Luyện nghe bài hát Three Point One Four

My last girlfriend didn't like me, thought she be
likely a dyke, she just didn't excite me
Lefty, yeah, but that was
She was hotter than the sun but she just that bright
My she was more flaky than a leper colony
I think a wooden clothespin would been much better company
Ass like a donkey actin' funky her 'L', now she's a flunky
So my love for her quicker than a batch of sea monkeys

bird gets the worm, spread your legs or spread the word
So what if I'm not the smartest in the turd
I'm white goes with everything but I can come in any color
And I'm looking for the kind of girl that me of my mother
But it's to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy
And how many girls do you know that can play the
With their pussies like 'em and hot and sweet
Like a Rice Krispie Treat gee, you what I really want in a girl, me

I to find a new vagina
Any of new vagina
It's hard to rhyme a word vagina
Calvin Klein of North Carolina

are like dog, do hear me through, don't interrupt
It's the older that they are the easier they get to pick up
I'd fill the generation gap, clean the cobwebs her rafters
Old hens would rather put out be put out to the pasture
No age just a gauge, I like my girls like my cheese
Preferably for me fat-free singles only
I want my chick anorexic, the winner is the thinner
Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a dinner

Like Sizzler she got a beef, we'll the fat
If I forget to put the seat up I can put up her crap
Let her lash out and crack the but not in bed I don't play rough
No, I can't be tied down a girl that wants me tied up
independent like NOFX, smart like Janeane Garafolo
She'd use big words to make fun of me so that I would never
Bestow upon me all her wisdom of the Dewey System gee
You know what I really in a girl, me

I need to a new vagina
Any of new vagina
It's hard to rhyme a word vagina
Kline kind of South Carolina

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