Luyện nghe bài hát Too Drunk to Fish

Now me and Harold this buddy of mine decided we'd go fishin'
one time, so we to the lake with my brand new bass boat. I
brought the fishin' poles the pork and beans the crackers
and the canned sardines, and Harold brought all the one man
could tote. I loaded the boat and filled the tank and tried to
get that motor to crank, Harold sat there sippin' on a longneck
beer. While I was steerin' the boat and the plugs he was
drinkin' moonshine from the jug and he was
"Melancholy Baby" when we left the pier, huh, huh...

Oh, never go fishin' a man who has been drinkin'
Cause things just might not work out like wish
Just leave that fool at to drink
be just as happy fishin' in the kitchen sink
Don't go near the water a man too drunk to fish

Well, I was concentratin', my cast, hopin' to land a
trophy bass and Harold was havin' tryin' to find the lake.
Layin' there beside him at his feet was an anchor coiled up
real neat, saw it went white as a ghost and
hollered "Snake!" Well, he jumped straight up and to
yell. I said "Sit Harold and behave yourself. Can't you see
that ain't nothin' but a of rope." Ha, ha... Well, he was
to death, plumb out of his mind tryin' not to get bit by that
anchor line and he grabbed my blew a hole in the bottom of
the boat...(Blam! Harold! Glup... glub... glub)

Never go fishin' with a man who has been
Cause things just might not work out like wish
Just that fool at home to drink
He'll be as happy fishin' in the kitchen sink
Don't go near the with a man too drunk to fish

Now too drunk to fish is too to swim. So I was dog paddlin'
and draggin' him and finally it to a little sand bar just big
enough for two. It was way after dark when that helicopter with
big searchlight and callin' our names. And Harold looked up to
the sky and said, "Lord is you?"

And then he knelt there in that glow and said "Lord you
know I ain't to go so if you pass me by tonight, oh... I will
reform." they threw down a raft and I paddled us home he never
touched a drop that moment on. Ya know the Lord works in
ways his miracles to perform.

Never go with a man who has been drinkin'
Cause things just not work out like you'd wish
leave that fool at home to drink
He'll be as happy fishin' in the kitchen sink
Don't go near the water with a man too to fish
Don't go near the water with a man too to fish...