[Car Toll Willie: "Welcome to Worchester. Dollar twenty-five please." M1: "Hey, how ya doin' Toll Willie?" Booth Willie: "Good! Thanks fer askin, pop!" M1: "Aww, that's great, you know, yer a fuckin' idiot!" [Pays toll and off] Toll Booth Willie: "Go fuck yourself you son of a bitch! I'll right outta the booth and fuckin' whack ya, you prick!" [Another car M2: "Hey, hey, Willie! it going?" Toll Booth Willie: "Hey, can't complain, pop. Hows you?" M2: "Oh, great, great. How much?" Booth Willie: "The state charges a dollar twenty-five, pop." M2: "That's fine. Now should I you the money, or should I shove the directly up your fat ass!?" [Pays toll and off] Toll Booth Willie: "Why you fuckin' on! I'll fucking Carlton Fisk yer head with a Louise-ville fuckin' slugger! Whadya think of ass fuck!?" [Another car F1: "Hi Willie." Booth Willie: "Oh, nice to see ya M'am. Not a bad day, huh?" F1: "Well, I'm a little lost. Could you help me I hear your the with directions." Toll Booth "Well I know my way around New England. I can tell ya much. So where ya headed?" F1: "Well, I was just wondering exactly which is the best way to up your ass. You know, if tell me, I'd appreciate it, you fuckin' prick." [Drives Toll Booth Willie: "You fuckin' bitch! you! You forgot to pay the fuckin' toll you dirty whore! I'll fuckin' you with a boot to the fuckin' skull you cum queen!" [Another car M3: "Hey Willie." Toll Willie: "Hey, how are ya?" M3: "Here's a dollar twenty-five, and go yourself." [Pays and drives off] Booth Willie: "Dah, you fuckin' prick! I hope you choke on a fuckin' bottle cap, ya son of a fuck! Eat shit! Eat my shit!" [Another car Bishop Nelson: "Hello Willie. to see you." Toll Booth "Ahhh, Bishop Nelson. Nice to see ya. That was quite a you had the other day." Nelson: "Hey, well I do my best." Toll Willie: "Dollar twenty-five, Bishop." Bishop Nelson: "Dollar twenty-five, Willie. Isn't that the price your mother charges for a job, you piece of dog shit!?" [Pays toll and off] Toll Booth Willie: "Ohhh! Have another one, you lush! It's not my fault the bartender cut ya off last ya fuckin' douche bag!" [Another car M5: "Hey!" Toll Willie: "Well hey!" M5: "Yeah, do you want the money, or should I just shove the up your fat ass!?" [Pays toll and drives Toll Booth Willie: "Well, I already heard that one you bastard! Go suck a corn you fuckin' of repeatin' shit!" car approaches] F2: "Hi." Toll Willie: "Oh, hi. How are ya?" F2: "Fine, thank you. How much is the please?" Booth Willie: "For you sweetheart, it's a dollar twenty-five." F2: "Here ya go." [Pays F2: "Thank you." to drive off] Toll Willie: "Hey! Hey! Honey! Would you like a receipt with that?" F2: "Oh, I forgot. Thank you so much." [Toll Booth scribbling a receipt for her] Toll Willie: "And here ya are." F2: "Umm, do you you could sign it?" Toll Willie: "Oh, uh.. sign it?" F2: "Yeah, sign Toll Booth was here." Toll Booth Willie: "Ok, sure. Uhh, by the way, what is for?" receipt] F2: "Just so I could proof for my friends that I met the biggest dip shit with the smallest dick alive. You understand." [Drives up paper] Toll Booth Willie: "Fuck you, you fuckin' upity bitch! fuckin' fuck you and all lesbian fish-eating friends in front of your fuckin' mothers! You're die, bitch! I'm comin' outta the booth!" [Opens the door and runs out of the [Car and hits him] Toll Booth "Ooooh! My fuckin' leg!" M6: "Hey! You ran over Toll Willie!" M7: "Oh my God! I was always what it would be like to run over a dried up stinky licker." Toll Booth "Why you fuckin' pricks. I fuckin' hear every fuckin' yer saying! When this fuckin' leg heals, I'm gonna kick you new fuckin' assholes! [Everyone eachother out]