Luyện nghe bài hát Too Drunk to Fish

Now me and Harold this buddy of mine that we'd go fishin'
one time, so we drove to the lake with my new bass boat. I
brought the fishin' poles the pork and beans the saltine
and the sardines, and Harold brought all the booze one man
could tote. While I loaded the boat and filled the tank and to
get motor to crank, Harold just sat there sippin' on a longneck
beer. I was steerin' the boat and tyin' the plugs he was
drinkin' straight from the jug and he was
"Melancholy Baby" when we left the pier, huh, huh...

Oh, never go with a man who has been drinkin'
Cause just might not work out like you'd wish
Just leave that at home to drink
He'll be just as happy in the kitchen sink
Don't go near the water with a man too to fish

Well, I was concentratin', my cast, hopin' to land a
trophy bass and was havin' trouble tryin' to find the lake.
Layin' there beside him at his feet was an anchor line up
real neat, Harold saw it white as a ghost and
hollered "Snake!" Well, he jumped straight up and to
yell. I said "Sit down Harold and behave yourself. you see
that ain't but a piece of rope." Ha, ha... Well, he was
scared to death, plumb out of his mind tryin' not to get bit by
anchor line and he grabbed my blew a hole in the bottom of
the boat...(Blam! Harold! Glup... glub... glub)

Never go with a man who has been drinkin'
things just might not work out like you'd wish
Just leave that at home to drink
be just as happy fishin' in the kitchen sink
Don't go the water with a man too drunk to fish

Now too to fish is too drunk to swim. So I was dog paddlin'
and draggin' him and finally it to a little sand bar just big
enough for two. It was way dark when that helicopter came with
that big searchlight and callin' our names. And Harold up to
the sky and said, "Lord is you?"

And he knelt there in that heavenly glow and said "Lord you
know I ain't ready to go so if you pass me by tonight, oh... I
reform." Then they down a raft and I paddled us home he never
touched a from that moment on. Ya know the Lord works in
mysterious his miracles to perform.

Never go fishin' a man who has been drinkin'
Cause things just might not work out you'd wish
Just leave that fool at to drink
He'll be just as happy in the kitchen sink
Don't go near the with a man too drunk to fish
Don't go near the water a man too drunk to fish...