Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 2)

Seven in the evening
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the room and me

And she says, Is this 'Behind the
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's gettin'
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' but I could eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're let's eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But first you tell me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I to eat liver?
I even like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just don't any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell phone started to
Now who be callin' me?
Well I my caller ID

It was just Larry callin'
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I no, she says yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she yes, oh, here's your keys"

I a little bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't feel like, all dressed up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I what we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the door
the garage door
Then I open the car
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
Then we fasten our seat
As we pull out the

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're the drive-thru
close to the drive-thru

Almost there at the
Now we're at the drive thru
in line at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, here we are in the line
Me and her
Cars in of us, cars in back of us
All waiting to order

There's some idiot in a
his brights on behind me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers with and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, hold on, I've my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a chicken
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a chicken
And I want a too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I said that I do

we need curly fries
And you dare forget it
And two medium beers
No, one, we'll split it"

Then I said, "I'm guessin'
probably not too bright
So read me back my
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, curly fries and a large beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
I really think you should know

You can have unlimited
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So would I want that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that Paul
Now tell me, who's this

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who goes to school me
I sat behind him year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I know a guy Paul
He used to be my
He was prematurely
And he moved to Pittsburgh summer

He also had problems
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
way more than I needed to know!"

And then we both were
And things got real
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be five dollars and two cents"

So we inched ahead in
painfully slow
I got a little
So I on the radio

Click, it off
my wife was getting a headache
So we just sat there quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you somethin' in your teeth"

She away from me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but don't
It's probably just a of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or you call it
Put my in my pocket
I can't there's no wallet!

And the at the window's like
"Well well well, that'll be eighty-two"
I turn around to my and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches her purse
And out the American Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be cash
We don't take credit here"

I took back the card and
"Gee, Well that sucks!"
And that's I found out
My wife was only carryin' three

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So where's your wallet

And I said, "Nevermind
Just me to find some change"
Now the lady at the
Is looking at me strange

And she says, "Mister,
We move this line along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' horses
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And checked the mat my feet
I found a in an ashtray
And a couple pennies and a dime in the between the seats

Before long I had a little
Of of every sort
The counts it up and says
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my got this weird look
on her face
She screams, "You
I even really hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the sandwich then"

So I pick up my
up my receipt
And I to the pickup window
Man, I just can't to eat

And now we see this ridden
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just spaced out for a second
I'm really kind of tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And then we're drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm starvin' to
By the time we up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, that burger
I gotta have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she hands me the
And I pick up the

And I unwrap the paper
I bite into those
And I just believe it
forgot the onions!