Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 1)

Seven in the evening
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's late
cha wanna do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're let's eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But first you gotta me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I want to eat
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
like, "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my phone started to ring
Now who could be me?
Well I my caller ID

It was just cousin callin'
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I says no, she yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, your keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't feel like, gettin all up
And expensive food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front
the garage door
Then I open the car
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And I turn it sideways
we fasten our seat belts
As we out the driveway

Then we drive to the
Heading off to the
We're the drive-thru
Getting to the drive-thru

there at the drive-thru
Now we're at the drive thru
in line at the drive-thru
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the drive-thru
Me and her
Cars in of us, cars in back of us
All just to order

There's some idiot in a
With his brights on me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, cha tryin to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' bunny
So I ain't this ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
like two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

Then my wife
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a chicken
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I want a too"
She's like, "You onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

Plus we need curly
And don't you forget it
And two root beers
No, just one, split it"

Then I said, "I'm guessin'
You're probably not too
So me back my order
Let's sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, curly fries and a root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I ordered a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres else
That I really you should know

You can have refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, except we're in the
So what would I want for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that Paul
Now tell me, who's this

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who to school with me
I sat him last year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He used to be my
He was bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh summer

He had bladder problems
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
That's way than I needed to know!"

And we both were quiet
And got real intense
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be five and eighty two cents"

So we ahead in line
Movin' painfully
I got a little
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my wife was getting a
So we both just sat there
For her

I looked at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have somethin' in teeth"

She away from me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but worry
probably just a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or whatever you it
Put my in my pocket
I believe there's no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And out the American Express

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
gotta be cash only
We don't take credit here"

I took back the and said
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And when I found out
My wife was only carryin' bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So your wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to find change"
Now the lady at the
Is looking at me strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move this along"
I said, "Now hold your horses lady
We be long"

So I looked around inside the box
And checked the mat my feet
I a nickel in an ashtray
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the

Before I had a little pile
Of of every sort
The lady counts it up and
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my got this weird look
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really hungry in the place"

And so I around
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the chicken then"

So I up my change
Pick up my
And I drive to the window
Man, I just can't to eat

And now we see acne ridden
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky nametag that
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

he looks at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just spaced out there for a
I'm really kind of tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And then we're drivin' away
And the food is me mad
With its bouquet

I'm starvin' to
By the time we pull up at the traffic
I say, "Baby, that burger
I just gotta a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she hands me the
And I up the burger

And then I unwrap the
I bite into those
And I just believe it
They the onions!