Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 2)

Seven o'clock in the
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
my wife comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this 'Behind the
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's late
cha wanna do for dinner?

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But you gotta tell me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why I want to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell phone to ring
Now who could be me?
Well I checked my ID

It was just cousin Larry
For the third today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I says no, she yes
I no, she says yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't like, gettin all dressed up
And expensive food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King would make me
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I what we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
Open the door
I open the car doors
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And I turn it sideways
Then we our seat belts
As we pull out the

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're the drive-thru
Getting to the drive-thru

Almost there at the
Now we're at the drive thru
Here in at the drive-thru
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, in back of us
All just waiting to

There's some idiot in a
his brights on behind me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, cha tryin to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' bunny
So I ain't this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm have a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I want a too"
She's like, "You onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

Plus we need curly
And don't you dare it
And two medium beers
No, just one, split it"

Then I said, "I'm that
You're not too bright
So me back my order
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you want a
Three, curly and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres else
I really think you should know

You can unlimited refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except we're in the
So what would I want for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this
And my is all like, "No, that ain't Paul
Now me, who's this Paul?

She says, "Oh, just some guy
Who goes to with me
I sat behind him last
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He to be my plumber
He was prematurely
And he moved to last summer

He had bladder problems
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
way more than I needed to know!"

And then we both quiet
And things got intense
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be dollars and eighty two cents"

So we ahead in line
Movin' painfully
I got a bored
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my wife was a headache
So we both sat there quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you somethin' in your teeth"

She turned away me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a bit there but don't worry
It's just a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or whatever you it
Put my hand in my
I believe there's no wallet!

And the lady at the like
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches her purse
And busts out the Express

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's be cash only
We don't take credit here"

I took back the card and
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And that's I found out
My wife was carryin' three bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So where's your wallet

And I said, "Nevermind
help me to find some change"
Now the at the window
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We move this line along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' lady
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I found a nickel in an
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the

Before I had a little pile
Of coins of every
The counts it up and says
"You're still a dollar short"

And now my woman's got weird look
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't even hungry in the first place"

And so I turned
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I pick up my
up my receipt
And I to the pickup window
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky nametag says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I spaced out there for a second
I'm kind of burnt tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And we're finally drivin' away
And the food is me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm to death
By the time we up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I gotta have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she me the burger
And I pick up the

And then I the paper
I bite into those
And I just believe it
forgot the onions!