[Car Toll Booth "Welcome to Worchester. Dollar twenty-five please." M1: "Hey, how ya doin' Toll Willie?" Toll Booth Willie: "Good! fer askin, pop!" M1: "Aww, great, you know, considering yer a fuckin' idiot!" [Pays and drives off] Toll Booth Willie: "Go yourself you son of a bitch! I'll come right outta the booth and fuckin' ya, you fuckin' prick!" car approaches] M2: "Hey, hey, Willie! it going?" Toll Booth Willie: "Hey, can't complain, pop. Hows you?" M2: "Oh, great, great. How much?" Toll Booth Willie: "The state charges a twenty-five, pop." M2: "That's fine. Now should I you the money, or should I shove the quarters directly up fat ass!?" toll and drives off] Toll Booth Willie: "Why you hard on! I'll fucking Carlton Fisk yer head with a Louise-ville fuckin' slugger! Whadya think of ass fuck!?" [Another car F1: "Hi Willie." Booth Willie: "Oh, nice to see ya M'am. Not a bad day, huh?" F1: "Well, I'm a little lost. Could you me out? I hear your the best directions." Booth Willie: "Well I know my way around New England. I can tell ya that much. So ya headed?" F1: "Well, I was wondering exactly which is the best way to drive up ass. You know, if you'd tell me, I'd appreciate it, you fuckin' prick." off] Toll Booth Willie: "You bitch! Fuck you! You forgot to pay the fuckin' toll you dirty whore! I'll drop you with a boot to the fuckin' skull you cum queen!" car approaches] M3: "Hey Willie." Toll Willie: "Hey, how are ya?" M3: "Here's a dollar twenty-five, and go yourself." [Pays toll and drives Toll Booth Willie: "Dah, you fuckin' prick! I you choke on a fuckin' bottle cap, ya son of a fuck! Eat shit! Eat my shit!" [Another car Bishop Nelson: "Hello Willie. to see you." Toll Booth Willie: "Ahhh, Nelson. Nice to see ya. That was quite a sermon you had the day." Bishop "Hey, well I do my best." Booth Willie: "Dollar twenty-five, Bishop." Bishop Nelson: "Dollar twenty-five, Willie. Isn't that the same mother charges for a blow job, you piece of dog shit!?" [Pays toll and drives Booth Willie: "Ohhh! Have another one, you fuckin' lush! It's not my fault the bartender cut ya off last night ya fuckin' bag!" car approaches] M5: "Hey!" Toll Booth "Well hey!" M5: "Yeah, do you want the money, or should I just the quarters directly up fat ass!?" toll and drives off] Toll Booth "Well, I already heard that one you fuckin' unoriginal bastard! Go a corn you piece of repeatin' shit!" car approaches] F2: "Hi." Toll Booth "Oh, hi. How are ya?" F2: "Fine, thank you. How much is the please?" Toll Booth "For you sweetheart, it's a dollar twenty-five." F2: "Here ya go." toll] F2: "Thank you." [Begins to drive Booth Willie: "Hey! Hey! Honey! Would you like a receipt with that?" F2: "Oh, I forgot. Thank you so much." [Toll Booth Willie scribbling a for her] Toll Willie: "And here ya are." F2: "Umm, do you you could sign it?" Toll Booth Willie: "Oh, uh.. it?" F2: "Yeah, sign Toll Booth was here." Toll Booth Willie: "Ok, sure. Uhh, by the way, is this for?" [Signing F2: "Just so I could have proof for my friends that I met the dip shit with the smallest dick alive. You understand." [Drives [Crumples up Toll Willie: "Fuck you, you fuckin' upity bitch! I'll fuckin' fuck you and all your lesbian fish-eating friends in front of your mothers! You're gonna die, bitch! I'm outta the booth!" [Opens the door and runs out of the [Car screeches and hits Toll Booth Willie: "Ooooh! My leg!" M6: "Hey! You ran Toll Booth Willie!" M7: "Oh my God! I was always wondering it would be like to run over a up stinky dick licker." Booth Willie: "Why you fuckin' pricks. I fuckin' hear every fuckin' yer saying! When this fuckin' leg heals, I'm gonna you guys new fuckin' assholes! cussing eachother out]