Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 11 of 12)

Seven in the evening
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
my wife comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this 'Behind the
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's gettin'
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' either but I eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But first you tell me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I don't
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I to eat liver?
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just don't any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell started to ring
Now who could be me?
Well I my caller ID

It was cousin Larry callin'
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I says no, she yes
I says no, she yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't like, gettin all dressed up
And expensive food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I what we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
the garage door
Then I open the car
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And I turn it sideways
Then we fasten our seat
As we pull out the

Then we to the drive-thru
off to the drive-thru
We're approaching the
close to the drive-thru

Almost at the drive-thru
Now here at the drive thru
in line at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, here we are in the drive-thru
Me and her
Cars in of us, cars in back of us
All just to order

There's some idiot in a
With his brights on me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers with and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I want a too"
She's like, "You want on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

Plus we need curly
And don't you forget it
And two root beers
No, one, we'll split it"

Then I said, "I'm that
You're probably not too
So read me back my
Let's sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, curly fries and a root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
I really think you should know

You can unlimited refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except we're in the
So what I want that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this
And my is all like, "No, that ain't Paul
Now tell me, who's Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who goes to with me
I sat behind him last
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I know a guy named
He used to be my
He was prematurely
And he moved to Pittsburgh last

He also had problems
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
way more than I needed to know!"

And we both were quiet
And things got intense
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be five and eighty two cents"

So we inched ahead in
Movin' painfully
I got a bored
So I on the radio

Click, it off
my wife was getting a headache
So we both just sat quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have in your teeth"

She turned from me
And turned back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but worry
probably just a piece of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or whatever you it
Put my in my pocket
I can't there's no wallet!

And the lady at the like
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I turn around to my and say
"How much you got on you?"

She rolls her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches into her
And out the American Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be only
We take credit cards here"

I took the card and said
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And that's I found out
My wife was only three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's your wallet

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to find change"
Now the at the window
Is looking at me strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta this line along"
I said, "Now hold your horses lady
We be long"

So I looked around the glove box
And the mat beneath my feet
I found a nickel in an
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the

long I had a little pile
Of coins of every
The counts it up and says
"You're still a dollar short"

And now my got this weird look
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really hungry in the place"

And so I around
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
Forget the chicken then"

So I pick up my
up my receipt
And I to the pickup window
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this ridden
Kid sixteen
a dorky nametag that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

he looks at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just spaced out for a second
I'm really kind of tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And then we're finally away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm to death
By the time we pull up at the light
I say, "Baby, that burger
I gotta have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she me the burger
And I pick up the

And then I unwrap the
I bite those buns
And I just believe it
forgot the onions!