Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 2)

Seven in the evening
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the
When my wife in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this 'Behind the
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I know, say, it's gettin' late
cha wanna do for dinner?

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what gonna do!"

"But first you gotta me
What it is hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why I want to eat liver?
I even like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just don't any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell phone to ring
Now who be callin' me?
I checked my caller ID

It was just cousin callin'
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I says no, she yes
I no, she says yes, oh, here's your keys"

I a little bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't feel like, all dressed up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And King would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I what we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
Open the door
Then I the car doors
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And I turn it sideways
Then we our seat belts
As we out the driveway

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're approaching the
close to the drive-thru

Almost there at the
Now here at the drive thru
in line at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, cars in of us
All just waiting to

There's idiot in a Volvo
his brights on behind me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, cha tryin to do, blind me?"

My says, "Maybe we should park
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers with and cheese"

my wife says
"Baby, hold on, I've my mind!
I think I'm gonna a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I a cheeseburger too"
She's like, "You onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

we need curly fries
And don't you forget it
And two root beers
No, just one, split it"

I said, "I'm guessin' that
You're not too bright
So read me back my
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, curly fries and a root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I ordered a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
That I really think you know

You can have unlimited
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So what would I want for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this
And my is all like, "No, that ain't Paul
Now tell me, who's Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who goes to with me
I sat behind him year
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He to be my plumber
He was bald
And he to Pittsburgh last summer

He also had problems
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there
That's way than I needed to know!"

And then we were quiet
And got real intense
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be five dollars and two cents"

So we ahead in line
Movin' slow
I got a little
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my was getting a headache
So we both just sat quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have in your teeth"

She turned from me
And turned back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but don't
It's probably just a of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or you call it
Put my hand in my
I can't there's no wallet!

And the lady at the like
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And busts out the Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
gotta be cash only
We don't take credit here"

I took the card and said
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And that's when I out
My wife was only carryin' bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So where's your wallet

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to some change"
Now the at the window
Is looking at me strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move this along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' lady
We be long"

So I looked around inside the box
And checked the mat beneath my
I a nickel in an ashtray
And a couple and a dime in the space between the seats

Before long I had a pile
Of coins of every
The lady it up and says
"You're still about a short"

And now my woman's got this look
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really in the first place"

And so I turned
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the sandwich then"

So I pick up my
up my receipt
And I drive to the window
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see acne ridden
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

he looks at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just spaced out there for a
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And then he hands me the
And then finally drivin' away
And the food is me mad
its intoxicating bouquet

I'm to death
By the we pull up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, that burger
I just gotta a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she hands me the
And I pick up the

And then I unwrap the
I into those buns
And I can't believe it
They the onions!