[Car Toll Willie: "Welcome to Worchester. Dollar twenty-five please." M1: "Hey, how ya doin' Booth Willie?" Booth Willie: "Good! Thanks fer askin, pop!" M1: "Aww, great, you know, considering yer a fuckin' idiot!" toll and drives off] Toll Booth Willie: "Go yourself you son of a bitch! I'll come right outta the and fuckin' whack ya, you fuckin' prick!" [Another car M2: "Hey, hey, Willie! it going?" Toll Booth Willie: "Hey, can't complain, pop. Hows you?" M2: "Oh, great, great. How much?" Toll Booth Willie: "The state charges a twenty-five, pop." M2: "That's fine. Now should I give you the money, or I shove the directly up your fat ass!?" [Pays toll and drives Toll Booth Willie: "Why you hard on! I'll fucking Carlton Fisk yer fuckin' head with a fuckin' slugger! Whadya think of ass fuck!?" [Another car F1: "Hi Willie." Toll Willie: "Oh, nice to see ya M'am. Not a bad day, huh?" F1: "Well, I'm a little lost. Could you me out? I hear your the best directions." Booth Willie: "Well I know my way around New England. I can tell ya that much. So ya headed?" F1: "Well, I was just wondering exactly is the best way to drive up your ass. You know, if you'd tell me, I'd it, you fuckin' prick." [Drives Toll Booth Willie: "You fuckin' bitch! you! You forgot to pay the fuckin' toll you dirty whore! I'll fuckin' drop you with a to the fuckin' you cum guzzling queen!" car approaches] M3: "Hey Willie." Toll Willie: "Hey, how are ya?" M3: "Here's a dollar twenty-five, and go yourself." toll and drives off] Toll Booth "Dah, you fuckin' prick! I hope you choke on a bottle cap, ya fuckin' son of a fuck! Eat shit! Eat my shit!" [Another car Nelson: "Hello Willie. Good to see you." Toll Booth Willie: "Ahhh, Bishop Nelson. Nice to see ya. was quite a sermon you had the day." Bishop "Hey, well I do my best." Toll Willie: "Dollar twenty-five, Bishop." Bishop Nelson: "Dollar twenty-five, Willie. Isn't the same price mother charges for a blow job, you piece of dog shit!?" [Pays toll and off] Toll Booth Willie: "Ohhh! Have one, you fuckin' lush! It's not my fault the cut ya off last night ya fuckin' douche bag!" car approaches] M5: "Hey!" Toll Booth "Well hey!" M5: "Yeah, do you want the money, or should I shove the quarters up your fat ass!?" [Pays toll and off] Toll Booth Willie: "Well, I already heard that one you bastard! Go suck a corn you fuckin' piece of shit!" [Another car F2: "Hi." Toll Willie: "Oh, hi. How are ya?" F2: "Fine, thank you. How much is the please?" Toll Willie: "For you sweetheart, it's a dollar twenty-five." F2: "Here ya go." [Pays F2: "Thank you." [Begins to drive Toll Booth Willie: "Hey! Hey! Honey! you like a receipt with that?" F2: "Oh, I forgot. Thank you so much." [Toll Booth Willie scribbling a for her] Toll Booth Willie: "And ya are." F2: "Umm, do you think you could it?" Toll Willie: "Oh, uh.. sign it?" F2: "Yeah, sign Toll Willie was here." Toll Willie: "Ok, sure. Uhh, by the way, what is this for?" receipt] F2: "Just so I could have proof for my that I met the biggest dip shit with the smallest dick alive. You understand." [Drives [Crumples up Toll Booth Willie: "Fuck you, you fuckin' bitch! I'll fuckin' fuck you and all your lesbian fish-eating friends in front of fuckin' mothers! You're gonna die, bitch! I'm comin' outta the booth!" the door and runs out of the [Car and hits him] Toll Booth Willie: "Ooooh! My leg!" M6: "Hey! You ran Toll Booth Willie!" M7: "Oh my God! I was always what it would be like to run over a dried up stinky licker." Toll Booth Willie: "Why you fuckin' pricks. I fuckin' every fuckin' yer saying! When this fuckin' leg heals, I'm kick you guys new fuckin' assholes! [Everyone cussing eachother