Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 11 of 12)

Seven o'clock in the
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the room and me

And she says, Is this the Music'
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, gettin' late
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' either but I eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I know, what about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're let's eat"
I said, "That's what gonna do!"

"But first you tell me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I don't
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why I want to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know I said"
like, "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell started to ring
Now who be callin' me?
Well I checked my ID

It was just cousin callin'
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, your keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King would make me
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the door
the garage door
Then I the car doors
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I it sideways
we fasten our seat belts
As we out the driveway

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
approaching the drive-thru
Getting to the drive-thru

Almost there at the
Now we're at the drive thru
Here in line at the
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, cars in of us
All waiting to order

There's some in a Volvo
With his brights on me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, cha tryin to do, blind me?"

My says, "Maybe we should park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I ain't this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two with onions and cheese"

my wife says
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I want a too"
She's like, "You want on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

Plus we need curly
And don't you dare it
And two root beers
No, one, we'll split it"

Then I said, "I'm that
You're probably not too
So me back my order
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you want a
Three, curly fries and a large beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I ordered a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
That I really you should know

You can have unlimited
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So what would I want for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this
And my wife is all like, "No, that Paul
Now tell me, this Paul?

She says, "Oh, just some guy
Who goes to school me
I sat him last year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I know a guy named
He used to be my
He was bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh last

He also had problems
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
That's way more I needed to know!"

And then we were quiet
And things got real
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be five and eighty two cents"

So we inched in line
painfully slow
I got a bored
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my was getting a headache
So we both just sat quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I you have somethin' in your teeth"

She away from me
And turned back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but don't
It's probably just a of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or you call it
Put my in my pocket
I can't believe no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I turn around to my and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just rolls her eyes and
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches her purse
And busts out the Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's be cash only
We don't take cards here"

I took the card and said
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And that's when I out
My was only carryin' three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So your wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to some change"
Now the lady at the
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move this along"
I said, "Now your stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I looked around inside the box
And the mat beneath my feet
I found a nickel in an
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space the seats

Before long I had a little
Of coins of every
The lady counts it up and
"You're still about a short"

And now my got this weird look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really hungry in the place"

And so I around
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the sandwich then"

So I up my change
Pick up my
And I drive to the window
Man, I just wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky nametag that
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just out there for a second
I'm kind of burnt tonight"

And then he hands me the
And then we're finally drivin'
And the food is me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm to death
By the time we up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she me the burger
And I pick up the

And then I unwrap the
I bite those buns
And I just can't it
forgot the onions!