Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 11 of 12)

Seven in the evening
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my wife in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I know, say, it's gettin' late
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what gonna do!"

"But you gotta tell me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I don't
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I want to eat
I even like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just don't any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell started to ring
Now who could be me?
Well I checked my ID

It was just cousin Larry
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I no, she says yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, your keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And King would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I know we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
the garage door
Then I open the car
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And I turn it sideways
we fasten our seat belts
As we pull out the

Then we to the drive-thru
off to the drive-thru
We're approaching the
Getting to the drive-thru

there at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the drive
in line at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, here we are in the line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, cars in of us
All just waiting to

some idiot in a Volvo
With his on behind me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' bunny
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two with onions and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, hold on, I've my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a chicken
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a chicken
And I a cheeseburger too"
She's like, "You want on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

Plus we curly fries
And you dare forget it
And two root beers
No, just one, split it"

Then I said, "I'm guessin'
probably not too bright
So read me my order
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, fries and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
That I really think you know

You can unlimited refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So what I want that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, ain't Paul
Now tell me, who's this

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who to school with me
I sat him last year
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I know a guy Paul
He to be my plumber
He was bald
And he to Pittsburgh last summer

He also had problems
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
That's way than I needed to know!"

And then we both quiet
And things got intense
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched ahead in
painfully slow
I got a bored
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my wife was a headache
So we just sat there quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have somethin' in teeth"

She away from me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
still a little bit there but don't worry
It's probably just a of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or you call it
Put my hand in my
I believe there's no wallet!

And the at the window's like
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her eyes and
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And busts out the Express

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's be cash only
We don't credit cards here"

I took the card and said
"Gee, Well that sucks!"
And that's when I out
My was only carryin' three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's your wallet

And I said, "Nevermind
help me to find some change"
Now the at the window
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We move this line along"
I said, "Now your stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I looked around the glove box
And the mat beneath my feet
I found a nickel in an
And a couple pennies and a in the space between the seats

Before I had a little pile
Of coins of sort
The lady counts it up and
"You're still about a short"

And now my woman's got weird look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't really hungry in the first place"

And so I turned
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
Forget the chicken then"

So I pick up my
up my receipt
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky nametag that
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I spaced out there for a second
I'm really kind of tonight"

And then he hands me the
And then we're finally away
And the food is me mad
With its bouquet

I'm starvin' to
By the we pull up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, that burger
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she hands me the
And I pick up the

And then I unwrap the
I bite into buns
And I just can't it
They the onions!