Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 10 of 12)

Seven in the evening
Watchin somethin' on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the and sees me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's gettin'
cha wanna do for dinner?

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But you gotta tell me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I want to eat
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell phone started to
Now who could be me?
I checked my caller ID

It was cousin Larry callin'
For the third today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I no, she says yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, your keys"

I a little bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't feel like, gettin all up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King would make me
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the door
Open the garage
I open the car doors
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And I turn it sideways
Then we fasten our seat
As we out the driveway

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're the drive-thru
Getting close to the

there at the drive-thru
Now we're at the drive thru
in line at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, cars in of us
All just waiting to

There's some idiot in a
his brights on behind me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I ain't this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers with and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, hold on, I've my mind!
I think I'm gonna a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I want a too"
She's like, "You want on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

Plus we need curly
And don't you forget it
And two medium root
No, just one, we'll it"

I said, "I'm guessin' that
You're not too bright
So read me back my
Let's sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you want a
Three, curly fries and a large beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a root beer
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
That I really think you know

You can have unlimited
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, except we're in the
So what I want that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this
And my is all like, "No, that ain't Paul
Now tell me, who's Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who to school with me
I sat him last year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He used to be my
He was bald
And he to Pittsburgh last summer

He had bladder problems
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
That's way than I needed to know!"

And then we were quiet
And things got intense
And then she says, "Next please,
be five dollars and eighty two cents"

So we ahead in line
Movin' painfully
I got a little
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my wife was a headache
So we both just sat there
For her

I looked at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have somethin' in teeth"

She turned away me
And turned back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's a little bit there but don't worry
It's probably a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or you call it
Put my hand in my
I can't believe no wallet!

And the lady at the like
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches into her
And out the American Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
gotta be cash only
We don't take cards here"

I took back the and said
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And that's when I out
My wife was only carryin' bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's your wallet

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to some change"
Now the at the window
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move line along"
I said, "Now your stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I looked around the glove box
And the mat beneath my feet
I found a in an ashtray
And a couple pennies and a in the space between the seats

Before long I had a little
Of coins of sort
The lady it up and says
"You're still a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't really hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the again
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I up my change
Pick up my
And I to the pickup window
Man, I just can't to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just spaced out for a second
I'm really kind of tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And then finally drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm to death
By the time we up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, that burger
I gotta have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she me the burger
And I pick up the

And I unwrap the paper
I bite into buns
And I just believe it
forgot the onions!