Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 11 of 12)

Seven o'clock in the
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the
When my wife comes in the and sees me

And she says, Is this 'Behind the
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, gettin' late
cha wanna do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're hungry eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But you gotta tell me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I don't want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell phone started to
Now who be callin' me?
Well I checked my ID

It was just cousin callin'
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I no, she says yes
I no, she says yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I feel like, gettin all dressed up
And expensive food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King would make me
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I what we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front
Open the garage
Then I open the car
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And I turn it sideways
Then we fasten our seat
As we pull out the

Then we drive to the
off to the drive-thru
We're approaching the
Getting to the drive-thru

there at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the thru
Here in at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, in back of us
All just waiting to

There's some idiot in a
his brights on behind me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I ain't this ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers with and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, hold on, I've my mind!
I I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I want a too"
She's like, "You onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

Plus we need curly
And don't you forget it
And two medium beers
No, one, we'll split it"

I said, "I'm guessin' that
You're probably not too
So read me my order
Let's sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you want a
Three, curly fries and a root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres else
That I really you should know

You can have unlimited
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except we're in the
So what I want that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't
Now tell me, who's Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who to school with me
I sat behind him year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I know a guy named
He to be my plumber
He was bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh last

He also had bladder
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
way more than I needed to know!"

And we both were quiet
And things got intense
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be five and eighty two cents"

So we inched in line
painfully slow
I got a little
So I turned on the

Click, it off
my wife was getting a headache
So we both sat there quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you somethin' in your teeth"

She turned from me
And turned back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a bit there but don't worry
probably just a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or whatever you it
Put my hand in my
I can't there's no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well well, that'll be eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches her purse
And out the American Express

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be only
We don't take cards here"

I took back the and said
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And that's I found out
My wife was carryin' three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's your wallet

And I said, "Nevermind
help me to find some change"
Now the lady at the
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move this along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' lady
We be long"

So I looked around the glove box
And the mat beneath my feet
I found a nickel in an
And a pennies and a dime in the space between the seats

Before long I had a pile
Of coins of sort
The lady counts it up and
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got weird look
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't even hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
Forget the chicken then"

So I up my change
Pick up my
And I to the pickup window
Man, I just wait to eat

And now we see this ridden
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

he looks at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just spaced out there for a
I'm really kind of tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And then we're finally away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm to death
By the we pull up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I gotta have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she hands me the
And I up the burger

And then I the paper
I bite into those
And I just believe it
They the onions!