Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 10 of 12)

Seven o'clock in the
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
my wife comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's gettin'
cha wanna do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I know, what about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're hungry eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But you gotta tell me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why I want to eat liver?
I even like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell started to ring
Now who could be me?
Well I my caller ID

It was just cousin Larry
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I no, she says yes
I says no, she yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I feel like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King would me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I what we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
Open the door
I open the car doors
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I it sideways
we fasten our seat belts
As we out the driveway

Then we drive to the
off to the drive-thru
We're the drive-thru
close to the drive-thru

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're at the drive thru
Here in at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, here we are in the drive-thru
Me and her
Cars in front of us, in back of us
All waiting to order

some idiot in a Volvo
With his on behind me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I ain't this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
like two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

Then my wife
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna a chicken sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my hands and
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I a cheeseburger too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I said that I do

Plus we need fries
And don't you dare it
And two medium beers
No, one, we'll split it"

Then I said, "I'm guessin'
probably not too bright
So read me back my
Let's sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, fries and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a root beer
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
That I think you should know

You can have refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except we're in the
So what would I that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your voice so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that Paul
Now me, who's this Paul?

She says, "Oh, just some guy
Who to school with me
I sat him last year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He used to be my
He was prematurely
And he moved to Pittsburgh last

He also had bladder
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
That's way more I needed to know!"

And we both were quiet
And got real intense
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched in line
Movin' painfully
I got a bored
So I on the radio

Click, it off
my wife was getting a headache
So we both sat there quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have somethin' in teeth"

She turned away me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
still a little bit there but don't worry
It's probably just a of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or whatever you it
Put my hand in my
I can't there's no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches her purse
And busts out the American

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be cash
We take credit cards here"

I took the card and said
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And that's when I out
My wife was only carryin' bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So your wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
help me to find some change"
Now the lady at the
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move line along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' horses
We be long"

So I looked inside the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I a nickel in an ashtray
And a pennies and a dime in the space between the seats

Before I had a little pile
Of coins of every
The counts it up and says
"You're still a dollar short"

And now my got this weird look
on her face
She screams, "You
I even really hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the chicken then"

So I up my change
up my receipt
And I drive to the window
Man, I just wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky nametag that
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just spaced out for a second
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And we're finally drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its bouquet

I'm starvin' to
By the time we pull up at the traffic
I say, "Baby, gimme that
I gotta have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she me the burger
And I up the burger

And I unwrap the paper
I bite into those
And I can't believe it
They the onions!