Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 10 of 12)

Seven in the evening
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the and sees me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, gettin' late
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I know, what about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what gonna do!"

"But first you tell me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I don't
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why I want to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my phone started to ring
Now who be callin' me?
Well I my caller ID

It was just cousin Larry
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I no, she says yes
I no, she says yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't feel like, all dressed up
And expensive food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King would make me
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
Open the garage
I open the car doors
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
Then we fasten our belts
As we pull out the

Then we to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
approaching the drive-thru
Getting to the drive-thru

Almost there at the
Now we're here at the thru
Here in line at the
Did I mention the

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
Cars in of us, cars in back of us
All just waiting to

some idiot in a Volvo
With his brights on me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My says, "Maybe we should park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers onions and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my hands and
"I know who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I a cheeseburger too"
She's like, "You want on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

Plus we need curly
And you dare forget it
And two medium beers
No, just one, we'll it"

Then I said, "I'm guessin'
You're probably not too
So me back my order
Let's sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, curly and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I ordered a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
That I think you should know

You can have unlimited
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except we're in the
So would I want that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this
And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't
Now me, who's this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who goes to with me
I sat behind him last
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He to be my plumber
He was bald
And he to Pittsburgh last summer

He also had bladder
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
way more than I needed to know!"

And then we both quiet
And things got intense
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be five dollars and two cents"

So we inched in line
painfully slow
I got a little
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my wife was getting a
So we both just sat quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I you have somethin' in your teeth"

She away from me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a bit there but don't worry
It's probably just a of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or whatever you it
Put my hand in my
I believe there's no wallet!

And the at the window's like
"Well well well, that'll be eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches into her
And busts out the American

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be cash
We don't take cards here"

I took back the and said
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And that's when I out
My wife was only three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's your wallet

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to find change"
Now the at the window
Is looking at me strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta this line along"
I said, "Now hold stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I looked around the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I a nickel in an ashtray
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the

Before long I had a pile
Of of every sort
The lady it up and says
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this weird
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't even hungry in the first place"

And so I turned
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
Forget the sandwich then"

So I pick up my
up my receipt
And I to the pickup window
Man, I just wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky nametag says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just spaced out there for a
I'm really kind of tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And then we're finally away
And the food is me mad
With its bouquet

I'm to death
By the time we pull up at the light
I say, "Baby, that burger
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she me the burger
And I up the burger

And then I the paper
I bite into buns
And I just can't it
They the onions!