Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 11 of 12)

Seven in the evening
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the
When my comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I know, say, it's gettin' late
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' either but I eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But first you tell me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why I want to eat liver?
I even like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my phone started to ring
Now who be callin' me?
Well I my caller ID

It was cousin Larry callin'
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I no, she says yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she yes, oh, here's your keys"

I a little bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
Open the garage
Then I open the car
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I it sideways
Then we our seat belts
As we pull out the

Then we to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
approaching the drive-thru
Getting to the drive-thru

Almost there at the
Now here at the drive thru
Here in line at the
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the drive-thru
Me and her
Cars in of us, cars in back of us
All just to order

There's some in a Volvo
With his on behind me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers onions and cheese"

my wife says
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm have a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I want a too"
She's like, "You want on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I said that I do

we need curly fries
And you dare forget it
And two root beers
No, one, we'll split it"

I said, "I'm guessin' that
You're not too bright
So read me my order
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, curly fries and a root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large root
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
That I think you should know

You can have refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So would I want that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your voice so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that Paul
Now tell me, this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who goes to school me
I sat behind him year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He to be my plumber
He was bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh last

He also had problems
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there
That's way more I needed to know!"

And we both were quiet
And got real intense
And then she says, "Next please,
be five dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched in line
painfully slow
I got a little
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my wife was a headache
So we both just sat quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you somethin' in your teeth"

She turned away me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
still a little bit there but don't worry
It's just a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or whatever you it
Put my hand in my
I can't believe no wallet!

And the lady at the like
"Well well well, that'll be eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches into her
And busts out the American

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's be cash only
We take credit cards here"

I took back the card and
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And that's I found out
My wife was only three bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So your wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to some change"
Now the at the window
Is looking at me strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta this line along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' horses
We be long"

So I looked around inside the box
And checked the mat my feet
I a nickel in an ashtray
And a couple pennies and a dime in the between the seats

Before long I had a little
Of coins of sort
The counts it up and says
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this weird
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I even really hungry in the first place"

And so I turned
To the again
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I up my change
Pick up my
And I to the pickup window
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky nametag says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just spaced out for a second
I'm kind of burnt tonight"

And then he hands me the
And we're finally drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
its intoxicating bouquet

I'm starvin' to
By the time we up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, that burger
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she hands me the
And I pick up the

And I unwrap the paper
I bite into those
And I just can't it
forgot the onions!