Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 1)

Seven o'clock in the
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the
When my wife comes in the and sees me

And she says, Is this 'Behind the
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I know, say, it's gettin' late
What cha wanna do for

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're hungry eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But you gotta tell me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I up and I said, "I don't know
Do you to get something delivered?"
like, "Why would I want to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I know what I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I don't want any liver!"

Well, I was gonna say
But my phone started to ring
Now who be callin' me?
Well I checked my ID

It was just cousin Larry
For the third time
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, can't we go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, your keys"

I a little bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't like, gettin all dressed up
And expensive food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King would me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I know we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the door
Open the door
Then I the car doors
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I it sideways
Then we our seat belts
As we pull out the

Then we to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're approaching the
Getting to the drive-thru

Almost at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the thru
Here in line at the
Did I mention the

Well, we are in the drive-thru line
Me and her
Cars in of us, cars in back of us
All waiting to order

There's some in a Volvo
With his brights on me
I out the window and scream
"Hey, what cha to do, blind me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We just go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers onions and cheese"

Then my says
"Baby, hold on, I've my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a chicken
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my head in my hands and
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I wanna get a sandwich
And I want a too"
She's like, "You onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I said that I do

Plus we need curly
And don't you dare it
And two medium root
No, just one, we'll it"

I said, "I'm guessin' that
You're not too bright
So read me back my
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you want a
Three, curly fries and a large beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And all I could say was "oh"
And she says, "Now theres else
That I think you should know

You can unlimited refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except in the drive-thru
So what would I want for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
voice sounds so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't
Now tell me, who's Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who goes to school me
I sat him last year
And I copied off of him in

I said, "I know a guy named
He used to be my
He was prematurely
And he moved to Pittsburgh last

He also had bladder
And a bad infection on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can right there
That's way than I needed to know!"

And then we both were
And things got real
And then she says, "Next please,
be five dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched in line
Movin' painfully
I got a bored
So I on the radio

Click, it off
Because my was getting a headache
So we both just sat quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have somethin' in teeth"

She away from me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, don't it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a bit there but don't worry
It's probably a piece of toast"

Now we're at the pay
Or you call it
Put my in my pocket
I can't there's no wallet!

And the lady at the window's
"Well well, that'll be five eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just rolls her eyes and
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches into her
And busts out the Express

I it to the lady
And she says, "Oh
It's be cash only
We take credit cards here"

I took back the card and
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And that's when I out
My wife was carryin' three bucks

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So where's your anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
help me to find some change"
Now the at the window
Is looking at me kinda

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move line along"
I said, "Now your stinkin' horses lady
We be long"

So I looked inside the glove box
And checked the mat my feet
I found a nickel in an
And a couple and a dime in the space between the seats

Before long I had a little
Of of every sort
The lady it up and says
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this weird
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't even hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the again
I and said, "Okay
the chicken sandwich then"

So I up my change
up my receipt
And I to the pickup window
Man, I just can't to eat

And now we see this ridden
Kid sixteen
Wearin' a dorky nametag that
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get some for my fries?"

he looks at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
What did you again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just out there for a second
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And then finally drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
With its bouquet

I'm starvin' to
By the time we up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, that burger
I just have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she hands me the
And I up the burger

And then I unwrap the
I bite into buns
And I can't believe it
forgot the onions!