[Car Toll Booth Willie: "Welcome to Worchester. twenty-five please." M1: "Hey, how ya Toll Booth Willie?" Toll Willie: "Good! Thanks fer askin, pop!" M1: "Aww, that's great, you know, yer a fuckin' idiot!" toll and drives off] Toll Booth Willie: "Go fuck you son of a bitch! I'll come right the booth and fuckin' whack ya, you fuckin' prick!" [Another car M2: "Hey, hey, Willie! it going?" Toll Booth Willie: "Hey, can't complain, pop. 'bout you?" M2: "Oh, great, great. How much?" Toll Booth "The state charges a dollar twenty-five, pop." M2: "That's fine. Now should I give you the money, or I shove the quarters directly up fat ass!?" [Pays toll and off] Booth Willie: "Why you fuckin' hard on! I'll fucking Carlton Fisk yer fuckin' head with a Louise-ville slugger! Whadya think of ass fuck!?" [Another car F1: "Hi Willie." Toll Willie: "Oh, nice to see ya M'am. Not a bad day, huh?" F1: "Well, I'm a lost. Could you help me out? I hear your the best directions." Toll Booth "Well I know my way around New England. I can tell ya much. So where ya headed?" F1: "Well, I was just wondering exactly which is the best way to up your ass. You know, if you'd tell me, I'd it, you fuckin' prick." [Drives Toll Willie: "You fuckin' bitch! Fuck you! You forgot to pay the fuckin' toll you whore! I'll fuckin' drop you with a boot to the skull you cum guzzling queen!" [Another car M3: "Hey Willie." Toll Booth "Hey, how are ya?" M3: "Here's a dollar twenty-five, and go yourself." [Pays and drives off] Toll Booth Willie: "Dah, you fuckin' prick! I hope you on a fuckin' bottle cap, ya son of a fuck! Eat shit! Eat my shit!" car approaches] Bishop Nelson: "Hello Willie. to see you." Toll Booth Willie: "Ahhh, Bishop Nelson. to see ya. That was quite a sermon you had the day." Bishop "Hey, well I do my best." Toll Willie: "Dollar twenty-five, Bishop." Bishop "Dollar twenty-five, Willie. Isn't that the same price your mother for a blow job, you piece of dog shit!?" [Pays toll and off] Toll Willie: "Ohhh! Have another one, you fuckin' lush! It's not my fault the bartender cut ya off last ya fuckin' douche bag!" car approaches] M5: "Hey!" Toll Booth "Well hey!" M5: "Yeah, do you want the money, or should I just shove the up your fat ass!?" [Pays and drives off] Toll Willie: "Well, I already heard that one you fuckin' bastard! Go suck a corn you piece of repeatin' shit!" [Another car F2: "Hi." Toll Booth "Oh, hi. How are ya?" F2: "Fine, thank you. How is the toll please?" Toll Booth Willie: "For you sweetheart, a dollar twenty-five." F2: "Here ya go." [Pays F2: "Thank you." [Begins to off] Toll Booth Willie: "Hey! Hey! Honey! Would you like a with that?" F2: "Oh, I forgot. Thank you so much." Booth Willie scribbling a receipt for her] Toll Booth Willie: "And ya are." F2: "Umm, do you think you sign it?" Booth Willie: "Oh, uh.. sign it?" F2: "Yeah, sign Toll Booth was here." Toll Willie: "Ok, sure. Uhh, by the way, what is this for?" [Signing F2: "Just so I could have proof for my friends I met the biggest fuckin' dip shit the smallest dick alive. You understand." off] [Crumples up Booth Willie: "Fuck you, you fuckin' upity bitch! I'll fuckin' fuck you and all lesbian fish-eating friends in front of your fuckin' mothers! You're die, bitch! I'm comin' outta the booth!" [Opens the and runs out of the booth] screeches and hits him] Toll Booth Willie: "Ooooh! My leg!" M6: "Hey! You ran over Toll Willie!" M7: "Oh my God! I was wondering what it would be like to run over a dried up stinky licker." Toll Booth Willie: "Why you fuckin' pricks. I fuckin' hear every yer saying! When this fuckin' leg heals, I'm kick you guys new fuckin' assholes! [Everyone cussing eachother