Luyện nghe bài hát Too Drunk to Fish

Now me and Harold this of mine decided that we'd go fishin'
one time, so we to the lake with my brand new bass boat. I
brought the fishin' poles the and beans the saltine crackers
and the canned sardines, and Harold brought all the one man
tote. While I loaded the boat and filled the tank and tried to
get that motor to crank, Harold just sat sippin' on a longneck
beer. While I was steerin' the and tyin' the plugs he was
drinkin' moonshine from the jug and he was
singing "Melancholy Baby" when we the pier, huh, huh...

Oh, never go fishin' a man who has been drinkin'
Cause things just might not work out you'd wish
Just leave that fool at to drink
He'll be just as fishin' in the kitchen sink
go near the water with a man too drunk to fish

Well, I was concentratin', my cast, hopin' to land a
trophy bass and was havin' trouble tryin' to find the lake.
Layin' beside him at his feet was an anchor line coiled up
real neat, Harold saw it white as a ghost and
hollered "Snake!" Well, he jumped up and began to
yell. I said "Sit down Harold and yourself. Can't you see
that nothin' but a piece of rope." Ha, ha... Well, he was
to death, plumb out of his mind tryin' not to get bit by that
anchor and he grabbed my shotgun blew a hole in the bottom of
the boat...(Blam! Harold! Glup... glub... glub)

Never go fishin' a man who has been drinkin'
Cause things just might not work out you'd wish
Just leave that fool at home to
He'll be just as happy fishin' in the kitchen
go near the water with a man too drunk to fish

Now too drunk to fish is too to swim. So I was dog paddlin'
and draggin' him and finally made it to a little bar just big
enough for two. It was way after dark when that helicopter with
big searchlight and callin' our names. And Harold looked up to
the sky and said, "Lord is you?"

And he knelt there in that heavenly glow and said "Lord you
know I ain't ready to go so if you pass me by tonight, oh... I
reform." Then they threw down a and I paddled us home he never
touched a from that moment on. Ya know the Lord works in
mysterious his miracles to perform.

Never go fishin' with a man who has been
Cause just might not work out like you'd wish
leave that fool at home to drink
He'll be just as happy fishin' in the sink
go near the water with a man too drunk to fish
Don't go near the water with a man too to fish...