Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 11 of 12)

Seven in the evening
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the
When my comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this the Music'
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's gettin'
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' either but I eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But first you tell me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why I want to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just don't any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my phone started to ring
Now who be callin' me?
Well I checked my ID

It was just Larry callin'
For the third today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I no, she says yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I feel like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
Open the door
I open the car doors
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I it sideways
Then we our seat belts
As we out the driveway

Then we drive to the
off to the drive-thru
We're approaching the
Getting to the drive-thru

there at the drive-thru
Now here at the drive thru
Here in line at the
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the line
Me and her
in front of us, cars in back of us
All just to order

There's idiot in a Volvo
With his on behind me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I ain't this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

Then my wife
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I want a too"
She's like, "You onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

Plus we curly fries
And you dare forget it
And two root beers
No, just one, we'll it"

Then I said, "I'm that
You're not too bright
So read me back my
Let's sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, curly fries and a large beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
That I really think you know

You can unlimited refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So what would I that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that Paul
Now tell me, who's this

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who to school with me
I sat him last year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I know a guy named
He to be my plumber
He was prematurely
And he moved to Pittsburgh last

He also had bladder
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
way more than I needed to know!"

And then we were quiet
And things got real
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be five and eighty two cents"

So we ahead in line
Movin' slow
I got a little
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my wife was a headache
So we both just sat quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have in your teeth"

She turned from me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's a little bit there but don't worry
It's probably a piece of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or whatever you it
Put my hand in my
I can't there's no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well well, that'll be eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches her purse
And busts out the Express

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be cash
We don't credit cards here"

I took back the and said
"Gee, Well that sucks!"
And that's I found out
My wife was only carryin' bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So where's your wallet

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to some change"
Now the lady at the
Is looking at me strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta this line along"
I said, "Now hold your horses lady
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And the mat beneath my feet
I found a in an ashtray
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the

Before long I had a pile
Of of every sort
The counts it up and says
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this weird
on her face
She screams, "You
I even really hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the chicken then"

So I pick up my
Pick up my
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see acne ridden
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky nametag that
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I spaced out there for a second
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And then he hands me the
And then we're finally drivin'
And the is drivin' me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm to death
By the we pull up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I gotta have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she hands me the
And I up the burger

And then I unwrap the
I bite into buns
And I can't believe it
They the onions!