Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 11 of 12)

Seven o'clock in the
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's late
cha wanna do for dinner?

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what gonna do!"

"But first you gotta me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why I want to eat liver?
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know I said"
like, "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell started to ring
Now who could be me?
I checked my caller ID

It was just cousin callin'
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I no, she says yes, I says no, she says yes
I no, she says yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King would me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I what we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
Open the garage
Then I open the car
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
we fasten our seat belts
As we out the driveway

Then we drive to the
Heading off to the
We're the drive-thru
Getting to the drive-thru

Almost there at the
Now we're at the drive thru
in line at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
Cars in of us, cars in back of us
All just waiting to

some idiot in a Volvo
With his on behind me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' bunny
So I ain't this ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two with onions and cheese"

my wife says
"Baby, hold on, I've my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a chicken
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my hands and
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I want a too"
She's like, "You onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

Plus we need curly
And you dare forget it
And two root beers
No, just one, split it"

Then I said, "I'm guessin'
You're not too bright
So read me my order
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you want a
Three, curly fries and a large beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I ordered a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres else
I really think you should know

You can unlimited refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except we're in the
So what would I that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my is all like, "No, that ain't Paul
Now tell me, who's Paul?

She says, "Oh, just some guy
Who goes to school me
I sat behind him year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He to be my plumber
He was prematurely
And he moved to Pittsburgh summer

He also had bladder
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
That's way than I needed to know!"

And then we both quiet
And got real intense
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be five dollars and two cents"

So we inched ahead in
Movin' slow
I got a little
So I turned on the

Click, it off
my wife was getting a headache
So we both sat there quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you somethin' in your teeth"

She turned from me
And turned back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
still a little bit there but don't worry
It's just a piece of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or whatever you it
Put my hand in my
I believe there's no wallet!

And the at the window's like
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I turn around to my and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches into her
And busts out the American

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be cash
We don't take credit here"

I took back the card and
"Gee, Well that sucks!"
And that's I found out
My wife was only carryin' three

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's your anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
help me to find some change"
Now the lady at the
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move line along"
I said, "Now your stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I looked around inside the box
And checked the mat beneath my
I found a in an ashtray
And a couple pennies and a in the space between the seats

Before long I had a pile
Of of every sort
The lady counts it up and
"You're still a dollar short"

And now my got this weird look
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't really hungry in the first place"

And so I turned
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the chicken then"

So I pick up my
Pick up my
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I just wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky nametag says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

he looks at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just spaced out for a second
I'm really kind of tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And then we're drivin' away
And the food is me mad
its intoxicating bouquet

I'm starvin' to
By the time we up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she hands me the
And I pick up the

And I unwrap the paper
I bite into buns
And I can't believe it
They the onions!