Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 10 of 12)

Seven o'clock in the
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my wife in the room and sees me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's late
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, what you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what gonna do!"

"But you gotta tell me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you to get something delivered?"
like, "Why would I want to eat liver?
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell phone started to
Now who could be me?
I checked my caller ID

It was just cousin Larry
For the third today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I says no, she yes
I says no, she yes, oh, here's your keys"

I a little bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't feel like, gettin all up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King would make me
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I know we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front
Open the garage
I open the car doors
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And I turn it sideways
Then we fasten our seat
As we pull out the

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're the drive-thru
Getting close to the

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the drive
in line at the drive-thru
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, in back of us
All just to order

There's some in a Volvo
With his brights on me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My says, "Maybe we should park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I ain't this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers with and cheese"

Then my wife
"Baby, hold on, I've my mind!
I think I'm gonna a chicken sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a chicken
And I a cheeseburger too"
She's like, "You want on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

we need curly fries
And don't you dare it
And two medium beers
No, one, we'll split it"

I said, "I'm guessin' that
You're not too bright
So read me my order
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, curly fries and a large beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres else
That I really think you should

You can have unlimited
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So what would I that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this
And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't
Now tell me, who's this

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who goes to with me
I sat him last year
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He to be my plumber
He was bald
And he moved to last summer

He also had bladder
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
That's way more than I to know!"

And we both were quiet
And things got real
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be five and eighty two cents"

So we inched in line
Movin' slow
I got a bored
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my wife was a headache
So we both just sat there
For her

Then I at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have in your teeth"

She turned away me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but worry
It's probably just a of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or you call it
Put my in my pocket
I believe there's no wallet!

And the at the window's like
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I turn around to my and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And busts out the American

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be cash
We take credit cards here"

I took the card and said
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And that's I found out
My was only carryin' three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So where's your wallet

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to find change"
Now the lady at the
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta this line along"
I said, "Now hold your horses lady
We be long"

So I looked around the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I found a nickel in an
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the

long I had a little pile
Of coins of sort
The lady it up and says
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my got this weird look
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really hungry in the place"

And so I around
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the chicken then"

So I up my change
Pick up my
And I drive to the window
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky nametag that
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

he looks at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I spaced out there for a second
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And then finally drivin' away
And the food is me mad
With its bouquet

I'm starvin' to
By the time we up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, gimme that
I just gotta a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she me the burger
And I up the burger

And then I unwrap the
I bite into buns
And I just believe it
forgot the onions!