To Be No. 1

Give me a job
The one I haven't got
Don't write me off at anytime
Don't ever leave me unsatisfied

I don't wanna come in second
I just wanna come
Don't wanna be the last in line
Don't wanna be just left behind

And in the evening when I come home
And it's time to throw my dog a bone
That's when I wear my shirt that says
In capital letters, in capital letters

Isn't it fun, fun, fun to be No. 1
(He's got no job, got no blow, got no Monica to go to)
Isn't it fun, fun, fun to be No. 1
(He's a superstar, wunderbar, out of touch too much)

Don't tell me I'm small
An inch too short
I might not be your size but I'm sure great
And definitely underpaid

So give me a job
The one I haven't got
Don't tell me I'm too poor to join the club
To hang out with the big shots

And in the evening when I come home
And it's time to give my dog a bone
That's when I wear my shirt that says
In capital letters, in capital letters

Isn't it fun, fun, fun to be No. 1
(He's got no job, got no blow, got no Monica to go)
Isn't it fun, fun, fun to be No. 1
(He's a V.I.P. wannabe, all he ever wants is)

Isn't it fun, fun, fun to be No. 1
Isn't it fun, fun, fun, yeah to be No. 1
(He's a V.I.P. wannabe all he ever wants is)
To be No. 1

And in the evening when I come home
And it's time to throw my dog a bone
That's when I wear my shirt that says
In capital letters, in capital letters

Isn't it fun, fun, fun to be No. 1
(He's got no job, got no blow, got no Monica to go to)
Isn't it fun, fun, fun yeah, to be No. 1
(He's a superstar, wunderbar, out of touch too much)

Isn't it fun, fun, fun to be No. 1
To be No. 1
(Isn't it fun, fun, fun)
To be No. 1
(He's got no job, got no blow got no Monica to go to)
Yeah