Luyện nghe bài hát Too Drunk to Fish

Now me and this buddy of mine decided that we'd go fishin'
one time, so we drove to the lake my brand new bass boat. I
brought the fishin' poles the and beans the saltine crackers
and the sardines, and Harold brought all the booze one man
could tote. I loaded the boat and filled the tank and tried to
get that motor to crank, Harold just sat there sippin' on a
beer. While I was steerin' the boat and the plugs he was
drinkin' straight from the jug and he was
singing "Melancholy Baby" we left the pier, huh, huh...

Oh, never go with a man who has been drinkin'
Cause things just might not work out like you'd
Just leave that at home to drink
He'll be just as happy fishin' in the sink
Don't go near the water a man too drunk to fish

Well, I was concentratin', perfectin' my cast, to land a
trophy bass and Harold was havin' trouble tryin' to the lake.
Layin' there beside him at his feet was an anchor line up
real neat, Harold saw it went white as a and
hollered "Snake!" Well, he jumped straight up and to
yell. I said "Sit Harold and behave yourself. Can't you see
that ain't but a piece of rope." Ha, ha... Well, he was
to death, plumb out of his mind tryin' not to get bit by that
anchor line and he grabbed my shotgun blew a hole in the of
the boat...(Blam! Harold! Glup... glub... glub)

Never go fishin' with a man who has drinkin'
Cause things just not work out like you'd wish
Just leave that at home to drink
He'll be as happy fishin' in the kitchen sink
Don't go near the water a man too drunk to fish

Now too to fish is too drunk to swim. So I was dog paddlin'
and draggin' him and finally made it to a little bar just big
for two. It was way after dark when that helicopter came with
that big searchlight and callin' our names. And Harold up to
the sky and said, "Lord is you?"

And then he knelt there in heavenly glow and said "Lord you
I ain't ready to go so if you pass me by tonight, oh... I will
reform." Then they threw down a and I paddled us home he never
touched a drop from moment on. Ya know the Lord works in
mysterious his miracles to perform.

Never go fishin' with a man who has drinkin'
Cause things might not work out like you'd wish
Just leave that at home to drink
be just as happy fishin' in the kitchen sink
Don't go near the water a man too drunk to fish
Don't go the water with a man too drunk to fish...