Luyện nghe bài hát Too Drunk to Fish

Now me and Harold this of mine decided that we'd go fishin'
one time, so we drove to the lake my brand new bass boat. I
brought the fishin' poles the pork and beans the saltine
and the sardines, and Harold brought all the booze one man
tote. While I loaded the boat and filled the tank and tried to
get that motor to crank, Harold just sat sippin' on a longneck
beer. I was steerin' the boat and tyin' the plugs he was
drinkin' moonshine straight the jug and he was
"Melancholy Baby" when we left the pier, huh, huh...

Oh, go fishin' with a man who has been drinkin'
Cause things just might not work out like you'd
leave that fool at home to drink
He'll be just as happy in the kitchen sink
Don't go near the water with a man too drunk to

Well, I was concentratin', perfectin' my cast, to land a
trophy bass and Harold was trouble tryin' to find the lake.
there beside him at his feet was an anchor line coiled up
real neat, Harold saw it went as a ghost and
hollered "Snake!" Well, he jumped up and began to
yell. I said "Sit down and behave yourself. Can't you see
that ain't but a piece of rope." Ha, ha... Well, he was
scared to death, plumb out of his mind not to get bit by that
anchor line and he grabbed my shotgun a hole in the bottom of
the boat...(Blam! Harold! Glup... glub... glub)

Never go with a man who has been drinkin'
Cause things just might not work out you'd wish
Just leave that fool at to drink
He'll be just as fishin' in the kitchen sink
go near the water with a man too drunk to fish

Now too to fish is too drunk to swim. So I was dog paddlin'
and draggin' him and made it to a little sand bar just big
enough for two. It was way after dark when that helicopter came
that big and callin' our names. And Harold looked up to
the sky and said, "Lord is you?"

And then he knelt in that heavenly glow and said "Lord you
I ain't ready to go so if you pass me by tonight, oh... I will
reform." they threw down a raft and I paddled us home he never
touched a drop from that moment on. Ya know the works in
ways his miracles to perform.

Never go fishin' with a man who has drinkin'
Cause things might not work out like you'd wish
Just leave that fool at to drink
He'll be just as happy fishin' in the kitchen
Don't go near the water with a man too to fish
Don't go near the water a man too drunk to fish...