Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 1)

Seven o'clock in the
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the
my wife comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's gettin'
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, what you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But first you tell me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you want to get delivered?"
like, "Why would I want to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell started to ring
Now who could be me?
Well I my caller ID

It was cousin Larry callin'
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I no, she says yes
I no, she says yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't feel like, all dressed up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And King would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
Open the garage
I open the car doors
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And then I it sideways
Then we fasten our belts
As we out the driveway

Then we drive to the
off to the drive-thru
We're the drive-thru
close to the drive-thru

Almost there at the
Now here at the drive thru
Here in at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, here we are in the line
Me and her
Cars in of us, cars in back of us
All just to order

some idiot in a Volvo
With his on behind me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two with onions and cheese"

Then my wife
"Baby, on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a chicken
And I want a too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I said that I do

Plus we curly fries
And don't you forget it
And two medium root
No, one, we'll split it"

Then I said, "I'm guessin'
You're not too bright
So read me back my
Let's sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, curly fries and a root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I ordered a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres somethin'
I really think you should know

You can have refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So would I want that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this
And my is all like, "No, that ain't Paul
Now tell me, who's Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who goes to with me
I sat behind him last
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He to be my plumber
He was prematurely
And he to Pittsburgh last summer

He had bladder problems
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
That's way than I needed to know!"

And then we were quiet
And things got intense
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be five and eighty two cents"

So we inched ahead in
painfully slow
I got a bored
So I on the radio

Click, it off
my wife was getting a headache
So we both sat there quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I you have somethin' in your teeth"

She turned away me
And turned back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but don't
It's probably just a of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or you call it
Put my hand in my
I believe there's no wallet!

And the lady at the like
"Well well well, that'll be eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches her purse
And out the American Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
gotta be cash only
We don't take credit here"

I took the card and said
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And when I found out
My wife was only carryin' three

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So where's your anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just me to find some change"
Now the lady at the
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta this line along"
I said, "Now hold your horses lady
We be long"

So I looked around inside the box
And checked the mat beneath my
I found a in an ashtray
And a pennies and a dime in the space between the seats

long I had a little pile
Of coins of sort
The lady counts it up and
"You're still about a short"

And now my woman's got this look
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really hungry in the place"

And so I turned
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
Forget the sandwich then"

So I up my change
up my receipt
And I to the pickup window
Man, I just wait to eat

And now we see acne ridden
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky nametag that
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just spaced out there for a
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And then he hands me the
And we're finally drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm starvin' to
By the time we pull up at the light
I say, "Baby, gimme that
I just gotta a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she hands me the
And I up the burger

And then I unwrap the
I bite into those
And I can't believe it
They the onions!