Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 10 of 12)

Seven in the evening
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, gettin' late
cha wanna do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But you gotta tell me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I to eat liver?
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I don't want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell phone started to
Now who could be me?
Well I checked my ID

It was cousin Larry callin'
For the third today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I says no, she yes
I says no, she yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I what we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the door
Open the garage
Then I open the car
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
Then we fasten our belts
As we out the driveway

Then we to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
approaching the drive-thru
Getting close to the

Almost at the drive-thru
Now here at the drive thru
in line at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, here we are in the line
Me and her
Cars in of us, cars in back of us
All just waiting to

some idiot in a Volvo
With his brights on me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my head in my hands and
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I want a too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

Plus we curly fries
And don't you forget it
And two medium beers
No, one, we'll split it"

I said, "I'm guessin' that
You're not too bright
So read me back my
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, curly fries and a root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres else
That I really think you know

You can have unlimited
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So what would I want for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my is all like, "No, that ain't Paul
Now tell me, who's Paul?

She says, "Oh, just some guy
Who to school with me
I sat him last year
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I know a guy named
He used to be my
He was prematurely
And he moved to Pittsburgh last

He also had bladder
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
That's way more I needed to know!"

And then we both were
And things got intense
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be five dollars and two cents"

So we inched in line
Movin' slow
I got a bored
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my was getting a headache
So we both just sat there
For her

I looked at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I you have somethin' in your teeth"

She turned from me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but worry
It's probably a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or you call it
Put my in my pocket
I can't there's no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well well, that'll be eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She rolls her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches into her
And busts out the Express

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be cash
We don't credit cards here"

I took back the card and
"Gee, Well that sucks!"
And that's when I out
My wife was only three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's your anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
help me to find some change"
Now the at the window
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move line along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' horses
We be long"

So I looked inside the glove box
And the mat beneath my feet
I found a nickel in an
And a couple pennies and a dime in the between the seats

Before long I had a little
Of of every sort
The lady counts it up and
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got weird look
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't even hungry in the first place"

And so I turned
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I pick up my
up my receipt
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I just wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid about
a dorky nametag that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

he looks at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just out there for a second
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And then we're drivin' away
And the food is me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm to death
By the we pull up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I gotta have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she me the burger
And I pick up the

And then I unwrap the
I into those buns
And I just can't it
forgot the onions!