Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 1)

Seven o'clock in the
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the
When my comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this 'Behind the
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's late
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, what you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're hungry eat"
I said, "That's what gonna do!"

"But you gotta tell me
What it is hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I want to eat
I even like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should what I said"
like, "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell phone started to
Now who could be me?
Well I my caller ID

It was cousin Larry callin'
For the third today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I says no, she yes
I says no, she yes, oh, here's your keys"

I a little bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I feel like, gettin all dressed up
And expensive food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I what we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the door
Open the garage
Then I open the car
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I it sideways
Then we fasten our belts
As we out the driveway

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're the drive-thru
Getting close to the

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the drive
in line at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, in back of us
All just waiting to

There's some idiot in a
With his brights on me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My says, "Maybe we should park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
like two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my hands and
"I know who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I a cheeseburger too"
She's like, "You onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I said that I do

we need curly fries
And don't you dare it
And two root beers
No, just one, we'll it"

Then I said, "I'm guessin'
You're probably not too
So read me my order
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, curly fries and a root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I ordered a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
That I really think you know

You can have refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So would I want that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this
And my is all like, "No, that ain't Paul
Now tell me, this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who to school with me
I sat him last year
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He used to be my
He was bald
And he to Pittsburgh last summer

He also had problems
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there
That's way more I needed to know!"

And then we both quiet
And got real intense
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be five and eighty two cents"

So we ahead in line
Movin' painfully
I got a bored
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my wife was getting a
So we just sat there quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have in your teeth"

She turned from me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's a little bit there but don't worry
It's probably just a of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or you call it
Put my hand in my
I believe there's no wallet!

And the at the window's like
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her eyes and
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches her purse
And busts out the American

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be cash
We don't take credit here"

I took the card and said
"Gee, Well that sucks!"
And that's I found out
My wife was only carryin' three

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So your wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to find change"
Now the at the window
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move this along"
I said, "Now hold your horses lady
We be long"

So I looked inside the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I a nickel in an ashtray
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space the seats

Before I had a little pile
Of coins of every
The lady it up and says
"You're still about a short"

And now my woman's got weird look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't even hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the chicken then"

So I up my change
up my receipt
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I just wait to eat

And now we see acne ridden
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky nametag that
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just spaced out for a second
I'm really kind of tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And we're finally drivin' away
And the food is me mad
With its bouquet

I'm to death
By the time we up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, that burger
I just gotta a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she hands me the
And I pick up the

And then I unwrap the
I bite those buns
And I can't believe it
forgot the onions!