Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 10 of 12)

Seven o'clock in the
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the and sees me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, gettin' late
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, what you?"
She says, "I don't care, if hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But first you tell me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I don't
Do you want to get delivered?"
like, "Why would I want to eat liver?
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know I said"
like, "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my phone started to ring
Now who could be me?
Well I my caller ID

It was just cousin Larry
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I no, she says yes
I no, she says yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I feel like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King would me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I what we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front
the garage door
Then I open the car
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And then I it sideways
Then we fasten our belts
As we out the driveway

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're approaching the
Getting close to the

there at the drive-thru
Now here at the drive thru
Here in line at the
Did I mention the

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
in front of us, cars in back of us
All waiting to order

There's idiot in a Volvo
With his brights on me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My says, "Maybe we should park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' bunny
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
like two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

Then my wife
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm have a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I a cheeseburger too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

we need curly fries
And don't you dare it
And two medium beers
No, just one, we'll it"

I said, "I'm guessin' that
You're not too bright
So read me back my
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, curly and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
I really think you should know

You can unlimited refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So what would I that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that Paul
Now tell me, who's Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who to school with me
I sat behind him year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I know a guy Paul
He to be my plumber
He was bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh summer

He also had problems
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
way more than I needed to know!"

And then we were quiet
And things got real
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched ahead in
Movin' slow
I got a bored
So I turned on the

Click, it off
my wife was getting a headache
So we both just sat there
For her

I looked at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have somethin' in teeth"

She turned away me
And turned back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's a little bit there but don't worry
probably just a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or whatever you it
Put my in my pocket
I believe there's no wallet!

And the at the window's like
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She rolls her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches her purse
And out the American Express

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be cash
We don't credit cards here"

I took back the and said
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And that's when I out
My wife was carryin' three bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So your wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to some change"
Now the at the window
Is looking at me strange

And she says, "Mister,
We move this line along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' horses
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And the mat beneath my feet
I a nickel in an ashtray
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the

Before long I had a little
Of coins of sort
The counts it up and says
"You're still about a short"

And now my woman's got weird look
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't even hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I pick up my
Pick up my
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I just wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky nametag that
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just spaced out for a second
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And then we're drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm starvin' to
By the time we up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I gotta have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she hands me the
And I up the burger

And then I unwrap the
I into those buns
And I just can't it
They the onions!