Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 1)

Seven o'clock in the
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the
my wife comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this the Music'
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's late
cha wanna do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' either but I eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I know, what about you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But you gotta tell me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why I want to eat liver?
I even like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell started to ring
Now who could be me?
Well I checked my ID

It was just cousin callin'
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, your keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't like, gettin all dressed up
And expensive food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the door
Open the garage
I open the car doors
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
we fasten our seat belts
As we pull out the

we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're approaching the
close to the drive-thru

Almost there at the
Now we're at the drive thru
Here in line at the
Did I mention the

Well, here we are in the line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, in back of us
All just waiting to

some idiot in a Volvo
With his on behind me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two with onions and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a chicken
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a chicken
And I a cheeseburger too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

Plus we need curly
And don't you dare it
And two root beers
No, just one, split it"

I said, "I'm guessin' that
You're not too bright
So me back my order
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, fries and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I ordered a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres else
I really think you should know

You can have refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except we're in the
So what would I want for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my is all like, "No, that ain't Paul
Now tell me, who's this

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who goes to with me
I sat him last year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He to be my plumber
He was bald
And he moved to last summer

He also had problems
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
That's way than I needed to know!"

And then we both quiet
And got real intense
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched in line
Movin' painfully
I got a bored
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my wife was a headache
So we both sat there quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have somethin' in teeth"

She turned away me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit but don't worry
It's probably a piece of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or whatever you it
Put my hand in my
I can't there's no wallet!

And the at the window's like
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just rolls her eyes and
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches into her
And out the American Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be cash
We don't take cards here"

I took the card and said
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And that's when I out
My wife was only carryin' bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So where's your wallet

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to some change"
Now the at the window
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move line along"
I said, "Now your stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I found a in an ashtray
And a couple and a dime in the space between the seats

Before I had a little pile
Of coins of sort
The counts it up and says
"You're still a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't really hungry in the first place"

And so I turned
To the again
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I pick up my
Pick up my
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I just can't to eat

And now we see this ridden
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky nametag says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just spaced out there for a
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And then he hands me the
And then we're drivin' away
And the food is me mad
With its bouquet

I'm to death
By the we pull up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, that burger
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she hands me the
And I pick up the

And then I the paper
I bite those buns
And I just believe it
forgot the onions!