Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 1)

Seven in the evening
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the
When my comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this 'Behind the
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's gettin'
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, what you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're hungry eat"
I said, "That's what gonna do!"

"But first you gotta me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell started to ring
Now who be callin' me?
Well I my caller ID

It was just Larry callin'
For the third today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, your keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't like, gettin all dressed up
And expensive food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King would make me
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I know we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the door
the garage door
Then I the car doors
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I it sideways
we fasten our seat belts
As we out the driveway

Then we drive to the
off to the drive-thru
We're the drive-thru
close to the drive-thru

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the drive
Here in at the drive-thru
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the drive-thru
Me and her
Cars in front of us, in back of us
All just waiting to

There's some idiot in a
With his brights on me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers with and cheese"

my wife says
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a chicken
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I a cheeseburger too"
She's like, "You want on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I said that I do

Plus we need fries
And don't you dare it
And two medium beers
No, just one, we'll it"

I said, "I'm guessin' that
You're not too bright
So read me back my
Let's sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, curly fries and a root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I ordered a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
That I really think you know

You can have refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So would I want that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this
And my wife is all like, "No, that Paul
Now tell me, this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who goes to school me
I sat behind him year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I know a guy named
He used to be my
He was bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh last

He had bladder problems
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there
That's way more I needed to know!"

And then we both quiet
And things got intense
And then she says, "Next please,
be five dollars and eighty two cents"

So we ahead in line
Movin' painfully
I got a little
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my was getting a headache
So we just sat there quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I you have somethin' in your teeth"

She turned from me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's a little bit there but don't worry
It's probably just a of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or you call it
Put my hand in my
I believe there's no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches her purse
And busts out the American

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's be cash only
We don't take credit here"

I took back the and said
"Gee, Well that sucks!"
And when I found out
My wife was only carryin' bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's your wallet

And I said, "Nevermind
Just me to find some change"
Now the lady at the
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta this line along"
I said, "Now hold stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I looked inside the glove box
And checked the mat my feet
I found a nickel in an
And a couple pennies and a dime in the between the seats

Before long I had a little
Of coins of every
The lady it up and says
"You're still about a short"

And now my woman's got this weird
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't really hungry in the first place"

And so I turned
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I up my change
up my receipt
And I drive to the window
Man, I just can't to eat

And now we see acne ridden
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky nametag says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just out there for a second
I'm really kind of tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And we're finally drivin' away
And the food is me mad
its intoxicating bouquet

I'm to death
By the time we up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I gotta have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she hands me the
And I pick up the

And then I the paper
I into those buns
And I just can't it
forgot the onions!