Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 10 of 12)

Seven o'clock in the
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
my wife comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this 'Behind the
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I know, say, it's gettin' late
cha wanna do for dinner?

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I know, what about you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But you gotta tell me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why I want to eat liver?
I even like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just don't any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my phone started to ring
Now who could be me?
Well I my caller ID

It was just cousin Larry
For the third today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, here's keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't feel like, all dressed up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And King would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I what we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
the garage door
Then I the car doors
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
Then we fasten our belts
As we pull out the

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're approaching the
Getting to the drive-thru

Almost there at the
Now we're at the drive thru
Here in line at the
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the line
Me and her
Cars in of us, cars in back of us
All just to order

There's some in a Volvo
With his on behind me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' bunny
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two with onions and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a chicken
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my hands and
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I a cheeseburger too"
She's like, "You want on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

we need curly fries
And don't you forget it
And two medium beers
No, just one, split it"

Then I said, "I'm guessin'
You're probably not too
So me back my order
Let's sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, fries and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres else
That I really think you know

You can have unlimited
For just a more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So what would I that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this
And my wife is all like, "No, that Paul
Now tell me, who's Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who goes to school me
I sat behind him last
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He to be my plumber
He was bald
And he to Pittsburgh last summer

He also had bladder
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there
That's way more than I to know!"

And then we were quiet
And things got intense
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be five dollars and two cents"

So we inched in line
Movin' painfully
I got a little
So I on the radio

Click, it off
my wife was getting a headache
So we just sat there quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have somethin' in teeth"

She turned away me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a bit there but don't worry
It's just a piece of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or you call it
Put my hand in my
I believe there's no wallet!

And the at the window's like
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I turn around to my and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches her purse
And out the American Express

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be cash
We don't take cards here"

I took the card and said
"Gee, Well that sucks!"
And when I found out
My wife was only carryin' bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So where's your anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
help me to find some change"
Now the at the window
Is looking at me strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta this line along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' lady
We be long"

So I looked around the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I found a nickel in an
And a couple pennies and a in the space between the seats

Before long I had a little
Of of every sort
The lady it up and says
"You're still a dollar short"

And now my got this weird look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't really hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
Forget the sandwich then"

So I up my change
Pick up my
And I to the pickup window
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see acne ridden
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just spaced out there for a
I'm kind of burnt tonight"

And then he hands me the
And then we're finally drivin'
And the food is me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm to death
By the time we pull up at the light
I say, "Baby, that burger
I gotta have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she me the burger
And I up the burger

And then I unwrap the
I bite those buns
And I can't believe it
forgot the onions!