Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 1)

Seven o'clock in the
Watchin somethin' on TV
I'm zoned out on the
my wife comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this 'Behind the
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I know, say, it's gettin' late
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I know, what about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're hungry eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But first you gotta me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I don't
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my phone started to ring
Now who could be me?
Well I checked my ID

It was just cousin callin'
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I no, she says yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't like, gettin all dressed up
And expensive food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I know we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the door
Open the door
Then I the car doors
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
Then we fasten our belts
As we out the driveway

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're approaching the
close to the drive-thru

Almost there at the
Now we're here at the drive
in line at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, here we are in the drive-thru
Me and her
Cars in of us, cars in back of us
All waiting to order

some idiot in a Volvo
With his brights on me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, cha tryin to do, blind me?"

My says, "Maybe we should park
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
like two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I want a too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

Plus we need fries
And don't you dare it
And two root beers
No, one, we'll split it"

Then I said, "I'm guessin'
You're not too bright
So me back my order
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, curly fries and a large beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres else
That I think you should know

You can unlimited refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So what would I that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this
And my wife is all like, "No, that Paul
Now tell me, who's Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who to school with me
I sat behind him year
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I know a guy Paul
He used to be my
He was bald
And he moved to last summer

He also had problems
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there
That's way more I needed to know!"

And we both were quiet
And things got intense
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be five and eighty two cents"

So we ahead in line
Movin' slow
I got a little
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my was getting a headache
So we both just sat quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have somethin' in teeth"

She turned from me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a bit there but don't worry
It's just a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or whatever you it
Put my in my pocket
I believe there's no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And out the American Express

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's be cash only
We don't credit cards here"

I back the card and said
"Gee, Well that sucks!"
And that's I found out
My wife was carryin' three bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's your wallet

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to some change"
Now the at the window
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move this along"
I said, "Now hold your horses lady
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And the mat beneath my feet
I a nickel in an ashtray
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space the seats

Before long I had a pile
Of coins of sort
The lady counts it up and
"You're still about a short"

And now my got this weird look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really hungry in the place"

And so I turned
To the again
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I pick up my
Pick up my
And I drive to the window
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid about
a dorky nametag that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

he looks at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I spaced out there for a second
I'm kind of burnt tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And then we're finally away
And the food is me mad
its intoxicating bouquet

I'm starvin' to
By the time we pull up at the traffic
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she me the burger
And I up the burger

And I unwrap the paper
I into those buns
And I just believe it
They the onions!