Luyện nghe bài hát Too Drunk to Fish

Now me and Harold this buddy of mine decided that go fishin'
one time, so we drove to the with my brand new bass boat. I
brought the fishin' poles the pork and beans the crackers
and the canned sardines, and Harold all the booze one man
could tote. While I loaded the boat and filled the tank and to
get motor to crank, Harold just sat there sippin' on a longneck
beer. While I was steerin' the boat and tyin' the he was
drinkin' straight from the jug and he was
singing "Melancholy Baby" we left the pier, huh, huh...

Oh, never go fishin' with a man who has been
Cause things just might not work out you'd wish
Just leave that fool at to drink
He'll be just as happy fishin' in the kitchen
go near the water with a man too drunk to fish

Well, I was concentratin', perfectin' my cast, to land a
trophy bass and Harold was havin' trouble to find the lake.
Layin' there him at his feet was an anchor line coiled up
real neat, saw it went white as a ghost and
hollered "Snake!" Well, he jumped up and began to
yell. I said "Sit down Harold and behave yourself. you see
that ain't but a piece of rope." Ha, ha... Well, he was
scared to death, plumb out of his tryin' not to get bit by that
anchor line and he my shotgun blew a hole in the bottom of
the boat...(Blam! Harold! Glup... glub... glub)

Never go fishin' with a man who has been
Cause things just might not out like you'd wish
Just leave that fool at to drink
He'll be just as fishin' in the kitchen sink
Don't go near the with a man too drunk to fish

Now too to fish is too drunk to swim. So I was dog paddlin'
and draggin' him and finally it to a little sand bar just big
for two. It was way after dark when that helicopter came with
that big searchlight and callin' our names. And looked up to
the sky and said, "Lord is you?"

And he knelt there in that heavenly glow and said "Lord you
I ain't ready to go so if you pass me by tonight, oh... I will
reform." Then they down a raft and I paddled us home he never
touched a drop from moment on. Ya know the Lord works in
mysterious his miracles to perform.

Never go fishin' with a man who has drinkin'
Cause just might not work out like you'd wish
Just leave fool at home to drink
be just as happy fishin' in the kitchen sink
Don't go the water with a man too drunk to fish
go near the water with a man too drunk to fish...