Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 10 of 12)

Seven in the evening
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this 'Behind the
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's late
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' but I could eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, what you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're let's eat"
I said, "That's what gonna do!"

"But first you gotta me
What it is hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why I want to eat liver?
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I don't want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell phone started to
Now who be callin' me?
Well I my caller ID

It was just Larry callin'
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I no, she says yes
I no, she says yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't feel like, all dressed up
And expensive food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King would make me
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the door
Open the garage
Then I the car doors
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And I turn it sideways
Then we fasten our belts
As we out the driveway

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're approaching the
Getting close to the

there at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the drive
Here in at the drive-thru
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, cars in of us
All waiting to order

There's some idiot in a
With his brights on me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers with and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, hold on, I've my mind!
I I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I want a too"
She's like, "You want on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

Plus we need curly
And don't you forget it
And two medium beers
No, one, we'll split it"

Then I said, "I'm that
You're probably not too
So read me back my
Let's sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, curly and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I ordered a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres else
I really think you should know

You can have unlimited
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So what would I want for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that Paul
Now tell me, who's Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who goes to school me
I sat him last year
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He to be my plumber
He was prematurely
And he moved to last summer

He had bladder problems
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
That's way more I needed to know!"

And we both were quiet
And things got intense
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be dollars and eighty two cents"

So we ahead in line
Movin' painfully
I got a little
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my was getting a headache
So we both just sat there
For her

I looked at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you somethin' in your teeth"

She away from me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
still a little bit there but don't worry
It's probably just a of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or you call it
Put my hand in my
I believe there's no wallet!

And the lady at the like
"Well well well, that'll be eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How much you got on you?"

She rolls her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches her purse
And busts out the American

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be only
We take credit cards here"

I back the card and said
"Gee, Well that sucks!"
And that's when I out
My wife was only carryin' three

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So your wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just me to find some change"
Now the lady at the
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We move this line along"
I said, "Now hold your horses lady
We be long"

So I looked around the glove box
And the mat beneath my feet
I found a nickel in an
And a pennies and a dime in the space between the seats

Before long I had a little
Of of every sort
The lady it up and says
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't really hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
Forget the chicken then"

So I up my change
Pick up my
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

he looks at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just spaced out there for a
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And then finally drivin' away
And the food is me mad
With its bouquet

I'm to death
By the time we pull up at the light
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I just gotta a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she me the burger
And I up the burger

And I unwrap the paper
I into those buns
And I just believe it
They the onions!