Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 10 of 12)

Seven o'clock in the
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the
When my wife comes in the room and me

And she says, Is this 'Behind the
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's gettin'
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're let's eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But first you gotta me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why I want to eat liver?
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell phone started to
Now who be callin' me?
Well I my caller ID

It was cousin Larry callin'
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she yes, oh, here's your keys"

I a little bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I feel like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And King would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front
the garage door
Then I the car doors
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
Then we fasten our belts
As we out the driveway

Then we to the drive-thru
off to the drive-thru
We're the drive-thru
Getting to the drive-thru

Almost there at the
Now here at the drive thru
in line at the drive-thru
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the line
Me and her
Cars in of us, cars in back of us
All waiting to order

some idiot in a Volvo
With his on behind me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' bunny
So I ain't this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers onions and cheese"

Then my wife
"Baby, hold on, I've my mind!
I think I'm gonna a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I want a too"
She's like, "You want on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I said that I do

we need curly fries
And don't you dare it
And two root beers
No, one, we'll split it"

I said, "I'm guessin' that
You're not too bright
So read me back my
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, fries and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large root
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres else
That I really you should know

You can have refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So what would I want for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't
Now tell me, this Paul?

She says, "Oh, just some guy
Who to school with me
I sat him last year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I know a guy Paul
He used to be my
He was prematurely
And he moved to Pittsburgh summer

He also had problems
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
That's way more I needed to know!"

And then we both were
And things got intense
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be five dollars and two cents"

So we inched in line
painfully slow
I got a bored
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my wife was getting a
So we both just sat there
For her

I looked at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have somethin' in teeth"

She turned from me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but don't
It's probably a piece of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or you call it
Put my in my pocket
I can't believe no wallet!

And the at the window's like
"Well well well, that'll be eighty-two"
I turn around to my and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And busts out the American

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be only
We take credit cards here"

I back the card and said
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And when I found out
My was only carryin' three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to find change"
Now the lady at the
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta this line along"
I said, "Now hold your horses lady
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And checked the mat my feet
I found a nickel in an
And a pennies and a dime in the space between the seats

Before long I had a little
Of of every sort
The lady it up and says
"You're still a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this weird
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't really hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
Forget the sandwich then"

So I pick up my
up my receipt
And I to the pickup window
Man, I just can't to eat

And now we see this ridden
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

he looks at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just out there for a second
I'm kind of burnt tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And then finally drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its bouquet

I'm starvin' to
By the time we up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she hands me the
And I pick up the

And I unwrap the paper
I bite those buns
And I just can't it
They the onions!