Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 10 of 12)

Seven in the evening
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the and sees me

And she says, Is this 'Behind the
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's gettin'
cha wanna do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' but I could eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, what you?"
She says, "I don't care, if hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what gonna do!"

"But you gotta tell me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I want to eat
I even like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my phone started to ring
Now who be callin' me?
Well I my caller ID

It was just cousin Larry
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I no, she says yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, your keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I feel like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
the garage door
Then I open the car
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
we fasten our seat belts
As we out the driveway

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're the drive-thru
Getting to the drive-thru

there at the drive-thru
Now we're at the drive thru
Here in at the drive-thru
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
in front of us, cars in back of us
All just to order

some idiot in a Volvo
With his brights on me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

my wife says
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a chicken
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my hands and
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a chicken
And I a cheeseburger too"
She's like, "You onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I said that I do

we need curly fries
And you dare forget it
And two root beers
No, one, we'll split it"

Then I said, "I'm that
You're probably not too
So me back my order
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, curly fries and a root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres else
I really think you should know

You can unlimited refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So would I want that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my is all like, "No, that ain't Paul
Now tell me, who's Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who goes to with me
I sat him last year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I know a guy Paul
He to be my plumber
He was prematurely
And he to Pittsburgh last summer

He also had problems
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
That's way more than I to know!"

And then we were quiet
And things got intense
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched in line
Movin' slow
I got a little
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my wife was a headache
So we just sat there quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have in your teeth"

She turned away me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but don't
It's probably just a of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or whatever you it
Put my hand in my
I can't believe no wallet!

And the at the window's like
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I turn around to my and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just rolls her eyes and
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And out the American Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be only
We don't take credit here"

I took back the card and
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And that's when I out
My was only carryin' three bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So where's wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to find change"
Now the at the window
Is looking at me strange

And she says, "Mister,
We move this line along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' lady
We be long"

So I looked around inside the box
And checked the mat my feet
I found a nickel in an
And a couple and a dime in the space between the seats

Before long I had a little
Of coins of every
The lady it up and says
"You're still a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this weird
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really hungry in the place"

And so I turned
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
Forget the sandwich then"

So I up my change
Pick up my
And I drive to the window
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see acne ridden
Kid about
a dorky nametag that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just out there for a second
I'm really kind of tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And then we're finally drivin'
And the is drivin' me mad
its intoxicating bouquet

I'm starvin' to
By the time we up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, gimme that
I gotta have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she hands me the
And I up the burger

And I unwrap the paper
I into those buns
And I just believe it
They the onions!