Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 11 of 12)

Seven o'clock in the
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I know, say, it's gettin' late
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I know, what about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But first you tell me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I to eat liver?
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just don't any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my phone started to ring
Now who be callin' me?
Well I my caller ID

It was just Larry callin'
For the third today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I no, she says yes
I no, she says yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I feel like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And King would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I what we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the door
the garage door
Then I open the car
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
Then we our seat belts
As we pull out the

Then we drive to the
Heading off to the
approaching the drive-thru
Getting to the drive-thru

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the thru
Here in line at the
Did I mention the

Well, here we are in the line
Me and her
Cars in of us, cars in back of us
All waiting to order

There's some in a Volvo
With his on behind me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I ain't this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I want a too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

Plus we curly fries
And don't you forget it
And two root beers
No, just one, split it"

Then I said, "I'm guessin'
You're not too bright
So read me my order
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, curly and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
That I really think you should

You can unlimited refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, except we're in the
So what I want that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't
Now me, who's this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who goes to with me
I sat him last year
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He used to be my
He was bald
And he moved to last summer

He also had bladder
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
That's way more than I to know!"

And we both were quiet
And things got intense
And she says, "Next window please,
be five dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched in line
Movin' slow
I got a bored
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my was getting a headache
So we both just sat there
For her

Then I at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you somethin' in your teeth"

She away from me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but don't
It's just a piece of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or you call it
Put my in my pocket
I can't there's no wallet!

And the lady at the like
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And busts out the Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be only
We take credit cards here"

I back the card and said
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And that's when I out
My wife was only carryin' bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's your anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to some change"
Now the at the window
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta this line along"
I said, "Now your stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I looked inside the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I found a in an ashtray
And a pennies and a dime in the space between the seats

Before long I had a pile
Of of every sort
The lady it up and says
"You're still a dollar short"

And now my got this weird look
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't even hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
Forget the sandwich then"

So I pick up my
up my receipt
And I drive to the window
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this ridden
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just out there for a second
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And then we're finally away
And the is drivin' me mad
its intoxicating bouquet

I'm starvin' to
By the time we pull up at the light
I say, "Baby, that burger
I gotta have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she hands me the
And I pick up the

And then I unwrap the
I into those buns
And I just can't it
forgot the onions!