Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 11 of 12)

Seven o'clock in the
Watchin somethin' on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's gettin'
cha wanna do for dinner?

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I know, what about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're hungry eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But you gotta tell me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I don't
Do you want to get delivered?"
like, "Why would I want to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just don't any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my phone started to ring
Now who could be me?
I checked my caller ID

It was just cousin callin'
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I says no, she yes
I no, she says yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I feel like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the door
Open the garage
Then I open the car
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And I turn it sideways
Then we fasten our belts
As we pull out the

Then we drive to the
off to the drive-thru
We're the drive-thru
close to the drive-thru

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're at the drive thru
Here in at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, here we are in the line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, in back of us
All just waiting to

some idiot in a Volvo
With his on behind me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers with and cheese"

my wife says
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I think I'm have a chicken sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I want a too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

Plus we need curly
And don't you dare it
And two medium root
No, just one, split it"

I said, "I'm guessin' that
You're probably not too
So read me back my
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, curly and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large beer
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
That I really you should know

You can have refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So what would I want for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that Paul
Now tell me, who's this

She says, "Oh, just some guy
Who goes to with me
I sat him last year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I know a guy named
He to be my plumber
He was bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh summer

He had bladder problems
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there
That's way more I needed to know!"

And then we both were
And things got intense
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be dollars and eighty two cents"

So we ahead in line
Movin' slow
I got a bored
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my wife was a headache
So we both sat there quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have in your teeth"

She turned away me
And turned back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but worry
probably just a piece of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or you call it
Put my hand in my
I can't there's no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And busts out the American

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be cash
We don't take credit here"

I took back the card and
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And that's when I out
My wife was only carryin' three

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So your wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to find change"
Now the at the window
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move line along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' horses
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I found a nickel in an
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the

Before long I had a little
Of coins of every
The lady it up and says
"You're still a dollar short"

And now my got this weird look
on her face
She screams, "You
I even really hungry in the first place"

And so I turned
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
Forget the sandwich then"

So I pick up my
up my receipt
And I drive to the window
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this ridden
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I spaced out there for a second
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And then we're drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
its intoxicating bouquet

I'm to death
By the we pull up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, gimme that
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she me the burger
And I up the burger

And then I unwrap the
I into those buns
And I can't believe it
forgot the onions!