Luyện nghe bài hát Too Drunk to Fish

Now me and Harold this of mine decided that we'd go fishin'
one time, so we drove to the lake with my brand new boat. I
brought the fishin' poles the pork and beans the saltine
and the sardines, and Harold brought all the booze one man
could tote. While I loaded the boat and filled the and tried to
get that motor to crank, Harold just sat there on a longneck
beer. While I was steerin' the and tyin' the plugs he was
drinkin' moonshine straight the jug and he was
singing "Melancholy Baby" when we the pier, huh, huh...

Oh, never go with a man who has been drinkin'
Cause things just might not out like you'd wish
Just leave that fool at home to
He'll be as happy fishin' in the kitchen sink
Don't go near the with a man too drunk to fish

Well, I was concentratin', perfectin' my cast, hopin' to a
trophy bass and was havin' trouble tryin' to find the lake.
Layin' beside him at his feet was an anchor line coiled up
real neat, saw it went white as a ghost and
hollered "Snake!" Well, he straight up and began to
yell. I said "Sit down Harold and yourself. Can't you see
that ain't but a piece of rope." Ha, ha... Well, he was
scared to death, out of his mind tryin' not to get bit by that
anchor line and he grabbed my shotgun blew a hole in the of
the boat...(Blam! Harold! Glup... glub... glub)

Never go with a man who has been drinkin'
Cause things just might not work out like wish
Just leave fool at home to drink
He'll be just as happy fishin' in the sink
Don't go the water with a man too drunk to fish

Now too drunk to fish is too to swim. So I was dog paddlin'
and draggin' him and finally it to a little sand bar just big
enough for two. It was way after dark when that helicopter came
that big searchlight and callin' our names. And Harold up to
the sky and said, "Lord is you?"

And then he knelt in that heavenly glow and said "Lord you
know I ain't ready to go so if you me by tonight, oh... I will
reform." Then they threw down a and I paddled us home he never
touched a drop from that on. Ya know the Lord works in
mysterious his miracles to perform.

Never go fishin' with a man who has drinkin'
Cause things just might not work out you'd wish
Just leave fool at home to drink
He'll be just as happy in the kitchen sink
Don't go near the water a man too drunk to fish
Don't go near the water with a man too to fish...