Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 1)

Seven o'clock in the
somethin' stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the
When my wife comes in the room and me

And she says, Is this 'Behind the
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I know, say, it's gettin' late
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' but I could eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, what you?"
She says, "I don't care, if hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But you gotta tell me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I want to eat
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell started to ring
Now who could be me?
Well I my caller ID

It was just Larry callin'
For the third today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I no, she says yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, here's keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I don't feel like, gettin all up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the door
the garage door
Then I open the car
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
Then we fasten our belts
As we out the driveway

Then we to the drive-thru
off to the drive-thru
We're approaching the
Getting to the drive-thru

there at the drive-thru
Now we're at the drive thru
in line at the drive-thru
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the drive-thru
Me and her
Cars in front of us, in back of us
All just waiting to

some idiot in a Volvo
With his on behind me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two with onions and cheese"

my wife says
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a chicken
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my head in my hands and
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a chicken
And I want a too"
She's like, "You onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

Plus we need fries
And don't you forget it
And two medium root
No, just one, split it"

Then I said, "I'm guessin'
You're not too bright
So me back my order
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, curly and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
That I think you should know

You can have refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, except we're in the
So what I want that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your voice so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't
Now tell me, who's Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who goes to school me
I sat behind him last
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I know a guy Paul
He used to be my
He was bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh summer

He had bladder problems
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
That's way than I needed to know!"

And then we both quiet
And things got real
And she says, "Next window please,
be five dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched in line
Movin' slow
I got a bored
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my was getting a headache
So we both just sat quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you somethin' in your teeth"

She away from me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's a little bit there but don't worry
It's probably just a of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or you call it
Put my in my pocket
I can't believe no wallet!

And the at the window's like
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And busts out the Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
gotta be cash only
We don't credit cards here"

I took back the card and
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And that's I found out
My was only carryin' three bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So where's your wallet

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to some change"
Now the lady at the
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We move this line along"
I said, "Now your stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And the mat beneath my feet
I found a in an ashtray
And a pennies and a dime in the space between the seats

Before long I had a little
Of coins of every
The lady counts it up and
"You're still a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this look
on her face
She screams, "You
I even really hungry in the first place"

And so I turned
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I up my change
up my receipt
And I to the pickup window
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see acne ridden
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky nametag says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

he looks at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just spaced out for a second
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And then we're drivin' away
And the food is me mad
its intoxicating bouquet

I'm to death
By the time we pull up at the traffic
I say, "Baby, that burger
I gotta have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she hands me the
And I pick up the

And then I unwrap the
I bite into buns
And I just believe it
forgot the onions!