[Car Toll Willie: "Welcome to Worchester. Dollar twenty-five please." M1: "Hey, how ya doin' Toll Willie?" Booth Willie: "Good! Thanks fer askin, pop!" M1: "Aww, great, you know, considering yer a fuckin' idiot!" [Pays toll and drives Toll Booth Willie: "Go yourself you son of a bitch! I'll come right outta the booth and fuckin' whack ya, you prick!" car approaches] M2: "Hey, hey, Willie! it going?" Toll Willie: "Hey, can't complain, pop. Hows 'bout you?" M2: "Oh, great, great. How much?" Toll Booth "The state charges a dollar twenty-five, pop." M2: "That's fine. Now should I give you the money, or I shove the quarters directly up fat ass!?" [Pays and drives off] Toll Willie: "Why you fuckin' hard on! I'll fucking Carlton Fisk yer fuckin' with a Louise-ville fuckin' slugger! Whadya think of ass fuck!?" [Another car F1: "Hi Willie." Toll Booth Willie: "Oh, to see ya M'am. Not a bad day, huh?" F1: "Well, I'm a little lost. you help me out? I hear your the best directions." Toll Booth Willie: "Well I my way around New England. I can tell ya much. So where ya headed?" F1: "Well, I was just exactly which is the best way to drive up your ass. You know, if you'd me, I'd appreciate it, you fuckin' prick." off] Toll Willie: "You fuckin' bitch! Fuck you! You forgot to pay the fuckin' you dirty whore! I'll fuckin' drop you with a boot to the skull you cum guzzling queen!" [Another car M3: "Hey Willie." Booth Willie: "Hey, how are ya?" M3: "Here's a dollar twenty-five, and go yourself." [Pays toll and off] Toll Booth Willie: "Dah, you fuckin' prick! I hope you on a fuckin' bottle cap, ya son of a fuck! Eat shit! Eat my shit!" car approaches] Bishop Nelson: "Hello Willie. to see you." Toll Booth "Ahhh, Bishop Nelson. Nice to see ya. That was quite a you had the other day." Bishop "Hey, well I do my best." Booth Willie: "Dollar twenty-five, Bishop." Bishop Nelson: "Dollar twenty-five, Willie. Isn't that the price your mother charges for a blow job, you of dog shit!?" [Pays toll and off] Toll Booth Willie: "Ohhh! Have another one, you lush! It's not my fault the bartender cut ya off night ya fuckin' douche bag!" car approaches] M5: "Hey!" Toll Willie: "Well hey!" M5: "Yeah, do you the money, or should I just shove the quarters up your fat ass!?" [Pays and drives off] Toll Booth Willie: "Well, I already heard that one you unoriginal bastard! Go a you fuckin' piece of repeatin' shit!" [Another car F2: "Hi." Toll Willie: "Oh, hi. How are ya?" F2: "Fine, you. How much is the toll please?" Toll Booth Willie: "For you sweetheart, it's a twenty-five." F2: "Here ya go." [Pays F2: "Thank you." [Begins to off] Toll Booth "Hey! Hey! Honey! Would you like a receipt with that?" F2: "Oh, I almost forgot. you so much." [Toll Booth Willie a receipt for her] Toll Booth "And here ya are." F2: "Umm, do you think you sign it?" Toll Booth Willie: "Oh, uh.. it?" F2: "Yeah, sign Booth Willie was here." Booth Willie: "Ok, sure. Uhh, by the way, what is this for?" [Signing F2: "Just so I could have proof for my that I met the biggest dip shit with the smallest dick alive. You understand." [Drives [Crumples up Booth Willie: "Fuck you, you fuckin' upity bitch! I'll fuckin' fuck you and all your lesbian fish-eating friends in front of your mothers! You're gonna die, bitch! I'm outta the booth!" [Opens the and runs out of the booth] [Car and hits him] Toll Willie: "Ooooh! My fuckin' leg!" M6: "Hey! You ran Toll Booth Willie!" M7: "Oh my God! I was always wondering it would be like to run over a dried up dick licker." Booth Willie: "Why you fuckin' pricks. I fuckin' hear every fuckin' yer saying! When this fuckin' leg heals, I'm kick you guys new fuckin' assholes! [Everyone cussing eachother