Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 1)

Seven o'clock in the
Watchin somethin' on TV
I'm zoned out on the
When my wife in the room and sees me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I know, say, it's gettin' late
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' either but I eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I know, what about you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what gonna do!"

"But first you tell me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I don't
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why I want to eat liver?
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just don't any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell phone started to
Now who could be me?
I checked my caller ID

It was just cousin Larry
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I no, she says yes, I says no, she says yes
I no, she says yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And King would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I know we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
the garage door
Then I open the car
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And I turn it sideways
we fasten our seat belts
As we pull out the

Then we to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're approaching the
Getting close to the

there at the drive-thru
Now here at the drive thru
Here in at the drive-thru
Did I mention the

Well, here we are in the drive-thru
Me and her
Cars in front of us, in back of us
All just to order

There's some in a Volvo
With his on behind me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm bunny slippers
So I ain't this ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers onions and cheese"

Then my wife
"Baby, hold on, I've my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a chicken
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I want a too"
She's like, "You want on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

Plus we need fries
And you dare forget it
And two medium root
No, one, we'll split it"

Then I said, "I'm that
probably not too bright
So read me my order
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you a chicken sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, fries and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large root
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres else
That I think you should know

You can have unlimited
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So what would I that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't
Now tell me, this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who goes to school me
I sat behind him last
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I know a guy named
He to be my plumber
He was prematurely
And he moved to Pittsburgh summer

He also had bladder
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
That's way than I needed to know!"

And then we both were
And things got intense
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be five dollars and two cents"

So we inched ahead in
Movin' slow
I got a bored
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my wife was a headache
So we both just sat quietly
For her

Then I at her
And she back at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have somethin' in teeth"

She away from me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but don't
It's probably a piece of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or whatever you it
Put my in my pocket
I can't believe no wallet!

And the lady at the like
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I turn around to my and say
"How much you got on you?"

She rolls her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches into her
And busts out the American

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
gotta be cash only
We take credit cards here"

I took back the card and
"Gee, really? Well sucks!"
And that's I found out
My wife was only carryin' three

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's your wallet

And I said, "Nevermind
help me to find some change"
Now the at the window
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta this line along"
I said, "Now your stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I looked around the glove box
And checked the mat my feet
I found a nickel in an
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the

long I had a little pile
Of coins of every
The counts it up and says
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got weird look
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't really hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
Forget the sandwich then"

So I up my change
Pick up my
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I just can't to eat

And now we see acne ridden
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey,
I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just out there for a second
I'm really kind of tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And then we're drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its bouquet

I'm to death
By the time we up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I just gotta a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she hands me the
And I up the burger

And then I the paper
I bite into those
And I just believe it
They the onions!