Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 10 of 12)

Seven in the evening
Watchin somethin' on TV
I'm out on the sofa
my wife comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's late
cha wanna do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, what you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're hungry eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But you gotta tell me
What it is hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I don't
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I don't want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell started to ring
Now who could be me?
Well I checked my ID

It was just cousin callin'
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, here's keys"

I a little bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King would me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front
Open the garage
Then I the car doors
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And I turn it sideways
Then we our seat belts
As we out the driveway

Then we to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
approaching the drive-thru
Getting close to the

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the drive
in line at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, here we are in the line
Me and her
Cars in of us, cars in back of us
All just to order

There's some in a Volvo
With his on behind me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two with onions and cheese"

my wife says
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I think I'm have a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my hands and
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I want a too"
She's like, "You want on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

we need curly fries
And don't you forget it
And two root beers
No, just one, split it"

Then I said, "I'm that
You're not too bright
So me back my order
Let's sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, curly and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large root
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
I really think you should know

You can have refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So what would I that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that Paul
Now tell me, who's this

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who goes to school me
I sat behind him last
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He to be my plumber
He was prematurely
And he moved to Pittsburgh summer

He also had bladder
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
That's way more I needed to know!"

And then we both quiet
And things got real
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be five dollars and two cents"

So we inched ahead in
painfully slow
I got a little
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my wife was getting a
So we both just sat there
For her

I looked at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have in your teeth"

She turned away me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but don't
It's just a piece of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or whatever you it
Put my in my pocket
I can't there's no wallet!

And the at the window's like
"Well well well, that'll be eighty-two"
I turn around to my and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And busts out the Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's be cash only
We don't take cards here"

I took back the card and
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And that's when I out
My wife was only carryin' three

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So your wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to find change"
Now the lady at the
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move this along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' horses
We be long"

So I looked inside the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I found a nickel in an
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the

Before I had a little pile
Of coins of sort
The lady it up and says
"You're still about a short"

And now my woman's got this look
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really hungry in the place"

And so I around
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I up my change
up my receipt
And I drive to the window
Man, I just wait to eat

And now we see this ridden
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

he looks at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just spaced out for a second
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And then finally drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm starvin' to
By the time we pull up at the light
I say, "Baby, gimme that
I just gotta a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she me the burger
And I up the burger

And then I the paper
I into those buns
And I can't believe it
forgot the onions!