Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 10 of 12)

Seven in the evening
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, gettin' late
cha wanna do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what gonna do!"

"But first you tell me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you to get something delivered?"
like, "Why would I want to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just don't any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell phone started to
Now who could be me?
Well I my caller ID

It was just cousin Larry
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I no, she says yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, here's keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't feel like, gettin all up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I know we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front
Open the garage
I open the car doors
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And I turn it sideways
we fasten our seat belts
As we pull out the

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're approaching the
close to the drive-thru

Almost at the drive-thru
Now here at the drive thru
Here in line at the
Did I mention the

Well, here we are in the line
Me and her
in front of us, cars in back of us
All just to order

There's some in a Volvo
With his on behind me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My says, "Maybe we should park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers onions and cheese"

my wife says
"Baby, hold on, I've my mind!
I think I'm have a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a chicken
And I want a too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I said that I do

we need curly fries
And don't you dare it
And two medium root
No, just one, we'll it"

I said, "I'm guessin' that
You're not too bright
So read me my order
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you want a
Three, fries and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large root
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres else
That I think you should know

You can have unlimited
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except we're in the
So what would I want for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that Paul
Now me, who's this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who goes to with me
I sat behind him year
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He to be my plumber
He was prematurely
And he moved to Pittsburgh last

He also had bladder
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
That's way more I needed to know!"

And we both were quiet
And things got intense
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be five and eighty two cents"

So we inched in line
Movin' slow
I got a little
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my wife was getting a
So we both just sat there
For her

Then I at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I you have somethin' in your teeth"

She turned from me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but don't
probably just a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or you call it
Put my hand in my
I believe there's no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well well, that'll be eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And busts out the American

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's be cash only
We don't credit cards here"

I took the card and said
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And that's I found out
My wife was only three bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So your wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just me to find some change"
Now the at the window
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move this along"
I said, "Now hold your horses lady
We be long"

So I looked around the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I a nickel in an ashtray
And a couple pennies and a in the space between the seats

long I had a little pile
Of of every sort
The counts it up and says
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really in the first place"

And so I turned
To the again
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I pick up my
Pick up my
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I just can't to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid about
a dorky nametag that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I spaced out there for a second
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And then he hands me the
And then finally drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its bouquet

I'm starvin' to
By the time we up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, gimme that
I gotta have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she me the burger
And I pick up the

And then I unwrap the
I bite into buns
And I just can't it
They the onions!