Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 11 of 12)

Seven in the evening
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the
When my wife comes in the room and me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's gettin'
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're hungry eat"
I said, "That's what gonna do!"

"But first you tell me
What it is hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I to eat liver?
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should what I said"
like, "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell started to ring
Now who be callin' me?
Well I my caller ID

It was just cousin callin'
For the third today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, here's keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King would make me
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the door
the garage door
Then I the car doors
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And I turn it sideways
we fasten our seat belts
As we pull out the

Then we drive to the
off to the drive-thru
We're the drive-thru
Getting to the drive-thru

Almost there at the
Now here at the drive thru
Here in line at the
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the line
Me and her
in front of us, cars in back of us
All waiting to order

some idiot in a Volvo
With his on behind me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I ain't this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers with and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I think I'm have a chicken sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I a cheeseburger too"
She's like, "You onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

we need curly fries
And you dare forget it
And two medium beers
No, just one, split it"

Then I said, "I'm that
You're not too bright
So read me back my
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, curly fries and a root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large root
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
That I really think you know

You can have unlimited
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except we're in the
So what I want that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that Paul
Now me, who's this Paul?

She says, "Oh, just some guy
Who goes to school me
I sat behind him last
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I know a guy Paul
He to be my plumber
He was bald
And he moved to last summer

He also had problems
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there
That's way than I needed to know!"

And we both were quiet
And got real intense
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be five dollars and two cents"

So we ahead in line
Movin' painfully
I got a bored
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my wife was getting a
So we both just sat quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have somethin' in teeth"

She away from me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit but don't worry
It's probably a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or whatever you it
Put my hand in my
I can't believe no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her eyes and
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And busts out the American

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be only
We don't credit cards here"

I took back the card and
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And that's when I out
My wife was carryin' three bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So where's your wallet

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to find change"
Now the at the window
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move this along"
I said, "Now your stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I looked inside the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I found a nickel in an
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space the seats

long I had a little pile
Of of every sort
The counts it up and says
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my got this weird look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I even really hungry in the first place"

And so I turned
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I pick up my
Pick up my
And I to the pickup window
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid sixteen
a dorky nametag that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

he looks at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just spaced out for a second
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And then finally drivin' away
And the food is me mad
its intoxicating bouquet

I'm starvin' to
By the time we pull up at the traffic
I say, "Baby, that burger
I gotta have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she me the burger
And I up the burger

And then I the paper
I bite into those
And I just can't it
forgot the onions!