[Car Toll Booth "Welcome to Worchester. Dollar twenty-five please." M1: "Hey, how ya doin' Toll Willie?" Booth Willie: "Good! Thanks fer askin, pop!" M1: "Aww, that's great, you know, yer a fuckin' idiot!" [Pays and drives off] Toll Booth Willie: "Go fuck you son of a bitch! I'll come right outta the booth and whack ya, you fuckin' prick!" car approaches] M2: "Hey, hey, Willie! it going?" Toll Willie: "Hey, can't complain, pop. Hows 'bout you?" M2: "Oh, great, great. How much?" Toll Willie: "The state charges a dollar twenty-five, pop." M2: "That's fine. Now should I give you the money, or I shove the quarters directly up fat ass!?" [Pays toll and off] Toll Booth Willie: "Why you hard on! I'll fucking Carlton Fisk yer fuckin' with a Louise-ville fuckin' slugger! Whadya think of ass fuck!?" [Another car F1: "Hi Willie." Toll Willie: "Oh, nice to see ya M'am. Not a bad day, huh?" F1: "Well, I'm a little lost. you help me out? I hear your the with directions." Toll Booth "Well I know my way around New England. I can tell ya much. So where ya headed?" F1: "Well, I was just exactly which is the best way to drive up your ass. You know, if tell me, I'd appreciate it, you fuckin' prick." [Drives Toll Booth "You fuckin' bitch! Fuck you! You forgot to pay the fuckin' toll you dirty whore! fuckin' drop you with a boot to the skull you cum guzzling queen!" [Another car M3: "Hey Willie." Toll Willie: "Hey, how are ya?" M3: "Here's a twenty-five, and go fuck yourself." [Pays toll and drives Toll Willie: "Dah, you fuckin' prick! I hope you choke on a bottle cap, ya fuckin' son of a fuck! Eat shit! Eat my shit!" [Another car Bishop Nelson: "Hello Willie. to see you." Toll Booth Willie: "Ahhh, Nelson. Nice to see ya. That was quite a you had the other day." Nelson: "Hey, well I do my best." Toll Willie: "Dollar twenty-five, Bishop." Bishop Nelson: "Dollar twenty-five, Willie. that the same price your charges for a blow job, you piece of dog shit!?" toll and drives off] Toll Booth Willie: "Ohhh! Have one, you fuckin' lush! It's not my fault the bartender cut ya off night ya fuckin' douche bag!" car approaches] M5: "Hey!" Toll Willie: "Well hey!" M5: "Yeah, do you the money, or should I just shove the quarters directly up fat ass!?" toll and drives off] Toll Willie: "Well, I already heard that one you fuckin' unoriginal bastard! Go a corn you fuckin' piece of shit!" car approaches] F2: "Hi." Toll Booth "Oh, hi. How are ya?" F2: "Fine, thank you. How is the toll please?" Toll Booth Willie: "For you sweetheart, a dollar twenty-five." F2: "Here ya go." [Pays F2: "Thank you." [Begins to off] Toll Willie: "Hey! Hey! Honey! Would you like a receipt with that?" F2: "Oh, I almost forgot. you so much." [Toll Booth scribbling a receipt for her] Toll Booth Willie: "And ya are." F2: "Umm, do you think you could it?" Toll Willie: "Oh, uh.. sign it?" F2: "Yeah, Toll Booth Willie was here." Toll Booth "Ok, sure. Uhh, by the way, what is this for?" [Signing F2: "Just so I could have proof for my friends that I met the fuckin' dip shit the smallest dick alive. You understand." [Drives [Crumples up Toll Booth Willie: "Fuck you, you fuckin' upity bitch! I'll fuck you and all your lesbian fish-eating friends in of your fuckin' mothers! You're gonna die, bitch! I'm comin' the booth!" [Opens the door and runs out of the [Car and hits him] Toll Booth "Ooooh! My fuckin' leg!" M6: "Hey! You ran over Toll Willie!" M7: "Oh my God! I was always wondering what it would be to run over a up stinky dick licker." Toll Booth Willie: "Why you fuckin' pricks. I fuckin' hear every yer saying! When this fuckin' leg heals, I'm gonna kick you guys new assholes! [Everyone cussing out]