

And then we were quiet
And things got real
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be five and eighty two cents"

So we inched in line
painfully slow
I got a little
So I turned on the

Click, it off
my wife was getting a headache
So we just sat there quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have in your teeth"

She turned from me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's a little bit there but don't worry
probably just a piece of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or whatever you it
Put my in my pocket
I can't there's no wallet!

And the at the window's like
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I turn around to my and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches into her
And out the American Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be cash
We take credit cards here"

I back the card and said
"Gee, Well that sucks!"
And that's when I out
My was only carryin' three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's your anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just me to find some change"
Now the lady at the
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move line along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' lady
We be long"

So I looked around the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I found a in an ashtray
And a couple and a dime in the space between the seats

long I had a little pile
Of of every sort
The counts it up and says
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got weird look
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really hungry in the place"

And so I around
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I pick up my
Pick up my
And I drive to the window
Man, I just wait to eat

And now we see this ridden
Kid about
a dorky nametag that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just spaced out there for a
I'm really kind of tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And then we're finally away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm to death
By the time we pull up at the light
I say, "Baby, that burger
I just gotta a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she hands me the
And I up the burger

And then I unwrap the
I bite into buns
And I can't believe it
forgot the onions!