[Car Toll Booth Willie: "Welcome to Worchester. Dollar please." M1: "Hey, how ya doin' Toll Willie?" Toll Willie: "Good! Thanks fer askin, pop!" M1: "Aww, that's great, you know, yer a fuckin' idiot!" toll and drives off] Toll Booth Willie: "Go fuck yourself you son of a bitch! come right the booth and fuckin' whack ya, you fuckin' prick!" [Another car M2: "Hey, hey, Willie! it going?" Toll Booth Willie: "Hey, can't complain, pop. 'bout you?" M2: "Oh, great, great. How much?" Booth Willie: "The state charges a dollar twenty-five, pop." M2: "That's fine. Now I give you the money, or should I shove the directly up your fat ass!?" [Pays toll and off] Toll Booth Willie: "Why you fuckin' on! I'll fucking Carlton Fisk yer head with a Louise-ville fuckin' slugger! Whadya think of ass fuck!?" [Another car F1: "Hi Willie." Toll Willie: "Oh, nice to see ya M'am. Not a bad day, huh?" F1: "Well, I'm a little lost. you help me out? I hear your the with directions." Toll Booth Willie: "Well I know my way around New England. I can ya that much. So ya headed?" F1: "Well, I was just exactly which is the best way to drive up ass. You know, if you'd tell me, I'd appreciate it, you fuckin' prick." [Drives Toll Willie: "You fuckin' bitch! Fuck you! You forgot to pay the toll you dirty whore! I'll fuckin' drop you with a boot to the fuckin' you cum guzzling queen!" car approaches] M3: "Hey Willie." Toll Willie: "Hey, how are ya?" M3: "Here's a twenty-five, and go fuck yourself." [Pays toll and off] Toll Booth Willie: "Dah, you fuckin' prick! I you choke on a bottle cap, ya fuckin' son of a fuck! Eat shit! Eat my shit!" [Another car Bishop "Hello Willie. Good to see you." Booth Willie: "Ahhh, Bishop Nelson. Nice to see ya. That was quite a sermon you had the day." Bishop Nelson: "Hey, I do my best." Toll Willie: "Dollar twenty-five, Bishop." Bishop "Dollar twenty-five, Willie. Isn't that the same price your charges for a blow job, you piece of dog shit!?" toll and drives off] Toll Booth Willie: "Ohhh! Have another one, you lush! It's not my fault the bartender cut ya off last night ya douche bag!" car approaches] M5: "Hey!" Toll Willie: "Well hey!" M5: "Yeah, do you want the money, or I just shove the quarters up your fat ass!?" [Pays toll and off] Toll Willie: "Well, I already heard that one you fuckin' bastard! Go suck a corn you fuckin' piece of shit!" car approaches] F2: "Hi." Toll Willie: "Oh, hi. How are ya?" F2: "Fine, thank you. How much is the please?" Toll Booth Willie: "For you sweetheart, it's a twenty-five." F2: "Here ya go." toll] F2: "Thank you." [Begins to drive Toll Booth Willie: "Hey! Hey! Honey! Would you like a with that?" F2: "Oh, I almost forgot. you so much." [Toll Booth Willie scribbling a for her] Toll Willie: "And here ya are." F2: "Umm, do you think you could it?" Booth Willie: "Oh, uh.. sign it?" F2: "Yeah, sign Toll Willie was here." Booth Willie: "Ok, sure. Uhh, by the way, what is this for?" [Signing F2: "Just so I have proof for my friends that I met the biggest fuckin' dip shit the smallest dick alive. You understand." [Drives [Crumples up Toll Booth "Fuck you, you fuckin' upity bitch! I'll fuckin' fuck you and all your fish-eating friends in front of your fuckin' mothers! You're gonna die, bitch! I'm outta the booth!" [Opens the and runs out of the booth] [Car screeches and hits Toll Booth "Ooooh! My fuckin' leg!" M6: "Hey! You ran over Booth Willie!" M7: "Oh my God! I was always wondering what it be like to run over a up stinky dick licker." Toll Booth Willie: "Why you fuckin' pricks. I hear every fuckin' yer saying! When this fuckin' leg heals, I'm gonna you guys new fuckin' assholes! cussing eachother out]