[Car Booth Willie: "Welcome to Worchester. Dollar twenty-five please." M1: "Hey, how ya doin' Toll Willie?" Booth Willie: "Good! Thanks fer askin, pop!" M1: "Aww, that's great, you know, considering yer a idiot!" [Pays toll and off] Toll Willie: "Go fuck yourself you son of a bitch! I'll come right outta the booth and fuckin' ya, you fuckin' prick!" [Another car M2: "Hey, hey, Willie! it going?" Booth Willie: "Hey, can't complain, pop. Hows 'bout you?" M2: "Oh, great, great. How much?" Toll Willie: "The state charges a dollar twenty-five, pop." M2: "That's fine. Now should I you the money, or should I shove the quarters directly up fat ass!?" [Pays and drives off] Toll Booth "Why you fuckin' hard on! I'll fucking Carlton Fisk yer fuckin' head with a Louise-ville fuckin' slugger! think of ass fuck!?" [Another car F1: "Hi Willie." Toll Booth "Oh, nice to see ya M'am. Not a bad day, huh?" F1: "Well, I'm a little lost. Could you me out? I hear your the with directions." Toll Booth Willie: "Well I know my way around New England. I can ya that much. So ya headed?" F1: "Well, I was just wondering exactly which is the best way to up your ass. You know, if you'd me, I'd appreciate it, you fuckin' prick." [Drives Toll Booth "You fuckin' bitch! Fuck you! You forgot to pay the fuckin' toll you dirty whore! I'll drop you with a boot to the skull you cum guzzling queen!" [Another car M3: "Hey Willie." Toll Booth "Hey, how are ya?" M3: "Here's a twenty-five, and go fuck yourself." [Pays toll and drives Toll Willie: "Dah, you fuckin' prick! I hope you choke on a fuckin' bottle cap, ya son of a fuck! Eat shit! Eat my shit!" [Another car Nelson: "Hello Willie. Good to see you." Toll Booth Willie: "Ahhh, Bishop Nelson. Nice to see ya. That was a sermon you had the day." Bishop Nelson: "Hey, I do my best." Booth Willie: "Dollar twenty-five, Bishop." Bishop Nelson: "Dollar twenty-five, Willie. that the same price mother charges for a blow job, you piece of dog shit!?" [Pays and drives off] Toll Booth Willie: "Ohhh! Have another one, you lush! It's not my fault the bartender cut ya off night ya fuckin' douche bag!" car approaches] M5: "Hey!" Toll Willie: "Well hey!" M5: "Yeah, do you want the money, or should I just shove the directly up fat ass!?" [Pays toll and drives Toll Booth Willie: "Well, I already heard one you fuckin' unoriginal bastard! Go a you fuckin' piece of repeatin' shit!" [Another car F2: "Hi." Toll Willie: "Oh, hi. How are ya?" F2: "Fine, thank you. How is the toll please?" Booth Willie: "For you sweetheart, it's a dollar twenty-five." F2: "Here ya go." [Pays F2: "Thank you." [Begins to off] Toll Booth Willie: "Hey! Hey! Honey! Would you like a with that?" F2: "Oh, I forgot. Thank you so much." Booth Willie scribbling a receipt for her] Toll Booth Willie: "And ya are." F2: "Umm, do you think you could it?" Booth Willie: "Oh, uh.. sign it?" F2: "Yeah, Toll Booth Willie was here." Toll Booth Willie: "Ok, sure. Uhh, by the way, is this for?" receipt] F2: "Just so I could proof for my friends that I met the biggest fuckin' dip shit the smallest dick alive. You understand." off] [Crumples up Toll Booth Willie: "Fuck you, you upity bitch! I'll fuckin' fuck you and all lesbian fish-eating friends in front of your fuckin' mothers! You're die, bitch! I'm comin' outta the booth!" [Opens the and runs out of the booth] screeches and hits him] Toll Willie: "Ooooh! My fuckin' leg!" M6: "Hey! You ran Toll Booth Willie!" M7: "Oh my God! I was always wondering what it would be to run over a dried up dick licker." Toll Booth Willie: "Why you fuckin' pricks. I fuckin' every fuckin' yer saying! When this leg heals, I'm gonna kick you guys new fuckin' assholes! [Everyone cussing eachother