Luyện nghe bài hát Too Drunk to Fish

Now me and this buddy of mine decided that we'd go fishin'
one time, so we drove to the with my brand new bass boat. I
brought the fishin' poles the pork and beans the saltine
and the sardines, and Harold brought all the booze one man
could tote. I loaded the boat and filled the tank and tried to
get that to crank, Harold just sat there sippin' on a longneck
beer. While I was the boat and tyin' the plugs he was
drinkin' straight from the jug and he was
singing "Melancholy Baby" when we the pier, huh, huh...

Oh, never go fishin' with a man who has drinkin'
Cause things just might not work out you'd wish
Just that fool at home to drink
He'll be just as fishin' in the kitchen sink
go near the water with a man too drunk to fish

Well, I was concentratin', perfectin' my cast, hopin' to a
trophy bass and was havin' trouble tryin' to find the lake.
Layin' beside him at his feet was an anchor line coiled up
real neat, Harold saw it went white as a and
hollered "Snake!" Well, he jumped up and began to
yell. I said "Sit down Harold and yourself. Can't you see
that nothin' but a piece of rope." Ha, ha... Well, he was
to death, plumb out of his mind tryin' not to get bit by that
anchor line and he my shotgun blew a hole in the bottom of
the boat...(Blam! Harold! Glup... glub... glub)

Never go fishin' a man who has been drinkin'
Cause things just might not work out like you'd
Just leave that at home to drink
He'll be just as happy fishin' in the kitchen
Don't go the water with a man too drunk to fish

Now too drunk to fish is too to swim. So I was dog paddlin'
and him and finally made it to a little sand bar just big
enough for two. It was way after dark when that helicopter came
that big searchlight and callin' our names. And Harold up to
the sky and said, "Lord is you?"

And he knelt there in that heavenly glow and said "Lord you
know I ready to go so if you pass me by tonight, oh... I will
reform." Then threw down a raft and I paddled us home he never
touched a drop from that moment on. Ya the Lord works in
mysterious ways his to perform.

Never go with a man who has been drinkin'
Cause things just not work out like you'd wish
Just that fool at home to drink
He'll be just as happy in the kitchen sink
Don't go near the water with a man too drunk to
Don't go near the with a man too drunk to fish...