Luyện nghe bài hát Too Drunk to Fish

Now me and Harold buddy of mine decided that we'd go fishin'
one time, so we to the lake with my brand new bass boat. I
brought the poles the pork and beans the saltine crackers
and the canned sardines, and brought all the booze one man
could tote. While I loaded the boat and filled the tank and to
get that motor to crank, Harold sat there sippin' on a longneck
beer. While I was the boat and tyin' the plugs he was
moonshine straight from the jug and he was
singing "Melancholy Baby" we left the pier, huh, huh...

Oh, never go with a man who has been drinkin'
Cause things just might not work out like wish
Just leave that at home to drink
be just as happy fishin' in the kitchen sink
Don't go near the water with a man too drunk to

Well, I was concentratin', perfectin' my cast, hopin' to a
trophy and Harold was havin' trouble tryin' to find the lake.
Layin' there beside him at his feet was an anchor line up
real neat, Harold saw it went as a ghost and
hollered "Snake!" Well, he jumped straight up and to
yell. I said "Sit down Harold and yourself. Can't you see
that ain't nothin' but a of rope." Ha, ha... Well, he was
to death, plumb out of his mind tryin' not to get bit by that
anchor and he grabbed my shotgun blew a hole in the bottom of
the boat...(Blam! Harold! Glup... glub... glub)

Never go fishin' a man who has been drinkin'
Cause things just might not work out like wish
Just leave fool at home to drink
He'll be just as happy fishin' in the kitchen
Don't go near the water a man too drunk to fish

Now too to fish is too drunk to swim. So I was dog paddlin'
and draggin' him and finally made it to a little bar just big
enough for two. It was way after dark when that helicopter came
big searchlight and callin' our names. And Harold looked up to
the sky and said, "Lord is you?"

And then he knelt there in heavenly glow and said "Lord you
I ain't ready to go so if you pass me by tonight, oh... I will
reform." Then they threw down a raft and I paddled us home he
touched a drop from that moment on. Ya the Lord works in
ways his miracles to perform.

Never go with a man who has been drinkin'
Cause things just might not work out you'd wish
Just leave that fool at to drink
He'll be as happy fishin' in the kitchen sink
go near the water with a man too drunk to fish
Don't go near the with a man too drunk to fish...