Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 11 of 12)

Seven o'clock in the
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the and sees me

And she says, Is this 'Behind the
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, gettin' late
cha wanna do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' either but I eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I know, what about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But first you tell me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you want to get delivered?"
like, "Why would I want to eat liver?
I even like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell phone started to
Now who could be me?
I checked my caller ID

It was just cousin callin'
For the third today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I no, she says yes
I says no, she yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I feel like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And King would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I know we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front
Open the door
Then I the car doors
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And then I it sideways
we fasten our seat belts
As we out the driveway

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're the drive-thru
Getting to the drive-thru

Almost there at the
Now we're here at the drive
Here in line at the
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the drive-thru
Me and her
Cars in of us, cars in back of us
All waiting to order

There's some in a Volvo
With his on behind me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My says, "Maybe we should park
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' bunny
So I ain't this ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
like two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

Then my wife
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my head in my hands and
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I want a too"
She's like, "You want on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

Plus we need fries
And don't you dare it
And two root beers
No, just one, split it"

Then I said, "I'm that
You're probably not too
So me back my order
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you want a
Three, curly fries and a root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
That I really think you know

You can have refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So what I want that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this
And my wife is all like, "No, that Paul
Now tell me, this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who to school with me
I sat behind him last
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He to be my plumber
He was prematurely
And he moved to last summer

He also had bladder
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
way more than I needed to know!"

And we both were quiet
And got real intense
And she says, "Next window please,
be five dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched in line
Movin' slow
I got a bored
So I on the radio

Click, it off
my wife was getting a headache
So we both just sat there
For her

Then I at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I you have somethin' in your teeth"

She away from me
And turned back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but worry
It's probably a piece of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or whatever you it
Put my in my pocket
I can't believe no wallet!

And the lady at the like
"Well well well, that'll be eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her eyes and
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches into her
And busts out the Express

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be only
We don't credit cards here"

I took back the and said
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And when I found out
My wife was carryin' three bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's your anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to find change"
Now the at the window
Is looking at me strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta this line along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' horses
We be long"

So I looked around inside the box
And the mat beneath my feet
I found a in an ashtray
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space the seats

Before I had a little pile
Of of every sort
The counts it up and says
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my got this weird look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't even hungry in the first place"

And so I turned
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the chicken then"

So I up my change
Pick up my
And I to the pickup window
Man, I just wait to eat

And now we see this ridden
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky nametag says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

he looks at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I spaced out there for a second
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And then he hands me the
And then we're drivin' away
And the food is me mad
With its bouquet

I'm to death
By the we pull up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, that burger
I just gotta a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she hands me the
And I up the burger

And I unwrap the paper
I into those buns
And I just believe it
They the onions!