Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 2)

Seven in the evening
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the
When my wife comes in the and sees me

And she says, Is this 'Behind the
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I know, say, it's gettin' late
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're hungry eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But you gotta tell me
What it is hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I don't
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I want to eat
I even like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my phone started to ring
Now who be callin' me?
I checked my caller ID

It was just Larry callin'
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, your keys"

I a little bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't feel like, gettin all up
And expensive food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front
Open the garage
Then I open the car
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
we fasten our seat belts
As we pull out the

Then we to the drive-thru
off to the drive-thru
We're the drive-thru
Getting to the drive-thru

Almost there at the
Now here at the drive thru
Here in line at the
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the drive-thru
Me and her
Cars in of us, cars in back of us
All just to order

some idiot in a Volvo
With his on behind me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I ain't this ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two with onions and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, hold on, I've my mind!
I I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a chicken
And I want a too"
She's like, "You want on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

Plus we curly fries
And you dare forget it
And two root beers
No, just one, split it"

Then I said, "I'm that
probably not too bright
So me back my order
Let's sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, fries and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large root
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
That I really you should know

You can have unlimited
For just a more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So what I want that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that Paul
Now tell me, this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who goes to with me
I sat him last year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I know a guy named
He used to be my
He was prematurely
And he moved to Pittsburgh last

He also had bladder
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there
That's way than I needed to know!"

And then we were quiet
And things got intense
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched ahead in
painfully slow
I got a bored
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my wife was a headache
So we both just sat quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have somethin' in teeth"

She turned from me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
still a little bit there but don't worry
It's probably just a of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or whatever you it
Put my in my pocket
I can't believe no wallet!

And the at the window's like
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I turn around to my and say
"How have you got on you?"

She rolls her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And out the American Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
gotta be cash only
We don't take cards here"

I back the card and said
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And when I found out
My was only carryin' three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's your anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
help me to find some change"
Now the at the window
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move line along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' lady
We be long"

So I looked inside the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I found a in an ashtray
And a couple pennies and a dime in the between the seats

Before long I had a pile
Of coins of sort
The counts it up and says
"You're still about a short"

And now my got this weird look
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't really hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
Forget the chicken then"

So I up my change
Pick up my
And I drive to the window
Man, I just can't to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just spaced out for a second
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And then we're drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
its intoxicating bouquet

I'm to death
By the time we up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, that burger
I gotta have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she hands me the
And I up the burger

And I unwrap the paper
I into those buns
And I can't believe it
forgot the onions!