Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 2)

Seven o'clock in the
Watchin somethin' on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my wife in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this the Music'
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I know, say, it's gettin' late
cha wanna do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But you gotta tell me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why I want to eat liver?
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I don't want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell started to ring
Now who could be me?
Well I checked my ID

It was just Larry callin'
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I no, she says yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, here's keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I feel like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King would me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
Open the garage
Then I the car doors
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
Then we our seat belts
As we out the driveway

Then we drive to the
Heading off to the
We're approaching the
Getting to the drive-thru

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the thru
in line at the drive-thru
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the drive-thru
Me and her
Cars in front of us, cars in of us
All waiting to order

There's some idiot in a
With his brights on me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' bunny
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers onions and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, hold on, I've my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a chicken
And I want a too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I said that I do

Plus we need curly
And don't you dare it
And two medium beers
No, just one, we'll it"

I said, "I'm guessin' that
You're probably not too
So read me back my
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, curly fries and a large beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I ordered a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
That I really you should know

You can have unlimited
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So what would I want for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, ain't Paul
Now tell me, this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who goes to with me
I sat him last year
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He used to be my
He was bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh summer

He also had problems
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there
That's way more I needed to know!"

And we both were quiet
And things got intense
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be five and eighty two cents"

So we inched ahead in
Movin' painfully
I got a little
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my was getting a headache
So we just sat there quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you somethin' in your teeth"

She turned from me
And turned back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a bit there but don't worry
probably just a piece of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or whatever you it
Put my hand in my
I believe there's no wallet!

And the at the window's like
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches into her
And busts out the American

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
gotta be cash only
We don't credit cards here"

I took the card and said
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And that's I found out
My wife was only carryin' bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just me to find some change"
Now the lady at the
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move this along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' horses
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I a nickel in an ashtray
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the

Before I had a little pile
Of of every sort
The lady counts it up and
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got weird look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I even really hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the again
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I up my change
Pick up my
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just spaced out for a second
I'm really kind of tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And then we're finally away
And the food is me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm to death
By the time we up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, that burger
I gotta have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she hands me the
And I up the burger

And then I the paper
I into those buns
And I just believe it
forgot the onions!