Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 10 of 12)

Seven in the evening
Watchin somethin' on TV
I'm zoned out on the
When my comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's gettin'
cha wanna do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' either but I eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, what you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're let's eat"
I said, "That's what gonna do!"

"But first you gotta me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I don't
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I to eat liver?
I even like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
like, "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell started to ring
Now who could be me?
I checked my caller ID

It was just Larry callin'
For the third today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, your keys"

I a little bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't feel like, all dressed up
And expensive food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King would make me
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the door
the garage door
Then I open the car
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
Then we our seat belts
As we out the driveway

Then we to the drive-thru
off to the drive-thru
We're the drive-thru
Getting to the drive-thru

Almost there at the
Now we're at the drive thru
in line at the drive-thru
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, in back of us
All just waiting to

There's idiot in a Volvo
his brights on behind me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, cha tryin to do, blind me?"

My says, "Maybe we should park
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' bunny
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers with and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my head in my hands and
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a chicken
And I a cheeseburger too"
She's like, "You want on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

Plus we curly fries
And don't you dare it
And two medium root
No, just one, split it"

Then I said, "I'm guessin'
You're not too bright
So me back my order
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, fries and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
I really think you should know

You can unlimited refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So what I want that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, ain't Paul
Now tell me, who's Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who goes to with me
I sat him last year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He used to be my
He was prematurely
And he moved to last summer

He had bladder problems
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
That's way more I needed to know!"

And then we were quiet
And things got real
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be five dollars and two cents"

So we inched in line
Movin' slow
I got a bored
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my wife was a headache
So we just sat there quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have somethin' in teeth"

She turned from me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but don't
It's probably just a of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or you call it
Put my in my pocket
I can't there's no wallet!

And the at the window's like
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just rolls her eyes and
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And busts out the American

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's be cash only
We take credit cards here"

I back the card and said
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And when I found out
My was only carryin' three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So your wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to some change"
Now the lady at the
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move line along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' horses
We be long"

So I looked inside the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I found a in an ashtray
And a couple pennies and a dime in the between the seats

Before I had a little pile
Of coins of every
The lady counts it up and
"You're still a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this weird
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really hungry in the place"

And so I turned
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the chicken then"

So I pick up my
Pick up my
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I just can't to eat

And now we see acne ridden
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky nametag says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

he looks at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I spaced out there for a second
I'm really kind of tonight"

And then he hands me the
And then we're drivin' away
And the food is me mad
With its bouquet

I'm starvin' to
By the time we pull up at the light
I say, "Baby, that burger
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she me the burger
And I pick up the

And then I the paper
I bite into those
And I can't believe it
They the onions!