Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 1)

Seven in the evening
Watchin somethin' on TV
I'm zoned out on the
my wife comes in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's late
cha wanna do for dinner?

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're let's eat"
I said, "That's what gonna do!"

"But you gotta tell me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I want to eat
I don't like liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
like, "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my phone started to ring
Now who could be me?
I checked my caller ID

It was cousin Larry callin'
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why don't you up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I no, she says yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she yes, oh, here's your keys"

I step a little bit
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I feel like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And King would make me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm take you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know what do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the door
the garage door
Then I open the car
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I turn it
Then we our seat belts
As we out the driveway

Then we to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're the drive-thru
close to the drive-thru

Almost there at the
Now we're here at the thru
Here in line at the
Did I mention the

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, in back of us
All just to order

There's some in a Volvo
his brights on behind me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' bunny
So I leavin' this ride"

Now a on a speaker box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers with and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my head in my and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I a cheeseburger too"
She's like, "You want on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

we need curly fries
And don't you dare it
And two medium root
No, just one, split it"

I said, "I'm guessin' that
You're probably not too
So read me my order
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, curly fries and a root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large root
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
That I think you should know

You can have refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So what I want that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar, hey, is Paul?
And my is all like, "No, that ain't Paul
Now tell me, who's Paul?

She says, "Oh, just some guy
Who goes to with me
I sat behind him last
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I know a guy Paul
He to be my plumber
He was bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh summer

He had bladder problems
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
That's way more than I to know!"

And then we both were
And got real intense
And she says, "Next window please,
That'll be five and eighty two cents"

So we ahead in line
painfully slow
I got a bored
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my wife was a headache
So we both just sat there
For her

I looked at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have in your teeth"

She turned from me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

Then she said, "How now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but worry
probably just a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or you call it
Put my hand in my
I can't believe no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well well, that'll be eighty-two"
I turn around to my and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches her purse
And busts out the Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be cash
We don't credit cards here"

I took back the and said
"Gee, Well that sucks!"
And that's I found out
My wife was only carryin' three

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So your wallet anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just me to find some change"
Now the lady at the
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta this line along"
I said, "Now hold stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I looked around inside the box
And checked the mat beneath my
I a nickel in an ashtray
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the

long I had a little pile
Of coins of sort
The counts it up and says
"You're still a dollar short"

And now my got this weird look
on her face
She screams, "You
I even really hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the sandwich then"

So I up my change
Pick up my
And I drive to the pickup
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this ridden
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky nametag that
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he hands me a bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, that's
I just spaced out there for a
I'm really kind of tonight"

And then he hands me the
And then we're finally away
And the food is me mad
its intoxicating bouquet

I'm starvin' to
By the time we up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I just gotta a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she me the burger
And I pick up the

And then I the paper
I bite those buns
And I just can't it
forgot the onions!