Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 10 of 12)

Seven in the evening
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the and sees me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's late
cha wanna do for dinner?

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' either but I eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what gonna do!"

"But first you gotta me
What it is hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why I want to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just don't any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell started to ring
Now who could be me?
I checked my caller ID

It was just cousin callin'
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I no, she says yes
I no, she says yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I feel like, gettin all dressed up
And expensive food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I what we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front
the garage door
Then I the car doors
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And then I it sideways
Then we fasten our belts
As we out the driveway

Then we to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
approaching the drive-thru
Getting close to the

there at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the drive
in line at the drive-thru
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the drive-thru
Me and her
Cars in front of us, cars in of us
All just to order

There's some in a Volvo
With his on behind me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' bunny
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
like two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

Then my wife
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a chicken
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my head in my hands and
"I know who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I a cheeseburger too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I said that I do

Plus we need fries
And you dare forget it
And two root beers
No, one, we'll split it"

I said, "I'm guessin' that
You're not too bright
So me back my order
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, curly fries and a root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres else
I really think you should know

You can have refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So would I want that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, ain't Paul
Now me, who's this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who goes to with me
I sat behind him last
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He to be my plumber
He was prematurely
And he to Pittsburgh last summer

He also had problems
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
way more than I needed to know!"

And then we both were
And got real intense
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be five dollars and two cents"

So we ahead in line
Movin' slow
I got a bored
So I on the radio

Click, it off
my wife was getting a headache
So we both just sat there
For her

Then I at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have somethin' in teeth"

She away from me
And turned back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a bit there but don't worry
It's just a piece of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or you call it
Put my hand in my
I can't believe no wallet!

And the lady at the like
"Well well well, that'll be eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And busts out the Express

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be cash
We don't credit cards here"

I took the card and said
"Gee, Well that sucks!"
And that's when I out
My wife was only carryin' three

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So your wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to some change"
Now the at the window
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move this along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' horses
We be long"

So I looked around the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I found a nickel in an
And a pennies and a dime in the space between the seats

Before long I had a little
Of coins of sort
The counts it up and says
"You're still a dollar short"

And now my woman's got weird look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I even really hungry in the first place"

And so I turned
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
Forget the sandwich then"

So I up my change
Pick up my
And I to the pickup window
Man, I just wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I spaced out there for a second
I'm really kind of tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And then finally drivin' away
And the food is me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm starvin' to
By the time we pull up at the traffic
I say, "Baby, gimme that
I just gotta a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she me the burger
And I pick up the

And I unwrap the paper
I bite into those
And I can't believe it
They the onions!