Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 10 of 12)

Seven o'clock in the
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
my wife comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, gettin' late
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' either but I eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, what you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're hungry eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But you gotta tell me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just don't any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my phone started to ring
Now who be callin' me?
Well I my caller ID

It was just Larry callin'
For the third today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I says no, she yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, here's keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't feel like, gettin all up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King would make me
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I what we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
Open the door
Then I the car doors
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
we fasten our seat belts
As we pull out the

Then we to the drive-thru
off to the drive-thru
We're the drive-thru
Getting to the drive-thru

there at the drive-thru
Now here at the drive thru
Here in at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, here we are in the drive-thru
Me and her
in front of us, cars in back of us
All just to order

There's idiot in a Volvo
With his on behind me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, cha tryin to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two with onions and cheese"

my wife says
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my hands and
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I want a too"
She's like, "You want on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

Plus we need fries
And don't you forget it
And two medium beers
No, just one, we'll it"

Then I said, "I'm guessin'
You're not too bright
So read me back my
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, curly fries and a large beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large root
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres else
That I really think you know

You can have unlimited
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So would I want that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't
Now tell me, this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who goes to with me
I sat behind him year
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He to be my plumber
He was prematurely
And he to Pittsburgh last summer

He had bladder problems
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there
That's way more than I to know!"

And then we both quiet
And things got real
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be five and eighty two cents"

So we inched ahead in
Movin' slow
I got a little
So I turned on the

Click, it off
my wife was getting a headache
So we just sat there quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have somethin' in teeth"

She turned away me
And turned back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit but don't worry
It's probably just a of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or you call it
Put my hand in my
I can't believe no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well well, that'll be eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her eyes and
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches into her
And busts out the Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be only
We don't take cards here"

I took back the and said
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And that's I found out
My was only carryin' three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So where's your wallet

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to some change"
Now the at the window
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta this line along"
I said, "Now hold your horses lady
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I found a nickel in an
And a couple pennies and a in the space between the seats

long I had a little pile
Of of every sort
The lady it up and says
"You're still about a short"

And now my woman's got this weird
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I even really hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the sandwich then"

So I up my change
up my receipt
And I to the pickup window
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see acne ridden
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky nametag that
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just spaced out there for a
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And we're finally drivin' away
And the food is me mad
its intoxicating bouquet

I'm starvin' to
By the time we pull up at the light
I say, "Baby, that burger
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she hands me the
And I pick up the

And then I unwrap the
I bite those buns
And I can't believe it
forgot the onions!