Luyện nghe bài hát Too Drunk to Fish

Now me and Harold this buddy of mine decided that we'd go
one time, so we drove to the lake with my new bass boat. I
brought the poles the pork and beans the saltine crackers
and the canned sardines, and Harold all the booze one man
could tote. While I the boat and filled the tank and tried to
get motor to crank, Harold just sat there sippin' on a longneck
beer. While I was steerin' the boat and the plugs he was
drinkin' moonshine straight the jug and he was
singing "Melancholy Baby" we left the pier, huh, huh...

Oh, never go with a man who has been drinkin'
Cause things just might not work out like wish
Just leave that fool at to drink
be just as happy fishin' in the kitchen sink
Don't go near the water with a man too to fish

Well, I was concentratin', my cast, hopin' to land a
bass and Harold was havin' trouble tryin' to find the lake.
Layin' there beside him at his feet was an anchor line up
real neat, Harold saw it went white as a and
hollered "Snake!" Well, he jumped up and began to
yell. I said "Sit Harold and behave yourself. Can't you see
ain't nothin' but a piece of rope." Ha, ha... Well, he was
scared to death, plumb out of his tryin' not to get bit by that
line and he grabbed my shotgun blew a hole in the bottom of
the boat...(Blam! Harold! Glup... glub... glub)

Never go with a man who has been drinkin'
Cause things just not work out like you'd wish
leave that fool at home to drink
He'll be as happy fishin' in the kitchen sink
Don't go near the water with a man too drunk to

Now too drunk to fish is too to swim. So I was dog paddlin'
and draggin' him and finally made it to a little sand bar big
enough for two. It was way after when that helicopter came with
big searchlight and callin' our names. And Harold looked up to
the sky and said, "Lord is you?"

And then he knelt there in that heavenly glow and "Lord you
know I ready to go so if you pass me by tonight, oh... I will
reform." Then they threw down a and I paddled us home he never
touched a drop from that on. Ya know the Lord works in
mysterious his miracles to perform.

Never go fishin' with a man who has been
Cause things just not work out like you'd wish
Just leave fool at home to drink
He'll be just as happy fishin' in the kitchen
go near the water with a man too drunk to fish
Don't go the water with a man too drunk to fish...