Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 2)

Seven in the evening
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the
When my comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this the Music'
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's gettin'
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' but I could eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're let's eat"
I said, "That's what gonna do!"

"But you gotta tell me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I don't
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I want to eat
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I don't want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell started to ring
Now who could be me?
I checked my caller ID

It was cousin Larry callin'
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why don't you up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, here's keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And King would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
the garage door
Then I open the car
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
we fasten our seat belts
As we out the driveway

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're approaching the
Getting close to the

there at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the drive
Here in at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, here we are in the drive-thru
Me and her
Cars in of us, cars in back of us
All waiting to order

There's idiot in a Volvo
With his on behind me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, cha tryin to do, blind me?"

My says, "Maybe we should park
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

my wife says
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a chicken
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my hands and
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a chicken
And I a cheeseburger too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I said that I do

we need curly fries
And you dare forget it
And two medium root
No, one, we'll split it"

I said, "I'm guessin' that
You're not too bright
So read me back my
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you want a
Three, curly fries and a root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I ordered a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
I really think you should know

You can have unlimited
For just a more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So what would I want for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't
Now tell me, who's this

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who goes to school me
I sat behind him year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He used to be my
He was bald
And he to Pittsburgh last summer

He also had bladder
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there
That's way more than I to know!"

And then we were quiet
And things got intense
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched in line
Movin' slow
I got a little
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my wife was getting a
So we just sat there quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I you have somethin' in your teeth"

She turned from me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a bit there but don't worry
probably just a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or you call it
Put my in my pocket
I can't there's no wallet!

And the lady at the like
"Well well well, that'll be eighty-two"
I turn around to my and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches her purse
And out the American Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's be cash only
We don't take cards here"

I took back the card and
"Gee, Well that sucks!"
And that's when I out
My wife was only carryin' three

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just me to find some change"
Now the lady at the
Is looking at me strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move line along"
I said, "Now your stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I looked inside the glove box
And checked the mat my feet
I found a nickel in an
And a couple and a dime in the space between the seats

long I had a little pile
Of coins of sort
The lady it up and says
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my got this weird look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really in the first place"

And so I around
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I up my change
up my receipt
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I just wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky nametag says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just spaced out for a second
I'm kind of burnt tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And we're finally drivin' away
And the food is me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm starvin' to
By the time we pull up at the light
I say, "Baby, gimme that
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she hands me the
And I up the burger

And then I unwrap the
I bite into those
And I just believe it
forgot the onions!