Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 10 of 12)

Seven in the evening
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
my wife comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I know, say, it's gettin' late
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' either but I eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, what you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But first you gotta me
What it is hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I don't
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why I want to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my phone started to ring
Now who could be me?
Well I checked my ID

It was just Larry callin'
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, here's keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't feel like, all dressed up
And expensive food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King would me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
the garage door
Then I the car doors
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
we fasten our seat belts
As we pull out the

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're the drive-thru
close to the drive-thru

Almost there at the
Now we're here at the thru
Here in at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, cars in of us
All waiting to order

There's some in a Volvo
his brights on behind me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, cha tryin to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

Then my wife
"Baby, hold on, I've my mind!
I I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I want a too"
She's like, "You want on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

Plus we need fries
And don't you dare it
And two medium beers
No, one, we'll split it"

Then I said, "I'm guessin'
probably not too bright
So read me my order
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, curly fries and a root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
That I really think you should

You can have unlimited
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So what would I that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your voice so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't
Now tell me, who's Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who goes to with me
I sat behind him last
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I know a guy named
He used to be my
He was prematurely
And he moved to Pittsburgh summer

He had bladder problems
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
That's way than I needed to know!"

And then we both were
And things got intense
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be five dollars and two cents"

So we inched in line
Movin' slow
I got a bored
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my was getting a headache
So we both just sat there
For her

Then I at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have somethin' in teeth"

She turned away me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but don't
It's just a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or whatever you it
Put my in my pocket
I believe there's no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And busts out the American

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be only
We take credit cards here"

I took back the card and
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And that's I found out
My was only carryin' three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's your wallet

And I said, "Nevermind
help me to find some change"
Now the lady at the
Is looking at me strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move this along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' lady
We be long"

So I looked around inside the box
And the mat beneath my feet
I found a nickel in an
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the

long I had a little pile
Of coins of every
The lady it up and says
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got weird look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really hungry in the place"

And so I turned
To the again
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I pick up my
Pick up my
And I drive to the window
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this ridden
Kid about
a dorky nametag that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just spaced out there for a
I'm kind of burnt tonight"

And then he hands me the
And then we're finally drivin'
And the food is me mad
With its bouquet

I'm starvin' to
By the time we pull up at the light
I say, "Baby, gimme that
I gotta have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she hands me the
And I up the burger

And then I unwrap the
I into those buns
And I just believe it
They the onions!