Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 11 of 12)

Seven in the evening
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the and sees me

And she says, Is this 'Behind the
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, gettin' late
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' but I could eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, what you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But first you tell me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I to eat liver?
I even like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I don't want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell phone to ring
Now who be callin' me?
I checked my caller ID

It was just cousin Larry
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why don't you up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she yes, I says no, she says yes
I no, she says yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I feel like, gettin all dressed up
And expensive food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King would make me
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I what we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the door
Open the garage
Then I open the car
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
Then we our seat belts
As we pull out the

Then we to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
approaching the drive-thru
Getting close to the

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're at the drive thru
in line at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, here we are in the drive-thru
Me and her
Cars in front of us, in back of us
All just waiting to

There's some in a Volvo
With his brights on me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, cha tryin to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I ain't this ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
like two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

Then my wife
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I a cheeseburger too"
She's like, "You onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

we need curly fries
And don't you forget it
And two root beers
No, just one, we'll it"

Then I said, "I'm that
probably not too bright
So me back my order
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you want a
Three, fries and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
That I really think you know

You can have unlimited
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, except we're in the
So what would I want for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this
And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't
Now tell me, who's this

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who to school with me
I sat behind him last
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I know a guy named
He to be my plumber
He was bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh last

He also had problems
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
That's way than I needed to know!"

And we both were quiet
And things got real
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be five dollars and two cents"

So we ahead in line
Movin' painfully
I got a bored
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my was getting a headache
So we both just sat there
For her

I looked at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have somethin' in teeth"

She away from me
And turned back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but don't
It's probably just a of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or whatever you it
Put my in my pocket
I can't there's no wallet!

And the lady at the like
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her eyes and
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches into her
And out the American Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
gotta be cash only
We don't credit cards here"

I back the card and said
"Gee, Well that sucks!"
And that's I found out
My wife was only three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So where's your anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just me to find some change"
Now the at the window
Is looking at me strange

And she says, "Mister,
We move this line along"
I said, "Now your stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I a nickel in an ashtray
And a pennies and a dime in the space between the seats

Before long I had a little
Of coins of every
The counts it up and says
"You're still about a short"

And now my woman's got weird look
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really hungry in the place"

And so I turned
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the sandwich then"

So I up my change
Pick up my
And I to the pickup window
Man, I just can't to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

he looks at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I spaced out there for a second
I'm kind of burnt tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And we're finally drivin' away
And the food is me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm to death
By the time we pull up at the light
I say, "Baby, gimme that
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she hands me the
And I up the burger

And I unwrap the paper
I bite those buns
And I just believe it
forgot the onions!