Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 10 of 12)

Seven o'clock in the
Watchin somethin' on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's late
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' either but I eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But first you gotta me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you want to get delivered?"
like, "Why would I want to eat liver?
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
like, "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell phone to ring
Now who could be me?
Well I my caller ID

It was just cousin Larry
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I says no, she yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, your keys"

I a little bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And King would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front
Open the door
Then I open the car
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And I turn it sideways
Then we our seat belts
As we out the driveway

Then we to the drive-thru
off to the drive-thru
We're the drive-thru
close to the drive-thru

Almost there at the
Now we're at the drive thru
Here in at the drive-thru
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the drive-thru
Me and her
Cars in of us, cars in back of us
All just to order

There's some in a Volvo
With his brights on me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My says, "Maybe we should park
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I ain't this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers onions and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a chicken
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my head in my hands and
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I a cheeseburger too"
She's like, "You onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I said that I do

Plus we need curly
And don't you dare it
And two medium beers
No, just one, we'll it"

Then I said, "I'm that
probably not too bright
So read me back my
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you want a
Three, fries and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I ordered a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres else
That I really you should know

You can have refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So what would I that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't
Now tell me, who's Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who goes to school me
I sat behind him year
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I know a guy Paul
He to be my plumber
He was bald
And he moved to last summer

He also had bladder
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there
That's way more than I to know!"

And then we were quiet
And got real intense
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched ahead in
Movin' painfully
I got a little
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my wife was getting a
So we both just sat quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have in your teeth"

She turned from me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but worry
It's probably a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or you call it
Put my in my pocket
I can't there's no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well well, that'll be eighty-two"
I turn around to my and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches into her
And busts out the American

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's be cash only
We don't take credit here"

I took back the and said
"Gee, Well that sucks!"
And when I found out
My wife was only carryin' bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So your wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
help me to find some change"
Now the at the window
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta this line along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' lady
We be long"

So I looked around the glove box
And checked the mat my feet
I a nickel in an ashtray
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space the seats

long I had a little pile
Of coins of every
The lady it up and says
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got weird look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't really hungry in the first place"

And so I turned
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the chicken then"

So I pick up my
up my receipt
And I drive to the window
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid about
a dorky nametag that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I spaced out there for a second
I'm kind of burnt tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And then we're drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm to death
By the time we pull up at the light
I say, "Baby, gimme that
I just gotta a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she me the burger
And I up the burger

And I unwrap the paper
I bite those buns
And I can't believe it
They the onions!