Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 11 of 12)

Seven o'clock in the
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the room and me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, gettin' late
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' either but I eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I know, what about you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But first you gotta me
What it is hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why I want to eat liver?
I even like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should what I said"
like, "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell phone started to
Now who be callin' me?
Well I my caller ID

It was just cousin Larry
For the third today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I no, she says yes
I no, she says yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't feel like, gettin all up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King would me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the door
the garage door
Then I the car doors
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I it sideways
Then we fasten our belts
As we out the driveway

Then we drive to the
off to the drive-thru
We're approaching the
close to the drive-thru

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're at the drive thru
Here in line at the
Did I mention the

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, in back of us
All just waiting to

some idiot in a Volvo
With his brights on me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, cha tryin to do, blind me?"

My says, "Maybe we should park
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I ain't this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers with and cheese"

my wife says
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna a chicken sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a chicken
And I a cheeseburger too"
She's like, "You want on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

we need curly fries
And you dare forget it
And two root beers
No, one, we'll split it"

Then I said, "I'm that
You're probably not too
So me back my order
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, curly fries and a large beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
That I really think you should

You can unlimited refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So would I want that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't
Now tell me, who's this

She says, "Oh, just some guy
Who goes to school me
I sat him last year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He to be my plumber
He was bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh last

He also had bladder
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
That's way more than I to know!"

And then we both quiet
And things got real
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be dollars and eighty two cents"

So we ahead in line
Movin' painfully
I got a bored
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my wife was getting a
So we just sat there quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you somethin' in your teeth"

She turned from me
And turned back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a bit there but don't worry
It's probably a piece of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or you call it
Put my in my pocket
I can't there's no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And busts out the American

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be cash
We don't take cards here"

I back the card and said
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And when I found out
My wife was only three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just me to find some change"
Now the lady at the
Is looking at me strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move this along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' horses
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I found a nickel in an
And a couple and a dime in the space between the seats

Before long I had a little
Of of every sort
The lady counts it up and
"You're still about a short"

And now my got this weird look
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't even hungry in the first place"

And so I turned
To the again
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I pick up my
Pick up my
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I just wait to eat

And now we see acne ridden
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I spaced out there for a second
I'm kind of burnt tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And then finally drivin' away
And the food is me mad
its intoxicating bouquet

I'm starvin' to
By the time we up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she me the burger
And I pick up the

And then I the paper
I bite those buns
And I just can't it
They the onions!