Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 1)

Seven in the evening
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my wife in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this the Music'
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, gettin' late
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I know, what about you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But first you tell me
What it is hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why I want to eat liver?
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just don't any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my cell started to ring
Now who be callin' me?
Well I checked my ID

It was cousin Larry callin'
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I no, she says yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, here's keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't feel like, all dressed up
And eatin' food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And King would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I what we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we out the front door
the garage door
Then I open the car
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
we fasten our seat belts
As we pull out the

Then we to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
approaching the drive-thru
Getting close to the

there at the drive-thru
Now here at the drive thru
Here in at the drive-thru
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, in back of us
All just waiting to

There's some idiot in a
his brights on behind me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My says, "Maybe we should park
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' bunny
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
like two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, hold on, I've my mind!
I think I'm have a chicken sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The on the speaker says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then take our
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a chicken
And I want a too"
She's like, "You onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

Plus we need fries
And don't you dare it
And two root beers
No, just one, we'll it"

Then I said, "I'm that
You're probably not too
So read me back my
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you want a
Three, curly fries and a large beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large beer
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
I really think you should know

You can unlimited refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So what I want that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this
And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't
Now tell me, who's this

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who goes to with me
I sat him last year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I a guy named Paul
He used to be my
He was bald
And he moved to last summer

He had bladder problems
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there
That's way more I needed to know!"

And then we both quiet
And got real intense
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be five and eighty two cents"

So we inched in line
Movin' painfully
I got a bored
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my wife was getting a
So we both just sat there
For her

I looked at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have somethin' in teeth"

She turned away me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but worry
It's just a piece of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or you call it
Put my hand in my
I can't there's no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well well, that'll be eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just rolls her eyes and
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And out the American Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
gotta be cash only
We don't credit cards here"

I back the card and said
"Gee, Well that sucks!"
And that's I found out
My wife was only carryin' bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just help me to some change"
Now the at the window
Is looking at me strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta this line along"
I said, "Now hold your horses lady
We be long"

So I around inside the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I found a in an ashtray
And a couple pennies and a in the space between the seats

Before long I had a pile
Of of every sort
The lady it up and says
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got weird look
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't even hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the cashier
I and said, "Okay
Forget the chicken then"

So I pick up my
up my receipt
And I drive to the window
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this ridden
Kid about
Wearin' a dorky nametag says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just out there for a second
I'm really kind of tonight"

And he hands me the ketchup
And then we're drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its intoxicating

I'm to death
By the we pull up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I just gotta a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she me the burger
And I pick up the

And I unwrap the paper
I into those buns
And I just believe it
They the onions!