Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 1)

Seven in the evening
Watchin somethin' on TV
I'm zoned out on the
When my comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's late
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' but I could eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I know, what about you?"
She says, "I care, if you're hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's what gonna do!"

"But you gotta tell me
What it is hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I don't
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I to eat liver?
I even like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I just don't any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell phone to ring
Now who could be me?
Well I checked my ID

It was just cousin Larry
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, here's keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I feel like, gettin all dressed up
And expensive food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I know we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front
Open the door
Then I the car doors
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
Then we fasten our seat
As we out the driveway

Then we drive to the
Heading off to the
We're the drive-thru
Getting to the drive-thru

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the thru
Here in at the drive-thru
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
in front of us, cars in back of us
All just to order

There's some idiot in a
With his brights on me
I lean out the and scream
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I your order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two with onions and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, hold on, I've my mind!
I think I'm have a chicken sandwich
Instead time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I a cheeseburger too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

we need curly fries
And don't you forget it
And two root beers
No, just one, we'll it"

Then I said, "I'm guessin'
probably not too bright
So read me my order
Let's make you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you want a
Three, fries and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I ordered a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
That I really think you know

You can have unlimited
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So what would I that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this
And my wife is all like, "No, that Paul
Now tell me, this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who to school with me
I sat him last year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I know a guy Paul
He to be my plumber
He was bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh last

He also had problems
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
That's way more than I to know!"

And then we both quiet
And things got intense
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be five dollars and two cents"

So we inched ahead in
painfully slow
I got a little
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my was getting a headache
So we both just sat quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I you have somethin' in your teeth"

She away from me
And then back and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's a little bit there but don't worry
It's probably just a of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or you call it
Put my hand in my
I can't there's no wallet!

And the at the window's like
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches her purse
And busts out the Express

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be cash
We don't credit cards here"

I took the card and said
"Gee, Well that sucks!"
And that's I found out
My wife was only carryin' bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So where's your wallet

And I said, "Nevermind
Just me to find some change"
Now the at the window
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move line along"
I said, "Now hold your horses lady
We be long"

So I looked around inside the box
And checked the mat my feet
I found a nickel in an
And a couple pennies and a dime in the between the seats

Before long I had a little
Of coins of sort
The counts it up and says
"You're still a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I wasn't even really hungry in the place"

And so I turned
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the sandwich then"

So I pick up my
up my receipt
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I just can't to eat

And now we see this ridden
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just spaced out there for a
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And then he hands me the
And then finally drivin' away
And the food is me mad
its intoxicating bouquet

I'm to death
By the we pull up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, gimme that
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she me the burger
And I pick up the

And I unwrap the paper
I bite those buns
And I can't believe it
They the onions!