[Car Booth Willie: "Welcome to Worchester. Dollar twenty-five please." M1: "Hey, how ya Toll Booth Willie?" Toll Booth "Good! Thanks fer askin, pop!" M1: "Aww, that's great, you know, yer a fuckin' idiot!" toll and drives off] Toll Booth Willie: "Go fuck you son of a bitch! I'll come right outta the booth and whack ya, you fuckin' prick!" [Another car M2: "Hey, hey, Willie! it going?" Toll Booth Willie: "Hey, can't complain, pop. 'bout you?" M2: "Oh, great, great. How much?" Toll Booth Willie: "The state a dollar twenty-five, pop." M2: "That's fine. Now should I you the money, or should I shove the quarters up your fat ass!?" [Pays toll and off] Toll Booth Willie: "Why you fuckin' hard on! I'll Carlton Fisk yer fuckin' head a Louise-ville fuckin' slugger! Whadya think of ass fuck!?" [Another car F1: "Hi Willie." Booth Willie: "Oh, nice to see ya M'am. Not a bad day, huh?" F1: "Well, I'm a little lost. Could you me out? I hear your the best directions." Toll Willie: "Well I know my way around New England. I can tell ya that much. So ya headed?" F1: "Well, I was just exactly which is the best way to drive up your ass. You know, if you'd me, I'd appreciate it, you fuckin' prick." off] Toll Booth Willie: "You fuckin' bitch! Fuck you! You to pay the toll you dirty whore! I'll fuckin' drop you with a boot to the fuckin' skull you cum queen!" [Another car M3: "Hey Willie." Booth Willie: "Hey, how are ya?" M3: "Here's a dollar twenty-five, and go yourself." [Pays toll and drives Toll Booth Willie: "Dah, you prick! I hope you choke on a bottle cap, ya fuckin' son of a fuck! Eat shit! Eat my shit!" [Another car Bishop Nelson: "Hello Willie. to see you." Toll Booth Willie: "Ahhh, Nelson. Nice to see ya. That was quite a sermon you had the day." Bishop "Hey, well I do my best." Toll Willie: "Dollar twenty-five, Bishop." Bishop Nelson: "Dollar twenty-five, Willie. Isn't the same price mother charges for a blow job, you piece of dog shit!?" [Pays and drives off] Toll Booth Willie: "Ohhh! Have another one, you lush! It's not my fault the bartender cut ya off night ya fuckin' douche bag!" car approaches] M5: "Hey!" Toll Willie: "Well hey!" M5: "Yeah, do you want the money, or should I just the quarters up your fat ass!?" [Pays and drives off] Toll Booth "Well, I already heard that one you fuckin' unoriginal bastard! Go a you fuckin' piece of repeatin' shit!" [Another car F2: "Hi." Toll Willie: "Oh, hi. How are ya?" F2: "Fine, thank you. How much is the please?" Toll Booth Willie: "For you sweetheart, it's a twenty-five." F2: "Here ya go." [Pays F2: "Thank you." [Begins to drive Booth Willie: "Hey! Hey! Honey! Would you like a receipt with that?" F2: "Oh, I forgot. Thank you so much." [Toll Booth Willie scribbling a for her] Toll Booth "And here ya are." F2: "Umm, do you you could sign it?" Booth Willie: "Oh, uh.. sign it?" F2: "Yeah, Toll Booth Willie was here." Toll Booth Willie: "Ok, sure. Uhh, by the way, is this for?" [Signing F2: "Just so I could have proof for my friends I met the biggest dip shit with the smallest dick alive. You understand." [Drives [Crumples up Toll Booth Willie: "Fuck you, you fuckin' bitch! I'll fuckin' fuck you and all your lesbian friends in front of your fuckin' mothers! You're gonna die, bitch! I'm outta the booth!" [Opens the and runs out of the booth] [Car and hits him] Toll Booth Willie: "Ooooh! My leg!" M6: "Hey! You ran over Booth Willie!" M7: "Oh my God! I was always wondering what it be like to run over a dried up dick licker." Toll Booth Willie: "Why you pricks. I fuckin' hear every fuckin' yer saying! When fuckin' leg heals, I'm gonna kick you guys new fuckin' assholes! [Everyone cussing out]