Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 11 of 12)

Seven o'clock in the
Watchin somethin' on TV
I'm zoned out on the
my wife comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's late
cha wanna do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, what you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're let's eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But first you tell me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should what I said"
like, "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell started to ring
Now who be callin' me?
Well I checked my ID

It was just cousin callin'
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, here's keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't feel like, gettin all up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front
Open the garage
I open the car doors
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
Then we fasten our seat
As we pull out the

Then we to the drive-thru
off to the drive-thru
We're the drive-thru
close to the drive-thru

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the drive
Here in at the drive-thru
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the line
Me and her
Cars in of us, cars in back of us
All just to order

There's some idiot in a
With his brights on me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My says, "Maybe we should park
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' bunny
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers onions and cheese"

Then my wife
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I want a too"
She's like, "You want on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

Plus we need fries
And you dare forget it
And two root beers
No, just one, split it"

Then I said, "I'm that
You're not too bright
So me back my order
Let's sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you want a
Three, curly fries and a large beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
That I really you should know

You can unlimited refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except we're in the
So what would I that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my is all like, "No, that ain't Paul
Now tell me, this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who to school with me
I sat him last year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He to be my plumber
He was prematurely
And he moved to Pittsburgh last

He had bladder problems
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
way more than I needed to know!"

And then we both were
And things got real
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched ahead in
Movin' painfully
I got a bored
So I turned on the

Click, it off
my wife was getting a headache
So we both sat there quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I you have somethin' in your teeth"

She away from me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's a little bit there but don't worry
It's probably just a of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or you call it
Put my in my pocket
I can't believe no wallet!

And the lady at the like
"Well well well, that'll be eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She rolls her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches her purse
And busts out the American

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be cash
We don't credit cards here"

I took back the card and
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And that's I found out
My was only carryin' three bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So where's your anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
help me to find some change"
Now the at the window
Is looking at me strange

And she says, "Mister,
We move this line along"
I said, "Now hold your horses lady
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And checked the mat my feet
I found a in an ashtray
And a couple and a dime in the space between the seats

Before long I had a pile
Of coins of sort
The lady counts it up and
"You're still about a short"

And now my woman's got weird look
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't even hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
Forget the chicken then"

So I pick up my
up my receipt
And I drive to the window
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this ridden
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I spaced out there for a second
I'm really kind of tonight"

And then he hands me the
And then finally drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm starvin' to
By the time we up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, that burger
I just gotta a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she me the burger
And I up the burger

And then I the paper
I bite into those
And I can't believe it
forgot the onions!