Luyện nghe bài hát Too Drunk to Fish

Now me and Harold this buddy of mine that we'd go fishin'
one time, so we drove to the lake with my new bass boat. I
brought the poles the pork and beans the saltine crackers
and the canned sardines, and Harold brought all the one man
could tote. While I loaded the boat and the tank and tried to
get that motor to crank, Harold sat there sippin' on a longneck
beer. While I was steerin' the boat and tyin' the he was
drinkin' straight from the jug and he was
singing "Melancholy Baby" when we the pier, huh, huh...

Oh, never go with a man who has been drinkin'
Cause things might not work out like you'd wish
Just that fool at home to drink
He'll be as happy fishin' in the kitchen sink
Don't go near the water with a man too to fish

Well, I was concentratin', perfectin' my cast, to land a
trophy bass and Harold was havin' tryin' to find the lake.
Layin' there beside him at his feet was an line coiled up
real neat, Harold saw it went white as a and
"Snake!" Well, he jumped straight up and began to
yell. I said "Sit down and behave yourself. Can't you see
that ain't but a piece of rope." Ha, ha... Well, he was
scared to death, out of his mind tryin' not to get bit by that
anchor line and he grabbed my blew a hole in the bottom of
the boat...(Blam! Harold! Glup... glub... glub)

Never go fishin' a man who has been drinkin'
Cause things just might not work out like you'd
Just leave that fool at to drink
He'll be just as happy fishin' in the sink
go near the water with a man too drunk to fish

Now too to fish is too drunk to swim. So I was dog paddlin'
and draggin' him and made it to a little sand bar just big
enough for two. It was way after when that helicopter came with
big searchlight and callin' our names. And Harold looked up to
the sky and said, "Lord is you?"

And then he knelt there in that heavenly glow and "Lord you
know I ready to go so if you pass me by tonight, oh... I will
reform." Then they threw down a raft and I paddled us he never
touched a drop that moment on. Ya know the Lord works in
mysterious ways his to perform.

Never go fishin' with a man who has drinkin'
Cause things just might not work out like wish
Just leave that fool at home to
He'll be as happy fishin' in the kitchen sink
go near the water with a man too drunk to fish
Don't go the water with a man too drunk to fish...