Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 2)

Seven o'clock in the
Watchin somethin' on TV
I'm out on the sofa
my wife comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, gettin' late
cha wanna do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I know, what about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're let's eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But first you gotta me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I want to eat
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should what I said"
like, "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell phone started to
Now who be callin' me?
I checked my caller ID

It was just cousin Larry
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, here's keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't feel like, gettin all up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I what we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front
the garage door
Then I open the car
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
Then we fasten our seat
As we pull out the

Then we drive to the
off to the drive-thru
We're approaching the
Getting to the drive-thru

there at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the drive
Here in at the drive-thru
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the drive-thru
Me and her
in front of us, cars in back of us
All just to order

some idiot in a Volvo
With his brights on me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My says, "Maybe we should park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers with and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my head in my hands and
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I want a too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

Plus we need curly
And you dare forget it
And two medium root
No, just one, split it"

Then I said, "I'm that
probably not too bright
So read me back my
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, fries and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres else
That I think you should know

You can have refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So what would I want for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that Paul
Now tell me, who's Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who goes to school me
I sat behind him last
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I know a guy Paul
He used to be my
He was bald
And he to Pittsburgh last summer

He also had bladder
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
That's way than I needed to know!"

And we both were quiet
And things got real
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be five and eighty two cents"

So we inched in line
painfully slow
I got a bored
So I turned on the

Click, it off
my wife was getting a headache
So we just sat there quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you somethin' in your teeth"

She turned away me
And turned back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but worry
It's just a piece of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or whatever you it
Put my in my pocket
I can't believe no wallet!

And the lady at the like
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And busts out the Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be cash
We take credit cards here"

I took back the card and
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And that's when I out
My wife was carryin' three bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So where's your anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to find change"
Now the lady at the
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move this along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' lady
We be long"

So I looked around the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I found a in an ashtray
And a couple and a dime in the space between the seats

Before I had a little pile
Of coins of every
The lady it up and says
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this weird
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really in the first place"

And so I turned
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I pick up my
up my receipt
And I drive to the window
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid about
Wearin' a nametag that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

he looks at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just spaced out there for a
I'm really kind of tonight"

And then he hands me the
And we're finally drivin' away
And the food is me mad
With its bouquet

I'm starvin' to
By the we pull up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she hands me the
And I up the burger

And I unwrap the paper
I bite into those
And I just can't it
forgot the onions!