Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 11 of 12)

Seven o'clock in the
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the
When my wife in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this the Music'
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, gettin' late
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' either but I eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I know, what about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But first you gotta me
What it is hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my phone started to ring
Now who be callin' me?
Well I checked my ID

It was just cousin callin'
For the third today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And King would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the door
Open the garage
Then I open the car
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
Then we fasten our seat
As we pull out the

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're the drive-thru
Getting close to the

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're at the drive thru
Here in line at the
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, in back of us
All waiting to order

There's idiot in a Volvo
With his on behind me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, cha tryin to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
like two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

Then my wife
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna a chicken sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I a cheeseburger too"
She's like, "You onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

Plus we need curly
And don't you forget it
And two medium beers
No, just one, we'll it"

Then I said, "I'm that
probably not too bright
So me back my order
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, curly fries and a large beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres else
That I really you should know

You can have refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except we're in the
So what I want that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this
And my wife is all like, "No, ain't Paul
Now me, who's this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who goes to school me
I sat behind him last
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I know a guy Paul
He used to be my
He was bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh summer

He also had bladder
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
way more than I needed to know!"

And then we were quiet
And things got real
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched ahead in
Movin' slow
I got a little
So I turned on the

Click, it off
my wife was getting a headache
So we both just sat quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I you have somethin' in your teeth"

She turned away me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit but don't worry
It's probably just a of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or whatever you it
Put my in my pocket
I can't there's no wallet!

And the at the window's like
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I turn around to my and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And busts out the Express

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be only
We don't take cards here"

I took the card and said
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And that's when I out
My wife was only carryin' three

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to find change"
Now the at the window
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move line along"
I said, "Now hold your horses lady
We be long"

So I looked around inside the box
And checked the mat my feet
I found a in an ashtray
And a couple pennies and a dime in the between the seats

Before long I had a pile
Of of every sort
The counts it up and says
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got weird look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really hungry in the place"

And so I turned
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
Forget the chicken then"

So I up my change
Pick up my
And I to the pickup window
Man, I just wait to eat

And now we see acne ridden
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just spaced out there for a
I'm kind of burnt tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And then finally drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm to death
By the time we pull up at the traffic
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she me the burger
And I up the burger

And then I unwrap the
I bite into those
And I just believe it
forgot the onions!