Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 11 of 12)

Seven o'clock in the
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the and sees me

And she says, Is this the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I know, say, it's gettin' late
cha wanna do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' either but I eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're hungry eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But you gotta tell me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just don't any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell phone started to
Now who be callin' me?
Well I my caller ID

It was just Larry callin'
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I says no, she yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, your keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't feel like, all dressed up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King would me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
Open the garage
I open the car doors
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And then I it sideways
we fasten our seat belts
As we out the driveway

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
approaching the drive-thru
Getting to the drive-thru

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're at the drive thru
Here in line at the
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, in back of us
All just waiting to

There's some idiot in a
With his brights on me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, cha tryin to do, blind me?"

My says, "Maybe we should park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I ain't this ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I a cheeseburger too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I said that I do

Plus we curly fries
And you dare forget it
And two medium root
No, one, we'll split it"

Then I said, "I'm that
You're not too bright
So read me back my
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, curly fries and a large beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large root
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
I really think you should know

You can have refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So what would I that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my is all like, "No, that ain't Paul
Now tell me, this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who to school with me
I sat him last year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He to be my plumber
He was bald
And he to Pittsburgh last summer

He had bladder problems
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
way more than I needed to know!"

And then we both quiet
And things got intense
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be five dollars and two cents"

So we inched in line
painfully slow
I got a little
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my was getting a headache
So we both just sat there
For her

Then I at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you somethin' in your teeth"

She away from me
And turned back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's a little bit there but don't worry
It's probably just a of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or whatever you it
Put my in my pocket
I can't believe no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well well, that'll be eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her eyes and
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And busts out the American

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be only
We don't credit cards here"

I took back the card and
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And that's I found out
My wife was only three bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So your wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to some change"
Now the lady at the
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move line along"
I said, "Now your stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I looked around inside the box
And checked the mat beneath my
I found a in an ashtray
And a pennies and a dime in the space between the seats

long I had a little pile
Of of every sort
The counts it up and says
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got weird look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't even hungry in the first place"

And so I turned
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
Forget the sandwich then"

So I up my change
Pick up my
And I drive to the window
Man, I just can't to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just out there for a second
I'm kind of burnt tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And then we're finally away
And the is drivin' me mad
its intoxicating bouquet

I'm to death
By the time we pull up at the traffic
I say, "Baby, that burger
I gotta have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she me the burger
And I pick up the

And then I unwrap the
I into those buns
And I just believe it
They the onions!