Luyện nghe bài hát Too Drunk to Fish

Now me and Harold this buddy of decided that we'd go fishin'
one time, so we drove to the lake with my new bass boat. I
brought the fishin' poles the pork and the saltine crackers
and the canned sardines, and Harold brought all the one man
could tote. While I loaded the boat and filled the and tried to
get that motor to crank, Harold just sat there sippin' on a
beer. While I was steerin' the and tyin' the plugs he was
drinkin' moonshine from the jug and he was
singing "Melancholy Baby" we left the pier, huh, huh...

Oh, never go with a man who has been drinkin'
Cause things just not work out like you'd wish
leave that fool at home to drink
He'll be just as happy fishin' in the kitchen
Don't go near the water with a man too drunk to

Well, I was concentratin', perfectin' my cast, to land a
trophy bass and Harold was havin' trouble tryin' to the lake.
Layin' there beside him at his was an anchor line coiled up
real neat, Harold saw it went as a ghost and
hollered "Snake!" Well, he jumped straight up and to
yell. I said "Sit down and behave yourself. Can't you see
that nothin' but a piece of rope." Ha, ha... Well, he was
scared to death, plumb out of his tryin' not to get bit by that
anchor line and he grabbed my shotgun blew a hole in the of
the boat...(Blam! Harold! Glup... glub... glub)

Never go with a man who has been drinkin'
Cause things just not work out like you'd wish
Just leave that fool at home to
He'll be just as happy fishin' in the kitchen
Don't go near the with a man too drunk to fish

Now too drunk to fish is too drunk to swim. So I was dog
and draggin' him and made it to a little sand bar just big
enough for two. It was way after dark when that came with
that big searchlight and callin' our names. And looked up to
the sky and said, "Lord is you?"

And then he knelt there in heavenly glow and said "Lord you
know I ready to go so if you pass me by tonight, oh... I will
reform." Then they down a raft and I paddled us home he never
touched a drop from that moment on. Ya know the works in
mysterious his miracles to perform.

Never go with a man who has been drinkin'
Cause things just not work out like you'd wish
leave that fool at home to drink
He'll be as happy fishin' in the kitchen sink
Don't go near the water a man too drunk to fish
Don't go near the water a man too drunk to fish...