Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 1)

Seven o'clock in the
Watchin somethin' on TV
I'm zoned out on the
When my comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's gettin'
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' but I could eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what gonna do!"

"But first you tell me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I don't
Do you want to get delivered?"
like, "Why would I want to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
like, "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell phone to ring
Now who could be me?
Well I my caller ID

It was just Larry callin'
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I no, she says yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, your keys"

I a little bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I feel like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I know we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front
Open the door
Then I the car doors
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I it sideways
Then we our seat belts
As we pull out the

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're approaching the
Getting to the drive-thru

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're at the drive thru
Here in line at the
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the drive-thru
Me and her
Cars in of us, cars in back of us
All just waiting to

some idiot in a Volvo
With his on behind me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers onions and cheese"

Then my wife
"Baby, hold on, I've my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I want a too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

we need curly fries
And you dare forget it
And two medium beers
No, one, we'll split it"

Then I said, "I'm guessin'
You're probably not too
So me back my order
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you want a
Three, curly fries and a large beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large root
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
That I think you should know

You can have refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So would I want that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't
Now tell me, this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who goes to with me
I sat behind him year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I know a guy named
He used to be my
He was bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh summer

He had bladder problems
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
That's way than I needed to know!"

And then we both were
And things got real
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched in line
Movin' painfully
I got a little
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my wife was a headache
So we just sat there quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have somethin' in teeth"

She turned from me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
still a little bit there but don't worry
It's just a piece of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or whatever you it
Put my hand in my
I can't believe no wallet!

And the lady at the like
"Well well well, that'll be eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her eyes and
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And busts out the Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
gotta be cash only
We don't take credit here"

I took back the and said
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And that's when I out
My was only carryin' three bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's your anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to find change"
Now the lady at the
Is looking at me strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta this line along"
I said, "Now your stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I a nickel in an ashtray
And a couple and a dime in the space between the seats

Before I had a little pile
Of coins of every
The lady it up and says
"You're still a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really hungry in the place"

And so I around
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the chicken then"

So I up my change
Pick up my
And I drive to the window
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see acne ridden
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I spaced out there for a second
I'm really kind of tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And then we're drivin' away
And the food is me mad
its intoxicating bouquet

I'm starvin' to
By the time we up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, that burger
I just gotta a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she me the burger
And I up the burger

And then I unwrap the
I bite those buns
And I just believe it
They the onions!